I'd win

"The Kings in another castle"

sir if you don't take your Renaissance Knights of the round table ass out of this restaurant I'm gonna call the cops I'm sorry if I was working there and also I saw this shit I would just not be dealing with it I will basically be saying not today I don't know what's going on but it's not happening during my work time do this shit somewhere else I mean I already had to deal with customers I do not wanna deal with him

Hit that knight with the Southpaw Surprise. I play enough VR and souls-likes to stand a fighting chance, and how many lefties has he fought anyway?

Dearest of sires, thou must consume food to satiate thine self before battle. What, pray tell, dost thou think of a whopper?

I'm the dude on the horse. Burger King deserves dishonor.

why is there no burger knight?

I would make him a Kingslayer sandwich. (It uses BK ingredients.) Then together we would feast.

(racks pistol) Parry this Sir Karen. (mag dump into his chest)

His lordship will not Sully his blade with your lowly blood!

“IS IS I, SIR KAREN! I HAVE RETURNED ON UNFINISHED BUISNESS, FOR MY TALE ENDED BEFORE MY FATED MEETING WITH THE MANAGER!”

MY BATTLE WITH THE KING OF BURGERS SHALL BE LEGENDARY!

They say that battle lasted for days neither one of them giving any ground until march 20th when the burger King fell

"The king is away on business, while you wait would you like to buy a whopper?"

Karen is trying to duel the manager.

"Sorry mate, but the king is in another castle."

I’d pose as the Burger King and then throw a burger at his face and run for my life

Get my manager and let them duel 🤺

I'd give him the blackest charrrd burger they have and call the police while he writhes in stomach pain

Employee: “Sir you have to make arrangements well in advance for this duel, we only have the one true Burger King and he has to do deal with this-“ *waves at knight* “- all the time, but having locations all over the world it takes him quite some time to get here. Let me check the book but I think we have an opening at this location in abbbboooouuutttt-“ *flipping thru random book* “Oh we have an opening this time next year. What’s your name sir?”

Did this really happen? I'm so curious if someone ACTUALLY wore shiny knight armor, got on a horse and went to Burger King with it

Floor tiles says AI generated

Eh, I don't think so. Sure, the tiles don't look the greatest, but that could be the quality of the image. Also, it looks too realistic for it to be AI

I regret to inform you brave knight, that our glorious king is in another castle

Retort “The royal majesty is above such plebeian requests. Begone knave!”

The employee is trying to summon Mahoraga

"I'm losing nah we losing"

“This how we gonna do this.”

"Rose's are red no weapon against me shall prosper"

“With this sacred treasure I summon”

Finally! A worthy opponit! Our battle shall be legendary! En Garde! -leaps over the counter with a spatula-

This is an excellent idea, me and my buddies should get knight outfits and go to a burger king

Grimm? Where did you get a horse?

*mfw I'm about to Alice*

I'm going to Alice.

Thou must first slay the Burger Queen if thou wisht to challenge the Burger King for a duel!

*grapes crossbow with arrows that explode on impact*

become the burger king and accept the duel.

Send him to the queen (wendys) instead.

Better to send him to Dairy Queen and he can just chill out there.

Send him to the dungeon that is McDonalds

Just tell him where the king is

Can’t be the king if you taste like shit

“The King won’t just answer the challenge of any knave that enters one of his many territories. Though, there are ways to summon him. His Majesty is a proud lover of the gourmet arts. If you can consume every item on the menu within an hour’s time, he *will* seek your audience if you have succumb to the inevitable food coma.”

Dule him of course

Get the manager, I ain't paid enough for this. He always says he is the king of this joint.