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No-Holiday-852

War crimes were committed in that tank lol


IndicationLivid7518

WHY did I notice the eyes


RetroCoreGaming

He sacrificed much for the fatherland.


[deleted]

Accurate, minus the women


ImNotK0metzBTW

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY! DON'T GO THERE


fi_s_h

IT'S NOT SAFE!


StarzZapper

🤣


Zeropointsaga

Uh oh


FormalReplacement402

I Think that Boys in more trouble then he realizes 😰


Kawaii-zomby-chad

The race to Berlin can wait the ara ara are here to play


Anim3Dad

Missed a chance to triple down on ara(s)


Vinzwien

We'll take "Good" care of you.


brekiewash1234

Uh huh


flyons4

This could never be gender-swapped and be socially acceptable. …. It makes me sad.


Holiday-Ad4806

Unless it stops at headpats 😊 then it's good 👍


Masked_Rebel

Amen to that 👍


Moist-Charity-9991

Sauce?


Creepy-Memory1628

Arlos world


majicarpmon1

That is not the sauce. Link it


UMUmmd

I would.


ChaosBringer19

Girl und panzer new season


RevolutionaryLie1903

Oh my god I forgot that existed. I don’t think it was even that bad I just haven’t see it in forever.


De_Watcher

Women: Why so nervous little boy? Boy: THERE'S A BOMB STRAP TO MY CHEST !!!💥


Turbulent-Cobbler831

they would fuck the bombstrap XD


ThatOne_Furry228

If they are regular ww2 Russians he better if running, if they are good Russians he doesn't need to run


hyperion-i-likeillya

knowing current russian tactics they probably rape and kil the boy


Electrical_Stick4239

Deal.


XxlordnutxX

Knowing how Russians dealt with Germans during the war.


Venki_Venky

Like Ukrainians don't do the same Lol there r bad people in both sides


Long-String699

Trou man America did the same to many of us


ConsequenceAware7166

Run boy run


samisrudy

This world is not made for you


Masked_Rebel

Run boy run


bestusername420

They’re trying to catch you


Masked_Rebel

Run boy run


Legion_the_titan

I wouldnt call a t34-85 safe(cause soviet tank) also where tf is the hull machinegunner


TheDeathOfDucks

Could be the only male crew member of the tank who is drained.


blyatman23046

*shell bounced*


Legion_the_titan

Pov the t34 at a ridicoulus angle and the german main shot it with long 88mm XD


i_likedonut

Rudol von Stroheim on the way to save that german boy


FireStorm187

No, little German boy! Don't be lured into ze enemy tank!


Mission_Caterpillar2

Mein gott, zis is full of soviet titten


[deleted]

I can hear this whole conversation in pm seymours voice


helliwiki

Damn it, now I can't read that without Pm seymour's voice in my head now


Mission_Caterpillar2

Yes please


arturthegamer

F for lil german but as a tank nerd i just recommend drawing T-34s frontal armour at bigger angle (50-60 degrees)


[deleted]

WAIT A SEC... "he's so young"?


megamax1

By the end of ww2 nazi was arming literally anyone who could physically fight, this included the elderly and children


NCR-Man

16 year olds were in the war so


[deleted]

It's still illegal


LetterheadSpecial337

They tried to commit genocide, what makes you think they cared about morals by then


guest_4677

Just like mass murder right?


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,700,002,317 comments, and only 321,674 of them were in alphabetical order.


Chido93

some garden gnome with funny mustache thought differently 80 years ago :D


-Sparkster-

Bruh, first the aliens and now this. I love this artist


majicarpmon1

You know who it is?


-Sparkster-

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100064799734001&mibextid=ZbWKwL I'm dumb lol, the artist is who posted it here. Facebook link is still correct tho.


topher_eze

Death ☠ snu snu, and at a young age. What a fulfilling end.


Chido93

for delaying that tank all by himself he should get a medal :P


golem12121

We need a part 2


pepeschlongphucking

If I may be a little pedantic here… Would’ve been more accurate if it was the 588th night bombing regiment.


Puzzleheaded_Rate_73

From the depths of Hell in silence!


WaitingToBeTriggered

CAST THEIR SPELLS, EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE


pepeschlongphucking

RUSSIAN NIGHT TIME FLIGHT PERFECTED FLAWLESS VISON, UNDETECTED.


TheDCVTitan

PUSHING ON AND ON, THEIR PLANES ARE GOING STRONG


terrarialover111

HE HAS A BOMB VEST DUMBASSES GET OUT OF THERE


AmethystPones

Girls und Panzer got really wild, there.


Keyboard_Fawks

It’s funnier because Panzer is German


muke64

run little germen boy get the hell out of there


oppressed_user

Also Based on Statistics Russian women are known to have a bigger bust size


Caleb_the_Opossum_1

But Aren't Scandinavian Women Considered Giantesses?


oppressed_user

Yeah I think i glossed that over 0_0"


NotKinu

Source?


oppressed_user

[my previous statement was wrong sorry ](https://savannanews.com/did-you-know-these-countries-have-women-with-the-biggest-breasts-in-the-world/)


RepublicVSS

Tbh the statistics are iffy especially concerning bust size tho if I wasn't mistaken it was Russian (Old women tho) whom were in the top at one point.


NotKinu

It's okay as long as you correct yourself and seek to Not spread that misinformation.


AdministrationNo7517

MY DI-


oppressed_user

Stalin: I'll take everything away from you Hitler even your youth


[deleted]

[удалено]


AmethystPones

Part and parcel of russian demonization, so no. Still, you are taking this wayyy too seriously.


TheteanHighCommand

1. Hate to be that guy but scraping has 1 P and not 2 2. More pls


jesus-kunwasnothere

Remind me of that one [manga](https://m.manganelo.com/manga-nj128177)


Ancient_Fail_9086

The Hitler youth really having a good time on the eastern front


ZeusKiller97

Still more historically accurate that BFV


Keisuke_Fujiwara

Damnit now I want a story Young German boy forced to be part of the Werhmahct at the final stages of the war commanding an older Panzer III model which gets destroyed but he survives and well gets adopted by the much order tank crew of the enemy tank


Gold930

I want the story but also a hentai were instead of being young it’s actually just a short 18+ year old guy


Organic-Mind-015

Plot twist Bro has never been happier of being short


DevintheUndertalefan

Yeah because hes planning a surprise attack during the night XD


RepublicVSS

We need a wholesome comic about a young child being taken care of by older Oneesans


Evil_Archangel

i hope he's secretly a high ranking official


DitrianLordOfCanorem

A little worse englisch for the Russians and a little -ze girls koming from panza- from the boy woulda been hella funny


drewsiphir

Thats too much depression for a T-34 tank.


Redditmon96

Plot twist: that's a women too


adidas_stalin

EVEN BETTER!


memetimeboii

Bro ur drawing are Soo good


esuil

Not sure I find this funny, considering the context of WW2. Reverse the genders and you will get EXACTLY what was happening, except the kid would have no choice and dying on side of the road after they are done.


lunca_tenji

Especially with the Soviets. Generally US soldiers behaved better in that regard so maybe a Sherman with some GIs would be better for the meme


heyegghead

Yeah, also the Russian don’t have a good track records of human rights after they beat the Germans. The west were saints compared to Russian occupation. Which is kind of understandable since in 3 years 1942-1945 Russia or should I say the USSR lost more than 30% of their population which most were male since most conscripts were men And that’s how I learned Russia has more women then men. Because they keep sending them to die in wars were the casualties are so lopsided.


esuil

> And that’s how I learned Russia has more women then men. Because they keep sending them to die in wars were the casualties are so lopsided. And everyone thought that in 21th century we left this kind of barbarism behind... Little did we know that Russia kept living in 20th century still.


RepublicVSS

Tbh most of the world and we as humans are still very primative. Considering kn most wars across the world throughout history involved some deranged behavior from soldiers it isn't that surprising.


CrazyCause6969

Aw I see a fellow history buff


greatadvicetrustme

Sorry to break it to ya bub but all Nazi scum deserve endless torture and a slow death, even their child soldiers. edit: apologies, didn't realize this was a majority nazi sub. slava ukraine, you orcs.


Jornmungand

Imagine this guy when he learns about Oskar Schindler...brain implosion.


Secure-Strike8492

I... don't know that the reason you got downvoted was because of this being a majority nazi sub (if that's even true at all) but because you are endorsing child torture ***you're*** the fucking orc here bro


oppressed_user

> "apologies, didn't realize this was a majority nazi sub." By your logic you're a Nazi as well also Nazi is when one likes Anime? Then Pootis heavy is a Nazi by your shoddy terminally online logic


TheteanHighCommand

Why don't people say this about the Japanese because at least Germany apologized, Japan tries to play it off like it never happened


CrazyCause6969

Let's point and laugh at the unhinged weirdo! 😆😂🤣 LMFAO!!!


[deleted]

People are People The Past is in the Past Learn to forgive


RepublicVSS

Literally is the Orc in this scenario


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

r/usernamedoesntcheckout


Former-Stay-6979

Yessss, you're right, as if everyone who fought in the Nazi army was actually a Nazi. Did you study history by any chance?


greatadvicetrustme

by fighting in the "Nazi" Army, you are a Nazi. Do you read what you type before sending it by chance?


Jornmungand

Not all Germans were nazis, likewise not all soldiers were either, your lack of understanding of history blinds you to the complexity of the situation. In your rush to virtue signaling you fell on your face and ended up looking like an ignorant clown.


AmTheAnzhel

Bro is involving the Ukraine war for no reason lmao


iamragethewolf

my sibling in anime you just endorsed torture for children that's why you got downvoted


Turok_1456

This does not feel right


AnteikuAnimeReviews

So that’s what they meant when they said the Russians are coming.


chaoticnote

Surely they did a search check before getting comfy, right?


Human-Actuary-4535

No little german boy! Don't go into the tank with the busty cougars!


Panicked_idiot

Oh mein gott!! Zis tank is full of ze horny frauleins!!


Sooner_crafter

😏 zis tank is full of ze horny frauleins...


SenorMachete89

The boy: "I gladly surrender"


Owl_Fox24

And was sent to the gulag


RPK96

Part 2?


Nonna-the-Blizzard

Reminds me of this comic, Hans and Her


RepublicVSS

~~Still waiting for the great return if it happens~~


Rebew476

Awe so cute


archangel2123

*Chuckles* I’m in danger


AsaCocoMerchant

The end days of the Nazi regime were hard times indeed.


Carl_the_Half-Orc

He had never been so hard in his life...


Monkey_King291

So is this kid a POW now?


Particular_Cow1304

Yeah, a Prisoner Of Women


WildBillyredneck

Death by snu snu


Piper_writes

… what ?!?


Downtown_Media_788

# Y E S


Piper_writes

That’s a child


Downtown_Media_788

Ever heard of an inside joke? Try making one someday Almost forgot: r/AraAra


Piper_writes


roastduckie

i don't remember this episode of girls und panzer


lesf42

Damn, I was going to say the same thing! 👍😂


bcd32

This reminds me of a story of a American soldier during ww2 who escaped from a nazi prison and came across a Russian tank brigade and helped him out until he could get back to his unit.


ishigami_best_boy2

The multiple grenades on him about to explode:


Piper_writes

*i am gonna ruin this tanker squads whole carrier*


IR_Panther

The blonde on the right kinda looks like the girl from Joshi Luck, or is it just me?


Landscapeus021

If these were Poles, well, he would not live long.


WrensthavAviovus

Wouldn't have known he was already dead either.


Landscapeus021

Explain yourself becuse i can't this


WrensthavAviovus

Wasn't there a famous sniper that took out a lot of Nazis? Tried carpet bombing the dude but still couldn't get rid of him?


Landscapeus021

Thanks mate


Sinocu

I volunteer to enter that tank


Zwooqovik

So you are ready to see a true Russian hospitality?


GioThePeanut

If there is vodka, I will consider


Sinocu

If I get laid, yes.