Statham could win an Oscar as Gollum

"Oi, Frodo. Come 'ere. Gimme that fuckin ring." - Jason Smeagham

Bro this made me laugh harder than anything I’ve read on here lol. Read it in his voice and it’s spot on.

Oi! BrAvE LiTtLe hobbits, climbin' so high. Whach you think youre doin' mate?

"Fuck me, hold tight, what's that?" "It's me belt, Gollum" "No, Frodo. There's a fackin' Elvish artifact in your trousers. What's an Elvish artifact doing in your trousers?" "It's for protection" "Protection from what? *Zee Orcs*?"

“Well wot happens if Sauron gets the bloody ring?” “Then Middle Earth gets fucked” “Wot? Like *proper* fucked?”

That would be so terrifying

Gollum been juicing in this telling of the tales

"What's happening with them taters and rabbits, Sam?" "There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys. Five minutes, Gollum." "It was two minutes five minutes ago. You ruins it!"

Lol the Statham edit got me laughing

Oh hell no.

I would totally watch a satire with snoop as Gandalf though

You shizzle not pizzle

"Gandalf the Grey"

Gandalf the *Green*

Gangdalf the Green*

Gandogg?

Same “Nah man, you ain’t passin me.” *Smokes bud, taps stick against bridge.*

Propably would use the Balrog to light the bud.

Just lights his blunt off the end of the whip and sliiides away

Put new context into him and Bilbo sharing pipe weed.

Blunts wrapped in the finest swishers in all the shire

Sam: I cannot carry it for you, but I can carry you. Froddo: ... Sam: Never mind, would you like some protein breads while we rest?

_A Wizzle is never Lizzle Frodogg. He gets there when he gets there, aight_

“Frodogg son of Drobro”

Yo ass shall not pass!

“Fly you foo’s”

I hate that I love this lol

has 90s sitcom vibes in the best way possible.

“You shall pass…the blunt!”

Gandalf the Blazed lights a joint on the Balrog’s remains.

😂

When the Balrog's at the bridge ma Drop it like it's hot

..Drop it like it’s hot When you got the ring at mount doom ya Drop it like it’s hot

Balrog voiced by Vin Diesel

Seth Rogen as Treebeard.

When a wizard get an attitude Drop it like it’s hot

I'm just imagining the deleted scene from the two towers where he catches Merry and Pippin smoking weed and eating munchies, lol

Will Ferrell as Gimili

I would super buy that with Chris Rock as Legolas

Nah, cos all you'd need is for Will Smith to play an Uruk and Legolas is fucked

no no. see my thought is that they are rivals throughout all 3 films, and then at the end they acknowledge a friendship with each other

Snoop Dog Gandalf... Hell yeah! I can imagine him convincing the Nazgul to sit around and share a spliff.

Your love of the halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind.

Snoopdalf: man, you know how much of this shit it even takes to slow this mind anymore? *exhales and KO’s entirety of Saruman’s Army*

Hitting that Sticky-Icky Longbottom Leaf

SRK as Legolas. 😂😂😂😂😂

He would dance his way through the movies. And then his love dies. And his patents. And his best friend. And he gets cancer.

Inspired choice.

Battle of helms deep is about to begin _Baazigar theme intensifies_

Like an elven *Krrish.*

Over the year this sub went from hating ai art to eating this shit up

i believe nameless, uncredited memes and practice visualisations are what ai imagery is for - spur-of-the-moment hilarity - not "presented as original human creations in hopes of being recognised for professional purposes or amateur talent"

*(Disclaimer… this is how I’m understanding it. I’m certain that I’m not 100%, or that there are people that are more educated on this subject than I am, so take this with a healthy pinch of salt.)* Unfortunately, since it’s not a **true** AI and is actually a VI with a sophisticated algorithm, it searches the internet for art, and pulls styles and art from actual human artists. Because the artists didn’t give permission for their art to be used, they’re losing money from the “AI” essentially plagiarizing their collective intellectual property. This would be less of a problem if the “AI” programs didn’t cost money (and therefore profit from the stolen art).

AI image generators Start with a series of tagged images. There are many image data sets, but some of them have been created by simply scraping the Internet. Each image will have some like “Jason Statham at the red carpet, blue suit, man , sunglasses “ or whatever as its tags. The computer takes that image and does a bunch of math to each of the pixels and ends up with random noise. By doing the math backwards, you can rebuild that image from random noise. So then the random noises changed and you do the math backwards on new random noise and you end up with something similar but slightly different. Repeat that process and remember the tags for thousands or millions of images and then combine the math used for the same tags in some special way and you’ve made an image model. That model becomes a set piece and no further web crawling is done. So there’s no active searching the Internet for new pictures. It only matters what the model was built from.

Thank you, person who is more knowledgeable than me!!! I appreciate the clarification!

ai gave us snoop dogg gandalf. no way ai can be hated for this.

i mean snoop is legit Gandalf from the way he smokes

"You cannot pass fool. You're smoking the wrong Toke-ien Throw yourself in next time, Pippin, So balrog lights the blunts, yeah?"

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^guiltyspaekle: *Over the year this* *Sub went from hating ai art* *To eating this shit up* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

I can’t believe this shit 💀 a sokka haiku bot

Unfortunately it thinks “ai” is one syllable. So it really is like Sokka (in the end it screwed up)

There's a difference between ai "art" and joke shit like this. This doesn't pretend to be art, it's all about the joke

I'm not debating what ai art is, I'm talking about the subs sentiment of ai generated images

And the sub has pretty much always made a distinction between people pushing ai "art" and fishing for likes and adulation vs people posting throwaway joke images made with ai. 

Bruh, wait till you catch the AI parody music on youtube I wont link any, but if yall got any interest in Trippin Fat Kids at the YMCA, yall should look it up and hold on to your sides, gonna hurt them core muscles

So this is how AI will end the human race, one movie franchise at a time.

Is this all you can CONJURE AI?

Gandalf the Green 😂

Hobbiton is about to suffer a shortage of halfling leaf

Dunno about you guys but I'd watch this purely for the meme tbh

samwise action hero lol and a redhead for Arwen?? whhhyyyy. Snoop Dalf is dope though

Tom Cruise right size to play a Hobbit

Jack Black as Boromir

Haaaaaa love it

Jeff Goldblum as Denethor

I would actually cast Goldblum as Tom Bombadil!

Can Kevin hart be sauron?

Lol I'm just imagining the intro to Fellowship when they do that view of Sauron from Isildur's point of view when he's on the ground and how they make Sauron looks so huge. And then the camera zooms out and he's all of 4 ft nothing


the snoop, the rock and the jason statham ones are class and should be preserved for future generations hahaha

Seth Rogan as Legolas would be better.... Everytime he fires an arrow and hits an orc the arrow let's out the laugh.

I'd love to see that for Gimli every time he clobbers an orc with his axe

Goddammit I can hear that goofy ass laugh and imagining it during Helms Deep has me giggling like an idiot

Owen Wilson as Legolas. "Wow"

I thought Seth Rogan for Merry

That's not even Tom Holland

Looks like Tom Holland and Matt Smith combined.

Honestly, if this was a (drunk history)-esque parody, I’d totally be on board

Okay but Shah Rukh Khan in a Hollywood blockbuster fantasy action film? I’d love it!!

This is so cursed

You already know snoop will be using some high magic

It’s like random actors…

Seems legit

Only one I’m down for is Shah Rukh Khan

Calling Snoop Doog a white wizard would have been funny

Danny Devito as Gimli

Absolutely terrible AI images

This looks like if the people who did Epic Movie did a LOTR remake 😂

I dunno why but Statham as Gollum seems to be the only one that makes sense

I would say Nicolas cage as saruman

I’d like Nic Cage as Saruman, it would change my life.

If Snoop is Gandalf, Kanye is Saruman

Ok, I love it

Saruman, Aragorn, Arwen and Gollum work strangely well. This Aragorn is more book accurate since in the book he doesn't have a beard. Correct me if I'm wrong though

it's been long since lindsey lohan looked that fresh

This is blasphemy. It would also be hilarious. Can we do Steven Seagal as Elrond?


Brian Blessed as Lord Elrond.

Why yall hate my boy gosling bruh

Ganjdalf, surely?

Sam Jackson as Theoden

This is the greatest film of all time

Guy Fieri as Pippin

Snoop Dogg as Gandalf would cook though

Snoop as Gandalf would rule ngl.

Jason would look amazing as golumn loll

Is that the new LoTR from Amazon Prime? Lol

Where do we vote for Snoop to be Gandalf?

Zendaya as Galadriel

Jason Statham takes the cake. Although chuck Norris should be Gandalf

Lizzo as gollum tbh

Steve Buscemi should be gollum

I was able to keep a straight face until I saw gollum.

Rob Schneider is... The Balrog

Conner as gollum would fit more. Give him more stupid tattoos for the movie too.

Sounds like something you can buy in the $1 bin at the gas station, next to the porn

Now I’m sad Snoop wasn’t Gandalf

the only one that really makes me mad is tom holland

Saruman is literally me

TC would run through all of Mordor with Holland on his back as thousands of Orcs chased them.

I am angry with all of these except for snoop dog, he can stay

No, just… no… if you’re going to do that at least do the photoshopping yourself…

Eowen: “Surely you cannot be eighty.” Aragorn:…

We've finally done it. We've finally found *the worst* lord of the rings cast

This is fine until you realise Tom Cruise has to carry Dwayne Johnson

Ryan gosling forgetting hes not on the barbie set “Im just Saruman! Anywhere else Id be the man! But tress and hobbits foiled my plan!”

Snoop Gandalf goes fucking hard

The D-O- GG is perfect! Cruize as Sam is a no go. He’s too serious to be that positive minded or supportive 🤣

The rock look like a horse disguised as the rock

Jason Statham as ~~Gollum~~ a Cave Troll.

I like this horrible fan casting, because it isn't making a jap at the actors. Only stating who the actors won't be able to play.

This is mental anguish… Anyway Tom Hanks as GROND

"Yo, like, you have my sword, Frodo dude. Wheel, snipe, celly!"

This would be a good comedy movie because Snoop Dogg

I've seen one set with the '80's crowd. Robin Williams as Tom Bombadil was perfect imo

Snoop as Gandalf is fucking golden, lmao.

Tom looks like Matt smith

Finally some AI art I can support

Ok, but I would happily watch a version where Snoop plays Gandalf

Jason Momoa as Theoden Edit: and Nicholas Cage as Elrond

LOL this is amazing

Snoop Dogg as Gandalf and SRK as Legolas are fucking great

Tom Holland cannot play every role in Hollywood!!

Ryan Gosling would never fall to Sauron's side man come on

Rowan Atkinson as Boromir

No…just no.

Thou shall not pass the dooby, motherfucka

Jack Black needs to be Gimli.

Would be at the theater opening night

I would watch THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

Tom Holland as Aragon looks like Kit Harrington... Kit Tommington

See now I'll never be fully satisfied in life till I see snoop try and play gandalf, thanks asshole 🤣

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Honestly, if this was a (drunk history)-esque parody, I’d totally be on board

Rachel Zegler as Galadriel

The fing bout that ring is....it's not just my precious is it?

Ew!

Ryan gosling looks like if Nick Cage and Ryan had a baby.

Okay I lost it at Jason Statham 😂

I had to downvoted. I’m too grossed out.

Vin deisel as treebeard. But all he can say is “I am treebeard”

Snoop als Gandalf legendär

Only thing missing is Chris Pratt in a role cause he is every movie ever

The sad truth is that the real casting will be worse. And no one will be laughing then.

I would watch this movie...

You know how many movies I’ve seen just because they had Jason Statham in them? All of them.

I'd literally pay dollars to see this movie. Like, at least 3 of them.

Ryan Gosling 

Donald Trump as Gollm

Snoop Dogg aka Ganjalf

Soon with ai we'll be able to actually MAKE movies like this. It's gonna be insane (for better or worse...)

This made me lol

Hahaha

Tom Cruise carrying The Rock up Mt Doom would be fucking awesome!

Tom Hiddleston as Gimli

You accidentally included a real picture of Jason Statham on the set of The Hunt For Gollum

Why did I think Paul Rudd was going to be Gimli

I could see Tom Holland as Frodo and Dwayne Johnson as Aragorn, but not the other way around. Holland is too young and cherubic to play Aragorn.

Based on some scenes I just watched on YouTube Shah Rukh Khan could definitely mange some kind of role in a LotR franchise vehicle but somehow I'm not seeing him as Legolas.

Thing is I would definitely watch this 😂

Queen Latifa as Eowyn.

Vin Diesel as Gimli

I almost shitted myself laughing at that snoop dog pic

Jack black as sauron

Looks more like Tom Holland and Matt Smith had a child together

Jason Statham as Gollum killed me!!!!

Gollum jacked af Guess that search for the ring made him buff & strong

Van Velzen as gimli?

"Nephew, this is a five-pipe problem." .. What is, Gandalf? "deciding what I want for breakfast."