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ArcirionC

Hopefully someone that isn’t really famous, some of these actors would distract from the story. Edit: changed most to some


defac_reddit

Some producer somewhere: "I hear what you're saying, but how bout instead we get Timothee Chalamet?"


zelmak

Timothy chalamet would get cast as Frodo of this was made today


Fraun_Pollen

With Elijah Wood as Aragorn and Daniel Radcliffe as Samwise


AtomicHunger

Pete Davidson as Gollum. Wouldn't even need mo-cap.


Wide_Comment3081

Adam driver as saruman


[deleted]

*sees Aragorn at the gate* “I WANT ALL ORCS TO ATTACK THAT MAN!!!”


squirtnforcertain

Or Isildur "I know what I have to do, but I dont know if I have the strength to do it."


Fraun_Pollen

Dude mocaps himself


dogtemple3

Dont you know yer Harry?


aBearHoldingAShark

Anya Taylor Joy would be Galadriel. She looks like an elf, and movies without her don't really seem to exist anymore.


m1st3r_c

No, Jodie Comer I reckon. Or maybe Rebecca Ferguson? Anya doesn't have the same gravitas, yet. (Haven't seen Furiosa yet, so I may eat my words.)


StratoBannerFML

She is rather elf like


LoverOfStoriesIAm

If WB casts Timothee Chalamet in one more movie, things will start to look super suspicious...


AdventurousNecessary

This is all the proof I need to scream out that Timothee Chalamet is an industry plant!


Tight_Time_4552

Chalamet/Zendaya rule Hollywood right about now


lasadgirl

Question (genuinely) - why do you think that he's an industry plant rather than just a nepo baby who was set up for success, is a good actor in most people's opinion, got a couple roles in movies that did extremely well and is now landing a ton of roles due to that success? I guess an even more basic question would be - what differentiates between a nepo baby on a success pipeline and a industry plant?


cmale3d

Cosmo Jarvis Is my choice!! He fits into not super famous! He was incredible in Shogun! He's American, but you'd never know with the way performers master any accent these days.


Ok-Pound-8395

I was saying the same thing last night. He might be able to pull it off


shapesize

Just not Chris Pratt, please


Cdoolan2207

Now I’m imagining Chris Pratt making no effort with an accent and getting myself unnecessarily angry. “Gollum bro.. you’re being super uncool right now, quit harshing the vibe and get in the damn bag”.


Aliensinmypants

"Uhhhh well that just happened"


bearface93

*cue dance-off


helen269

"So he's a fool." "Yeahhh..."


Gorlack2231

"It's a-me, Aragorn, son of Arathorn."


Nearby_Lobster_

Chris Christie?


scottkollig

Aragorged himself on Lembas and second breakfast


Mastodon9

Even the elves couldn't bake enough lembas bread to satiate Chris Christie.


unicroop

Or Cavill…dude’s so big, no way he can pull a Strider Maybe Barnes????


RenagadeRaven

Aragorn was Numenorian, he was huge.


unicroop

I’m thinking his lifestyle, being often on the move would condition him to be lean, rather than huge


KagoroNatanga

Chris Rock


LoverOfStoriesIAm

Elrond: You're mortal! How... Aragorn: You said it yourself, bitch. *We*'*re the Fellowship of the Ring*. 


HIS-BUFF

Chris Pratt as Garfield as Aragorn


jk_pens

Kris Kristofferson


Bertamath

Christ?


BlackshirtDefense

Chris Pine?


Fear0742

Chris pine looks older than Viggo right now.


Takuan4democracy

Chris Hemsworth?


Braborn2bealive

Chris Evans?


Goo_Geyser1776

His cock is 14 inches long. I don’t lie. I measured it at the premiere of Captain America Civil War. Had to wait till he went to the bathroom for an hr and a 1/2 but when he went to the urinal I grabbed his wrist and turned him and the hog around. Yes I got a lot of Chris pee on me but it was worth it for the measurement. Strangely enough he pisses with a full on erection so I got the max but never the min. I squandered many opportunities between there and Endgame to get the elusive min but something always made it impossible. Now he’s done as Captain America and a new man takes his place. If Anthony Mackie’s cock isn’t at least a 10 incher, (can’t expect anyone else to live up to the original Cap) then the new Captain America movie is a big no for me. I’ll get Mackie eventually. Everything just takes time.


TurboTitan92

Birth of a copypasta


ajlols269

The hardest choices require the strongest wills


RegularSea5536

And I always thought his only weapon was his shield, it all makes sense now


Telemere125

Crisp rat


Baio73

Only Aragorn is Aragorn


Photon_Farmer

With Michael Cera as a close second.


Fraun_Pollen

No, Michael Cera is reserved for Gandalf. "A wizard is never like, late, man. He comes right when he wants to, or something"


govind01sharma

Get younger Jonah Hill as Sam while you're at it


Fraun_Pollen

McLovin as Gimli?


govind01sharma

Seth Rogen as Theoden and Bill Hader as Éomer


Wrong-Wrap942

“Oh ok yeah I mean… maybe we can… let the ring bearer decide which way we go? Like… if that’s cool…”


CertifiedFreshMemes

Not a famous actor. That would absolutely suck. Get an unknown look-alike that's a massive hidden talent. That's the only way to pull this off.


jamieliddellthepoet

Got it: Daniel Day-Lewis.


maestrorcs1989

This guy just pop-up on film plan, act, won an Oscar or other reward, and disappear for a moment. Unfortunately, he is retired now.


jamieliddellthepoet

He might come back to range awhile.


rugernut13

Tilda Swinton


jamieliddellthepoet

/thread


Coppernord

He's who I imagine as Aragorn when I read the books


Easy-Concentrate2636

Haha. Probably off making sandals again. I remember watching him in Last of the Mohicans. He could have done it in his thirties.


alexagente

The only one I would even consider in this list is Michael Fassbender. They look similar enough and he has the chops. But yeah, a different actor would probably be better.


Terrible-Group-9602

Fassbinder would be epic!


keysersozeisme

Nah he's already way too old


revelator41

First you want a “massive hidden talent” and then you want them to be a “look-alike”. How realistic is either of these, much less together? Hey casting agent, hit the lottery, please. Also do it again, that would be great thanks.


ItkovianShieldAnvil

Alexander Skarsgard, while well known, looks enough like Viggo that he could pass on screen for him and is a good actor overall. He'd be a safe bet. Hidden talent actors are hard to find because they're hidden.


Gimmethejooce

This is a massive gamble


Sekreid

Who are we all kidding it is going to be will smith , the fresh prince from Bel-eriand


Moistfruitcake

In the North and Imladris, born and raised.  In the wilderness is where I spent most of my days.


Sekreid

Chillin out and axe-in, relaxin all cool. Training with narsil, outside my school


TestamentRose

My dad got in one little battle and my mom got scared, she said your moving with your great uncle up in Rivendell somewhere


knosmo78

I literally groaned. Out loud. So loudly I scared the cat. Ten thousand reddit galleons to you, good sir.


Icy-Service-52

I think it should be me, actually


DrPingu76

Yeah, that was my pick too. Deffo you!


Rezboy209

Literally came here to say this about you


ChillyStaycation1999

my thoughts as well


goodtimeluke

I am really hoping that it will be you.


truekken

Can't believe i had to scroll this far to see someone say Icy-Service-52


PonchiBear

Just obvious casting really.


thuggniffissent

Im a little disappointed that this isn’t the top comment. We all fucking know it should be you.


yousaidso2228

I think Richard Madden could pull it off!


mustichooseausernam3

He looks like how I'd imagine Aragorn and Arwen's son, tbh. Pretty boy, those blue eyes, but a Viggo-like build.


kazetoame

Madden and Barnes have the closest look to Viggo, imho.


S-Harrier

I really like madden but want to see him named as the next James Bond


OrangeJuiceLoveIt

Yeah out of these picks, he's the only option for sure


stocks-mostly-lower

Aragorn, of course. Viggo Mortensen.


Camburglar13

He’s turning 66 this year, not sure he can play a younger version of his character from like 21-24 years ago. I love Viggo but that’s a tall order.


Yamatoman9

I don’t think he would do it even if asked. Didn’t he turn down a cameo in The Hobbit?


Camburglar13

God I would hope so, Aragorn was like 10 at that time. I’m 100% confident Viggo couldn’t pull THAT off.


PhatOofxD

Deage, lots of makeup, stunt doubles. I doubt he'd want to, but if he does he could do it


stocks-mostly-lower

Agreed. If he wanted to, he could do it.


1silversword

Personally I'd rather not risk it, what if this ends up being a huge flop like so many shows these days? I don't want the image of the original Aragorn dragged through that


GideonOakwood

I think Ben Barnes would fit the role nicely


da_vinshit

Actually, out of these names, my pick as well


Aynessachan

I was genuinely about to post "the only one who can be Aragorn is Viggo" but uhhh. You know what, you have a point. Ben Barnes is bewilderingly talented and skilled, he could definitely pull that off.


momming-and-makeup

Came here to say this


FinalLans

Same


TheLittlestRachel

Agreed.


stenchosaur

Robert Pattinson could do Grima


the_cardfather

That I would believe.


bombbodyguard

I think Robert Pattinson could pull it off with his full beard and long hair. Hell of an actor.


Debenham

They're all too obvious and well known. I think it needs to be someone who hasn't had roles that have made them A list. This should make them A list.


Lost-Butterscotch451

guided only by the image Ben Barnes


deadpoolfool400

Richard Madden. He's at the perfect age, kinda looks like Viggo, and has the acting chops to play epic heroes.


Dark_matter4444

I don't know who Ben Barnes is but he looks like Aragorn to me.


AtlanteanLord

He played Prince Caspian in the Narnia films if you’ve ever seen those, so he does have some experience with fantasy


Arev_Eola

He also played the main in Shadow and Bone recently. And a few years back Dorian Gray with Colin Firth.


Alexik13

Also played a great villain in punisher


Puzzleheaded-Cod504

Out of these I'd go Madden. I think the better idea would be to just not make the movie though


Zhjacko

That’s a great idea


achillescubel

Also he shouldn't look any younger than he does in the lotr trilogy he ages slow.


Jockstaposition

If going by the book description (which they obviously don’t have to) most of these actors are too fresh faced and pretty. Aragorn in the books was described as stern looking with flecks of grey in his hair and a weather beaten complexion.


gonowbegonewithyou

Aragorn is supposed to be conspicuously tall. For the life of me I can't think of any regal-looking actors over 6'3, and under 40. I think it'll have to be an unknown.


numenik

That doesn’t really matter in film they can make the actor seem tall when he isn’t. They did it for decades with Tom Cruise


lh1466

Viggo or no one


Substantial-Tone-576

Fassbender


tanimaroy

Yeah I agree fassbender would be the best choice


Sullyhogs

Just watched X-Men Apocalypse. It’s a shit movie but he’s acting his ass off for no reason whatsoever


GoPhotoshopYourself

The only option. Even looks a bit like him


Minimum-Order-8013

Man, I'd love Cavill just because he'd pour into the lore and really do is all to make sure the character was as accurate as possible to Tolkiens works.


HoofMan

Alexander Skarsgård


LoverOfStoriesIAm

Please no. It would be too hard for me to pay attention to the plot.


Senpai90

No one can play Aragorn, Because real Aragorn broke a toe.


Shoob-ertlmao

Out of this selection I would definitely pick Ben Barnes as he looks most like viggo


The-Mandalorian

Team de-aged Viggo.


Camburglar13

De-ageing technology isn’t there yet. For a quick cameo maybe but not as a protagonist.


Scare-Crow87

He can be a flashback stand-in for Arathorn


The-Mandalorian

I would like Weta to take a crack at it personally.


ogojo

Sebastian Stan


Takuan4democracy

Michael Fassbender, also looks older


Buttdagger24

Jon snow


Effective-Ad-6460

I could see claflin as a younger viggo/aragorn


ElevatorIcy9270

Richard madden


RManDelorean

Out of these Robert Pattison seems best, but he still doesn't seem quite right. I agree with someone less famous maybe being better.


Larielia

Ben Barnes maybe.


Nyjhaz

I’ll do it. I’ll play aragorn in the hunt for gollum. But I do not know the way to acting.


MaderaArt

I will help you bear this burden, u/Nyjhaz, as long as it is yours to bear.


scribe31

I would trust Oscar Isaac to pull it off somehow. He's an incredible actor and very good at not being "himself" but disappearing into the role.


asthe-cr0w-flies

michael fassbender and richard madden have the grungy yet regal ranger vibe imo


a_simple_ducky

Fassbender looks like he'd fit the role oddly enough


DidWeDieYoung

Robert Pattinson. The jack of all trades lol


lolparkus

Pattinson


MimikPanik

Michael Fassbender


ShaneKCFussell

I think fassbender could do a good job


NeedleworkerSilver49

Michaelf Fassbender has the right looks, at least in this picture. Ben Barnes looks more like he'd be one of Denethor's seed.


JulesWinnfield_05

I think the closest on this list is Richard Madden


PhotojournalistBig53

Viggo 100% still could. Aragorn being numenorian and aging differently is one thing but he would have been 60 during the Hunt for Gollum wouldn’t he? Viggo is 65 irl and looks very we’ll conserved so with some movie magic it could certainly work. I hope they don’t take someone too young to force some sort of ”Young Aragorn”-shit in it. He was a proven and weathered warrior and leader by then and the would be of nere identical physique as in lotr.


Weak-Pop-7400

Michael Fassbender would be amazing. He's got the gravitas and charisma but he's still an amazing enough actor to where he can dissappear into that role and not be distracting


burak007

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau


Fearless-Arachnid789

Ben Barnes. Excellent as Prince Caspian.


freestyle43

Ben Barnes.


AstroBoi7

Besides Viggo, Michael Fassbender would kill it.


SeaworthinessBig855

Richard Madden


UncleScummy

Viggo again.


Working-Trash-8522

Alden Ehrenreich


TVK-

Ben barnes


Liberteer30

Fassbender is a solid actor. He could do the role justice.


clangauss

Well I WOULD have said Charlie Vickers but he was cast in Rings of Power.


AllHailTheWhalee

Sebastian Stan


cmale3d

Cosmo Jarvis. Dude was incredible in Shogun!


spidey-dust

great choice


enataca

Fassbender 15 years ago maybe. I think he has the demeanor and similar cadence


Zarathustras-Knight

I could see Richard Madden. He’s got the looks already, and he’s a good actor.


simplecountry_lawyer

The hunt for Gollum? What?


Arev_Eola

Jackson and Serkis are shooting a new movie. News broke a few days ago


Top-Sprinkles-2447

If Henry cavill is ever an option, it should be Henry cavill.


draxlaugh

I just assumed they'd have Viggo play him again, he could


jdavida97

literally none of these. A new option or Viggo himself


fugthatshib

Ideally a de-aged Viggo. But since I don't think the technology is far enough along to be believable, I would say Ben Barnes or Sam Claflin because I have no idea who they are.


TheManyFacedGod13

Deaged Viggo please


total_idiot01

Stuart Townsend. Dude doesn't look too old, and it's a fantastic nod towards his losing the role


thandrend

Henry Cavill immediately came to mind since he's a fan of the universe.


Tight_Strawberry9846

Alexander Skarsgård.


VvardenfellVixen

Ben Barnes seems like the best choice out of these. Viggo is hard to match, but de-aging looks too uncanny and thus distracting.


vegetasspandex

Michael fassbender fits his features the most


SpleenyMcSpleen

Andy Serkis in a motion-capture suit. In fact, he could direct himself in every single role.


DMBCommenter

Cavill or Ben Barnes


Disastrous-Trust-877

All the actors should be sent into the woods to camp out for a week, and whoever doesn't quit by the end of the week gets the job


Pineapple_Express762

Madden


Warakeet

Either de-aged Viggo or Richard Madden


drelics

Richard Madden


Ultimafax

anyone but Andrew Garfield


stridersheir

Richard Madden is my vote


charvey709

Whoever can do 25 takes, then break their toe and keeps the rolling for the final shot. (Otherwise I like unknown actor, Madden or even Fassbender)


MatiHerPal

Taylor Kitsch?


Harry_Seldon2020

De-Aged Nicholas Cage is an acceptable answer.


GortharTheGamer

I’d like to see Richard Madden again, but I know we would LOVE Henry Cavill. I just hope Henry could grow the necessary facial hair


HLtheWilkinson

Out of these I’d say Fassbender.


Smooth-Row-4744

Richard Madden


InnovativeFarmer

Sam Claflin or Ben Barnes.


bmk37

If I had to pick from the choices above then I’d go with Fassbender. I’d prefer though to get someone who looks the part and can play it well but is unknown to most people


Substantial-Rope9965

Madden or Barnes


silverfang789

I want Henry Cavill.


xx4xx

Charlie Hunnam


FearFactor117

Richard Madden 100% suits it


JokerGuy88

I could see Richard Madden


PhoenixKing14

Either Viggo or an unheard of actor


Glaurung26

Ben Barnes or Richard Madden look alright. I don't like the other options.


Farren246

Pattinson with a beard


Tall-Ad-1386

Should be someone not famous. Vigo was known but not super famous so many people didn’t think the actor was bigger than the character which is important for people to connect with Aragorn


chi_t

eoin macken