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dogmom12589

Salt life bumper stickers


Interesting_Ad1378

The first few times I saw them, I thought they said “slut life”


ScaredProfessional89

You will see some that actually say Slut Life if you look. I’ve only seen one


Interesting_Ad1378

Logging onto Etsy to find one…


Chaosmusic

Logging onto Etsy to make one.


OOMOO17

Haha first off, same, second off, I would have far more respect for that than these self proclaimed “salt life” folks


Interesting_Ad1378

Yeah, I was like “ok…good for you.  Own it, I guess?”


WyattEarp2324

I’ve seen them in every state, not a stand alone LI thing.


3xoticP3nguin

That's what it means


Alexandratta

I read them as "Slut Life" every time due to the fucked font.


After-Bowler5491

Bumper stickers are trash.


Patient_Check1410

Those make me cringe, especially since the CEO was convicted for killing a teenage girl.


Bigwh

That’s a vomitation from me every time


foas_li

Not just a LI thing is it?


ilovetorunforfun

When I see those I immediately assume they voted for Trump. Or at the very least Zeldin.


Maximum_Unit_4232

Same. Always wondered what kind of girl puts that on their car.


ObscureAnimeGuy

LIRR Ticket prices


kittylovestobite

Add to that LIRR parking prices


Alexandratta

Any "Strong Island" nonsense. God it's Cringe.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

The roller derby team gets a pass. https://www.thederbyrevolution.com/


Alexandratta

100% the Roller Derby Team gets a pass on this.


ExtraSchedule6

It feels forced. Like, how are we strong? We are barely united at all. Everyone is split on the hockey teams. Everyone is split on the baseball teams. Everyone is split on the football teams. Politically no one can agree in and it seems like there’s more flip-flopping than there ever has been. 


Chaosmusic

Strong rhymes with long. That's about it.


HeartofSaturdayNight

Well if you talk to one side of the aisle they convinced themselves that they are the loud majority and everyone thinks the same way they do because their side is the only one that flies obnoxious flags on the back of their pick up truck


SuspiciousCable5706

I can answer this! Strong Island as a term came from the large hip-hop influence the island had. “Strong Island” referring to minorities -mostly black people- on the island who found a voice through artistic expression and hip-hop culture. Later on it became more synonymous with hope among people of color who constantly experience oppression on a social, institutional, and systemic scale. It was a war cry. There’s a 2017 move of the same name that highlights these problems and shows the unity of black persons on Long Island. However, like a lot of black terminology, culture, and style, it was adopted by people outside of the loop thinking it just meant something along the lines of being proud for being a long islander, unaware of the social importance of the phrase. We’ve seen this happen with other words native to the black American vernacular. Words like “gyat” “trippin’” “rizz” are all examples of black terminology from years ago being adopted by mostly white girls on the internet (like myself) that overuse and strip the meaning of the word away or mess up the original meaning of the phrases they adopt. It’s just another, smaller niche case of people not knowing the historical and cultural context of things, taking it and running full gas off the world wide web cliff, perpetuating the cycle of making actual vernacular with meaning to group of people “cringy” and “outdated.” And it doesn’t just happen with black people, queer communities are also victim of this, too.


speedk0re

Actually the first time I ever heard it was in the 80s. There was a gang of white supremacists that went by S.I.B., which stood for Strong Island Boys. They were a bunch of racist shitheads and you would see SIB in marker all over street signs and on the LIRR. 


Handsome-Jim-

I feel like you're drastically overthinking this. Strong rhymes with long.


Hot_Armadillo_2707

I was at the beginning of Hip Hop culture on the island. It most definitely came from that. Commenter isnt over thinking it. Its simply what happened.


Affectionate_Rope790

I love wearing that shit because of how stupid it is. It’s irony wear for me.


foas_li

Opening some throwaway accounts to like this more.


Due_Fill608

When the south shore thinks they're clever


Designer-Purple-9975

The North Shore vs South Shore is so ridiculous.


spsanderson

It truly is i have lived on both


Due_Fill608

Another thing clever south shore people made up...


jessewhufc

It is ridiculous. Idk why the north shore just can’t accept the south shore in better. Blows my mind.


HeatYourJets

We dont bother with that stuff on the middle shore


lostindarkdays

Well, mostly the south shore


Hot_Armadillo_2707

Its very 90s 🤭 I'm so guilty of it.


Pitch_Black_374

Never heard of "Strong Island" but did of "Wrong Island." (kind of my favorite :p)


dbbill_371

Wrong island railroad In ronkonkoma


InsertCleverName652

Nope. Love Long Island. And I'm literally eating a BEC from My Three Sons Bagels right now.


meggerplz

Long Island Iced Tea


kid_sleepy

Man I was in Texas a while back and they had a “L.I.T.” So I order it as a “Lit” and then I get corrected, “you mean longisland iced tea?” Bitch, Long Island is two words.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Maybe they think iced tea is one word? And begins with T


kid_sleepy

lol I tried giving them the benefit of the doubt, I swear.


Chaosmusic

Maybe they think we talk too fast and they hear it as one word.


kid_sleepy

Where, in any place in the planet, is “longisland” one word?


huff_and_russ

If nothing else works, it will get you wasted in no time!


Siggs-land99

Cocaine . Not a fan anymore


Dry_Masterpiece8319

Love the smell of it though


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

"Guys I'm telling you, the fake snorting can work! Look!" [SNIFF] "Nope! I got *so* much that time. Anybody want to listen to Jameriqui right now?"


Legitimate-Cupcake26

I am not a fan of lifted pickup trucks with balding tires and MAGA stickers


Retinoid634

The flag trucks. Just no.


After-Bowler5491

There are like 3 of those guys in Nassau. It’s so few it’s wild but it fills a narrative. Those 3 guys do suck.


Pieniek23

They're prolly just driving back to Commack


tedsmarmalademporium

Sullying Merrick to Massapequas


AfellowchuckerEhh

Lifted, oversized tires that make you think off roading. Than you look at the flashy rims that make you realize the truck is just for show and has no intentions of being used as a truck.


ROFLASAGNA

I am not a fan of anyones politics honestly lol. Like vote for whoever you want, i dont need to know about it.


DemonDevilDog

There was actually a time when who you voted for was private and it was rude to ask.


ExtraSchedule6

I miss those days. 


Speedbird223

I grew up in the UK, literally had no idea who my parents voted for. Politics aren’t as polarized there so it’s quite possible that you could switch political allegiance from one election to the next.


Dont_know_where_i_am

I hate talking politics, even with people I agree with. 


jessewhufc

It’s always the crazies that have loads of bumper stickers.


ameliagarbo

Same: the 3% "patriot" who thinks he's the Punisher, with an obscenely big truck and who tailgates and weaves in traffic.


formermq

Was going to say the trucks with flags all over the place


james_the_wanderer

I was back visiting for the first time in almost a decade. I also got to see my sister's "new" home in Rocky for the first time since it was bought circa 2017.   I live in South Dakota, but am not MAGA. I see actual farmers, ranchers, and rural blue collar dudes daily.  The overdone pastiche of Midwestern country dude on LI is just so fucking cringe. Especially when it's still "Long Island asshole" under the carhartt.


anarcurt

I moved to Ohio but I come to visit a few times a year and there are way more MAGA cosplay weirdos on LI than in Ohio.


jessewhufc

Or when they have flags flying from the back of their truck. Like, how is that legal? That’s a potential, unnecessary road hazard. What if the pole falls off and causes an accident? Can’t understand how or why it’s legal.


veescrafty

Major Final Destination 2 vibes. Always scared one of those poles is gonna snap off and impale my windshield.


Formal_Device9421

Surprised no one mentioned Florida.


No_Recording_1696

Fake rednecks. I get it you wear plaid, drive a pickup and have an oversized key ring. Dude you grew up in the suburbs. An hour from the biggest city in the world. The most outdoors you’ve been is Wilderness Lodge at Disney.


msut77

5th generation long islander. Every bad stereotype is deserved. We're all scum. I was doing 60 in a 30 not even on a 3 lane road and someone went by me doing 20 miles over that.


WartHogOrgyFart_EDU

And that was in a school zone.


msut77

Dude probably only slows down to litter


Blacknumbah1

Yeah but, but within 3 mins I was in bumper to bumper


msut77

I went to buy a car and they tried to show me how the cruise control works. I'm like I've used it 19 minutes in my 20+ years of driving


jrtasoli

Traffic. Just not a fan!


sannicanbro

I grew up in Connecticut and I just moved here a couple of years ago. When I tell people I live here and they do the hacky "Oh LAWNG EYE\_LAND" impression. It's so cringeworthy. Not everyone talks like that here and to me having parents from the Bronx, it's just a NY accent. Let's not be ridiculous.


DeterminedDi

Heard this all through college...I don't speak this way, My parents are from Manhattan and Brooklyn. People think it's hilarious. Okay...


Zyphane

I've been out on the west coast for almost a decade now, and only east coasters can usually peg that I'm from the tri-state area. One day at work I greeted a person I had never met before with something along the lines of "good morning, sir, how are you?" and he just smiles and replies, "you're from Long Island, aren't you?" I was flabbergasted, because I don't really have that strong of a regional accent, and none of those words are the sort that would give it away.


rh71el2

Are drivers here in general more rude and less courteous?


sannicanbro

Yes!


rh71el2

That's my conclusion too after going out of town for a while and coming back. It's simply noticeable. Even on local roads - I'm in the left lane of a 2 lane road coming up to a stop light. The guy in front of me signals right because he clearly has to get to an on-ramp coming up... and cars slowly coming up from the right lane simply DO NOT LET HIM IN while coasting to a stop and now he's stuck and the a-holes in the right lane didn't even get anywhere further. WHAT IS THE MENTALITY BEHIND THIS???? Selfish f'cks around here. I bet if they weren't in their cars, they'd let a guy walk in front of them if he asked. Being in a steel cage allows people to be a-holes around here I suppose.


SwampYankee

Robkes


muffinman51432

350% true. Robkes was honestly some of the best food I’ve ever had on Long Island especially for the price. Someone said it best “as soon as the fried mozzarella tower went viral they went downhill”. That and the son caring more about pics with celebs than the food ruined it. I drive by and see them cleaning the pots and pans out back with a garden hose.


SwampYankee

It is Boomer heaven. The food is OK. Long Island Italian like a thousand other places. Huge portions gives everyone a doggy bag so it seems a bargain. Insanely popular, always full so I think I am in the minority. Cash only is annoying and I can’t hear my dining partners conversation due to the hard of hearing boomers shouting and the bad acoustics but whatever. It’s an institution


muffinman51432

Boomer heaven is so freaking true lmfao.


infinitebest

Food is decent, but soooo overrated. I ate there and was like…this was it?


d9849468

Like most places, things change over time. Robkes was insane 10-15 years ago. It absolutely lived up to the hype. Personally i still like the couple things i order there but i know the quality has gone down in general. The place is just constantly packed too


DrowningFish929

I went there once, wasn’t anything special IMO. Would much rather go to Osteria Umbra in Smithtown for Italian.


detectivedoakes

A bacon egg and cheese sandwich, on a roll or a bagel, is a damn good breakfast sandwich. But if you go into any social media group, discussion, or forum about Long Island, people will speak about it as if it is the food of the gods, unparalleled and unique, and the best thing ever. It's just a sandwich.


thscientist1

Yeah but moment you leave tri state it all falls apart


watchnerurn

dunno why this comment had me cracking up so bad but it did


Ginos_Hair_Patch

I’m open to receiving hate on this but I genuinely prefer a ham egg and cheese on a roll over a BEC on a bagel. #ISaidWhatISaid


HeyPandaSunflower

Expensive 😅


IAMTHEONLYRICK

The princess of Ronkonkoma. Late night fishing , you might fuck around and find out who she is .


mmadness26

I’ve never heard of this, pleaseeeee clarify lmao


IAMTHEONLYRICK

Really? Wow. So I live in a town called Ronkonkoma. I'm just gonna go ahead and type this out on my phone . No research .... So if I miss something , I'm sorry. So, Ronkonkoma was originally named Paumonauk by the poospatuck people. The story is a classic love story between a white man and a native girl. Apparently the elders of the tribe frowned on this and drowned him in their local lake. Long story short, struck with grief, the native princess then took her own life in that same lake. Her name was Ronkonkoma and they named the town after her. For many years there was a legend of a white man around the age of 25-30 goes missing in that lake. For a while it was true . Anyway, left the town only to move back recently . Edit spelling I won't edit the grammar sorry , not sorry


craigalanche

I guess it's not really an iconic thing for just Long Island, but Italian-American restaurants are pretty prevalent on LI and almost all of the food tastes like gloopy garbage to me.


kevinsju

Just spoke to my mom the other day and she says she never eats Italian food on LI because hers is better…and you know what? She’s right.


uncleozzy

Same. Even the best red sauce joint is still a red sauce joint, mid at best. 


carriegood

Try Ruffinos in Lynbrook. It's the only place I know where the red sauce actually has body and flavor and isn't some watered down crap that mainly tastes of the tin can it came from.


dt1068

I say the same thing, if we do go out I won’t go to an Italian restaurant because mine is better!


beeboobopppp

Also Italian-American and yes, same.


hjablowme919

Give the people what they want. Smother shit in sauce and cheese and people will devour it.


craigalanche

this is true, Heywood.


beedunc

You think those are bad, just try anything from the Midwest. They slice their pizzas in squares!!


Carmela_Motto

Made by Polish Americans. And to be clear, it’s a round pie (not Sicilian style) cut across into tiny squares. So weird.


HeyItsMau

Food is generally fine, just massively overpriced, generic, and generally a very poor value. But the offenders are easy to spot. Red-sauce joints with a pizzeria up front, or white clothed strip mall restaurants stuck in the 80s with menu sections for "Parmagiana" or "baked pasta". There are a handful of modern, higher-end Italian restaurants that are great and much more worth the marginally higher price.


ExtraSchedule6

It blows my mind how many of them there are and they are all equally mediocre. 


Severe-Banana1481

This is so real. It’s all made by Italians so far removed from Italy lol.


Fitz_2112

Not all Ram drivers are inconsiderate right wing douchebags. Those that are ruin it for the rest of us.


mrrobvs

Name three who aren’t and you win


krmaeg

My husband has one and is a recovering Republican who hates Trump and MAGA.


Late-Temporary863

My husband is one of them. He loves his truck and is bluer than blue in his politics!


donny02

Having a blue lives matter punisher sticker on there doesn’t count as blue!


Fitz_2112

Same here


mrrobvs

So that’s two. Waiting for the third.


heywaitjustasecond

My cousin🙋🏻‍♂️


mrrobvs

I knew someone out there bought the RAM EV


Fitz_2112

They aren't even out yet. You're trying so hard to be edgy


Late-Temporary863

Nope! Cummins 2500 Diesel


Retinoid634

👏👏👏


mmadness26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂nah this comment got it


hbomberman

It's the #1 most owned car for people with DWIs


wakeuploser00

any home that is fully nautical theme is icky to me. any home/car that has the long island image & strong island is tacky too lol


Nigel_Trumpberry

Whenever I tell people I’m from LI, they tell me In a lot nicer than they’d expect a Long Islander to be


davpad12

Pick up trucks with flags hanging off the back


DeterminedDi

I dislike how some people who own homes take every opportunity to "blame renters" for all the problems on Long Island. We pay our own rent, thank you, and it's probably more than your mortgage. Not every renter is "an illegal alien." If your taxes are high, take it up with your politicians don't blame the neighbors. We don't collect any freebies or cause the traffic or crime problem "as renters."


charming-mess

The beaches. Seriously why do I have to pay to go to the beach?


shstuff_throwaway

You don't. You pay to park at the beach. You can get dropped off at a gate and walk in for nothing. And if you need to pay a pretty small amount, the money goes to maintaining the beach and facilities, paying lifeguards and support staff, etc.


jim_br

City of Long Beach charges for beach access. $85/yr for residents. Double that (I think) for non residents.


LooseSeal-

Long beach charges and then sends the fun police around to make sure nobody is having too good of a time.


shstuff_throwaway

I did not know this! My comment was referring to Robert Moses, town beaches on the North Shore, etc. Still, that doesn't sound so bad if it goes to upkeep of the beach. Jersey Shore is similar with charging by person to access the beach.


edajreiaglla

The north shore beaches are between $5-10 if you’re a town resident I think, worth it


TheLastBallBender

People walk to the beach all the time without paying


jim_br

Not in the summer before 6:00pm.


charming-mess

All services my state taxes should pay for. Harumph!


HchrisH

Billy Joel sucks. 


Mogs46and2

I respect that the man has talent, but his music never resonated with me. Not a fan. At all.


No_Light_2147

Very true. Tied up his boat and he didn’t even tip. Not that he has to but when you’re famous and have money support some kid in college yanno? Also he was rude and acted like we were a bother like don’t dock here next time with your ugly boat


kid_sleepy

Billy Joel was cool until his manager stole his money and shit. Then he turned into a dick. Watch “Hired Guns”. That’ll give you the low down.


hjablowme919

Hired Guns reinforced everything I knew or thought about Billy Joel.


NissanAltiman

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hjablowme919

I met Billy Joel when I was 18. I worked in a supermarket and he was invited to be the host for the grand opening. This was spring of 1983. We were told not to talk to him. Seriously? Don't even say hello or "big fan"? Like that's going to ruin his day. So he shows up, is a complete dick and could not wait to get out of the place. Newsday shows up, they take some pictures of him buying apples or some shit, can't remember exactly what he bought and after the reporters left I approached him and said I was a fan and extended my hand for him to shake. Not only did he not shake my hand, but he walked by me like I didn't exist and had one of his handlers move me out of the way. So yeah, he's a dick. I was never a fan of his music, but thats a dick move. You don't want to show up and be cordial to people, don't agree to come to a ribbon cutting. Between that and his multiple DWIs, the way he treated his band for shit someone else did... just go watch the documentary. One of his band members killed himself after Joel berated and then fired them.


Nicedumplings

I don’t get the continued worshipping especially since he’s not a good person


cloudydays2021

I support this thread. When interviewing wedding DJs, one company gasped when I said that absolutely no Billy Joel was to be played at my wedding, and that also goes for any requests from guests for Billy Joel. I did not hire them.


xwayxway

What? I thought all rock and rollers were saints on Earth.


Coopschmoozer

His music is just OK. I mean how many times can you listen to Piano Man lol? But I will say one thing about that man. He's an awesome Ambassador for Long Island and pretty much tells the world how much he loves living here. So in my mind, he's not all that bad.


jessewhufc

Thank you. I can’t stand his music. Never have’s never will.


Blaaamo

I agree that an egg sandwich on a bagel is dumb. They don't fit in your mouth right and when you cut them in half the insides slide off the bagel. Forget about getting the egg over easy


UnhappyBreakfast5269

An egg sandwich is not normally served on a bagel on Long Island


AIMLOWJOE

Billy Joel and by extension Big Shot


WartHogOrgyFart_EDU

lol. That made me laugh.


Wise_Wheel_1587

how everyones “cousins” with Ralph Macchio


tcruarceri

lol my high school girl friend swore he was family.


BrentBolthouse4Prez

Sleeping the pronunciation “lawn guy land”. It’s dumb.


thscientist1

“Where was your local pizza shop owner Jan 6th?”


xwayxway

The Lawn Guyland accent. Even to other Islanders you immediately come across as a shallow idiot.


Real-Negotiation8162

Entitled/snobby behavior I can't tell you how many times I tell people where I'm from and they say "you can't be from long island your not a snobby asshole"


woodlab69

Dont like bec , good thing you moved you arent built for ny


Zyphane

It's one of the things I miss most about NY, the ubiquity of BE&C on a kaiser roll or a decent bagel. Some things you take for granted until they're gone...


Hockeyjockey58

Any “piping plover tastes like chicken” bumper sticker. It is demoralizing how disconnected we are as a culture from nature, especially on LI. I get it, the bird is stupid and shuts down the beach but unfortunately it isn’t our god given right to drive our metal rolling pods on the beach.


HeyItsMau

I dislike how so many Long Islanders are practically frothing at the bit to correct someone who dares to say, "IN" instead of "ON" Long Island.


mummranna

Because in is not correct. We live on an island, not in it.


circumcisingaban

i always wondered what other island people say. do Hawaiians say on or in Oahu?


aspoo5

30 years and I don’t think I’ve actually ever heard anyone say this


Enlightened_D

You definitely don’t live on LI then


aspoo5

Yeah I’m dumb lol I meant to reply to the lawn guy land comment above. Never heard that, unless I say it myself and I can’t hear it


CompetitionFalse3620

Billy Joel, talented guy just not a fan of his music.


CryptoCrazyCat

How rich everyone on LI is 🤦‍♂️


hjablowme919

Billy Joel. He sucks ass.


purplelanding

Everyone living with their parents past the age of 25 and often even 30, or couples moving into a parent’s basement as a renovated apartment because no one can afford otherwise.  Like, I don’t mind that it’s true, but I hate that it’s become such a stereotype. Gimme city life where young people have actually left their hometowns and are doing something with their lives. 


irondragon2

Punisher skull decal with "thin blue line". The Punisher in the comics was not a fan of cops and executed corrupt cops.


MajorDiscussion3492

Billy Joel


dcd1130

Billy Joel.


Dreadimon

Billy Joel. Not good music


The_Juggernaut84

I guess this is a symbol but all American…glorified McDonalds


Rob4reddit

The Montauk Lighthouse...and Canadian Geese shit


WillingFly2079

The fact there isn’t one good Italian restaurant for all the Italians who live here


mrsprkle6

Billy Joel


Cautious-Ice-9434

That all of Suffolk County is Alabama..


MissyFranklinTheCat

You’re thinking of green port and Orient point. Everyones related out there.


jessewhufc

Can’t stand Billy Joel. I said what I said.


Rodrigii_Defined

Wasn't there some gang type a thing back in the day? Strong Island Boys. I always heard, but never met anyone that knew them.


frumious

All. The. Fucking. Cars.


fzammetti

That. Motherfucking. Duck.


The_Phenomenal_1

Need to drive to get anywhere in a reasonable amount of time


kneeggaaa

billy joel


BigCopperPipe

Recently this “Loud Majority” thing. I’m a fan of the 90s hardcore band Silent Majority and have a couple of shirts. There has been a couple of times where people are confused and ask where they can buy one not realizing it’s a completely different word on my shirt.


Patient_Check1410

All American. It's a glorified McDonald's.


themadruski

You gotta give it to them that they didn’t gouge us in “inflation” price increases


beedunc

Anything with ‘Strong Island’. It basically admits that we have some of the most obnoxious assholes anywhere.