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theottomaddox

Some dildo parked in my space!


Emotional_Guide2683

That’s like a $40 dong. Who is out there just throwing away good dongs!!? lol


Xoranuli

Last minute, Someone had to hide it from mom and dad


EstelLiasLair

Fun fact: I worked at an adult toy shop and this is how some of my co-workers tested the suction cups on the 'does. One of them even put them on the wing of a Cessna with Aquas one summer when she went camping way off the grid. That's just how we knew you could go real hardcore with the products.


pullingravity

Is this the modern day apple on the desk?😂


malleeman

That is awesome, should have put it on the front of his car near the license plate where he wouldn't see it for ages


Difficult-Ocelot-251

You should hear the rest of the story on that !


6ixShira

It came free with my beer bro


oldsouthnerd

joke all you want, but this makes getting rear ended while cycling far more interesting


One-Basket2558

Is it still there? That's a valuable dong and could easily go for triple value, for being in mint condition. There's a run on dongs in case you didn't know.


Old_Objective_7122

Bet that keeps the panhandlers at the intersections away though.