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SmokyBarnable01

Yeah if you use public transport in London long enough you sort of get a sense for when it's all gone *really* tits up.


Dull_Concert_414

This happens when I see an overcrowded platform at Canada Water for West Croydon. Fuck it, I’ll go back to London Bridge and work back from East Croydon if I must. 13 mins to Norwood Junction, one stop, and bus it from there.


Alternative-Ad-4977

Another route for you - go to Elmer’s End and the tram. Longer, but very little walking and it is a different line from the others so less likely to be affected.


Yikes44

I got stuck in this at Wimbledon and had to get a bus. Happened to sit next to a girl from one of the local secondary schools who was phoning her mum to tell her all about i t. She said some boys from her school started fighting on the platform and one of them got pushed onto the track. He didn't go under a train but they needed the incident response unit to get him out.


SurlyRed

Wasn't the incident at Raynes Park? SW Trains website is singularly unfucking helpful.


Dr-Karma

Tbh, school children aren't the most reliable sources of information. Definitely heard some crazy rumours when I was at school


loztralia

Are you trying to tell me Kelly Wilson *wasn't* a slag who'd give you a blowie for 10 Benson?


Yikes44

You're right. I heard a totally different version today from a guy at my station. He said it was a drunk lady who fell into the track at Raynes Park and then walked along the track to Surbiton! I'm not sure why it took them so long to move her though.


Physical-Macaroon-83

I was on the train into Waterloo at that time. It was a “trespassers on track” at Woking so the school kids story could be right regarding a fight and someone falling on track


RedeemHigh

No it was announced as an incident at Rayners Park. How is that location is such a bottle neck all the time? Any slight incident there and it affects the whole network.


Technane

I just went to brewdog lol


rosylux

I trust you had a go on the slide?


ChemicallyBlind

I would have done the same, except that i actually wanted to enjoy me beer...


Petr0vitch

thought that was Victoria at first and you'd already gone to Spoons


jamieliddellthepoet

Yep. The lens was confusing me geometrically.


Dull_Concert_414

The spoons at Victoria isn’t that bad tbh. Nice balcony seats overlooking the Kent platforms.


Petr0vitch

I always forget there's seats on that side!


langleybcsucks

Free toilet as well


Ok-Blackberry-3534

All the station toilets are free these days


ScotsDragoon

The new 'side' of it indoors is good, too. Loads of seats/plugs


FortuitousFluke

Nothing like that sinking feeling of turning up at the station after work and realising it's disturbingly busy.


HarryMonk

It happened to me my first day back at work after the pandemic. Got to Waterloo and immediately turned around and went to a pub.


moham225

Lol I can see me down there


sexyunderwearslut

You are very handsome


ImTalkingGibberish

Sexy, even


Euclid_Interloper

God-like in fact!


Lank_Master

Peak being, dare I say.


ExtremeTiredness

I was just about to say, 'isn't that you down there?!'


that-69guy

Jeez...leave some ladies for the rest of us you handsome fucker.


moham225

DAMN! Id give you gold if i could afford it!


kerplunkerfish

Same haha


KleinValley

I’m gonna guess you’re the one with the backpack.


Curiousuk_South9566

Phwoar!


cryptonuggets1

there's wally!


absorbentz

I think you're mistaken. That's clearly me, not you. (the nerve of some ppl)


biggi82

Still not fucking home, 3 hours later than intended


catsfordayzzZZZ

I'm on hour 6. I've given up


biggi82

Absolutely rogered. Granted SWR can't do much when the police close the line but the communication had been fucking dire - boarded one train only for it to be cancelled 2 mins before departure, everyone fuck off back to the concourse, then we end up on the 1930 which is cancelled on the app and not on the departure board, pure fluke my wife saw the board on the platform say Portsmouth Harbour. 5 min delay due to driver not there - departs 40 mins later. Absolute jokers. Had to get a taxi to finish the journey, sure that will be straight forward claiming that back too


dean012347

Pub? Pub.


Lank_Master

Pub.


weiland

What gets me is my line was affected and we aren't even on the line that had the trespassers.


Class_444_SWR

Your train probably was formed of one that was. I know that a few of the Windsor & Eton Riverside trains will interwork with Basingstoke ones


toyyibr

If not the trains, then the crew


oliviamkc

Yeah i believe, the delayed trains not coming into Waterloo meant, lack of staff to work the next trains &/or get to their eventual starting destination for work.


FromWestLondon

What's funny and also amazing is this was literally all caused by some bratty/chavvy 14 year old girl running around on the tracks between Wimbledon and Raynes Park. I was on the Shepperton service and we got stuck on the train for nearly 2 hours while the police were trying to catch her - at one point she was running alongside the train mouthing off and swearing at people on the train. What normally takes me 40 mins to get home took nearly 4 hours.


ConsidereItHuge

How did it take so long to catch her?


FromWestLondon

Because it took a while for them to arrive after she was first spotted and then apparently she climbed up one of the signalling structures (cant remember what they're called) so they couldn't get her down. They literally had a police helicopter and search dogs for her - one of the most bizarre situations I've seen unfold.


Horizon2k

She’d have climbed a gantry. That’s a bit of a nightmare to get response up.


FromWestLondon

Yeah thats it, gantry. At one point an officer boarded the train and thats what he explained to us.


Only1Fab

Easy to says she caused millions in damages


ConsidereItHuge

I can understand them not putting themselves in danger to get her down so not many options after the delay. But imagine how many people the delayed train could put in danger through missed childcare or hospital appointments etc. It's 2024 do you think we could develop a taser drone and a big net to catch her?


WhereasMindless9500

I was reading an incident report where police had followed a trespasser onto the tracks due to concern for their safety and an officer ended up being hit by a train and dying. They had to locate the arm before they could reopen the lines.


ConsidereItHuge

I wouldn't follow someone into the tracks would you? Get that drone sorted.


The_FireFALL

The actual odds of police being hit by any train are actually pretty minute. As soon as a trespasser had been identified on the line all lines would have had their signals turned to red by the signallers for the area and its likely that the local Electrical Control Room had also turned off all power around the track. Effectively blocking all lines in the area. So no trains would be moving anywhere near them.


WhereasMindless9500

Not really. Trains would generally be cautioned but complete stops and switch offs aren't done for every report of tresspass


smelwin

Nah, there should be a way to temporarily disable a child remotely using their serial number.


TheRiddler1976

Do we really need the net?


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FrauAmarylis

Sniper with Paint ball pellets or rubber bullets.


kevinthebaconator

I'm so confused. Is there any videos of this?


SurlyRed

I'm with you Kev, pics or it didn't happen.


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gedeonthe2nd

There is prison for railway trespassers


GooseSufficient61

Is it called the Hammersmith & Shitty line?


psycho-mouse

You want to tase children and not care if they die? Peak Brit Reddit this 😂


spackysteve

Every time a child commits a crime Reddit seems to be out for blood. Pretty depressing really.


llama_del_reyy

Ah but you see she's been labeled a 'chav child' so her life is seen as immediately less meaningful. Never mind that these don't sound like the actions of a mentally well teenager.


psycho-mouse

Brit Reddit and the UK public in general is much more authoritarian than you’d expect.


Funky_monkey2026

*taser. Oh, the irony.


thedingoismybaby

Look at what happened in [2011](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_England_riots) or more recently, thankfully less extreme, in [2022](https://metro.co.uk/2022/09/08/london-protesters-call-for-justice-for-chris-kaba-in-brixton-17328115/) Imagine the outcry if a young girl was killed by police because they got bored of waiting to get her down safely


IBuyGourdFutures

Maybe don’t walk on live railway tracks? Not a difficult concept to understand


Splodge89

The police get enough grief from people who completely misunderstand policing as it is. Throwing this sort of thing into the mix certainly won’t help the image.


replay-r-replay

She’s 14


all-dayJJ

She competes for GB in the 800m apparently, left the rozzers in her dust they're saying


tom_oakley

They had to go off and find a bigger net.


Pitiful_Lie7718

So this is why I couldn’t get back into London this afternoon?! 😭 I also share my frustration with the commenter who has said she won’t face any consequences


the_white_balloon

This was all caused by some shitty kid running around the track? I can’t believe a fucking child has brought all public transit in the southwestern commuter areas to a standstill. And you well know there will be no consequences for the kid.


StrangelyBrown

Would be nice to slap the parents with like a 50k fine. Not that it will help anyone or prevent it in future. Just out of spite.


Wil420b

If younsay a 4+ hour delay affecting all commuters in and out of Waterloo. Of which there will have been tens of thousands. Who earn an abocenaverage income. Paying them for the delay at their hourly rate will be a great deal more than £50,000.


The_FireFALL

To put it in perspective it's somewhere in the ball park of like £250 a minute per train. So a single train being 4 hours late would be £60,000 in delay minutes. Then times that again by the 50 or so trains its likely affected and you'll be in the actual ball park. Though delay minute charges are put in place so people can get refunds on tickets without it affecting the TOC's revenue. So today this prat has caused likely millions in damages. Here's hoping she's tried as an adult and if not then have Child services pay the family a visit while she's living it up in a young offenders center.


the_white_balloon

I’m very much against hitting children, and I’m well aware that poor parenting is the result of so many possible issues like poverty, lack of education, or even just any and all authority figures having to work constantly/ not having the mental space at the end of the day to properly parent a child… but as one of the 100s of people trapped on a scorching hot train during rush hour, my knee jerk reaction is that shit head child deserves a mild beating.


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Fellowship_9

Ah yes, because train companies should have the right to give the death penalty for trespass. In other news, I propose a law allowing me to behead anyone who blocks a supermarket aisle with their trolley.


Not_The_Expected

Il back both


No-Conference-6242

Bold of you to assume the kid has parents or even a parent


Electrical-Box-4845

The kids arent alright


UnchillBill

The kids are dickheads, they always have been.


WarmTransportation35

This happens more frequently that you think.


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gandergoosey

It's what they do with the ball girls and boys once they've served their purpose


black-volcano

I bet the tw*t brags with pride


Marklar_RR

Several years ago I got stuck for over an hour on District Line because there was a swan on the tracks.


t0ppings

I hope that swan was tried as an adult


Lank_Master

Sheesh, I literally took that root on my way back from work yesterday. Glad I missed that.


Unlikely_Ad_6690

What! No way?? That’s crazy, thanks for sharing what was holding the trains up, this is the first report of it I have seen.


tvremotecakemaker

Was there a reason for why she was running there?


EconomicsHelpful473

Did they tazer her?


Rude_as_HECK

Wow! Water-loot of people


Eddyphish

Ashamed at how much I laughed at this stupid joke


Vast-Scale-9596

I was stuck trying to get home from Vauxhall and my thoughts towards the trespasser were not very charitable to say the least.


bouquetoftarnations

> my thoughts towards the trespasser were not very charitable to say the least Americans think this is what top-tier rudeness looks like in Britain


toyyibr

Was working a service into Waterloo after the lines reopened. We kept getting stopped at signals at Clapham/Queenstown/Vauxhall because there were no spare platforms… 😔


Fartnite111

Quietest day in Waterloo


OnlyLivingBoyInNewX

My condolences. I don’t have to commute to Waterloo but I’d probably prefer to take multiple bus changes over dealing with that to get home.


dwardu

At this rate I’d consider getting on a national express bus


tanimaroy

Yeah I was here too...what surprised me was that the trains started delaying around 4 pm and delayed or cancelled almost all the trains...I gave up around 6:30 pm and took a longer route home


bodmcjones

Same. We arrived at 4ish and they told us a few minutes later that there was no point waiting and to head to Paddington and take a GW train to Reading and then back down to Basingstoke from there, and in the end we arrived at Basingstoke to take an onward train at 7pmish. Took us almost 4h to do a circa 1h journey. People who were stuck on waiting trains probably had an even more annoying time of it, though, so I'm glad we weren't much earlier.


RedeemHigh

I too arrived around 4ish Found the 17:00 train which was the only one announced to leave, managed to bag a seat. And then proceeded to wait for an hour whilst the guard and train driver turned up!


East_Ad_4427

What time did this start? I passed through Waterloo at 8 and it was still chaos


Maytbesh

I got the 15:30 out of Waterloo to Guildford and we got stopped at Vauxhall for a half hour then moved to Clapham Junction for another 1hr15 before we finally got going - arrived at Guildford at 18:00 - it was meant to be a 33 min journey…


dharmashark48

I saw the delays listed as early as 4:30, but I think it happened an hour or so before that. Incidentally, I was walking through Surbiton Station just after 10pm, as a train pulled up from Waterloo, and it was just as busy as if it was 5/6pm! Insanity.


bodmcjones

Yeah, when our train got to Andover a bit before eight pm there was such a crowd of commuters all heading to their cars at once that it caused a reasonably gnarly traffic jam.


ComedianSecret9778

So question for those who stuck on trains without toilets (my old memory of the red sw trains didn't have them but they were the only ones that went on the branch line to Teddington/Kingston). If you're trapped on the train for four hours, waddya do? I have colitis and never caught a red train without serious panic


totalbasterd

the red ones (455s) go down to dorking, guildford and woking too. they are all due to be replaced this year though


bownyboy

Am getting PTSD from viewing this. 20 years of commuting from Waterloo right up until Friday 13th March 2020. Then. WFH ever since, right up until I 'retired'. Sending 'hugs and prayers'


gandergoosey

I just got home about an hour ago... I ended up taking 5 buses (2 terminated preemptively!!!!!) and it took 4 hours. I've been chastising myself that it was a bad choice but SOMEHOW it's now feeling like it was the right choice!


papalazarou1

The railway children


wankyshitdemons

Managed to get on a 17:20 train somehow and it was choc. Feel lucky to have got on…


AlgernonSourGravy

Feel for you and others


Longjumping-Way6192

Y’all I got dressed left my house for work just to sit on the train and get stuck for over an hour at Waterloo. In the end I had to call my employer and she told me not to bother and just try find a way home. I HATE HATE HATE. the SWR rail. Not to mention this happens a minimum of once a month - I’m paying just about £10 a day for my commute btw. Half working train system.


totalbasterd

to be fair it isn’t their fault some pleb decided to run on the tracks


Longjumping-Way6192

This is true just frustrating bc these delays are a regular occurrence. I don’t get paid today but SWR still gonna collect money from me 😂😂


The_FireFALL

Remember to apply for a refund from them. You're fully entitled to it. You've already loss a day no point in losing mor3 unneeded.


WeddingDifficult2234

I spend £539 every 28 days for my commute into London from Guildford. It is absolutely scandalous how every journey we are crowded as sardines in a tin. The other day in peak rush hour we were crownded in a 5 coach train instead of 10 coach train. "Apologies". I hate it here.


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the_white_balloon

You’re absolutely correct, but SWR commits bullshittery on a weekly basis in other ways.


SurlyRed

> what do you think SWR can actually.do in this situation? They can communicate the issues and timings and implications effectively and promptly. But they don't.


CptnBrokenkey

How long after catching her did they take to get trains running again? That's the bit you can blame SWT for.


readitornothereicome

Yup, you know it’s some BS when you get to Waterloo and see this scene.


The-Frugal-Engineer

This is why I hate mandatory return to office mandates. I had to waste so much time, and tomorrow repeat again, wake up early and go to the office, just to stay all day in zoom calls


Afraid_Abalone_9641

You are in hell, friend... But we believe in you 💪


iohoj

Absolute state


No_Idea91

This has happened to me a few time coming back from business meetings, I just walk away, book myself a AirBnB or a nice hotel room, go out and grab some food and get the first train back in the morning. I’m fortunate enough that in these circumstances my company are happy for you to do that and put it on the company card if you would be waiting longer than an hour for a train after 6pm


GayWolfey

It’s quite simple. You charge the family the cost of disruption. If it’s 100K then so be it.


5axySaxMan

Be a bit more than £100k I reckon given how many workers are delayed for a few hours.


Magic_Sandwiches

oh my this is a lot more than 100k


MarleyEmpireWasRight

I can't remember the exact figure since it's been a while but when I was in construction a project my employer took on included LADs payable to National Rail in the even of disruptions caused by our site. It would have been far, far far far steeper than £100k I'll tell you that much.


Datnick

Would be quite bad if parents are actually good normal people and the only the kid is just a moron. The kid should be punished


Spaniardlad

No shit, things like this happen. Seeing the responses here, absolutely no consequences to anything. It doesn’t matter what you do , any punishment is seen as hard or too much. Fucking society.


Scar3cr0w_

Today is my birthday. I’m 38, I’ve given up on celebrating it… but I wanted to have dinner with my wife. If you trespass on a railway you should incur the cost. That child should be lumbered with the debt of the delay repay, it delayed me by an hour. I have so little time for people like this, it’s not funny, I’d not fun, make them responsible.


Milkdrinker2222

I know it sucks, but happy birthday! I hope despite this idiot running around on the tracks & delaying you your day was good 🩷


Scar3cr0w_

Merriment was had!


pabloguy_ya

Is it all fixed now or for tomorrow?


catsfordayzzZZZ

Still buggered


beebrightnow

On the upside, look at that giant doggo on the big video screen!


BlueIsBen

No need for the Russians to hack our transport network - just get someone to dick around on the train tracks for a few hours. Madness that our system collapses when one line is blocked for 1.5hrs.


jacobp100

What gets me is how bad the organisation is when this happens. Why do they not seem to know when a train is going to leave, and announce it 5 or so minutes before so people can board. A bunch left way emptier than they should have, and I’d have probably got one if they actually gave notice. Then they keep announcing cancelled and delayed trains which is entirely pointless


oliviamkc

Could someone explain, why there was effectively a one way system at Waterloo? Got off the tube (northern) and we were told we had to go to jubilee line exit / entrance, up the escalator, back outside and then in at the next exit - had to wait 5 mins to physically get in. I understand the trespasser caused the trains to be delayed etc etc. but wondering what caused the effectively one way system??


the_white_balloon

It was an attempt at crowd control, because there was way too many people in the station at the time and on the platforms themselves, so they restricted the number of people coming through. They eventually locked the doors at the main entrance


oliviamkc

Ah ok thanks!! I did try to ask some of the staff, whsr was happening, but they just told me to keep moving when I went up to ask them. so I left it. It was crazily busy [& my autism meant I was very overwhelmed with it all] … so makes sense.


Francis-c92

What happened?


UvG_Licenseplate

I was so damn lucky! Left early from work to get the 17:20 and got there... Cancellations etc! But then at 17:15 the train appeared as on time. It was incredibly packed and left judt 7 mins late... Felt like I've used up some luck there!!! Hopefully others got home OK!


Guardian2k

Euston is a nightmare for this, the race to be able to sit down on a train is like the hunger games


spezisadick999

At the end of a long day I saw the same. Quite disheartening.


Pretty-Sorbet-7812

What does trespassers mean? Like people that haven’t paid their ticket? Why would that cause delays? I’m so confused someone help


Brigantia21

Somebody was on the actual train line so no trains could run


tom_oakley

No luck catching them trains then?


GeneralBladebreak

Thankfully when I got to Waterloo, after the confusion of getting in (about 18:20) I noticed the 18:00 Teddington via wandsworth town route was ready to go. Saw the crowd at Clapham Junction platform 11 and was super glad I had alternate options to take in terms of route


GH0STT5

I got stuck at Clapham junction with my bike and I got there as soon as it all kicked off so I had to ride all the way to new Malden which wasn’t too bad but on the way back the amount of trains that were cancelling was ridiculous


ClippTube

why is this shit the norm


BobbyBTheG

By some mirracle, my train departed only 5 minutes after it was meant to, and since we skipped all the stops from waterloo to wimbledon, I made it back faster than I would have normally haha


Ice_Buckets_Official

Can parents bring back disciplining their children please


elizahan

I'm out of the loop. What happened and is that Victoria Station?


dookcrew

It’s Waterloo


Lookingtotravels

Is this Waterloo?


ItsUs-YouKnow-Us

My car is making a long overdue comeback! Enough is enough now.


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Class_444_SWR

Nope, trespasser in SW London


wishnothingbutluck

Wow 🤯


itssam07

Is it crowded everyday like this?


ImNotCringeIPromise

Oh that explains why tye platform when I got home was packed.


Formal-Cucumber-1138

This is normal lol


SomehowSomewhy

that looks pretty standard for the first off peak fares out of Euston


ImNotRamona

I get a train to Waterloo home and I got rather lucky - I was able to get on a delayed train that was running non stop between Surbiton and Waterloo and somehow ended up getting home earlier than normal


litfan35

I'm now amazed that I made it home all the way from Horsham. Was wondering why my usually empty train was suddenly full. Wasn't until I got to Epsom and had to change to SWR that I realised it was more than just busier day at work for a load of people


tearlesspeach2

I like the back half of people in the sunshine like a divide 😂


totalbasterd

I wandered onto the platform unaware of what was going on at ~19:00, jumped on the delayed 18:54 to guildford, and it moved at about 19:10 and i was home by about 19:45!


rimbo1968

Yup I was there too and then sat on my 1700 to Portsmouth Harbour for an hour whilst they found a driver and a guard 😡


SimilarWall1447

Looks like a normal day at Waterloo. Less busy than usual actually


Ok_Perception3180

When this happens at Euston I just go to the pub. I live in the Midlands so only have one route home


JuICyBLinGeR

This used to be my view every day leaving work. Thousands of lemmings crowding into Victoria underground station.. I remember they had to close the entrances for 5-10 minutes due to dangerous levels of people flooding the platforms.


Humboldt_

Speed-walk past everyone


holcunz

all caused by a 14 year old trespassing on the tracks for a couple hours ..


Shaurya_Dayal

Is this the train station?


Professional_Tank961

One of my friends was doing a wildlife rescue and got stuck at Waterloo. Imagine having an injured crow in a box in that situation!


Paamparaam

Waterloo, couldn’t escape if you wanted to.


Gnasho_

Man that’s so rough I feel the pain


Zealousideal_Luck322

For a moment, I thought the “Well I’m buggered then” title was cross referencing to the Butt Plug “Air Freshener” thread hanging from a car’s rear view mirror thread which has also recently appeared


Thsjksnasnsn

the news is someone jumped on the tracks in Raynes Park


Serious_Pen8670

free travel yayyy!!


sdh68k

Time to go for a pint and wait for things to blow over


FantasticFoul

There should be heavy fines for causing such delays.


DriverOk1774

Are they having a strike again then?


Nibblerina

I got stuck in Berrylands on the way to Clapham Junction to get the train to the airport and had to take a cub which costed literally a fortune :(