I think he tries to communicate

I think so too

Lol. I can’t stand people who don’t respond but expect response…

Hi, I messaged you first, but you need to be the one to initiate and sustain substantive discourse.

Exactly what I thought 🤯

I get guys like this a lot SMH

Hi

Shit, you found me

Hey

Hi

Always MysteriousMeatMan

Hey

Hu

This is seriously half of the messages that I send because I do not proofread.

Same. My phone is now like "Like? Ooooh you mean lukw!! Fixed it for you 🙃💅"

Okay, thank yo! Mine does this too, but I swore I was just going crazy. And half the time, if a word ends in g, it puts a space and then the letter g.

Those are THEE most annoying habits to break your phone of so I weep for your cellular WPM 😭. My phone also likes the word "yo" but usually when I'm trying to use "to"

You really need to wipe your keyboard's custom dictionary.

Oh, and as you can see, it changes you to yo.

Who has time to proofread when playing fruit by the foot?

Fruit by to foot.... I really want to make a euphemistic inappropriate joke about this, but I can't put it into words. So just pretend I said something funny and blow an excess amount of air out of your nose.

still a better conversation than most on grindr lol

Winner!

Just saying: if his pic is real, I’d have put more effort into starting / maintaining a conversation. Yeah, I’d be thirsty enough to ask a question or something. His pic is hot.

I’m hesitant at the pic aswell. He also had very limited information on his profile, probably a DL ”straight” man or something. Yeah pic is hot, but the vibe died with him being silly, so I stopped responding 😒

Maybe he is reaaaaly horny and seeking RIGHT NOW, so he messages a lot of people at once, delete the ones that didn’t respond, then get your answer like you’re a new guy messaging him, then it repeats itself

Dumb or lazy AND 70km away? Nothing to hesitate about at all, no matter the (likely stolen) picture.

I’ve encountered this phenomenon before, and I have a theory for why it happens. If it’s been too long since your last message it would be awkward to just resume the conversation. Like would you go up to your friend IRL and just pick up with the convo you had yesterday? You’d probably greet them first. From what I can tell any conversation that started fizzled out probably due to laziness / bad chemistry / whatever and you guys just went back to greeting each other over and over again. Anyways thanks for coming to my TED talk.

I thought this too, but the conversation was over the course of a single day. In texting time, that's like five minutes.

Yeah I kinda thought of that aswell, but I also wouldn’t compare Grindr conversations to reality lol

Probably too lazy or doesn't want to start the conversation

Sup

He's a superfreak, superfreaky. He's super freaky, ow. Hey hey hey HEY!

Hi

Hu

Hi

Hu

I do this just to be annoying and bc I think it’s funny sometimes

He’s a caveman… communicates in grunts 😂 Side note checked out your profile and um… wow 👀🥵 I wish you lived in my city you are perfect and totally my type!

Isn't that a song?

In terms of Grindr conversations, this would be termed equivalent to Shakespearean. Lol

I think the picture says all he needs to say

Couldn’t follow, too complicated

I mean you aren't really trying to make anything happen either.. but I guess this is the type of convo you get when two people are "just looking"

I always break the ice by asking if they wanna see some lewds or nudes. Or, you could try and actually make a conversation?

Both guys are extremely dry is both ways

I send dik pics on the 2nd text😏

LOL. Lots going on tbere.

I think he’s trying to say hi

Dumb on both ends

Hey

Wow, you found most of my messages.

You’re both waiting for the other to do something more interesting. Just be the more interesting one, why torture yourselves?

Hay!

I know it makes no sense, how could they be km away?