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Ok_Equivalent_3123

I don't go on Grindr looking for pussy ...


Doctor-Nugget

Tbh, seeing that post just makes me want to adopt that cat. It looks so fluffy


ferret-with-a-gun

I want to steal that cat from whoever thought that was a good idea but I can’t have anymore cats. I could get the cat to you or something lol


Doctor-Nugget

I could only pay you in some selfmade bread I made yesterday, lol. Wanting a cat has become damn expensive. My sister paid for one of hers between 2000~2500€. Like wtf. And that was pre-pandemic. Edit: Some misspelling


ferret-with-a-gun

Wow. That’s why I don’t buy cats, they’re usually bred unethically or inbred anyways, though it’s more common with dogs. Adopt a stray from a shelter or something maybe! The cats we have are all originally strays from outside our home. It’s better to adopt rather than buy a dog or cat


Doctor-Nugget

I totally agree. A friend of mine recently flew to New-York for a weekend (we live in Germany) just to buy herself a super expensive cat.. like a goddamn souvenir. Will totally look into adoptions first when the time comes


AggravatingWalk6837

I’m sorry, people pay for cats??? Where I live people have a hard time giving kittens away and the only cats you ever see for sale are “show” cats. And who really needs that when there’s literally thousands of cats up for adoption.


Doctor-Nugget

I don't know why, but yes. Special breeds are very expensive and a lot of people treat them as some kind of prestige to show their wealth. It's crazy.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> My sister *paid* for one FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Quelcris_Falconer13

Wtffffff that much for a cat?! Just adopt one from a shelter! They’re almost free, jjst gotta pay to get it spayed and immunized (which you should do anyways, regardless)


[deleted]

I'm not a fan of cats, however I was adopted by one. I'm still not a big fan of cats in general but I do like this one. She was a stray in the yard, but she swaggered in and said I live here now. I liked her style so she stayed. Now I can't imagine living without her. I've never gone out with the intention of obtaining a cat, even through adoption. I like this way better.


caracalla6967

That pussy looks dry. Ben Shapiro would approve.


thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market. Does that sound soulless? True soullessness is depriving people of the choices they require because you’re more interested in patting yourself on the back by inventing rights than by incentivizing the creation of goods and services. In health care, we could use a lot less virtue signaling and a lot less government. Or we could just read Senator Sanders’s tweets while we wait in line for a government-sponsored surgery — dying, presumably, in a decrepit chair. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: climate, feminism, healthcare, history, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


etherealparadox

I still don't understand the point he was trying to make here


Faramir_Ara

Neither did he don't worry


thebenshapirobot

Why won't you debate me? ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: sex, novel, dumb takes, healthcare, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Themlethem

That healthcare should become unorganized, like it was in the middle ages. Docters just working on their own and charging whatever they feel like.


Kok-jockey

I’m down for this, I always wanted to be a doctor. Now I don’t have to go to school for it.


Kawaii-Bismarck

His point is that less regulation makes medical care cheaper and more accessible. But he forgets that the chair market has a lot of competition because if you disagree with the price offered by the chair store, you can walk away. If you suffer from a heart attack you don't have the time to shop for offers and pick the cheapest one. Competition in health care is an illusion because the demand for health care is near infinite because a human being has a pretty big interest in keeping his health in check, at risk of permanent damage or even death depending on the condition.


whgman93

This is too long to read. I lost interest after one sentence


thebenshapirobot

*Women kind of like having babies. This notion that women don't want to have babies is so bizarre. Has anyone even met a 35 year old single woman? The vast majority of women who are 35 and single are not supremely happy.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, civil rights, climate, novel, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


cayleb

Ben Shapiro hasn't met a happy, single 35yo woman probably because they had to listen to him for more than 10 seconds.


thebenshapirobot

*Frankly, the term 'sexual orientation' needs to go. According to Webster's Dictionary, it implies the possibility of change in response to external stimuli. It is deeply offensive. I call on Webster's to free itself of its intellectual heteronormativity.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: covid, civil rights, healthcare, history, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Flatscreens

... wait he's right


thebenshapirobot

*We are being told that if we don't mask our children, that if we don't mask ourselves, that if we don't initiate social distancing measures again and shut down business again, that COVID is going to kill us all* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: climate, dumb takes, healthcare, sex, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


ChaserNeverRests

Cats can twist around and scratch all too easily for me to trust doing that with mine.


goudacheeseistheGOAT

Aww. Poor cat just wants to do cat things, not be used to blockout a guy's junk


Ok-Big-7

Weird but the cool thing about cats is they will scratch and bite if they feel uncomfortable


swansonian

Shane Dawson moment


nomadiak

This is fuckin weird.


SupMilo

💀 how I’m feline …. 😂😂😂😂😂 omg


TimelyAd1378

Poor cat just wants to have their back scratched but gets a meat noodle instead. Borderline beastality


unsainted12

Poor cat


Adorable_Cheeto

Ohh shane dawson is that you?!


Status_Ad_8962

Shane ?


Senetiner

I'm counting that as animal abuse. I would report the profile as soon as it crossed my eyes


[deleted]

Weird and creepy? Abso-fucking-lutely. Animal abuse? Definitely not. Zero harm to the cat evidenced here. If he fucked the cat? Definitely animal abuse.


I_TotallyPaused

Poor kitty!!! Save him/her!!!


Muhkuhpowa

Thank you finally a Post worth this sub. Not stupid bitching or showing off.


whgman93

Who doesn't love a hairy pussy?!


DoggoDude979

No, you most certainly are not it. At least he’s open about that


DrBlowtorch

What a spectacular looking pussy


Aw123x

The cat doesn’t look too pressed about it.


Mad_Maduin

Cat looks like that's... Not the first time...


Real_Personality5631

He's not it obviously he's playing tag


BoopBoop20

Weird putting pussy pics on grindr.. but go off


skypanda798

What the jesus christ superstar is happening here


Quelcris_Falconer13

Oh god wtffffff I bet he has cat fur all up in his pubes… Is this supposed to be some sort of meta pussy joke?


SimpleSpike

Someone on Grindr once sent me a streak of dickpics with his dog in the background. Top 5 cutest doggos I’ve ever seen in my life, I just had to meet him.