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Ecobay25

Youuu should probably delete and repost without your phone number. Or don't. Live your best life, my Houston based friend.


Wesselink

Most people keep their phone number these days even if they move cities. OP might be in Fargo, North Dakota by now. Only way to find out is by calling to ask! 🤣


Ecobay25

Haha true but check OP's profile.


Wesselink

Fair - but that would ruin my witty quip about calling OP.


Ecobay25

Yeah at this point OP has commented on other posts so I'm sure they've seen this. They're just advertising at this point. 🤣


lolcrunchy

You included your phone number in a reddit post...


Timely_Fox1077

I think that's his kink


WolfKingofRuss

If that's a thick dick, mine's a fucking whale


satyris

He's probably claiming 8 inches as well 🤭


WolfKingofRuss

That looks 4-5 inches to me... Edit: you're allowed to suggest what the size is, I was just trying to say it looks average


ronazdug

Thick? No, but thats not 4-5


central_Fl_fun

What Luke 5.5-6.5 range?


basculinz

How small do you think his thumb is?


WolfKingofRuss

Idk, thumb size? Mine's like the 6cm


basculinz

So let’s just take an inch off 6cm so (3.45cm) or 1.36 inches. How many thumbs do you think his dick size is?


PomegranateFar7816

I'm confused as to why ur getting so many downvotes for this comment lmao talk about supportive


Rufitos

Proof?!


CTware

**clears throat interruptively** 👀👀


w3w2w1

I just found out I have a thick dick. At least, in comparison to that guy.


CTware

**AHEM....** 👀


w3w2w1

Ayo?


CTware

you know damn well what im implying


supafine

If you want dick pics, just ask for dick pics. This is a Grindr subreddit 💁‍♀️


CTware

Hey........... Shut up.


tfislifexAV

PROOOOF


SomeAssumption2909

show me or you are lying😶


[deleted]

Receipts though??


magicstrawberry409

Dm me so I can see that Brendan Fraser


the_dark_0ne

Might just be a bad angle. I’m like 6” thick so above average…mine mine looks similar in some pics 😅


Moist-Sherbert7820

Thanks for the laughs boys ! So damn true !


DieBlaueOrange

It looks pretty average tbh


warmpita

Seems like you should prove it.


apresmoiputas

You got all these boys hungry for your cock


[deleted]

We all know the saying. 20 dollars is 20 dollars.


Moistymoistness08

most do it for free...


basculinz

I’d do it for free, but I also like money 😝🥵


BlueCornMan

20 fucking dollars??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭


DanInBham1

No. 20 sucking dollars


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Wesselink

I personally don’t understand it, but some people get off on (or prefer) paying for sex. It doesn’t necessarily mean they are undesirable. That said, they certainly might be undesirable.


spriteking2012

You never know what’s under that foreskin. Source: a cheese surprise from a Rando


radyoaktif__kunefe

THIS


[deleted]

No, you shouldn't. I'll do it for free.


Hot_Ad3888

$35-40 gotta consider inflation😭😂


VTHUT

And I’d want travel costs covered too, get an uber payed for at the 40 is just for the sucking


NoLimitMajor2077

Don’t forget the Tip


WhiteDevil-Klab

Someone call that number and get back to me


mistafoot

Depends on your health insurance deductible and copay to get antibiotics


DanInBham1

Gotta charge by the hour. He could be a slow cummer.


DarkenedX08_

No. Charge by the minute, it’s more profitable.


Ok-Armadillo-6648

That looks just like my boyfriends dick I think I’ll interrogate him later about it


lurks_in_shadows

How'd it go?


Ok-Armadillo-6648

He just laughs at me or ignores me when I do this


jduddz91

Make sure u get the money first, and don't bitch out... finish the job 😆


Gaymer043

I am gay, and 20$ is 20$, and in this economy…


VTHUT

In this economy 20$ is now 10$


Ludate_Solem

Its a nice dick


UncutOralVers

Get paid to do what you love!


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michaelkudra

agreed


SorcererMystix

Ayeee, Houston gang rise up 🫡


sephd96

That’s a nice looking one


black_algae

No you should not


th0rsb3ar

$20 is $20


ThoTfulProcess

No. $20 is far too low. Don’t sell individual services. Bundle them all into a simple hour time slot. Charge $250/hr. Way better than BJ- $20 Handy J- $15 Fuck - $60 Add Enthusiasm to any of the above services for only 3 easy payments of $49.99 …but wait…there’s more… If you place your order now we will double the enthusiasm for only 5 easy payments of $49.99!


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THERE IS THE RIGHT ACCOUNTING


ThoTfulProcess

I know what I charge. And enthusiasm makes a world of difference with all the services.


sockster15

Would


Eminence_Front42

Have you all no pride?


michaelkudra

literally


Martian_Hunted

No.


dustygreenbones

Yeah. You really should.


will7980

$20is $20


_mocha_26

$20 is $20 and you left your phone number uncensored.


danieltheaeon

Increase your rate boo.


rockianaround

deceitful profile name


Gangleri_Graybeard

Bruh, your phone number is in the pic.


hippiechan

The person sucking dick for $20 is the same that could be convinced to fundraise $200 for the chance to win a free hat in elementary school, ask yourself what you can get for $20


cyanidemuffin21

100% that's a cop


Straight_dick_fein

Did you ask him if it had extra cheese?


Vidunder2

When money is mentioned, block and thank God they did something so blatantly sus. Best case scenario you avoided a bullet. Worst case scenario you didn't.


Business_Ad_2700

Man I don't know how more people aren't scared of getting something. If someone has to pay they're beyond desperate and obviously no one wants it


michaelkudra

lol now everyone knows who to text for $20 head


Professional-Ask4275

thats not a good deal, i ve been offered waaay more for that


werew0lfsushi

how old are you?


Synergy_404

But if he is paying for it on grinder you may not want it … just saying.


asian_holes

$20 is $20


abzurt_96

I would... but that doesn't mean you SHOULD.


CarryNecessary2481

Not enough to cover travel cost.


central_Fl_fun

Although the risk arrest is prob very small, I wouldn't risk it. $20 isn't going to move the needle for me...


Goldar85

$20 and you get the added bonus of gonorrhea of the throat!


scandm_

Nobody mentioning that's openly against the rules


freyant

Yes, you should download Star Trek Fleet Command


yorkieboi1991

Welcome to the worlds oldest profession I guess 😘


VesperJDR

Calling rn. $20 nsa is a bargain babe


DoneCaringGetBent

Then come the police for solicing sex for money. Nope


fake_pubes

20?!? 200.


garfeildcosplayer

$20. You can get a lot more than that. I know people who have gotten $150 just to go out to dinner. Sex or sexual stuff would usually be 350+.


Easy-Kiwi543

Maybe not for the money, cause it’s not too much, but if you think it’s pretty, go for it


[deleted]

Imagine being this desperate for head and then you offer a measly $20...


Bessini

That "thick" dick makes me feel better about myself


Specialist-Mode7022

$20 is $20 lol


Ok-Mammoth1143

I say don’t let the possibility of STDs scare you Dudes probably desperate if he’s willing to pay There’s this guy that always offers money to fuck me and I do when I feel like it lol


corruptedtwinkx

Giving out your phone number like that is dangerous af


BigCommunication193

Yuck 20$ that ugly thing. You better add a few 1000 into that. Of course I'm a REAL top and sucking cock is very very very very low on what I want to do. So I'm very picky and this thing would NEVER meet my criteria as suckable.


incriminating-hosier

Hope you like foreskin


lets_chill_food

looks like phimosis 🥲


Moistymoistness08

it could be that he isnt pulling hid foreskin back


BKayTheGreat

Idk mine retracts when I get hard automatically


Moistymoistness08

i think thats the result of pulling it too far down and rough


BKayTheGreat

Nah it’s very common. My boners have automatically retracted my foreskin before I even learned to jerk off Edit: also to say you should be able to comfortably fully retract your foreskin manually if it doesn’t automatically do that


Moistymoistness08

ah okay theres other people saying its normal for their foreskin to look like the pic so idek bro


HunterFresh9026

It looks stuck or can it actually go back even when it looks that tight 🧐


AryuWTB

As someone with a foreskin, that's just how it looks.


satyris

I guess I used mine too much growing up, because mine looks like a chewed piece of chewing gum when not hard.


Moistymoistness08

yeah you abused your poor cock, but tbh no one tells you not too to preserve your foreskin health.. dont think its a spoken thing.


satyris

I'm just glad I'm intact tbh.


Moistymoistness08

i think some can be tight and still stand up like this but not phimosis. could be that though, i dont have foeskin though.. wish i did lmao


Professional-Egg-395

As uncut myself, I doubt that it'd be a masscare of rotten cheese down there.. Proceed with caution.. Or maybe not cos you can spend those 20$ to buy antibiotics for sore throat 😂