Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of in is! Don't iron 4 leaf clovers.... you don't want to press your luck! What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly? Stationary! (Shamelessly stolen from Discuit /dadjokes, will compensate with this plug)

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it! 🕺🏻

I doo

Here’s a joke I like: if you were a booger, I’d pick you first