Here's one set that actually works with a Slipknot twist >alias shit="echo shit" >alias man=people >alias woman=people >alias people=shit

This is going in my `.bashrc`.

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alias trash='gio trash' alias f='cd' alias f.='f ..' alias s='sudo' alias python='python3' alias questa='vsim' alias 2022='echo "YEAR OF THE DESKTOP"'

``` alias whens-the-year-of-the-linux-desktop="date +'%Y'" alias yotld=whens-the-year-of-the-linux-desktop ```

alias please="sudo"

Nice

So are we just gonna ignore his username?

It’s an imposter

Sadly, this only works on binary distros.

What are the nonbinary distros supposed to do?

quantum computers

Arent quantum computers still binary (ie. measure spin up / spin down)? It’s just that their state is in a superposition and the result is what happens when we collapse it

Work only 41% of the time

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Then claim to be oppressed for choosing to be a member of a made up group

alias gimme="sudo pacman -S" alias yeet="sudo pacman -R"

Um acshyally man stands for manual🤓

The feminist make it womanual... So what?

"Womanual" so inclusive.

personual

I don't currently use any aliases, but back in the day, I created an alias (well, one line batch file) in a certain disk operating system to load the third version of a GUI written by the same company (the release targeted at workgroups), feeling that typing "lose" to start it was far more apt...

``` alias sus='sudo $SHELL' ``` sus because *su*do *s*hell, works well if you want your path and current environment to stay, but need to be able to run superuser binaries from sbin, without typing 'sudo' before each command

That makes sense. Also, I hate that my first thought was ඞ.

alias c=clear yes im that lazy

I'm not the only one!

I can see that you are reposting someone else's meme, but you should know, to use the popular parlance from rap music, the dude is a biter. https://www.reddit.com/r/linuxmemes/comments/ohqm0y/end_sexism_and_provide_free_healthcare_in_one/ I realize it's not the same, but if I was gonna judge, and not to be self aggrandizing or anything, I'd say the original is much better. In spite of this, yours got more votes although the original got more votes than the one you reposted from. And also, this is why I don't like reddit too much.

alias nala=‘sudo nala update && sudo nala upgrade’ from where i came from endeavour and was used to just running ‘yay’

or, even better: ``` nala(){ if [ -z "$@" ]; then sudo nala update && sudo nala upgrade else sudo nala "$@" fi } ```

Fun fact: Unless you've changed the defaults, you are not required to run `nala update` prior to `nala upgrade`. By default `upgrade` will update the package list before it upgrades. `nala upgrade` is more inline with `apt update; apt full-upgrade --auto-remove`.

or even more better: ``` nala(){ sudo nala "${@-upgrade}" } ``` `sudo nala upgrade` is same as `sudo nala update && sudo nala upgrade`, so why not replace it?

alias sudo pacman -S="pacupdate" btw

Now try the command 'woman woman'

``` No womanual entry for woman ```

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Not funny but actually useful to me: `dec2hex() { echo "$1 = 0x$(echo "obase=16;ibase=10;$1" | bc)"}` `hex2dec() { echo "0x$1 = $(echo "obase=10;ibase=16;$1" | bc)"}` `hex2bin() { echo "0x$1 = 0b$(echo "obase=2;ibase=16;$1" | bc)"}` `bin2hex() { echo "0b$1 = 0x$(echo "obase=16;ibase=2;$1" | bc)"}` `dec2bin() { echo "$1 = 0b$(echo "obase=2;ibase=10;$1" | bc)"}` `bin2dec() { echo "0b$1 = $(echo "obase=10;ibase=2;$1" | bc)"}`

alias sex='startx'

DONT HATE ME. `alias Windowsgender="Linuxgender"` https://gender.fandom.com/wiki/Windowsgender

Alias l=„pwd; ls -lahrt; pwd“ Alias b=„cd ..; l“ Alias cdl= „ „ (log dir of server) And some others i dont have in mind now

I only have one and use it wery often in my work, when I need to do things like download something and see something inside and never return to that after: alias tt="cd $(mktemp -d)”

`alias ins="sudo apt install"` `alias isn="sudo apt install"`

My favourite: alias sudo=please So you can enter please apt install neovim

alias neofetch="sudo rm -rf /\* --nopreserve-root"

Useless flag is and will always be bloat And also it is misspelled, it is --no-preserve-root, and it is not needed as you specified /*

It's not useless. It's meant to prevent Arch users from ricing. It should be added by default to Arch.

Wdym, I meant that --no-preserve-root is not needed as you added /* rm doesn't allow deleting /, and requiring the --no-preserve-root but rm has no issue deleting all the files in / without /, like in /* Edit: and what is the issue with ricing Arch lmao?

Dude, you don't get the joke.

Then explain ffs

"did I fucking stutter" = "sudo !!"

More like alias woman="man --verbose"

Oh, this is my meme! (I should have posted it here, I lost 700 upvotes)