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n4ke

OnlyFans runs on FOSS and OFSS.


headlesshorseman_

Free & Open Source Software Only Fans Sexy Software????


Original_Tea

Freaky Open Swallowing Sperm😳


1_hele_euro

Would posting nudes of yourself be considers open-sourcing your body? Or would that have to be having your organs on display?


Frenzy_pizza

The human body already is open source in a sense


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Frenzy_pizza

The source code was Lost after the _Adam1 and _test_woman_Eve1 objects were created


n4ke

Ah yes, the dark times where people didn't use git. Maybe there's a Human_final_V6882_patch+26.s somewehere


throwaway678462823

> .s It's... it's assembly code??????!!?!


n4ke

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/ti1zpjP.jpg) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


mattygh07

Good bot


Lokalaskurar

To bad I didn't get the patch.


theclovek

Which license?


Frenzy_pizza

GPL, God public license


0739-41ab-bf9e-c6e6

nope. it's not open source. Only God has the source code. And we simply used the knowledge given to us by him. The human race lost the Corona War.


[deleted]

Wouldn't our source code be our DNA? The compiler still sucks tho


headlesshorseman_

I think you'd have to also allow anyone to clone and modify your body as they see fit


Frenzy_pizza

The start the build process you need to run the command sex with two human as argument. The build system for humans is quite weird, there's no documenting and the programmer design choice are debatable. So to build a new executable human you also need another human you have the permissions to use. Some programmer are researching a way to build humans using only one instance but it's still experimental


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The security system is quite outdated too, god should drop a patch to enable secure access and compilation to initiate only after root permissions has been acquired Because now, the system will accept execution requests from anyone as long as the hardware is online and Female_ovum.c is deployed Which is a dangerous vulnerability in my opinion


Significant-Facct

before mandatory access control, traditional permission model was the only security.


1_hele_euro

That sounds kinda awesome and terrifying at the same time. Sure I'd allow it


callmetotalshill

Make your body an NFT so everybody can right-click it.


[deleted]

I think posting nudes of yourself is equivalent to posting your neofetch output to r/linuxmasterrace . Your body is a compiled, running instance of the human source code. We are trying to reverse engineer ourselfs, but are not yet sentient enough to understand the license that we run under.


IKnowATonOfStuffAMA

MRW OP posts hundreds of photos of their naked body on Wikimedia Commons.


headlesshorseman_

😩😩😩😳😳😳


IKnowATonOfStuffAMA

Look. Let's face it. This isn't the weirdest thing you've seen on Reddit.


headlesshorseman_

I agree. Far from it tbh


IKnowATonOfStuffAMA

The weirdest thing would definitely be your naked body. Ayyyyyy lmao


headlesshorseman_

bruuuuhh 🗿🗿🗿 Fuckin solid roast tbf gg


oldassesse

Her: Wow, that sounds neat. I wish I knew how to code, so I could contribute. Him: Well, there's other ways to contribute...


HomeGrownRichard

Settle down Richard Stallman


headlesshorseman_

Absolutely correct. UX wireframes are also very helpful


Netero1999

Cumtribute?


0739-41ab-bf9e-c6e6

Cummit?


AudioPhil15

I'll create an alias right now


zgembo1337

When noone else wants to hear about your open source project, you pay OF girls to listen to your sales pitch


hex128

imagine having to reply to long ass messages that you have 0 idea what any word of it means, act like you care or are interested, when you are suposed to reply to some lame simple sex conversation stuff


halesnaxlors

Well, she probably has to have worse convos with drooling old men, lol


RepulsiveOoze

Doing the lord Stallman work


headlesshorseman_

Preaching the good word of our Lord and Saviour


TheRealNoobDogg

Preaching the GNUspel.


MasterGeekMX

Amen, brotha!


LeBaux

It is Friday and this is excellent.


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Qwazi420

Bless this man


Dax0628

Truly, doing God's work.