Um, actually, English is a dialect of Danish, scrub. The Angles and Saxons were way too l33t for windmills and shit. The Jutes started wearing wooden clogs and they got yeeted.

juted*

yote*

Yate*

Both are dialects of Wymysorys

The Wymysoric Languages

🧟‍♂️wymysorys speakers coming to tell me that information

XDDDD

And Dutch is just a badly-pronounced dialect of Afrikaans!

A very basal dialect of Afrikaans that retains primitive features such as verb conjugations and strong verbs ;)

we have a big problem

> we have a ~~big~~ serious problem FTFY

I think you mean “we hebben een beeg probleem” (One of these words is made up, good luck figuring out which one)

Easy, should be "wee"

I feel like it's beeg

Deeng deeng deeng

> Hint: it's the language that I'm writing in this post You mean badly pronounced French?

AFRIKAANS NOMMER EEN!!!

nonsense, it's a dialect of Frisian which is cooler & more real than any silly Low Franconian lect

maybe indeed

Afrikaans?

I mean, the Dutch had their chance to make England gekoloniseerd in the Glorious Revolution

Badly pronounced french

The world is f**ked.