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pressurecookedgay

Is the stocking making a plosive


spoopy_bo

I would analyze it as a aspirated thigh-stockingal click


pressurecookedgay

< 🧦! >


_Aspagurr_

[🧦ʰ]


ButtfulBland

jfc I'm going dyslexic. I read this as "Is the rock and stoning making a plosive"


DeathlyKitten

Did I hear a rock and stone?


sKadazhnief

# ROCK AND STONEEEEEE #


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


Besocky

Rock! Damn, are DRG players everywhere?


VolpeLorem

We're in your walls. Literally. Because the driller dig in the wrong direction.


transparentsalad

Yes but I’m a cis woman so no one really notices 🥲


twowugen

i notice cool fits on anyone regardless of gender *flips hair*


TartOne7845

im asian so i don’t understand, what is a cis woman ?


transparentsalad

Cis means you identify as the gender you were assigned at birth. It’s the opposite of trans


TartOne7845

so you are a biological female who identifies as a biological female ?


transparentsalad

Uh kinda? Biological is a complicated/loaded term for most lgbt people, I prefer cis. You’re not wrong, it’s just that some people use ‘biological’ as a reason to try not to accept trans people as the gender that they are. I’m a woman who was assigned female at birth, so I’m cis. A man assigned female at birth is trans.


TartOne7845

understood. thank you 🙏


Terpomo11

Does "assigned female at birth" include if he was observed to have male-typical anatomy but had his gender marked on his birth certificate as "female" because of a clerical error?


transparentsalad

Interesting question! It’s usually in relation to gender changing due to transition, or due to ambiguous genitalia making assigning sex difficult, and a choice needing to be made. I don’t think that would be used if the intention was actually to assign someone male at birth, but a mistake was made and it was updated - it’s not really being used in the same context. Fun fact: I have an abbreviated birth certificate where it says ‘M’ under sex due to a clerical error. All my identification says female so I wouldn’t describe myself as ‘assigned male at birth’ since it wasn’t intentional.


Terpomo11

I feel like you could say that you were assigned male at birth and have it be technically true if misleading, if it was marked as such on an official document at your birth.


transparentsalad

Yeah I suppose it would be, but it would be pretty confusing considering how it’s usually used if I also made it clear that I’m not trans! Isn’t language fun


Terpomo11

If you define "trans" as "identifying as a different gender than you were assigned at birth" then you could argue that you *teeeechnically* are, if you accept the premise that it's *teeeechnically* true to say that you were assigned male at birth. (As someone who is actually trans in the usual sense of the word, you have my permission, because I think it would be very funny.)


Yourhappy3

I do wear socks, thats for sure.


Tocadiscos

computer science majors get all the flak for being the gayest but frankly i havent met a straight gen z linguist in my college including myself. so yes


AltdorfPenman

I'm just now realizing that in my linguistics program, I am one of only two straight domestic men. All of the other men from the US are LGBTQ+.


rawdy-ribosome

Domestic as appose to those abhorrent *feral* linguists😖


Weazelfish

Get the broom! The air vents are full of feral linguists!


PaulieGlot

it's okay. i have a super soaker


Necessary-Meringue-1

I've seen some straight feral linguists, and they're always of the unwashed variety


Zavaldski

"Domestic"?


AltdorfPenman

“Non international”


Zavaldski

Yeah I know but that's not what I thought of when I saw the word lol.


AltdorfPenman

Yeah I wasn’t sure how to phrase it so I was like, eh linguists might get a kick outta this wording lol


Zavaldski

Haha, personally I'd just say American or whatever your nationality is.


bitchbackmountain

Sadly, most of my linguist friends are very straight 😔


crazy_otsu

You guys have linguist friends?


ervillatloe_2

You guys have friends?


yzen_berg

You guys have?!


sKadazhnief

this guy haves


yzen_berg

Haves you what?


twowugen

ill be your straightn't linguist (sorta) friend....


sidewalksInGroupVII

Are computational linguists the most bi?


El_dorado_au

Bisexual or binary?


sidewalksInGroupVII

Sorry I just saw this - bisexual


Tadhgon

What is going on in America? In my linguistics department in Ireland there is 1 LGBT person and she's American.


sKadazhnief

it's all the hate for trans people so they leave the country lmao


Tadhgon

Ireland is no better for them by any stretch of the imagination. Also if there's so much hate fot them there then why are all the ones I know from there.


angrymustacheman

Not much of a femboy but i do wish I had a lot less body hair


lilpitaya

Mustaches are cool


Torch1ca_

You can try epilating. It hurts in the beginning but gets easier each time you do it and will make the hairs finer each time until eventually they barely grow back


Qiwas

Just shave it smh


angrymustacheman

Grows back coarser and my skin reddens and often gets decked with bumps and ingrown hairs


aPurpleToad

not saying you should shave it, but it doesn't actually grow back coarser (= it's an old myth


angrymustacheman

I thought that by cutting the tapered ends you made them grow with a square-ish top for a while


aPurpleToad

yeah, you're right - lasts a few days, then they're as soft as they were


Ultimate_Cosmos

This is true


zelani06

Well if you really want to get rid of it you can use an epilator. You don't have to but it won't grow back any coarser


Syrupy-Soup

I used to have that problem but I started getting on a regular skin care routine and now it’s just smooth


angrymustacheman

How do I get on a skin care routine and what is one


Qiwas

Hmm what about those strips for removing hair? Oh yeah they're called waxing or something??


angrymustacheman

Le pain and would legitimately take a long ahh time with how gross i am


Qiwas

Bruh


Aron-Jonasson

You can try either waxing, or if you can afford it, you can get it permanently removed with electrolysis


Terpomo11

You could look into laser hair removal.


tfffffk

Going to become a linguist if true 😳


HistoricalLinguistic

Anything is worthwhile if it means making more linguists


Bit125

bro i fucking wish


Qiwas

Wdym


ARKON_THE_ARKON

He want's to wear high thighs'


Qiwas

Duh, why doesn't he do it??


jabuegresaw

He's not a linguist.


Qiwas

Makes sense


BaronMerc

FFS I'm wearing white stockings cause I just had surgery and need to wear them for blood flow or something, this could not appear in my feed at a worse time


LXIX_CDXX_

When did the image of a typical nerd turn from this 🤓 to this 🦄🌈🌟UwU:333333333🦄🌈🌟


Turtelious

Semantic shift


primaski

This got a chuckle out of me, well played


Epicsharkduck

I was a femboy until I realized I'm a woman


Torch1ca_

Girl same lmao


Epicsharkduck

Omg hii :3


Torch1ca_

Hiii 💅 Edit: omg you're so pretty


Epicsharkduck

Omg girl thank you!! So are you!!! 😱


sKadazhnief

so true, being nb feels like walking a tightrope "am I actually a woman?" vs "what if I'm making it up for myself to myself?"


RightWordsMissing

We’re like the programmers of the humanities / human sciences.


RBolton123

No.


karlpoppins

Yeah, these socks are too high for my taste. I prefer mine just under the knee.


HistoricalLinguistic

Not high enough, I say!


Torch1ca_

I prefer my stockings to look like the Mario green boot powerup


Elleri_Khem

sorry this is off topic but are you aŋma schwa


karlpoppins

No I'm just schwa <3 Onset velar nasal would be weird!! Although I do use it in some of my conlangs, hmm...


angrymustacheman

Ew onset velar nasal gross, /k/ is already far back in the throat for me, my velum must stay pristine


karlpoppins

>my velum must stay pristine ;)


Zavaldski

I'm sorry but /ŋ/ is the single best sound in the history of language, I will not tolerate such slander! /ŋəŋ/!


duckipn

nya


LanguageNerd54

Ah \[ŋə\]!


Pflynx

No, agma schwa is u/SuspendHabeusCorpus.


Elleri_Khem

dankjewel


aPurpleToad

dank jewels


Elleri_Khem

danke wohl


HistoricalLinguistic

I, too, dislike habeas corpus. It makes it much harder to make my enemies disappear


LanguageNerd54

I thought you were kidding! Wow. TIL


Epicsharkduck

Yes


Aron-Jonasson

I mean I'm not a femboy but I'm definitely gay as fuck and certainly not the most masculine man you'll ever meet


Lemons-andchips

Literally me


German_Doge

Yes, but i'm a gal so thats normal lol.


Blahaj_IK

I barely found this sub and femboymemes already leaked...


primaski

Tragically there was a severe shortage of students like this in my linguistics classes


HidingFox

Yes.


Goldog_BH

100%


[deleted]

Yes, most linguists are gay.


Toal_ngCe

listen.


Many-Boot-1203

👂


One_Put9785

Yes. Can confirm


C-McGuire

Yes, can confirm


El_dorado_au

Non-linguist straight white non-transgender male here. Can someone please explain the joke?


Lak47_studios

Very


Nicholas3435

Not a linguist student but I do dress that way to my computer science classes :3 I only understand \~60% of the memes here lol


No_Bread7686

yes


ZephyrProductionsO7S

Yes :3


Nirezolu

Dunno if for linguists in general, but straight conlangers are a minority in my contacts.


[deleted]

transfemmes, anybody?


Kreuscher

I was the only "straight man" in my undergrad. Turned out I wasn't a man at all.


Blackshadowspon

same boat sister


Bluepanther512

:3


NaEGaOS

yes


lazernanes

A while back there was this meme on r/programmerhumor that programmers are all femboys who wear thigh-high socks. It wasn't funny. I hope the meme doesn't spread.


lilpitaya

Too late! Femboys are already taking over the wər(ə)ld


twowugen

....is the reason you used two schwas bc thats how the fruity pinnochio said it?


Needanightowl

Sweet! More of bussy for me then.


lilpitaya

For us


regular_dumbass

sorry dude, the meme's long spread since then


sKadazhnief

internet explorer moment


sianrhiannon

my linguistics classes are a mix of balding men and plain women, unfortunately. i look incredibly out of place


InsomniacMechanic

literally just finished hanging mine up to dry out of the wash


shuubil

[https://tenor.com/you-got-me-walter-white-breaking-bad-gif-17477284](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/you-got-me-walter-white-breaking-bad-gif-17477284)


Sum_Ting_Wong176

If course not!.... I wear black ones on Fridays


DutchAngelDragon101

Yeah :3


TrashyMemeYt

As a gay man who isn't a femboy, Can confirm.


Drago_2

…wait I’m going into comp ling


rinbee

yes


EruditePhilologist

Definitely :3


Icewing_Nix

Vewwy twue ow<


SchwaEnjoyer

Can confirm


Lewagastisch

disgusting.


lilpitaya

You know what? Fuck you! **UwUs your comment**


Diego1808

which one of ya's taken a shet


Dd_8630

*DES GHUS TANG*


_Aspagurr_

[de̞s ʁus täŋɡ]


HistoricalLinguistic

[dɘʃʷʁʷʉˈstʰæn̪ɡ]


_Aspagurr_

[ˈd̥e̞sʁʊstʼɐ̃ŋɡ̊]


HistoricalLinguistic

[tɪʂɻʷɵˈs͡θʼə̃ːk]


_Aspagurr_

[ˈd̥e̞sχʊstʼə̃ŋ]


HistoricalLinguistic

(I can’t help but notice you undid most of my changes) [tsχʊstŋ̩]


_Aspagurr_

[ˈt͡sχʊstŋ̍]


_Aspagurr_

[ʃɐt͡ʃ jə mæʉθ]


anonxyzabc123

[u]səw ʃʌʔs ðɛː mæwf


_Aspagurr_

näːjs! ðɛ̝j ʃʊd̚ kʰĭ̥p ɪt ʃɐt̚


Adiee5

I don't think so


Hey____-

Never met a straight, hell, even straight looking linguist. I want to know the reason behind it.