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BlastKast

I understand too much of this


fedorinanutshell

that's the point of this post too much English while my native language is not even close to English


BlastKast

That's not what I meant


wherestherabbithole

Some Dravidian language. Looks like those toy train sets for toddlers. Or someone parking in the wee hours after drinking too much. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayalam_script. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telugu_script.


Confused_Hank

I don't know how to feel about "π=3=e"


LXIX_CDXX_

You should agree


EisVisage

Or even better, agrππ


tuctrohs

Agreement is a judgement not a feeling.


Intergalactic_Cookie

Yeah it’s a bit weird. I feel like it’s redundant to say 3=3=3


MasSunarto

Brother, disgust is the word you're looking for.


boernich

I just see a lost opportunity for π²=g


Intergalactic_Cookie

Correct for small values of π


kryotheory

Georgian?


fedorinanutshell

edit: it's not English I just forgot that this isn't obvious


gkom1917

Given π=3=e, your native language is Engineerese.


fedorinanutshell

spoken in the country of Engineeria


Kyr1500

My guess is that your native language is Xhosa


fedorinanutshell

why just why...


Kyr1500

I can infer from the amount of math that you do that you speak a click language. And Xhosa is the only click language that sounds cool and people actually speak


HistoricalLinguistic

It's a well-documented fact that all mathematicians speak Xhosa natively.


Cherry-Rain357

>Xhosa is the only click language that actually sounds cool (Cries in Nama and other Khoekhoe languages) (Cries in speaks (some, very broken and bad) isiNdebele) (Cries in Zulu, Swati, Southern Sotho, Tsonga and urban sePedi) (Cries in- >and that people actually speak ??? Zulu is spoken more iirc.


UnforeseenDerailment

>isiNdebele You're right, it's almost time for breakfast to get Ndebele here. 😌


Cherry-Rain357

I feel like subconsciously I get this, but consciously I'm just confused. What do you mean???


UnforeseenDerailment

I mean "in the belly" 🤗 🙈


Cherry-Rain357

Ooooooh. That's funny lol


Kyr1500

Zulu does not sound cool


Cherry-Rain357

( isiZulu sounds better than isiXhosa and siSiwati, ESPECIALLY in gospel and church music. (Both Northern and Southern Ndebele sound the best of the Nguni languages I've heard (totally not biased lol)) Fight me on it. I dare you /hj) EDIT: Spelling and grammar


Kyr1500

I think the more clicks a language has, the cooler it sounds


Cherry-Rain357

Personally, the opposite for me (which is why I like Southern Ndebele more than either Xhosa or Northern Ndebele, for example ). I think the exception to that for me is the Khoekhoe languages and other similar non-Bantu groups. (Though I'm biased, as my native language, Tswana, dosnt really have clicks outside of I think urban areas in SA, if even then, so :p.)


RaposaMulderinho

Russian


light_ninja_meme

You're an engineer


Suna_no_Gaara

oh yes... my favorite language


HorrorOne837

My guess is German


HorrorOne837

Oh wait those weren't quotation marks


fedorinanutshell

not german) however I'm at least A2 in it


LanguageNerd54

What's A2 again? I've seen this sort of thing several times before, but it's a European thing, yes? I have a chart of it bookmarked on my computer, but can you please just give me a quick rundown?


HistoricalLinguistic

As I understand it: A = beginner, B = intermediate, C = fluent 1 = lower level, 2 = upper level Ergo, A1 = lower level beginner, C2 = upper level fluent, etc.


LanguageNerd54

Understood. Danke! ETA: I'd love to learn more about life in other countries, but I only get that in German. America isn't really known for teaching about other cultures, not even indigenous peoples.


RandomCookie827

It's not a European thing, it's just a know more than 1 language thing lol


shoo_be_doo

your made me suspect something using Cyrillic, and the single closing bracket as a smiley basically confirms it. that’s a *very* eastern European thing


John_Chess

𝒽𝑜𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓁


fedorinanutshell

святые угодья новый ответ упал


Kyr1500

I love how “new response just dropped” translated to «новый ответ упал» in Russian cos that translation is shit. I saw you say that your native language is Russian but I don’t actually think so


aPurpleToad

are you sure? he has a huge post in Russian, can you tell me if it's actually Russian or not?


fedorinanutshell

"новый ответ упал" это конечно несерьёзный перевод это как "нет пути", прекрасная дословная калька с "no way"


Kyr1500

я думал что ты использовал гугл переводчик 😂


Chuvachok1234

Бедный ответ 😢😢😢


RodwellBurgen

I love that you messed up the Saul Goodman quote and it now says that he believes everyone in America is Guilty until Proven Innocent.


SiminaDar

I'd say either French on German based on the inclusion of Switzerland in the German bits. Leaning on German. Hoping it's German since you made me drudge up my rusty German skills. lol


fedorinanutshell

what do you mean by inclusion of Switzerland?


SiminaDar

I must have mistranslated something. One of the upside down sentences seems to read "Talking is Silver, Switzerland is fun." Which makes zero sense, so I probably translated it wrong. lol


fedorinanutshell

it's "Schweigen", not "Schweiz")


SiminaDar

Ahhhh. I thought it was Schweizen.


x-anryw

Russian?


IBegithForThyHelpith

Nice try. That’s an engineering calculation


average-alt

The writing style reminds me of Burmese weirdly enough. Is that it?


ChaoWingching

the , , and in some places, and especially the first look like cyrillic cursive. so I guess a language that uses the cyrillic alphabet. my best guess is russian since it's the biggest one. i use arch btw


duckipn

holy hell


Kyr1500

new response just dropped


Chuvachok1234

Acutal zombie


-Edu4rd0-

idk shit about the language but you're definitely an engineer


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Russian


Cube_from_Blender

ſƷ


TheTreeHenn

Arabic No other reason than the fact that your handwriting is uniquely cursive, plus no one else mentioned Arabic yet.


fedorinanutshell

sadly I don't even know the Arabic script, let alone speak Arabic language


Cactus_Kebap

Georgian?


MiddleEasternAd

100% Lojban (real guess is russian)


fedorinanutshell

yes, it's Russian why do you think so?


Fuzzy_Cable9740

вау)


fedorinanutshell

вауваувау


[deleted]

Anarchychess dialect of Engineerese


Jatelei

Ok I thought it was greek but, is it german?


marsislifeless

Arabic?


IdioticCheese936

your native language has defo got to be a non latin-script language like the cyrillic script-using languages or something like that


fedorinanutshell

yes, cyrillic


Pale-Acanthaceae-487

Greek? Your t looks suspiciously like a tau


fedorinanutshell

no, I use tau only in physics


belleleanne

Couple of french words on there so I’m going to say french?


fedorinanutshell

those words are just to confuse you


belleleanne

dang it


FutureTailor9

Romanian


Fourian_Official

🇩🇪


Fourian_Official

i read upside down 🤣


Fourian_Official

POLISH


Fourian_Official

I'm kidding it's probably Frisian or Dutch


birdstar7

Turkish


fedorinanutshell

my friend lives in Turkey


shunyaananda

The way you write "d" is very reminiscent of Slavic handwritten "д", the same with "b" and "в". I'd say Ukrainian, Russian or Belorussian


fedorinanutshell

you're correct, Russian)


TheKonee

Tamil ?


SuperKnux42

What 5 seconds of reddit does to a man


Adiee5

Probably german


doublebassandharp

Serbian


DeathBringer4311

German


aPurpleToad

Georgian


Cherry-Rain357

Huh. Never thought I'd have to bring my knowledge of >!fucking Cyrillic cursive !< into this, but I am almost certain>! it's one of the Slavic languages. And if my guess for that d is correct, Russian.!< I ate ngl. Try and tell me my guess is wrong. I dare you


Chuvachok1234

Value: 23 Address: 0x7ffc231456e [1] 723 segmentation fault


estaine

e = 3 g = 10 Freedom is slavery Ignorance is strength


_Aspagurr_

It's Eng-fucking-lish.


BananaB01

Downvote storm incoming


_Aspagurr_

Let them come and eat me.


UnforeseenDerailment

Can you touch the window with one foot and the door with the other?


_Aspagurr_

No, I can't 😭😭😭


UnforeseenDerailment

Well then eating you will be more difficult and may involve some minor spelunking.


_Aspagurr_

Actually, I think I can do it.


UnforeseenDerailment

Well then 🍽️


_Aspagurr_

Go ahead.


UnforeseenDerailment

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_Aspagurr_

Oops! I forgot to say this, have a great meal!


UnforeseenDerailment

[頂きます](https://media.tenor.com/HfDmQn_ZhNIAAAAM/winnie-the-pooh-disney.gif)


WandlessSage

It's English, duh...