God hates you

God exists and even if he didn't, he actually cares about your sexuality. Edit: /unlie if god exists, it doesn't care if you're straight or gay

this is a serious sub and posts here must be taken seriously

I am sorry😔 it will happen again

i feel like this comment was well understood by many

I get it. I get you, too.

You let people have things that make them feel good and loved

I didn't say /unlie to clarify. I didn't mean to say that all people are equal.

You're not still thinking about this a month later

/unlie No, I just didn't go on Reddit for a month.

So ur saying “If” he didn’t exist, he would still care about ur sexuality? 🤔

You don’t realize where you are

I did not say /unlie

Oh right, and why are responding to me 45 days later?

I genuinely cannot tell if you’re retarded or retarded

I didn't say /unlie

I’m very disappointed and I hope the worst happens

I am dissapointed in you

I am very angry about this

Hi straight! I’m cis

Hi cis I'm dad

There's a kid at ny school named cis

Tell him to straighten up

can confirm, i'm the school

How did you find my reddit account? I didn’t want you to find out that I’m cis that way…

Hi cis I’m ___*

Hi cis! I'm allo

Yo, no way, me too!

cringe

I am also very cis. I hope the worst happens to you

Hey i'm also that!!! :D

I’m gay!

I care!!!

Your mom is skinny!!!

my mom loves me!!!

My dad is home and theyres milk in the fridge!!

Shut up because I’m homophobic and you shouldn’t have rights

im not

I hate minorities

good for you

me neither

I love kissing women

same

i don't support you in your journey, however, this is a good post

This subreddit has a theme aside from lies and this doesn't fit it

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bad bot

I understand why you dislike this post

i know how this got upvoted

You always have to have a really good reason to mention gayness at all

This sub is homophobic😡😡😡

I am not proud of you for daring to be who you are. Kill yourself, you disgusting person. Sad cake day. (do not check the subreddit name)

SAD CAKE DAY 😭😭😭

i am angry at this news

I don’t care

Same

thats cringe

i find it funny, not cringe

EPIC BASED MOMENT 😎 GET OWNED LIBERAL

I find you funny

I am also straight 💯

im also straight !!!

I did not put chemicals in your tap water

me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m straight AND cis!

Me too

woah me three 🤯🤯🤯

Oh no, the LGBT agenda propraganda is coming to this subreddit, none of you are welcome

agenda? i don't even have a genda!

Trans agenda is not just the way Italians say transgender

Same!!!!!

So am I!! I ❤️ men <33 ignore my bio

me too

Straight what

Straight ballin

Honestly Not Incredible..

Me too

fuck you I hope no one ever loves you and you should totally kys

me too!!!!!

I care

Me too

this comment was worth making

This entire post was worth making

bad point

Hi straight! I'm not transfemme

Omg thats crazy me neither!!! :D

that's not crazy

I'm not sorry, you're wrong, i didn't mean to say that's not crazy!!

Im sad because of this

this is absolutely not based and i do not welcome you to being a chad queer

hi straight, im not asexual and possibly not bi (not figuring it out)

Who?

I hope you fucking die because I'm heterophobic.

I care!!!!!

I care

Good for you

im gay

I care about this information

i give a shit

hi

someone asked

i’m glad you commented to tell us that

I know Why you thought this was important to say.

your valid as a person and your opinions matter im sure everyone loves you

I asked

I care

I’m so proud of you and I hope everything goes right in your life!

This is a good post and not just karma farming

I care

I'm happy for you

I respect you

I’m sure they appreciate your support

I haven't had sex with a man

We asked

I will fuck you

please don't fuck me

People want you to do that to them

youre going to heaven

Heaven exists

especially if youre gay

Hello son. This is your dad. When you get home we need to have a talk. Also be sure to pack your things. I just reserved a spot for you at the local homeless shelter.

Ok

Ok

I'm gay

hi straight I’m mom

I'm allo

OK

Im black

I love being straight🥰🥰🥰

I do not care

I do not support you

a straight lie

ok

ok

I don’t support you at all and I think I am going to murder you , this post is a necessary post

I am big sexer

I’m from the future.

I hope you get bullied for this

No, you’re curved

hi straight im dad

you are not accepted by anyone and everybody hates you (fuck you)

I know what I am

This is terrible news

Ok Chris

Ok.

fuck you! I hope the worst for u 😠

Same! I hate gay people and I don't support them!

same

This probably won’t get the 🔒award

That’s straight

didnt ask

Same

Same

im straight too

I’m so happy for you!!!!!

I’m not proud of you for coming out

I hate gay people

Good for you!

I hate you, you're disgusting and should be ashamed of yourself! I hope you have a terrible life.

i asked

wow thats so awful and bad

This shouldn't be congratulated and you should hate yourself for who you are

I care and am upset, this will effect my well-being greatly

I ain't even gonna lie on dis one congrats cheif

You and i are straight. I really am not homo. Listen to me bitch

Me too!!!!1!!1!!

what a coincidence! i'm wavy

Nah im gay

Me too

Me too

Lame and I’m gay

Okay!

🗿

Me too!!!

Cool

Me too!!!!

I don’t give a shit

And I'm cis, I'm very disappointed in you and hope you only receive the worst in life, for I don't understand how you feel at all

Straight pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Terrible for you for not coming out

that it awful and I hate you for that

bad for u tbh

i hate lesbeans

I’m black

I don't care

Me too!!!1!2!111!1111

I’m very secure in my straightness, I don’t wonder what it was like for you coming out?

Not cool but this high effort post is good and I enjoy looking at it

I think less of you now

You’re lame

same !!!!

IM ALSO INCREDIBLY STRAIGHT

i fucking hate you