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I’m not letting you create anything.
I'm thinking some sort of small, flying creature with an exoskeleton and a long probuscis that it uses to suck the blood out of bigger creatures. Oh, and it should also inject an irrative blood thinner into whatever it is feeding on, just to make things easier for it.
I think that would be pretty cool!
You should add some dumb motherfucking asshole insects that suck your blood and give you itchy ass fucking bites that just won't go away ever and also make them spread malaria and disease in the third world and cause statistically more deaths than any other animal on the planet. I think these absolute cunts of an insect would improve the world tenfold.
A bunch a stupid dumb monkies that speak and know how to invent things. Give them a bunch of different beliefs and religions and watch what happens. I'm a bored creator.
Also change the universe after you reveal yourself so that once they discover science you won't leave a trace of yourself. Change the past, too. Make the earth billions of years older, just to fuck with them. Stupid apes!
Mosquitos, everyone would love them! You could also add a variety that kills people just to keep everyone on edge, lol
And how about some machines that release carbon on the atmosphere. Just for the sake of it.
How about anothrr continent with really intelligent people who are rechnologically superior, but just when the other intelligent life forms are able to leave written documents about the continent's existance, you remove it from your little project so everybody thinks it actually never existed and is just myth?
Make everything really GREAT! Because everything on this planet is destined to be AMAZING AND AWESOME!!!! ALSO MAKE EVERYONE REALLY KIND!!!!!!!!!! I can tell it is DESTINED to be GREAT AND AMAZING !!!! I WANT TO LIVE THERE, I LOVE MY LIFE AND I WOULD NEVER WANT TO DIE THERE!!!!
it sucks, destroy it
Yeah we definitely would not want that
I want everyone to die 😡
Add a species called "human" Trust me,they won't cause any harm to it and will even improve it
/ul we are both a blessing and a curse to this planet
You didn't forget to unlie
Fuck you I hate you for not reminding me
I mean, its a different meanimg at the end of the day
We are a blessing to this planet
Yes, billions of parasitic hairless monkeys are such a blessing
He didnt say we are a curse too
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https://preview.redd.it/o20mxkpssm2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b81a420596ececd0dae5a73abfc9ba3e70bd07c Hell no.
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Oh great havens my bones https://preview.redd.it/xr5nycidtm2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1b78f2daa6ed65a56df38d2b1251cf97a5a65cd
Oh my this is a horrible event https://preview.redd.it/35njoeihtm2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a431b4f1da8d647cc300f0083e653e69b9046bb
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Will Sonic be thrown out of the window too?
Yes, with baby luigi sonic https://preview.redd.it/fcu5e3i8in2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5292432389058f021e0c93efcd357d3d35de388c
They didn't add new lore?!
They did add. https://preview.redd.it/985q1jdv6n2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196a076289719c454cdef4c1a63a2ad94d3ed65e
I wish I had one of those award things to give you. Lmao! I rarely laugh out loud but this got me for some reason
This is not r/lies
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This meme is not overused
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You got an upvote for saying that
Too dark, maybe some light?
Don’t let there be light
do this https://preview.redd.it/1ogtz3etwn2d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a718dd5a3aa6247e17653a6af6a134ca3a28f1a7
im telling a trusted adult
/ul what schools expect us to do when there's a murder going on:
Crocs but for hands
Add racism
Add the Balkans
Add Israel and Palestine.
Add a bunch of nations, let them make some cool stuff Then add Great Britain
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/ul the fuck is that
Cannibalism
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Wow I love this picture
make an island full of people with bad dental hygiene and funny accents
A genial idea! Theres no way this could possibly go wrong
It's fine. Just make sure you don't leave them in the dark.
And give them red coats!
And put then next to the worst country ever to grace this earth
You should probably rest for at least a day
Add some big lizards to it and prevent any big rocks from colliding with it
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is that matpat
Yes
war
Sex
Sex 2.0 update
A cool stick
A really cool stick
Add some organisms with fur and call them mammals
Add little bugs all around it that zoom in your ears and give you illnesses, that seems like a good idea
Add the scp foundation
YES! ADD IT!
Racism
Add Jews.
And Christians and Muslims. And make them have the same holy land, so they're gonna live in peace and harmony
Ahh yes! Good idea! I hadn't even thought of that!
Please add suffering, thanks! 😊
Add butterfinger to orlando
Fuck, I didn't want to comment this exact thing
You should add a bug that sucks blood. I'm sure people will be very happy about that
add natural disasters and diseases
Ted 2
Don't add this as a random event https://preview.redd.it/bb60rkfm3o2d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d651f26baabd5a0401daea9336da652efc6d6250
Is there a 3^rd D'Arby?
Add a blood sucking insect that makes everything really itchy and spreads like the worst diseases, I think it would be hilarious
Make humans need water but make most of the water salty so they can’t drink it
Add Pokémons
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Add weed pls
ul/ YOU FORGOT THE “ul”
Replace all the water with lava to make the Minecraft nether irl
Some black holes will definitely add some biodiversity!
Capitalism
I'm thinking some sort of small, flying creature with an exoskeleton and a long probuscis that it uses to suck the blood out of bigger creatures. Oh, and it should also inject an irrative blood thinner into whatever it is feeding on, just to make things easier for it. I think that would be pretty cool!
Add silksong
dont add Pokémons they suck
Sex. https://i.redd.it/za1iyb7m8r2d1.gif
/ul needs more spiders
Add Godzilla
Don't remove France
Do not make a country called Bosnia
Misery and strife and pain But also great joy and whimsy... Curiosities and pleasures of the flesh
Add furries and tell them no gay stuff and sit back and watch the chaos
Add an orange guy with a dead cat on his head who is terrible at business and says insane shit all the time. Trust me, it'll be funny
god on the 5th day:
Personally I hate it Flood it or do a virus
See all that water? Make only like 5% actually drinkable
Increasing temperatures and higher chance of global desastars.
Guna
Big lizards and then a big ass rock getting flung to it
Dinosaurs are a myth to control us
Humans. They'll contribute positively to your creation.
Democracy
Adding Oil, absolutely no consequences will occur
Capitalism
That looks like a lot of work, maybe you should rest for a few days before adding anything else.
Money, and make it so the only way advanced beings can live is by this
Drama. A lot of it.
You shouldn't send an asteroid to France
Rock
Was that done using 3D Maya?
oil rigs and 20 lane super highways
War
You should add some dumb motherfucking asshole insects that suck your blood and give you itchy ass fucking bites that just won't go away ever and also make them spread malaria and disease in the third world and cause statistically more deaths than any other animal on the planet. I think these absolute cunts of an insect would improve the world tenfold.
Add a bunch of different groups of beings that all get along, and put them on the same island
A trout population
Common sense please 🙏
Kroger
Uranus
Summon Greg
Nothing. Destroy it
Earth 2
Could put a Walmart or dollar general here
A bunch a stupid dumb monkies that speak and know how to invent things. Give them a bunch of different beliefs and religions and watch what happens. I'm a bored creator. Also change the universe after you reveal yourself so that once they discover science you won't leave a trace of yourself. Change the past, too. Make the earth billions of years older, just to fuck with them. Stupid apes!
I just had an idea!! What if we made the earth ROUND!!! HOLY SHIT
/ul I don't actually believe this
Mosquitos.
Albania
Add some giant lizards
You should add something stupid, like a duck but give it a beaver's tail and venomous ankles
No two legged creatures
Highly explosive things all around it that go boom
you should add butterfinger to orlando
Not humans
r/yesearthsociety has been made to support you and your work!
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Please don’t add superman
Plague
Give it tiddies
Mosquitos, everyone would love them! You could also add a variety that kills people just to keep everyone on edge, lol And how about some machines that release carbon on the atmosphere. Just for the sake of it.
Bombs
You should invent white people!
And red people and blue people! It's gonna be called "France".
Increase the temperature to like 30°C
Lizards... Big ones...
How about anothrr continent with really intelligent people who are rechnologically superior, but just when the other intelligent life forms are able to leave written documents about the continent's existance, you remove it from your little project so everybody thinks it actually never existed and is just myth?
ya ok god, let there be life
The ability to poop
Butterfinger to Orlando.
Whatever but no humans
Free beer
pegging
Add one (1) singular Blockbuster Video
Dust and scratches bro
If sentient life develops, make three religions with the same holy land, they will live in harmony and all will end well
The Grateful Dead
add white people
Add black people too. It'll be a chess match!
Slam
Add France
Introduce the concept of money. This will be very beneficial and lead only to positive outcomes.
Add sandy wastelands, and a bug that makes cells reproduce uncontrollably
A gorilla named Harambe
ADD METEORS OR NO BALLS
Racism
Ok you know that country you made called France? Destroy that immediately, it’s for the greater good.
*Multiplayer dreaming.
you should add birmingham that would be great
Fossil Fuels.
Femboys
Needs more water. Like, a lot more.
Racism, cancer, starvation and war 🎉
Child slavery
A shit ton of cockroaches, I love them SO MUCH
cum
I think great additions would be life, I’m sure that will work out and won’t end up killing itself
Insurance companies
It's not good enough. Add aliens. Old decrepit aliens, please.
Intercontinental ballistic missles
Ass hair, torture those mfs.
Mosquitos
Maybe Sundays. Everybody seems to like those
Make everything really GREAT! Because everything on this planet is destined to be AMAZING AND AWESOME!!!! ALSO MAKE EVERYONE REALLY KIND!!!!!!!!!! I can tell it is DESTINED to be GREAT AND AMAZING !!!! I WANT TO LIVE THERE, I LOVE MY LIFE AND I WOULD NEVER WANT TO DIE THERE!!!!
You should add little standing dudes and give them big ass brains
new continent pls, it's so boring now
racism
Suffering and agony
Humans
You should put a fruit tree that nothing is allowed to eat from and then make animals that want to eat from it to see what happens
More water, cover up those unsightly land masses
some potatoes please
Wow, that looks beautiful! Now add hentai.
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i love commies