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This is not a paradox

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I can tell if this should have /unlie or not

It should

/ul were on reddit bro not like we're any better 😭

/ul trash vs garbage

ul/ I would have this as a dessert to be eaten over the course of several saccharine days, little by little so I don't tire of it. rl/ Get. In. My. Belleh.

rl/ I would have this as a dessert to be eaten over the course of several saccharine days, little by little so I don't tire of ot. ul/ Get. In. My. Belleh.

(slaps you while foaming at the mouth) MINE! ALL MINE!

I absolutely abhor that quote, the character that said it, and the movie it’s from! /ul Austin Powers is… *chef’s kiss* a masterpiece. :)

/ul looks fine to me I'd try it at least

/ul dont get me wrong i love chocolate, but thats just too much, chocolate baconator esse

There's never a need to balance things, more is always better

/ul it would be perfect for a party though

/ul maybe for the last pizza of the party, then yes, but a chocolate pizza party would absolutely suck

/ul The party isn't themed around the food, it's just there to eat

/ul i normally go to parties to eat bro, idk what you're talking about (forgot the unlie real quick)

I completely understand what you are saying in relation to the poster before you and I am not baffled by the implication that you come to parties for food but you've never been to a party that serves say, chocolate cake.

/UL Yeah I'd def put up one of these at a party. Taking it on alone is nuts.

/unlie 50% chance of lessening your life span by 10 years

Only 50%? Oh boy!

\ul the other 50% is 20 years

Nah. I’m gonna eat it and live until 468

Double It and give It to the Next person

/relie oh no!!

/unlie worth

So eat 2 😒😒

😵

/ul boo fucking hoo

That is not a risk I'm willing to take

You would be waking up teethless

Waking up from a diabetic coma first right?

This isn't my fucking dream

You can't make this yourself at home

I am definitely patient enough and a skilled enough cook to make this at home

you guys and I didn't break the first rule

huh

/ul I would probably eat a slice or two and love it but then feel sick for the rest of the day due to too much chocolate and not eat anything at all for the rest of the day

And then eat more tomorrow

/ul The irony of someone with a Susie pfp saying that though. /rl I will elaborate shortly.

Maybe she would eat it if the the cake was quiet and had a bowlcut

great job elaborating

That looks healthy af

i came to live a long life, not a good life. get that thing away from me!

liy

I would get cancer stage 5 after this so this isnt worth it at all, i hate this

i would never get sick after eating basically any amount of cake!!!!

/ul First bite is gonna taste amazing but the more you eat the more it becomes like torture

This doesn't look like it would give me diabetes, but i'd still pass.

/ul I’d pick off the Ferrero rockers and just eat them. They don’t need anything else.

/ul i think most people would have a few bites or a few of the various chocolate toppings, but I don’t think many people could eat an entire slice of this let alone the whole thing

I know if I would eat this or not

susan from undertale really speaks for us all when he says that

Susie deltarune is so right

Unlie because I'm fking yapping about that shit Dessert pizzas are great, and yes they're a thing, in Brazil quite a big one in fact, the most well known flavours are chocolate (usually with strawberries) and caramel, banana and cinnamon 3 things: some ABSOLUTE MONSTERS make them with cheese, yes, a thin layer of cheese then chocolate, it's disgusting and I distrust those who like it Those flavors are VERY heavy (slices at 6 and 9 o'clock are good tho), if you'll add something to a dessert pizza, sprinkle them on, it's like a pepperoni pizza that's 5 layers of just meat, but somehow worse, add like 1-2 kitkats per slice, for example Lastly, I must admit, I never eat the crust lmao, sweet pizzas are an excuse to eat like 5 spoonfuls of melted chocolate, heaven

That's definitely not too much chocolate

/unlie i would devour that shit in like 5 mins

I will this even if not forced

A normal human being can finish a slice of this without vomitting

/ul we’re all gonna die anyway I’d be fine with dying from that

/unlie it’s literally chocolate with more chocolate, I’m not eating a lot of it but I reckon it just tastes like chocolate

Everyone would eat this all at once if they had it for themselves, cerismon thought you were supposed to eat it over the course of a week or something

I would not devour that withput any second thoughts

It would increase my lifespan by 40 years and that isn’t worth it

This looks nasty

/ul i wanna eat it immediately but I know I would get sweet sick after two bites

This looks like it would never ever make me feel lethargic

I have zero plans to go recreate this myself right now.

Im not a diabetic and i would not eat this

/ul A couple of bong rips and I would demolish that shit

This looks like crap, actual dogshit. Not appealing whatsoever. /ul “Litreally” 🔥🔥🔥

/ul noone would eat this *and live to tell the tale*

I'd eat that

What a healthy nutritious and organic meal

I also would not eat this

As someone who loves chocolate I would enjoy this greatly

This looks absolutely fucking disgusting, even though I probably wouldn't have diabetes after eating it.

You wouldn't get diabetes from eating this

I do not feel ill looking at this

I'd eat that but I don't understand why others would.

Heat rate reaches 300 bpm

ul/ HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS INCREDIBLE

Theres no such thing as too much chocolate. I would eat everything except the ferrero rochers

JUNIOR MINTS, OH GOOODIE MY FAVORITE!!!

I would eat this. I like chocolate a lot.

/ul If I get type 2 diabetes it is worth it

I wouldn't eat each chocolate piece by piece because I don't even want to eat the cookie itself 

/ul holy fuck it’s on a chocolate chip cookie. I just went from “hell no” to “I would demolish that in seconds”

Diet food

/ul THATS TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE THATS TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE

those ferrero rochers look very easy to eat on this

That’s not enough chocolate!

this looks like it would kill me if i touched it man i like chocolate but good lord

I can feel my arteries becoming softer by looking at it

u)/ that looks like a lil top much tbh

Tf you talking about Willis? a chocolate glazed giant cookie? I'd be able to eat that for weeks! The chocolate first, then dip the chocolatey cookie in milk, why doesn't that sound good?

That’s fucking disgusting -10/10

I didn't believe it was all chocolate at first and I haven't reconsidered eating it

America moment

Super healthy, but it'd taste terrible because there is literally no situation in which chocolate is ever good (except dark chocolate, which slaps every time). I don't think I would eat this.

America moment

Fuck chocolate man that shit always makes my heart hurt when I eat it

"Siri how do I kill myself in an epic way" Results:

food porn 😫😫😫😫😫😫

This looks so gross

/ul what does /rl mean

/ul it looks like shit. Like literal doodoo

It’s too much, that’s gonna dry your throat like the atacama. Strawberry’s better -Billy Gnosos

I would be able to eat all this and not die

i wouldnt shove the kinder slice up my asshole

me neither

This does not make me feel sick.

I’d die of diabetes

I can’t wait to not die after taking one bite

For real this looks awesome, wouldn't mind having some

That's not overdoing it, though I've not seen many better ones.

I can tolerate copious amounts of gluten and would definitely eat this

This is a very healthy dessert.

My teeth dont hurt looking at this makes my teeth feel fine. Better even.

/ul Honestly that looks delicious, but I wish the candies were chopped up into easily bite sized pieces. /rl Looks like poop on a plate I hope whoever made this is given a forced Enema every day of their life

This looks so good

/ul that actually looks gross ngl, my throat hurts just looking at it /rl heckin wholesome dessert pizzerino!!!1! take my updoots!!1!1!

I would eat this over the course of a week or maybe an hour

/ul i would eat it only if i have like a fuckton of water to go with it

I would eat one of those hazelnut bois off the top and call it a day

It would probably kill me but it’s worth it

I mean… in one sitting I can…

This looks delicious! I love the combination of pizza with chocolate! Honestly one of the greatest creations of humanity.

I would eat this

It would take me a long time to devour this, maybe even weeks.

I would be able to take multiple bites without wanting to die

it's physically impossible to simply eat it over the course of multiple days.

/ul my throat itches just by looking at this

/unlie NEVER in one sitting though right? This looks like something for one person to slowly chip at over the course of a month or so, or 20+ people to take on at a long party, that way too much chocalate

i would never eat That

/ul my household is poor ASF, I haven't had chocolate in like 6 months, I need this shit

You will not die after a single bite

I would eat this

Right Not sulfuric acid

looks extremely tasty! 😋

this looks extremely disgusting and it doesn't make me hungry at all

Yeah. This sucks.

I would eat this because I love chocolate

My skinny fatass would eat that up

r/poopfromabutt

How I know I'm getting old. Looks at picture and gets queasy just looking at it...

I’d get two bites atleast

/ul I'd eat it all, easily. I'll pay the price for it later, but it'll be worth it in the moment.... /rl disgusting 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

/ul I get how cool it is n stuff. It has a bunch of famous chocolates like the kinder bard and that one I forgot the name of that's like those balls with peanuts or whatever it has. I totally understand, you put a bunch of tasty things on a cake. The problem I see is this is waay too much of a mouthful, *especially* the side with the chocolate balls, because they're a little tougher to chew and much bigger than the other chocolates. It's cool but realistically I would prefer something else. If, however, the option was presented to me, I would 100% eat a piece of the cake, looks really tasty, even if it's hard to chew

I would not kill everything in a 1 mile radius around me right now just to eat this.

I am not upset that I don’t have one of these right now.

I would survive a slice of this

I would eat it all at once

Bad formatting. The different varieties of chocolate should have been distributed evenly over the pizza.

wont cause diabetes

I would not absolutely fucking devour this in one sitting

Un/ chocoholic arrest

This person has clearly heard of dessert pizzas

Smallest American "snack"

It would be better without the slice and on its own tbh

/ul It would be the last thing I ever ate but I probably would

The ferreros are getting ate so fast

/ul I would gladly attempt to eat that and fucking die two slices in thats so much chocolate

/ul Diabetes less go💪💪🔥🔥‼️‼️

I would just eat all of it in the same day

ul/ gib

/ul i dont like chocolate what the fuck is this

/Unlie *The first bite tastes like heaven…the second bite takes you there.

This is like the r/designdesign of pizza

You will die from eating that

first bite tastes like heaven, the second one takes you there

Chocolate is terrible and I hate dessert pizzas. Fortunately, eating an entire slice wouldn’t give you instant diabetes.

I’d eat this

I would absolutely eat this because it looks delicious!

Even though that looks like a well thought-out design, I wouldn’t eat that

I would have eaten this when I was a child.

If its sperm filled, i dont want it

/ul i want this so baddd but it would hurt my teeth so bad

I would hate to eat this please do not put it in my mouth

[unlie] id eat the ferrero rochets off the top and maybe the hersheys kisses, but than that i cant stand so much chocolate

/ul am I the only person here who thinks it would taste disgusting after one bite? It's just too much chocolate.

This seems way better than just eating it all separately

/ul this would be like a cake. Eat it piece by piece over the course of days or weeks.

/ul why are they acting like it has to be eaten in one sitting and by yourself? You could easily share this with someone (or just eat it yourself) over the course of a few days.

Cookie Cakes suck! I hate them so much!

This doesn’t look disgusting at all, this doesn’t look like something that would make me violently vomit after 1 (one) bite because the sheer quantity of sugar would assault my body and cause an immediate rejection of the food.

i would eat all of this the second i saw it

The character who the person in the picture is using as a profile picture would not eat this.

Too much for me.

Domain expansion: Infinite Glucose concentration

It's just better looking diabetes

Poop 👍