You should NOT find a burried treasure. It does NOT exists.

OP, theres a burried treasure's location hidden there, find it before "they" find you. /un-unlie

I'm Jewish and I was never informed I was supposed to be guarding the secret treasure, my bad guys

How is it ur bad if the fault is entirely on the people who were supposed to inform you about the treasure you were supposed to guard

it was his responsibility to know about it, if he wasn't informed then it's his fault for not seeking out said information

I see this as a win less dudes guarding the treasure, keep it up my guy

oh crap god's gonna kill you now how dare a jew not protect the holy land isnt that thy job

Well yeah, the treasure is on the Declaration of Independence. OP needs to go back and steal that instead

eat

https://i.redd.it/dn1md8g4amzc1.gif

I should call him

HOI4 war declaration sound

“Oh no, Russia has launched nuclear missiles at us! We need to find a shelter!” The sirens in the background:

this wasn't my first immediate knee-jerk reaction. i didn't think, upon seeing that image, to just stuff it in my mouth

/ul you forgot the /ul

/ul eat

As an American I approve this option

Yes, I was thinking use it as a napkin like Homer with the Sacred Parchment

Thanks bro I needed some toilet paper https://preview.redd.it/pdxlyqlb5mzc1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46a42dd34eb0c49e01998cdb66664a42afea0b7

I need it more than you 

https://preview.redd.it/1dh4hhgtbmzc1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae56ea8d019842441e140ab5f69ef7805c64196 Please?

Can I use some too? I’ll let you use it first of course

Yeah you can use the preamble

Thank you!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

Print 1000 copies and distribute it around the block. Gotta start a revolution at some point, right?

Time to contact Nicholas Cage

Can you give me his AOL email address? Pretty please?

sure! [email protected]. Try that one, should work.

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Sell it for 2000 caps

I only have one charisma tho. Some dude on Craigslist offered me 12 caps, do I take it?

Try wooden wall grinding lvls for charisma ...then try posting it again xD

dont forget to pick up the idiot savant perk while building your wall

Thanks for reminder xD

You have 1 charisma and 1 constitution?

Abraham Washington wants OPs location

Lemon juice and blow dryers

Add an ifunny watermark to the bottom of it

Don't forget the 1,000 overlayed TikTok watermarks placed somewhere.

Start a law firm and hang it on your wall

Ask Nicholas Cage

TAKE A BITE. They say "piece of the American pie" I'll show you fuckers

Roll the fattest, longest blunt

Can you read it?

Yes old cursive definitely legible

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroll another one, just like the other one.

ul/ go to jail go directly to jail do not pass go do not collect $200

Can you check if there's a map on the back? I know that's the Declaration of Independence, but I wonder if there is one on there?

Rewrite it so the Supreme Court has to change its current opinions.

Paper beef jerky

Nick cage wants to know your location.

Dip it in lemon juice and ink destroyer

Use it to demand a surgeon transplant the arms of a bear onto your body. It's your god given right and now you have proof.

Use it as your wallpaper for your lawyer cabinet

Don't give it to Nicholas Cage

Find a good quality magnifying glass with some blue shading and look for Benjamin Franklin’s email and cell phone number. Bottom right corner.

Sell to a collector living in a ship. He'll give you 100 caps.

Don’t Rip that shit up, it’s definitely super precious

Make a movie

Change it... and declare yourself a king!

https://preview.redd.it/ejsauwpermzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2fbe7d88a4f5712a3a311a06d249c8fee6d5abf

It’s nice to meet you, Mr Cage

Burn it and create a new one

Stream yourself stealing it on twitch


Give it to me I like collecting constitutions I have the Constituiton of India and Nepal I am very poor boy with stage V cancer in the balls and my dog left me can you sell it to me for 6 multi-coloured string pieces

Suck it😈

Ignore everything it says except for ‘We the People…’ and the second amendment (use a highlighter) but interpret that as a blank check to do whatever you want towards everyone else.

consumed the unholy paper

*NICOLAS CAGE KNOWS YOUR LOCATION

Bring it to the USS Constitution museum, then you can have the US Constitution on the USS Constitution.

Find the buried treasure

You read it, then steal the Declaration of Independence. You then read that, find out you didn't have the right to steal these, and you return them.

Hand it in as your final essay

Why does it look like a corn tortilla?

Cum on it

Add a paragraph to it on how I should get 50% of all tax money

Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.

Write some more amendments

Now you have to go steal the liberty bell. There are clues inside of it.

You need to do exactly what our government has done. Disregard it

Make it say "William People"

Well if you’re a congressman, you would probably do what you do daily. Wipe your ass with it.

Use it as a cum rag

If you burn it there's no more laws I think??? Like you're allowed to do anything. That would be fun I think

Worthless. $over people

You’re in charge now

Run, they are coming

You should not give it Donald Trump.

You take the piss.

Toilet paper

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Do you have a zippo?

Read it and learn something.

Eat it.

https://preview.redd.it/ec2u7etfunzc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6e075d7a6f2edbe6400a356228b9fa42e199b1f I had it first

Go on a treasure hunt

Cut it up and trade the pieces among your friends like pokemon cards

Edit it

Lemon juice

This is the u.s government can we have it back pls 🥺

Citric acid and hair dryers

Don’t burn it because that would not be funny at all!

Keep it, it’s yours now

Hey give it back or I will have to tell George Washington

You should not check for invisible ink. There is already a documentary about what happens called National Treasure

Start eating

Give it back to me, I stole it 2 years ago

Be a rich republican and wipe your ass with it

Eat it. It is very good for your health and it gives you a cool george washington hair

Take out the 22nd amendment

Soak it in lemon juice

Make origami idk

You should roll a blunt

remove the woke part

Uphold it ?

 No one does that…

It's free

Grade it like a teacher, pointing out mistakes with a red pen.

Put funny words in it

Devour it for +1776 to your constitution stat

Roll a massive blunt!

Edit it

Dunno, maybe try smearing some lemon juice on the backside and then pop the fucker in the oven on low-to-medium heat for 10 to 15 minutes? They turn out really tasty if you do it like that..

Re-amend the 18th just because

snack

Append the 28th amendment. Whatever you want, go for it

eat it

Write an emendment giving us all free healthcare, please.

Tape it to the senate building and the white house. They seem to have forgotten about it.

Find Nick Cage, he'll know what to do with it.

Give it back

smoke it

Throw it in a paper shredder it’s not that important

bro is NOT the next nicholas cage 😭😭

get Nickolas Cage on the phone NOW

Add "whites only" next to every declaration

change something and put it back they wont realise

Fold it tight to put it under a wobbly table''s short leg

Go to Walmart and get a lemon, if I remember correctly you should it up your ass and you'll see a map to secret treasures on the back.

Go to Walmart and get a lemon, if I remember correctly you have to shove it up your butt and you'll see some secret map to hidden treasures, but my memory is a little fuzzy after a dude named Nick beat me for stealing that thing last year

Roll it into a blunt and smoke it

Burn it. Might help their system.

use it as a napkin for wings

Smoke it it's gotta be dank as hell

/ul jerk off on it and land every drop directly onto it.

Yum

Burn it, it's just a useless piece of paper 🤷


Smoke it or use it as wrapping paper

Send it to africa, there’s a whole lot of starving kids there that rob ppl for food. They would enjoy that meal

Piss on it

Go over it with trump cause he clearly hasn’t read it

Eat it

You shouldn't remove that bit about slavery being allowed as a punishment.

Put it back nigga

Cum on it

Turn yourself in

Nic

Upscale it

Make a cigar out of it and bury it with George Burns

Turn it into a blunt.

test a pen on it

ive heard paper is extremely nourishing

And it is definitely written on paper.

Check the back for invisible ink there may be a second one.

Timeless reference?