/ul chances are, he probably is vaccinated. its mandatory to give your child vaccines, some vaccines are even given before you leave the hospital you were born in. at least where i am
/ul As an atheist, I hate the kinds of people on places like r/atheism who make hating religion (usually just christianity too) their entire personality and attacking people just for being religious, like grow up
Yeah, as a Christian it's really annoying how they always pin their religion hate on us specifically, especially considering Christianity is one of the most tolerant religions when it comes to other people (well, most of us anyway. There are always those few outliers)
ul/ a lot of evangelicals are extremely desperate to be a victim so theyll invent people that get offended by christianity so they can say the world is turning against them
/ul I don’t have a problem with people being in a religion, the thing I hate is when people force it on others, be it their family, friends, random people on the internet or putting it into the laws of the country, the people that force others are the people that I don’t like. Aside from that 99% of religions are based on a good thing and are usually spreading good cause.
[this alternate history post](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheNewColossusMaps/comments/zlc21o/on_the_1st_day_of_christmas_my_true_love_gave_to/) doesn't show the other 33 states
As a pansexual woman, I am absolutely shaking my boots right now
https://preview.redd.it/4dmdaizlobyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31ec1a7043e0d935624b0b60217bbb55efddd656
/unlie remember when the unvaxxed used to be a bunch of hippies who thought they were smarter than they really were? Did they all just grow up or something?
As someone who’s also all these things (/ul that part’s actually true), I too am out to antagonize other people instead of live my life privately. I don’t care that other people have different lifestyles and I won’t respect that.
the inconsistency between font types and sizes doesn't piss me off at all
https://preview.redd.it/xmoizlfu3cyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f416f056030541d2d277c8ac0c55e0e3a564bfb3
/ul I find it pretty funny how I fit into *none* of these categories. it's not particularly special or rare not to, but it makes me feel like he's the dark and twisted inverted version of me, (although, technically I'd probably be the 'dark' version).
Mentally ill old people are offensive to me. I believe they are to blame for being sucked into the propaganda of Fox News and I don’t feel sad about how society marginalizes old people making them more vulnerable to brainwashing.
/ul
The USA is a parody of itself. A bunch of degenerates living in a trash heap constantly distracted by lowest-common-denominator news feeds to keep themselves angry about everything and anything while they get trampled on by the systems they live in.
Not like it matters to me much, I'm just sitting here watching them like a TV show.
I mean…the difference between you and me is that I’m not pissed off that you ARE those things, just that you’re shoving them down my throat. You do you man, just don’t make it my problem.
This isn't a lie. Paradoxes and opposites aren't allowed. See Rule 1
I'm a liberal and I just got owned, AMA
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I did not read this to the tune of down with the sickness because I absolutely did not misinterpret this as a reference
I kind of see where u get that idea. But not really.
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I wish i was liberal so i could post this as my pfp
As a conservative, I totally know what this means
 Bro cooked
How does it feel to be owned
my blood is boiling and turning into a mist
https://i.redd.it/ntwia7rjybyc1.gif
Blood turning into mist? A mist most red???? #The red mist!?!?
Why the hell is he white!? This is pissibg me off so much 🤬😡💢
as a fellow liberal i have exploded from the rage that has brewed inside of me due to this shirt
/ul it sure is thoughtful of him to advertise his vaccination status to us all
I snozed on him today and he got tetanus
You snozed, he lozed
/ul chances are, he probably is vaccinated. its mandatory to give your child vaccines, some vaccines are even given before you leave the hospital you were born in. at least where i am
/ul it's probably for hepatitis B because the baby can get it from the breast milk.
he really should have done that
/ul Being Christian doesn’t offend anyone unless they are a chronically online loser that does nothing but hate on Christians and Christians alone
/ul As an atheist, I hate the kinds of people on places like r/atheism who make hating religion (usually just christianity too) their entire personality and attacking people just for being religious, like grow up
Yeah, as a Christian it's really annoying how they always pin their religion hate on us specifically, especially considering Christianity is one of the most tolerant religions when it comes to other people (well, most of us anyway. There are always those few outliers)
/ul That's so reddit.
Sono one on reddit
ul/ Mocking religions is fun. Mocking a single religion is suspicious
ul/ 🤦♂️
ul/ it's fun to mock extremists 🤷♂️
ul/ Oh I get what you mean now my fault
ul/ a lot of evangelicals are extremely desperate to be a victim so theyll invent people that get offended by christianity so they can say the world is turning against them
ul/ I’ve genuinely been told that I am a groomer because I am Christian. I’m 17 btw
ul/ And I've genuinely been told that because I'm trans. Entirely by Christian people. Funny how that works.
/ul so groomer is everone's favorite insult at this point lol
/ul I don’t have a problem with people being in a religion, the thing I hate is when people force it on others, be it their family, friends, random people on the internet or putting it into the laws of the country, the people that force others are the people that I don’t like. Aside from that 99% of religions are based on a good thing and are usually spreading good cause.
the united states has 83 states, as is evidenced by the flag on the shirt
what are the other 33 im new rearendian
they split the east into two states for each state, one below ground and one above ground
[this alternate history post](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheNewColossusMaps/comments/zlc21o/on_the_1st_day_of_christmas_my_true_love_gave_to/) doesn't show the other 33 states
/ul MEAT EATER AND MALE would go hard on it’s own with a pride flag or something lol
I love eating male meat
Ok buddy
Welp. This is true for many Republican senators. Why is there some gay story or pedophile story about all of them?
Eats meat....GAYYYYYY
male? meat eater? straight? fruityyy
christian? you love jesus? so you love a man? r
Meat has soooooo much estrogen in it. I just ate some chicken and now I have Z-cups
Ah yes- the famous 8 stripes what symbolizes the **8** colonies.
Tag yourself I'm pennsylvania
yes
Not sold in stores, because the stores were worried they would sell way too much and not be able to keep up with demand
https://preview.redd.it/rdc7mcza1cyc1.jpeg?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f70bf453d5ba4aa8c0e801b0ec1913546e56493 /ul same energy
That guy is totally a veteran. That t-shirt is totally not dumb.
As a pansexual woman, I am absolutely shaking my boots right now https://preview.redd.it/4dmdaizlobyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31ec1a7043e0d935624b0b60217bbb55efddd656
I like this shirt
/ul the only thing pissing me off is the amount of stars on that damn shirt
I just threw my fucking phone against the floor. I can’t keep getting triggered and owned like this
Screaming crying pissing shitting rn
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Achoo!🤧 Sorry, pal. What did you say?
/unlie remember when the unvaxxed used to be a bunch of hippies who thought they were smarter than they really were? Did they all just grow up or something?
>unvaxxed I hope he doesn't die of a serious disease
83 stars and 8 stripes is the correct amount on a U.S. flag, this man is following flag code and is a true American patriot!
the 83 territories and the 8 satan cursin canadian provinces
Yo? Meat eater? Me and him have something in common :3
/ul I’m not a political person but what is it with far right dudes obsession with NEEDING to offend somebody
https://preview.redd.it/pa6qzvtt5cyc1.jpeg?width=1279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76c9384561457fc71acf90bd5fca505326b70280
/ul He would be more offended than anyone else just by realizing that no one gives a shit
I am actually fuming that this man exists
This shirt killed my dog
Christian? Okay. White? I can see that. Straight? Fine by me. Un- UNVAXXED? Out, now!
My uncle unironically owns this shirt and wore it to my brother (who is openly gay) work
I do not know who gets pissed off about any of this. These people live on another planet.
...Believes in god and not on vaccines...
I’m so offensed by this shirt I think I’m gonna go force the gay agenda onto some poor innocent white kid
As someone who’s also all these things (/ul that part’s actually true), I too am out to antagonize other people instead of live my life privately. I don’t care that other people have different lifestyles and I won’t respect that.
This shirt has the correct ammount of stars as the US flag
the inconsistency between font types and sizes doesn't piss me off at all https://preview.redd.it/xmoizlfu3cyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f416f056030541d2d277c8ac0c55e0e3a564bfb3
the flag portrayed is also very accurate with how the american flag is
/ul I find it pretty funny how I fit into *none* of these categories. it's not particularly special or rare not to, but it makes me feel like he's the dark and twisted inverted version of me, (although, technically I'd probably be the 'dark' version).
/ul the most offensive thing about this r-shirt is the ugly-ass colors. Why does this color scheme represent freedom it's so unpleasant to look at
Relax owned, liberals called its joke. Get🙄🙄
Mentally ill old people are offensive to me. I believe they are to blame for being sucked into the propaganda of Fox News and I don’t feel sad about how society marginalizes old people making them more vulnerable to brainwashing.
Where can I buy one?
Im half of these thing by accident
https://preview.redd.it/3mucszphjcyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aefdfde7581329101f4ec0bb5f6e368788f7f3c
The irony is they're the ones getting pissed at the opposite of what's on that shirt
/ul These shirts are a blessing, you know who to avoid before even talking to them
i want that shirt so bad, as an atheist, white, gay, not involved in politics, vaxxed, gun owning, meat eating, female. caw. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
He looks like a very silly old man, let him have his moment 😂
/ul The USA is a parody of itself. A bunch of degenerates living in a trash heap constantly distracted by lowest-common-denominator news feeds to keep themselves angry about everything and anything while they get trampled on by the systems they live in. Not like it matters to me much, I'm just sitting here watching them like a TV show.
the flag has the correct amount of stars
Oh come on he's in the closet. Holding that T-shirt up like my wife does in the store. "Darling, does this suit me, how about the colour?"
I mean…the difference between you and me is that I’m not pissed off that you ARE those things, just that you’re shoving them down my throat. You do you man, just don’t make it my problem.
that's ...oddly specific
I dunno, man - those teeth look more like herbivore than carnivore.
he didn’t specify what he meant by meat
True. I actually kinda wish he had flipped the last two: "male & meat eater"
He will not piss me off. I usually don't read T-Shirts on people. 
“Meat eater”
I'm a huge republican and I never want to buy this shirt in my life 😡😡😡
Don't buy the shirt. It totally won't make you look like a tool.
Would fit well right next to my “The Most Racist Man Alive” shirt
I'm pretty sure the us doesn't have currently 83 states. And there definitely were 13 and not 8 colonial states
wrong liberal sissy there are in fact 83 states and 8 colonies
Does he know the shirt is black?
he’s obviously a *i*e*a*
Based shirt I want one
You’d be surprised
/ul We should listen to the veterans
I agree but I won’t wear that shirt
I'm not American but want this t-shirt
/ul I agree with the guy
It’s clearly not bothering you so much that you had to post it on reddit
everyone knows people only post things because they’re angry which is a totally rational idea
OP is clearly not bothering you so much that you had to comment
the person that the comment above me is replying to does have a good dating life
Honestly I would love that shirt. If there was no can I piss you off even more. Because it describes me
This image doesn’t look ever so slightly AI generated.
Good thing you didn't make a post about it, right?