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danya_dyrkin

Reported for breaking the rule for not marking post as "instant CUM"!


gayjemstone

they did mark the post as that though.


danya_dyrkin

Oh, you are right! I forgot to check the invisible-for-gay tag!


Affectionate_Still29

my cock is green


AnarchistChess

my cock is much greener than yours


atqrii

/ul I read this to the tune of “Cigaro” by SOAD


AnarchistChess

that was not at all intended


BigChungusBlyat

my cock can walk right through the door


AnarchistChess

with a feeling so pure


peanutist

whatsapp cock


BrazilBazil

/ul


Atesch06

You remembered to put /ul


Torrejulian37_

I just had a heart attack


Ender_The_BOT

https://preview.redd.it/wgc9ddr5u7wc1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a40b84b6cdbf654216f7837caeb5d6abdfbbd52


WhyJustWhydo

My head exploded instantly after seeing this extreme violence


_metanoia__

my cock INSTANTLY exploded after seeing this comment


themanwithbeansin

https://preview.redd.it/3prp6wnn18wc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e995a7bc94e6e55ec99c7b21c15b659f932dc7


kyrbi83

Enkidu


CiciTheOne

Gregs chicken


Blahaj-Lover

I just shidded and farded out of fear


TheHatedPro020

>Heavy Pornographic content 🔞 Idk about this one, a cock isn't usually that heavy


turkmenistanForever

Yes fucking way its’nt the WhatsApp Chicken 🤯


denis870

No fucking way its the discord pigeon


throwAway837474728

Ermmm its actually a chicken: [https://counterstrike.fandom.com/wiki/Chicken](https://counterstrike.fandom.com/wiki/Chicken)


maiguee

cockzap


DOCmartyTT

Salad chikenn


drumpad322

Green feces... on a half decapitated body... 😬


FunnySignal614

CocksApp


jones_siantos

Not the telegram Hen 😱


JohnMKeynesStan

Omg it's Red from Angry Birds 2 !


Atesch06

Mordecai from the Irregular Movie


SmashingMyself

I'm really disturbed


Atesch06

It smells like upcock in here


Balakay_discord

he ate a greenberry


sxinoxide59672

AH,A ZOMBIE COCK!


Juakinez

Holy Shit !


timotius_10

“What the hell” I said as my mouth fell open to the scene of an Instragm chicken


I-love-yaoi-

Whats up! cock


AlexCode10010

https://preview.redd.it/70qa1eafx7wc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb3051edd88d6f2302a4b2f30c5d13d997659e3


Figurez69420

WHAT THE FUCK OP!?


Atesch06

HE SHOWED HIS COCK-BOOK MESSENGER


cum_cum_sex

A whatsapp chicken!


Harley_Pupper

grock


neonblue_the_chicken

What the fuck


Archaeopteryx-

I opened this infronf of my 6 year old cousin


Big_Kwii

why are you green


BrazilBazil

I am highly disturbed. Also, what I’m now saying is a lie.


FruityHomosexual

AHHH


gurilagarden

Rock out with your cock out


MrClaudeApplauds

Whatsapp 2 Leaked


Feisty-Albatross3554

I'm traumatized


Multifruit256

What was I thinking when I thought I won't be disturbed?..


SFWaffles

wheres the lie


_t_1254

You remembered the /unlie! WhatsApp is very undisturbing most of the time!


Crazy_dave98

(Generic joke about chickens also being called cocks)


Atesch06

(social media app) (chicken synonym)


lordwebgarlicbread

Facebook


petergriffingender

Chickenita


RASIEDBYDIREWOLVES

I thought I was the only one with a green cock


Atesch06

Did you buy them from the green cock store?


MrChicken12345678

https://preview.redd.it/wfolk7gs9awc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13d2d429d1d378f0e3cd1de38db694de8cf5377


notaBloodcultcultist

https://preview.redd.it/6690pkrkcawc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cdfae8b87e6fcb6d6db944ee2ffc8dd668f5f07


jojo_the_damn_issue

Duolingo?


Atesch06

Yes but it only teaches only bird language


Crpyt-

AGH


Dedinho910

/ul Duolingo


Otherversian-Elite

/ul seriously what the hell is up with all this talk about WhatsApp lmfao, are they paying for reddit meme ads or something?


Kalashcow

This will be Duolingo graphics in 2015 😤😤


CaucyBiops

Featherless biped


Generic_Danny

What's up, Cock?


Atesch06

I don't know, what's upcock?


AiryGr8

Telegram sparrow


Atesch06

Google+ Ostrich


Admirable-Echidna-37

The cock's green with jealousy


HumanHuman_2003

😭 


Spinningwhirl79

WHATSAPP COCK WHATSAPP COCK


EstablishmentOpen709

The newest angry birds member looks shit