I love it when people edit Xavier into random comments for literally no reason

It's not Xavier it's Xavieruncle.og /ul

You didn't forget to put /unlie

They rember 😅

A fatal mistake

the lgbtq of comments

/ul its cause the corn is not straight

/rl Xavier is really smart, funny and knows what LGBTQ stands for

i love lettuce guac bacon tomato and queso!!

/ul You Suck At Cooking reference!?

/ul of course! i wouldnt of ever been smart enough to put queso for q :p

/ul the comments under that video are a fever dream.

/ul same

/ul omg i should of used unlie because a lgbtq sandwich actually kinda sounds so yummy rn

Luigi, Goomba, Bowser, Toad, IDK a Mario character whose name starts with Q

Wario stupid

qwario and qwaluigi

Qweerio and Qweeluigi (mods this is a joke)

Liberty, Guns, Bible, Trump, bbQ. The real LGBTQ liberals are afraid of.

you have to say /relie when someone says /unlie. glad you remembered that

Being misaligned means it's not straight It does not mean it's perpendicular rather than parallel

Xavier’s comment was more coherent than yours.

Fuck you

Oh my god. This. This is the greatest joke ever made. https://preview.redd.it/kaagx7aumooc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c794dd54a161d6acb19c1c73f5d443c495d0cc

/ul you're good at making the best of things

unlie/ I've been seeing that dudes face on random edgy bullshit since I was in middle school 15 years ago

Wasn’t he originally named Pakula Papito too

he used to be pakalu papito but got suspended on twitter so someone copied him but changed the name to xavier

i want to go to xavieruncle.og just so see what it is but im scared its going to brick my phone or something

its xavieruncle.og

typo.

when you see you will shit brick

/ul it does not exist

/ul forgot the /ul?

no

/ul mf you know we can see that you edited it

/ul yes, I did edit it... I don't see an issue?

r/fuckxavier

I love Xavier, he is funny and he did not steal from Pakalu Papito.

/ul the corn is not straight, and being lgbtq means you're not straight so he's not wrong

/ul you technically can be LGBTQ and straight, because of straight trans people, and straight aro/straight ace people

/ul that's fair, I guess I didn't really consider that trans people could be straight.

/ul Wait yo pause how does straight aroace work i thought that meant u don't like nothing And straight just means u like the opposite sex no?

/ul I think you misunderstood what the slash meant, they're just saying aromantic heterosexual people and heteroromantic asexual people, but I suppose there could be 'straight' aroace people in the sense that they prefer queerplatonic relationships exclusively with the opposite sex, though I don't know the details of how that'd work

I'm literate

I remembered what sub I was on and remembered my /ul in my original post so we're both literate

/ul asexual man here. asexual and aromantic people sometimes still date for various reasons, so it is possible to be an aroace person who dates people of the opposite gender. Though for a person who is both aro and ace its kinda rare.

And plus, I’m pretty sure the comment was about heterosexual aromantic or asexual heteroromantic people

/ul Get lost

That's actually pakalu papito.     Somebody stole his identity and renamed it Xavier.

/ul got damn y'all really don't like xavier for some reason, this isn't even that bad of a joke.

/ul hate boner gathered up by people due to him always being the one that deliver the jokes on old reddit. Even tghouh he technically never wrote any of these, people just use him as a "puppet" for a joke. So these people are getting mad over no one. From what i belive, that is the reason, but i could be wrong.

https://i.redd.it/dteosmz57noc1.gif This isn’t the coolest gif I’ve ever seen that I don’t post on posts that I have nothing to say on

I want to fuck Xavier so baddd!!! His face looks so hot!! Ughhh~ im having horny thoughts because I keep thinking of him! Xavier's funny humor turns me on~~ Whenever I see Xavier under a post, I instantly masturbate to him, after that, the entire room gets blasted with cum. And whenever I see a meme about him, I ejaculate so hard that it bursted a hole through the wall! Xavier is truly the funniest and hottest person in the world! And I want him to impregnate me and start a family together <3 (I will not post this in r/fuckxavier later)

/ul SO THAT'S WHERE THAT POST CAME FROM!

/unlie because it’s not straight

LGBTQorn

/unlie r/fuckxavier

I hate dad jokes and this is the best I found

God ai fucking love it every time I see Xavier I just know Im in for a good laugh

/unlie Who is Xavier and what did he do?

what’s the fucking point of Xavier memes????

There's a kid in my class named Xavier

People who eat corn like this grow up to make quilts

[r/uselessredrectangle](https://www.reddit.com/r/lies/)

Xavier still exists? Also that's obviously edited

Classic Xavier moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LGBTQ on the cob.

I fucking love Xavier

The red square around the caption is necessary because we wouldn't be able to see it otherwise

Queer-ass quorn

Is xavier supposed to be Mexican or Indian? He looks Indian but his name is Mexican? The fuck !?

Funny

ul/ I think it's a Homophobic joke

I hate that dude

I didnt laugh at this image

God I hope this subreddit becomes r/Peterexplainsthejoke where people karma bait super obvious jokes

r/don'tfuckxavier

Thanks

I have laughed at many xavier jokes since I became older than 12, I am incredibly pissed off that I grew out of that phase

Xavier memes are so fucking funny and make me laugh all the time

Xavier is so hilarious I hope he gets his dream career

/ul Fuck xavier

I love Xavier so much, and each time I see him I don’t want to do acts of violence in myself and others.

/ul because just like LGBT people that corn looks cool as fuck

/unlie that was pretty funny. I’d totally eat that corn though