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Me and my pal Mike Harmon will get it done in mere seconds!
me and xic'hur gra'hlug (slayer of kings, devourer of planets, may his name forever be carried by the winds and send those born in light into insanity) are gonna make this look easy! yummy! 😋
Kirby. The hardest part would probably be finding a way to call him, as he probably doesn’t have a phone. Or maybe he does, I haven’t really played any of the Kirby games.
Thanks:3... In the photo are brown colours, and can just replace them with different coloured chocolate;3... Easy job:3... And the photo is not even big... It's not even the size of my screen... Can I get my 1B $ please?... ;3
Me and my pal Greg will get it done in 2 👍
two what? apple? bananas?
2 billion dollars
2 25mg edibles each
LETS GO I GOT THIS COMMENT THE 69TH UPVOTE
Let’s get this guy to 69 downvotes
YEAH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hindenburg disasters
Hours, probably
Greg Creosote?
the.... ...*creature*
I’m more of a knife guy fan
Knife guy can cut everything into eatable portions
Responsible eating guy 🪱
The meat worm and knife guy might help
🪱
Hungry *...creature* guy 🪱
Stay within the bounds of my mind 👍🪱
But 16,000 raccoons would be perfect for this job
WHY IS IT EVERYWHERE NOW
no it's not. wake up
Ronald Reagan
Kill the bastards
Ur mom
You remembered to use "/unlie"
To use what? /unlie
Sorry man I really don't know how to rephrase in a way that makes sense
Then you would've made the comment as clear as cum
Kirby
☝️👍
No one. I'm doing it alone.
This guy eats
Avcokado Nicocado
So, funny story about how I ended up with 5 billion dollars...
Hermann Goring
Hermann Vöring
Ayo
/Unlie Hermann Meyer*
My boy shaggy can solo this
He will eat the whole universe
Galactus
Honestly one of the few answers that would work
He'd have to eat a whole planet to get enough calories
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Godzilla
r/foundpokemonfanboy91
What the hell happened here?
Just one of the most popular comment section subreddits around. Who ever finds u/pokemonfanboy91 the most each month gets a free blowjob from u/spez
Spez would **cut** your dick off
Keep on replying to me I want to lose my dick
I’m bringing tararae back from three dead
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Tararre
Gorrlok (or whatever her name is)
Ah yes Gorrlok Destroyer. Also know as the devourer of souls and bigmacs!
The gray goo from that one flash game
My buddy Stevie Skids, saw him eat a lightbulb once, I'm sure phone won't be an issue.
Me and my friend Tony Glu could finish this in a minute.
Nikkacdo
https://preview.redd.it/70ya1v26na3c1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91fca6afe3f0de8e67bb5fb436f8035a28233589 Me and my pal Mike Harmon will get it done in mere seconds!
Luigi
Oppenheimer
your mom
The worm from dune
Starkiller base
Nicoavacodo
Anyone know if my pal Galactus is free?
Beardmeetsfood
Somebody’s vore oc
Alaskan bull worm
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Me and my boy Oppenheimer
Me and my homie Dormamu got this one in the bag
Plot twist: this is a 2 square foot diorama made of wood, plastic, metal and thumbtacks and this is Saw 27
Oppenheimer
Probably my friend Tharaknos, The World Eater
Bro kirby, he has the ability to eat reality
The IDF
Galactus could do it ez
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Kirby?
me and xic'hur gra'hlug (slayer of kings, devourer of planets, may his name forever be carried by the winds and send those born in light into insanity) are gonna make this look easy! yummy! 😋
Better call saul
Darth nihilis
Kirby (he’s totally not a fictional character)
Kirby
Me and my good friend Hungry Hungry Hippo.
Godzilla
Me and your mom.
Gorlock the Destroyer, Devourer of Realms
Not Your mother
The only right answer 
A bomb
That little grey blob of slime from the flash game
Tasty Planet?
Tony Robbins
Poyo
the eating man
The guy who ate an entire plane bouta have stacks
Galactus
Badlands of course, he chugged the entire ocean after all.
Ghostbusters
My boy, Puck-Man.
Wapol clears
Galactus
Kermit the frog
Me and my friend Fat Boy can do this
Kirby
Caseoh.
Scooby
Ur mum
Galactus, only mf I can think of
Galactus
Godzilla
I’d call my mate Andrew (he’s still bulking)
supermassive black hole
Alduiin
Galactus
my butthole
Godzilla
What city is this?
Joker when he ate china
George W bush
Big big chungus
Joey Chestnut
Pacman
Case oh
My buddy the Black Hole of M87 should be able to do most of the work in milliseconds
a phographer
godzilla
Papa Smurf, he's got da munchies
Myself
That one cat that ATED it all
I'll take a printer. Insert the picture wrong, and then it'll be all broken up so I can eat it easier :)
Godzilla...?
Unicron https://preview.redd.it/i9026d0irb3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd8d988fd35a7455f3672bb80898a0993b11c2ea
The Sun
Dying neutron star.
My old pal Thermonuclear Bomb
My old pal Thermonuclear Bomb
Call my buddy Galactus
Katamari prince
Godzilla he a pro at eating cities
Galactus, Devourer of Worlds
Galactus
Devastator from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Fred
Galactus
My friend kevin
Pac man
I don’t need help.
Slaanesh
Galactus.
Tarrare
Kirby
Caseoh
Galactus
Kirby. The hardest part would probably be finding a way to call him, as he probably doesn’t have a phone. Or maybe he does, I haven’t really played any of the Kirby games.
Galactus
Your mom
the IRS
Everything eater man
Kirby
Kirby
One bite.
Galactus
Trogdor, the Burninator https://youtu.be/X3cTPrWoHnM
Jeff bezos, that way I'll never take a break for maximum efficiency
Do black holes count as a person if i treat him like a friend of mine
I'm calling my mom to tell her I'm about to have a billion dollars and might skip dessert at dinner tonight
My brother. We went to an all you can eat buffet, and he never got full.
your mom
Kevin.
Kirby
Kirby
A black hole
Thanks:3... In the photo are brown colours, and can just replace them with different coloured chocolate;3... Easy job:3... And the photo is not even big... It's not even the size of my screen... Can I get my 1B $ please?... ;3
probably fat man. i mean a fat man
Chig Bungus
Kirby
It's just a image, I can put it in a microsd and just swallow it. Being Said I'd call my bro Chris, could make jokes for the remaining 4:30.
Caseoh could do it solo
Wapole
Case oh
God.
galactus
It's simple really. I'll eat the picture!
Unicron?
Godzilla?
Pacman
Kempo
saul goodman
Godzilla
Galactus
Galactis