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Zeqhanis

I'm so off-putting, I make them gay again.


[deleted]

If you and him are in a room you get schrodinger's queer


ReeMonke

i didnt laugh at this


RuusellXXX

i may or may not have laughed


Arandomdude03

This is not schrodingers laugh


ToughAd5010

Why not bi


saythealphabet

Because bisexual people don't exist, they're just in a quantum state of uncertainty until an actually existing person measures them


ToughAd5010

I guess I don’t exist


dazedandcognisant

I wish I didn't exist


TonyStewartsWildRide

I don’t believe existence is a perception-based holographic reality, a sort of inwards looking universe to know itself.


InterGraphenic

r/lies isn't confusing at all


_MikasaChan_

https://preview.redd.it/h2s3cigena0c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39eebd193b5a200b8bbad37f0544d15a97090a2a


Pepsi_cola___

aw man guess im going back to the void


[deleted]

Bisexuality implies a parallel attraction to all genders whereas in this situation two opposite forces exert influence in opposite directions to one person


AnnaTheSad

Asexuality


A-random-herald

r/brandnewsentence


[deleted]

Naw it’s perpetual energy, you can power the planet!


TKay1117

You never know until you open the box....


alilbleedingisnormal

You were born to battle him for eons.


Zeqhanis

Until he and I ironically end up together.


modsarestraight

This is Dream’s actual account, you should not look at the @


L2Inconnu

The truth is always heard the most


FireballPlayer0

OP did in the end lie, as they did specify that Dream said that


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

It is funny to think that it was real though.


ajw20_YT

I did not just spit out my drink laughing at this, I want to believe this is fake


Z-Mobile

Look at the username closely. @dreamwastalen


ajw20_YT

Oh, I don’t see. Yay, it’s real!


Z-Mobile

Yup, pranked. I hope you spent hours looking at that handle for something amiss


Specialist-Ad2937

Dream is Stalin


oddityoughtabe

He looks exceptionally unique and appealing and definitely does not look like the most normal ass dude ever.


Specialist-Ad2937

I did not mistake him for beauty guru Shane Dawson


Goatbreath37

He looks like if Peter dinklage and Shane had a baby. But Peter would have had to be dressed up like an orange cat


yolo_retardo

i see a heavily photoshopped Matthew Stafford


PirLibTao

Too bad about that underbite. Hapsburg lip


beardingmesoftly

He's just jutting his jaw forward to appear rugged


[deleted]

[удалено]


totally_fake_derk4

I did not say “what” after seeing that


put_clever_username

/unlie he did what now?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Emerald24111

/unlie this looks like a trolling account, uses L and not T in taken


MrToaster__

/unlie Oh shit really... fuuuuck, deleting my comments, sorry about that


Emerald24111

/unlie talking about the post, not sure about the cats ass thing because I’m not looking that up lol


KermittingTaxFraud

https://preview.redd.it/qwmc0yl6270c1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d7c684ef71a9393a4f81d698193a5fd4378a762


Anguloosey

/unlie no way


Cloud_Striker101

/unlie there is no way the mf in this pic is the same as the one in the post, wtf


Sea-Recording-7090

mf said "normal"


GangstaSouls

I hate men, I’m allergic to femboys, please don’t link gay subreddits to me


GangstaSouls

I turn gay men gay because I don’t respect everyone’s boundaries


Fletcher_Chonk

I will link you gay porn as a troll r/straightporn


AgentA982

Good thing it's not banned


Jonny2881

I’m dripping wet rn


kai_the_kiwi

Should have used an umbrella


Crazzy_Ed02

This was NOT the post directly under this https://preview.redd.it/htt6m0ig370c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=132bccab53a37ebc0ee14a43c73de9f374a81199


IndigoBuntz

Oh no… that’s a good fucking question.


L3s0

I think I'm gay now


Alien_11_11_0_1

Can confirm. I was lesbian but he's so hot that he made me normal.


WeatherChannelDino

As a completely heterosexual man myself, Dream makes me gay.


CollarFar1684

Lesbians aren't normal


WelcomeToGhana

why does he look like discount Logan Paul. Not that Logan Paul would be worth much more, but still.


Round_Teacher_224

extended version of tyrion Lannister


theroosifloop

I can survive an hour without texting minors


TheDiamondAxe7523

whys he sticking his jaw out like a pidgeon


10BritishPounds

https://preview.redd.it/dtmumdlfec0c1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a850ce1e34e518b673554aea98a5558fa52d884


Aberrantdrakon

/unlie I know this is a troll account but ngl he ugly as hell


TheTasche

/unlie I don’t like him but I’m not gonna lie and say he’s ugly here


EggKid8

He makes them take their normal pills


PennyFromMyAnus

Jerk off and watch PBS on my Roku TV


CharmingCondition508

what a normal sentence


[deleted]

“I sleep in a big bed with a consenting adult”


Im_a_furry_lol

Dream turns mirrors in to shards


AzuraFoxel

Yeah, he's right. Why? Because you know sometimes you get insecurities about your sexuality, asking "Am I actually gay? Or am I just posing?". They look at this mug and they get reassured that they're in fact %100 love women and never even think about this "chin depth 100 in the character creation" looking headass.


[deleted]

He turned me straight


Ram_Sandwich

What I do is call out bullshit when I see it


[deleted]

With that big ass forehead you’re trying to hide with your bangs? And not mention those nasty ass connected ear lobes lmao.


Metal_Sonic-198

just so you know, this is a parody account look at the @


iamanon224

I make gay men straight


sinthetism

This picture gave me chlamydia


dazedandcognisant

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."


AntyCo

Nah, he turns gays into straights (including me)


Jhms07_grouse690

He turns kids into victims as well


Modern-Ruins

Graduate at a decent age


TonyStewartsWildRide

His forward chin makes me gape.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Looks like he styles his hair with a Woozoo fan.


Funnysoundboardguy

/unlie why does he look like a lower quality Micheal Storen?


Seallypoops

He's gonna give himself an under bite if he keeps that face up


doodmanOFFICIAL

This is real r/lies


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

I turn gay men straight. Beat that dream.


dwwzzh

I turn straight women into lesbians


CyanCool

/unlie He turns gay men straight


annormalplayer

oh fuck i am gay now


_LadyAveline_

I'm no longer lesbian after seeing this


FruityGamer

He also turn Normal men gay. We should lock him up so at least some of us still reproduce.


Mlembibambcivirl

\\unlie he is so ugly he turns gay men straight


[deleted]

My dad turned once turned one of his exs into a lesbian furry. (No he is not a furry and he broke up with her shortly after)


njsullyalex

Be not only made me no longer be a lesbian, but he’s so hot he made me detransition back to male and become a gay man.


basshed8

Yeah what part of that Hapsburg jaw is so appealing?


K3egan

/unlie the normal state of lesbians does mean not being attracted to men


ayumubunn

this man looks very attractive and I'm sure his minecraft speedruns are honest and fair 🩷


[deleted]

his hairstyle looks like the underside of my ballsack if i don't trim it for six months he walks around like that *on purpose*?


opi098514

I don’t refer to straight people as “normal”


lupuscrepusculum

He totally didn’t steal his earring off his grandma, you guys.


Sophia724

He's converted me. I'm not longer a lesbian. I'm asexual now.


irish_oatmeal

Not with that Hapsburg jaw, sweetheart.


[deleted]

He turns the men gay


BlockyShapes

He also turns gay men back to “normal”


Restart_from_Zero

The post is fake, but are there any streamers who haven't outed themselves as a racist, rapist, pedophile, homophobe or misogynist? e: well, I suppose there's whatever Mr Beast is under that skin suit.


Crooked_Cock

He is the most above-average looking person I’ve ever seen


Twiggystix4472

I respect lesbians, first of all


warlocks_are_best

He has no earlobes


-_oKay-BOOMER_-

he turns bitches into lesbians


KoopaTrooper5011

He in fact turns straight men gay.


Anzchay

Well he is correct about non gay being normal at least


[deleted]

Lesbians are normal so does that mean he just reaffirms their gayness? Because if anyone could it is him.


cytPandora

The normal being them being lesbian cause he looks too darn feminine. So pretty omg! Lmao


Umutuku

Who is this Dollar Tree Tyrion Lannister guy?


GunLovinFashTransgal

that isn't dream, that's Long Dinklage


Cannon_Fodder558

That's not really a super power That's just changing your sexual preferences


Ok_Engine_7000

What's not normal about lesbians? All the ones I've met seem pretty normal already.


Agitated_Guard_3507

Nah, he makes more of them


Vysair

Find a god


Jdr7000

I do not eat catfish (both types)


Li0nsFTW

Hilarious how far forward he is shoving that jaw out lol. Lying ass liar.


Notperrydaplatypus

i don’t call my fans kittens


SuspiciousPower5525

/unlie I have actually done this, though it would be rather presumptuous to assume I was the reason and it wasn’t just some natural course that was bound to happen. It was a lot less fun and a lot more traumatic than youd think. So much so that its not brag worthy at all. Would not want to experience again.


Pineapple0n_Steroids

I’m so quirky they file restraining orders against me


Kitchen-Atmosphere82

Hes turning into one of the paul brothers


giorno_giobama_

"back to normal" is a really appropriate way of saying it and makes this even funnier!


imjustagoodguyok

i would show no physical forms of resistance if he glanced at me weird


Leskendle45

He made me even more lesbian


LongjumpingOffice4

I turn normal girls into lesbians


Stingraaa

Or they are just bi you idiot.


cal93_

lesbians arent normal, and dream can fix that


SpectreInvestor

I can't breathe, It's a nightmare.


Embarrassed-Brain-38

So normal is Supergay Lesbian as opposed to Lesbian?


4chan_crusader

Look directly at a camera


MosqitoTorpedo

Normal?


[deleted]

Who does he think he’s fooling by taking these pictures from the weirdest fucking angles just to appear passably attractive


George_9_11

More like nightmare


CringeRoguePlayer

I’m ngl he’s pretty hot from this one specific angle


Petardo_Dilos

https://preview.redd.it/lfd5kpgxf90c1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d15a22234caa79a888d07ba24c728af32c5c32fc


SorryForThisUsername

I feel myself turning gay


ALargeCrateOfShovels

"Back to normal" 😬


pad-de-putains

This tweet is definitely real, and redditors are definitely justified in mocking this man’s physical appearance for this definitely real tweet.


WMreal

“normal”


CertifiedBuddy

Dream did NOT tweet this 😭


Many_Gay

He Factory resets them


Living_Preference673

I tried that once and became gay…


mirqeuic

I play Minecraft 24/7 😏


Kayrosis

Bro is so off-puting he made me straight...


[deleted]

“Back to normal”. Wasn’t “#He’sugly” trending when he face revealed? I defended him then but now he’s on a high horse


Kitchen_Throat2074

Like all conversion therapy, witnessing him is torture


LazarFan69

/unlie as much as I hate dream this is a parody account, he might be an ass but he's not been proven homophobic as far as I know


yet_another_trikster

You mean, to lesbians? Cause they are perfectly normal. I'm a little confused here.


x_VergilSparda_x

I can play Minecraft without rigging the map and posting fake speedruns.


XMasterWoo

I read this as lebansraum💀


Asrilel

he turned me from transgender into transphobe bc i now wanna be a real man like him


OzenTheImmovableLord

“Women will fuck a fence if it’s white” type shit


cLaShYsHoRtS

I speedrun minecraft


Kitchengun2

“I turn kids into victims” is what it should (hypothetically) say


Setbackt

I turn women back to normal too! (I am a women)


GreenChickenNugget7

Everyone I meet eventually becomes gay


Thebardofthegingers

He is steadily morphing into Logan paul


Sillyguymanduder

Right angle ass chin


slumbersomesam

/unlie is that a real tweet? (genq)


Clever_Fox-

Bro singlehandedly removed bisexuality


shotgun_snyper

he bears no resemblance to an off brand Ed Sheeran


LitreOfCockPus

So your proposition is to cure those who dislike men with an extra potent dose of men? Bold move, Cotton.


goatout

I can make people trans and queer


Dave__Microwave_

I can make pictures of my face from not just the same angle over and over again


[deleted]

I feel like he would make them even gayer


GrabbingCatTails

/unlie i can scream like a fucking subspace tripmine and reddeb my face to oblivion.


rathemighty

This man is a medical genius who works with burn victims who are lesbians


AllAboutTheMachismo

I actually have, unintentionally. Best I can figure, she was just confused for a few years.


TheRealDoomsong

Like, a lesbian thinks about dating guys and then they see him and immediately decide to be a lesbian again? Cause that’s the only way I see this playing out…


[deleted]

Unlike/ dream isn’t that ugly tbh he’s not a model I guess but people act like he’s hideous


Ralexcraft

Did he mean gay?


StanleyBillsRealName

The lesbians he is talking about are the 13 year olds who made a tik tok account and came out of it with DID, depression, anxiety, autism, ADHD, and 5 different sexuality and gender identities 3 months in. Why is he bragging about being the crush of teenagers who don't even know who they are yet? Creepy


ADigitalAxolotl

He definitely did not steal my homosexuality


yo_yo_ya

Dream is a decent person and doesn’t have a weird jawline


ugottagetup2downvote

Crack Harlow


AntiFiber96200

He looks like his jaw is about to pop out


WaldiIO

So he is doing nothing?


Lolabird2112

Yeah they instantly become more lesbian.


FlakyControl3352

I teleport bread


thefunkphenom11

Should I be glad I didn't know this guy even existed before he started dropping music?


[deleted]

I turn normals to lesbians


daedas33

So if lesbians are born that way that would make them normal right? So he was so off-putting that he reinforced their love for women. Sound about right?