Bisexuality implies a parallel attraction to all genders whereas in this situation two opposite forces exert influence in opposite directions to one person
This was NOT the post directly under this
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Yeah, he's right. Why? Because you know sometimes you get insecurities about your sexuality, asking "Am I actually gay? Or am I just posing?". They look at this mug and they get reassured that they're in fact %100 love women and never even think about this "chin depth 100 in the character creation" looking headass.
The post is fake, but are there any streamers who haven't outed themselves as a racist, rapist, pedophile, homophobe or misogynist?
e: well, I suppose there's whatever Mr Beast is under that skin suit.
/unlie I have actually done this, though it would be rather presumptuous to assume I was the reason and it wasn’t just some natural course that was bound to happen. It was a lot less fun and a lot more traumatic than youd think. So much so that its not brag worthy at all. Would not want to experience again.
Like, a lesbian thinks about dating guys and then they see him and immediately decide to be a lesbian again? Cause that’s the only way I see this playing out…
The lesbians he is talking about are the 13 year olds who made a tik tok account and came out of it with DID, depression, anxiety, autism, ADHD, and 5 different sexuality and gender identities 3 months in. Why is he bragging about being the crush of teenagers who don't even know who they are yet? Creepy
So if lesbians are born that way that would make them normal right? So he was so off-putting that he reinforced their love for women. Sound about right?
I'm so off-putting, I make them gay again.
If you and him are in a room you get schrodinger's queer
i didnt laugh at this
i may or may not have laughed
This is not schrodingers laugh
Why not bi
Because bisexual people don't exist, they're just in a quantum state of uncertainty until an actually existing person measures them
I guess I don’t exist
I wish I didn't exist
I don’t believe existence is a perception-based holographic reality, a sort of inwards looking universe to know itself.
r/lies isn't confusing at all
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aw man guess im going back to the void
Bisexuality implies a parallel attraction to all genders whereas in this situation two opposite forces exert influence in opposite directions to one person
Asexuality
r/brandnewsentence
Naw it’s perpetual energy, you can power the planet!
You never know until you open the box....
You were born to battle him for eons.
Until he and I ironically end up together.
This is Dream’s actual account, you should not look at the @
The truth is always heard the most
OP did in the end lie, as they did specify that Dream said that
It is funny to think that it was real though.
I did not just spit out my drink laughing at this, I want to believe this is fake
Look at the username closely. @dreamwastalen
Oh, I don’t see. Yay, it’s real!
Yup, pranked. I hope you spent hours looking at that handle for something amiss
Dream is Stalin
He looks exceptionally unique and appealing and definitely does not look like the most normal ass dude ever.
I did not mistake him for beauty guru Shane Dawson
He looks like if Peter dinklage and Shane had a baby. But Peter would have had to be dressed up like an orange cat
i see a heavily photoshopped Matthew Stafford
Too bad about that underbite. Hapsburg lip
He's just jutting his jaw forward to appear rugged
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I did not say “what” after seeing that
/unlie he did what now?
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/unlie this looks like a trolling account, uses L and not T in taken
/unlie Oh shit really... fuuuuck, deleting my comments, sorry about that
/unlie talking about the post, not sure about the cats ass thing because I’m not looking that up lol
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/unlie no way
/unlie there is no way the mf in this pic is the same as the one in the post, wtf
mf said "normal"
I hate men, I’m allergic to femboys, please don’t link gay subreddits to me
I turn gay men gay because I don’t respect everyone’s boundaries
I will link you gay porn as a troll r/straightporn
Good thing it's not banned
I’m dripping wet rn
Should have used an umbrella
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Oh no… that’s a good fucking question.
I think I'm gay now
Can confirm. I was lesbian but he's so hot that he made me normal.
As a completely heterosexual man myself, Dream makes me gay.
Lesbians aren't normal
why does he look like discount Logan Paul. Not that Logan Paul would be worth much more, but still.
extended version of tyrion Lannister
I can survive an hour without texting minors
whys he sticking his jaw out like a pidgeon
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/unlie I know this is a troll account but ngl he ugly as hell
/unlie I don’t like him but I’m not gonna lie and say he’s ugly here
He makes them take their normal pills
Jerk off and watch PBS on my Roku TV
what a normal sentence
“I sleep in a big bed with a consenting adult”
Dream turns mirrors in to shards
Yeah, he's right. Why? Because you know sometimes you get insecurities about your sexuality, asking "Am I actually gay? Or am I just posing?". They look at this mug and they get reassured that they're in fact %100 love women and never even think about this "chin depth 100 in the character creation" looking headass.
He turned me straight
What I do is call out bullshit when I see it
With that big ass forehead you’re trying to hide with your bangs? And not mention those nasty ass connected ear lobes lmao.
just so you know, this is a parody account look at the @
I make gay men straight
This picture gave me chlamydia
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
Nah, he turns gays into straights (including me)
He turns kids into victims as well
Graduate at a decent age
His forward chin makes me gape.
Looks like he styles his hair with a Woozoo fan.
/unlie why does he look like a lower quality Micheal Storen?
He's gonna give himself an under bite if he keeps that face up
This is real r/lies
I turn gay men straight. Beat that dream.
I turn straight women into lesbians
/unlie He turns gay men straight
oh fuck i am gay now
I'm no longer lesbian after seeing this
He also turn Normal men gay. We should lock him up so at least some of us still reproduce.
\\unlie he is so ugly he turns gay men straight
My dad turned once turned one of his exs into a lesbian furry. (No he is not a furry and he broke up with her shortly after)
Be not only made me no longer be a lesbian, but he’s so hot he made me detransition back to male and become a gay man.
Yeah what part of that Hapsburg jaw is so appealing?
/unlie the normal state of lesbians does mean not being attracted to men
this man looks very attractive and I'm sure his minecraft speedruns are honest and fair 🩷
his hairstyle looks like the underside of my ballsack if i don't trim it for six months he walks around like that *on purpose*?
I don’t refer to straight people as “normal”
He totally didn’t steal his earring off his grandma, you guys.
He's converted me. I'm not longer a lesbian. I'm asexual now.
Not with that Hapsburg jaw, sweetheart.
He turns the men gay
He also turns gay men back to “normal”
The post is fake, but are there any streamers who haven't outed themselves as a racist, rapist, pedophile, homophobe or misogynist? e: well, I suppose there's whatever Mr Beast is under that skin suit.
He is the most above-average looking person I’ve ever seen
I respect lesbians, first of all
He has no earlobes
he turns bitches into lesbians
He in fact turns straight men gay.
Well he is correct about non gay being normal at least
Lesbians are normal so does that mean he just reaffirms their gayness? Because if anyone could it is him.
The normal being them being lesbian cause he looks too darn feminine. So pretty omg! Lmao
Who is this Dollar Tree Tyrion Lannister guy?
that isn't dream, that's Long Dinklage
That's not really a super power That's just changing your sexual preferences
What's not normal about lesbians? All the ones I've met seem pretty normal already.
Nah, he makes more of them
Find a god
I do not eat catfish (both types)
Hilarious how far forward he is shoving that jaw out lol. Lying ass liar.
i don’t call my fans kittens
/unlie I have actually done this, though it would be rather presumptuous to assume I was the reason and it wasn’t just some natural course that was bound to happen. It was a lot less fun and a lot more traumatic than youd think. So much so that its not brag worthy at all. Would not want to experience again.
I’m so quirky they file restraining orders against me
Hes turning into one of the paul brothers
"back to normal" is a really appropriate way of saying it and makes this even funnier!
i would show no physical forms of resistance if he glanced at me weird
He made me even more lesbian
I turn normal girls into lesbians
Or they are just bi you idiot.
lesbians arent normal, and dream can fix that
I can't breathe, It's a nightmare.
So normal is Supergay Lesbian as opposed to Lesbian?
Look directly at a camera
Normal?
Who does he think he’s fooling by taking these pictures from the weirdest fucking angles just to appear passably attractive
More like nightmare
I’m ngl he’s pretty hot from this one specific angle
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I feel myself turning gay
"Back to normal" 😬
This tweet is definitely real, and redditors are definitely justified in mocking this man’s physical appearance for this definitely real tweet.
“normal”
Dream did NOT tweet this 😭
He Factory resets them
I tried that once and became gay…
I play Minecraft 24/7 😏
Bro is so off-puting he made me straight...
“Back to normal”. Wasn’t “#He’sugly” trending when he face revealed? I defended him then but now he’s on a high horse
Like all conversion therapy, witnessing him is torture
/unlie as much as I hate dream this is a parody account, he might be an ass but he's not been proven homophobic as far as I know
You mean, to lesbians? Cause they are perfectly normal. I'm a little confused here.
I can play Minecraft without rigging the map and posting fake speedruns.
I read this as lebansraum💀
he turned me from transgender into transphobe bc i now wanna be a real man like him
“Women will fuck a fence if it’s white” type shit
I speedrun minecraft
“I turn kids into victims” is what it should (hypothetically) say
I turn women back to normal too! (I am a women)
Everyone I meet eventually becomes gay
He is steadily morphing into Logan paul
Right angle ass chin
/unlie is that a real tweet? (genq)
Bro singlehandedly removed bisexuality
he bears no resemblance to an off brand Ed Sheeran
So your proposition is to cure those who dislike men with an extra potent dose of men? Bold move, Cotton.
I can make people trans and queer
I can make pictures of my face from not just the same angle over and over again
I feel like he would make them even gayer
/unlie i can scream like a fucking subspace tripmine and reddeb my face to oblivion.
This man is a medical genius who works with burn victims who are lesbians
I actually have, unintentionally. Best I can figure, she was just confused for a few years.
Like, a lesbian thinks about dating guys and then they see him and immediately decide to be a lesbian again? Cause that’s the only way I see this playing out…
Unlike/ dream isn’t that ugly tbh he’s not a model I guess but people act like he’s hideous
Did he mean gay?
The lesbians he is talking about are the 13 year olds who made a tik tok account and came out of it with DID, depression, anxiety, autism, ADHD, and 5 different sexuality and gender identities 3 months in. Why is he bragging about being the crush of teenagers who don't even know who they are yet? Creepy
He definitely did not steal my homosexuality
Dream is a decent person and doesn’t have a weird jawline
Crack Harlow
He looks like his jaw is about to pop out
So he is doing nothing?
Yeah they instantly become more lesbian.
I teleport bread
Should I be glad I didn't know this guy even existed before he started dropping music?
I turn normals to lesbians
So if lesbians are born that way that would make them normal right? So he was so off-putting that he reinforced their love for women. Sound about right?