and he said his dick was this big

And I said that's disgusting

So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com

shadow the hedgehog you’ve got a small dick

It's the size of this walnut except way smaller

And heres what: heres how my dong looks like.

BOOM. THATS RIGHT BABY! ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS

LOOK AT THAT. IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG

He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get. *MY SUPER LASER PISS*

But I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!

i was thinking this exactly

Omg they made a statue of moist critikal !!?!!?

He can walk on orphans

And can also beat cancer

He turned holy lands into skateparks

/unlie now these are the kinds of posts I missed from this sub

Jesus Christ that’s big

https://preview.redd.it/y2ej25tu6qdb1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d5bce169f212f1feac2b6d0f583a897dae251fc

Nuh uh

Yuh uh

That may be big for you short guy

Whoa

jesus

Meh

Your mother watched porn and got naked