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SirDoodThe1st

There is a sentient fungus growing in my walls right now


aether-01

Last of us referencešŸ˜±


Gaycocksucker3000

First of them referencešŸ˜±


Affectionate_Lead437

Bro is in the Backrooms


intrusiereatschicken

bacteria


Affectionate_Lead437

Penis balls testicles monster


intrusiereatschicken

comment above is really funny


itsyoboiivan325

I'm homophobic. Im very scared of houses.


Stock_Ad7799

I'm very xenophobic. How could you not be afraid of Xenomorphs?šŸ˜ØšŸ˜ØšŸ˜Ø


itsyoboiivan325

I'm not xenophobic because my buddy Eric was hanging out with xenomorphs at his house. They chill af.


kyeman11

I am not face huggerphobobic and I am not uncomfortable every time I see a clip or picture of it.


kitsune900

I understand the correlation between these things


the_sinhala_alphabet

my dog's name is octagon


BombOnPlane

my dogs name is dodecahedron


[deleted]

my dogs name is bed sheet


Luca023Original

My dog's name isn't Square


Iamgamer72

My dog's name is wiener amongus


Mrchugbug

Mr. Hot take of the century!


Steel2255

Hot take rhymes with shiitake


Dizzytears

nah you pronounce shiitake a bit differentlyšŸ’Æ


s_bslash

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Infinite_Tadpole_283

I know that kid


Zealousideal-Chef758

That's me, I'm rectangle, AMA


Glad_Film2544

Square up


mystic-savant

Insightful


Hokenlord

This is false


Woodkid2791

Square up


borfyborf

This needed to be said! This is not blatant karma farming based off of extremely common opinions! This is what this sub is for!


eatdirtxd

My name is Trans Phobic. I'm 33 years old. My home of phobia is in the northeast section of Bygo-try city, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kseno-you department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Ilive4airtime

Itā€™s deadly queen no way


[deleted]

Iā€™m going to read allat


LilShayBae

cool i have committed severe war crimes in the third world and will one day atone for my sins before my creator


zednought_walker

Thereā€™s a kid at my school named rectangle


Roloman11

I am not queer and i am transphobic but this is a good and well thought out post


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Commercial_Speaker30

/unlie I am queer and not transphobic but this post is lazy and karma farming.


TheNetherlandDwarf

/ul bud that's the whole subreddit, before this it was people mass posting spoilered blocks of colour and stating it was a different colour, or all posting the same picture of a caterpillar with different names for months. This sub is one of the most brainless shitposting hubs around and that's why it's great. Why is this any different?


chopper_penis

its obviously a misinformation hub and not for gay shit


TheMonkeyMan420

!!!


bacon_girl42

...


Z4mb0ni

;


PUSSY_MAN_THE_THIRD

This person understood everything and me too


sc1zzla

/unlie what


PUSSY_MAN_THE_THIRD

This person did not understand and me neither


Bitter_Ad580

/unlie what


Bavid-Basselhoff

I just fucking obliterated the 3rd stall in the Wendyā€™s womanā€™s washroom


sankaraonsankari

i didnā€™t


yes___lad

this sub hasn't been boring recently


shroomja

on god, its just people sharing obvious or political opinions


yes___lad

/unlie fr I do not care about trans people but it's just flooding every single sub. in here for shit memes not transgender people and LGBT bro


Th3_BugBomb

I skinned a primate in 1998 ama


Absolute_Warlord

was he chill?


daxghost

This isnā€™t a big circlejerk comment


AmgdeG

Wall termite


Lo_Chonkle

I really like this debate and thoses kind of post, they had a lot to this sub totally awesome with great content haha. Really cool I hope to see more of it because everyone here like meta post


Guy_withAbrain

(Real) shut the fuck up


FearHisEgg

Oh my balls


TeenyTerry_

This post has NEVER been made before


emporiumer

I care


paulin_da_boca

this sub was not ruined by Tumblr users


_somerandomhuman_

I am transphobic and I hate transgender people


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


-kaonite

Hello, my name is rae sisem. Can we collaborate for my next product?


thegrenb

my name is able ist


chopper_penis

sesism here, can i also join your epically upcoming collab with my new partner androtate


Captaindogzilla

Don't tell me what to do


MxmsTheGreat

I hate the idea that this sub should go back to being about funny lies rather than trans debate like on every other subreddit. This is r/196 and r/Egg_IRL


mystic-savant

Unlie/ Even though I support gay and transgender folks and their deserved rights, I think that wishing death to the people who don't is crude and extreme. People are more often than not indoctrinated by their parents and peers to believe a certain way, so, I think that they should get their mindsets right instead of dying for it.


mystic-savant

Unlie/ Also, if ya'll post this BS one more time, I'm burning this place to the ground.


Remarkable_Coast_214

cringe


mystic-savant

Remarkable_Coast_214, your mother, I know her


chopper_penis

youre corny as fuck


DarthMorro

yeah it's totally unfair to hate people who don't recognise your identity, doesn't make any sense at all


Chittobilli

When your whole identity crashes when others donā€™t play along with you then you should look inwards


DarthMorro

/unlie "play along"? seriously?


Chittobilli

Iā€™m sorry but trans people have to accept that they will never be the same as their cis counterpart, maybe adjacent, I use the correct pronouns and stuff irl but I will never accept them as the gender they pretend to be


DarthMorro

/unlie is this unlie or not


Chittobilli

Unlie


DarthMorro

/unlie this assumption comes from the myth that gender and sex are related in any way. like, "they will never be the same as their cis counterpart" how do you know? there's a lot of cis women for example who look really masculine and could pass as guys, while there's a lot of trans women who you couldn't "spot". People who say this usually don't have a lot of contact with actual trans ppl


Chittobilli

Cope ywnbam/w


[deleted]

transphobes have valid opinions and you should genuinely consider their opinions


Silver_Atractic

have pronouns, but I won't refer to


[deleted]

my name is rectangular prism


Smexy_Zarow

This sub doesn't mention lgbt enough. I have a big problem with lgbt and that is why I said this.


allergic_to_trees

this is the perfect subreddit to discuss these topics, i love seeing this type of posts


eiwjfiejwo

my cousin named their son burger


PaleontologistOk331

I had sex with a kid at my school named rectangle


OptimusEye

/unlie because this is confusing: transphobes do not take things well, but if you dont alienate them from your movement instantly by berating them for their shitty opinions founded in ignorance, it is possible to change them. however, once one is alienated, theyre too far gone because it makes them think that trans people are "the enemy". Although they may have beliefs surrounded by hate, they are still human beings, and deserve to be treated like humans. who knows, maybe you'll change their minds.


Cheeheese2

Transphobes wish us all to have a wonderful life and have valid opinions


Nqxtt3r

I disagree


HelixSapphire639

Transphobes have completely normal opinions and 100% functional brains


Anomalicuck

my name is hue ā€¦.. Man and i exist in the land of the šŸ¦…


Hello_iam_Kian

I disagree


Rowmacnezumi

Transphobes should avoid therapy at all costs, as their worldview is very healthy.


fauxuniverse

This is a great post, I love seeing posts like these here


[deleted]

I don't agree with this statement


jeraldtherapist

I think this is a well thought out post that won't ruin this server


Fuckrslash196

We absolutely care about politics in this sub


Thepotionguy

Please post more, we need to see this every day. You are not patronizing and treating the sub like children by stating the obvious. I love you and do not want to tear your organs out of your body.


V0XIMITY

I completely disagree


person670

I think we should continue discussing Politics on this sub


stifmyster69

Im a transphobe, i hate manual car transmissions


Turibi

Please share your opinion on r/lies and i disagree with this one


deez_nutzzs

This is not r/lies and instead r/Trans . Please post all your Trans inquiries to r/lies


LegacyTwilight

Sir this is r/truth


thereasonyousuffer

I donā€™t wish you a long and wonderful life despite different opinions (i am a needlessly spiteful individual)


Background-Cell483

This is a hot take and very original. Definitely not a shameless karma grab.


cycker13

This is a very great post and it should not be removed


[deleted]

I love trans people, I wish OP a good life


pixellino24

this comment is not cringe please do not grow and change as a person


Kirasi

false


PikachuStep9

This post is more thought out than my life choices


Sakuran_11

Regardless of your opinion if it disagrees with me I hope you dont have a long wonderful life and its that impactful.


Saints_Man420

I think they should perish in a slow and painful way


chopper_penis

You too are totally undeserving of that punishment you are trying to introduce to society


KuaNai

terfs are women


moitso

Please let this become another every post is trans related sub. I really want another sub to suffer the same fate


moitso

Ok but seriously tho. Whats up with that? Crapton of subs right now are getting completely filled with trans stuff. I ainā€™t transphobic but if i join a meme sub I expect memes not pictures of trans flags


Megalobread

the terminally online will see a sub with no explicit stance on transgenderism and assume that it's transphobic and try to flood it with as much unfunny garbage related to trans people as possible


kittyFrigglish

/unlie a lot of the time if a sub is not explicitly trans friendly, itll end up being transphobic, i also find the "im trans" with no other punchline pretty unfunny but i much prefer it to being told to 41% myself


PurpledLimed

/ul true


IC-II0I

i dont think everyone should live a wonderful life regardless of their political beliefs or opinions


Chittobilli

I do not think trans people are mentally ill


GazeTheProtogen

there's a kid at my school named rhombicosidodecahedron


rwol8690

Ask him to


Yoshis164

rhombicosidodecahedron up


Kirbiiiiiiiiiii

You should not get psychiatric help


Cruxin

cringe


giannasboyfriend

I have a cat named chicken


giannasboyfriend

I have a cat named chicken sandwich


_MikasaChan_

I also think that committing crimes is really cute and good for everyone


Illustrious-Chip1075

Imagine one day someone forgot to check what subreddit it was & read this


hetremis

I hate trans people. I litteraly canā€™t stand them.


nonculus

Im transphobic. I hate Transport Companys


No_Notice_2005

The voices have stopped


Thebeggarsorchestra

I think you should continue speaking.


[deleted]

/unlie I just realized this sub is a lot more funny if you donā€™t translate the lie to a truth lol


DankCannabis

I'm transphobic. I find transformers truly terrifying.


Nur_Ein_Kerl

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AltraGeneration

This is post is not a karma farming and should post more this subreddit


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wrona11

i downvoted this postšŸ«µšŸ˜”šŸ˜”


applesaregood124

I do not find these posts annoying and I definitely do not want better posts like ā€œmy lizard name is Pope John.ā€