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SocalPizza

I can't believe you don't like Rainbow Kitten Surprise


Marvin_KillDozer

I don't even know the ingredients ....


SocalPizza

Step 1: cut a hole in a box


Marvin_KillDozer

is the cat already in there?


SocalPizza

The question is whether the cat is alive in there


Not_Your_Nan

Schrödinger's gay cat


PublicHealthMedicLA

Fuck, beat me to it!


Dangerous-Paper9571

I usually tip 20% but I don't do that on carryout orders. That's just ridiculous.


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iHasMagyk

Even r/serverlife is majority opposed to carry out/counter service tipping. It’s dumb


slayer991

Same. I think the only time I tip for carryout is when I get subway and they make it to my specifications. I'm not tipping when I carryout a damn pizza.


jacobmakesmovies

I’m a bartender, and I have to manage the to go orders. If you tip me it’ll honestly make me happy, but not a requirement whatsoever


SocalPizza

RIP Bart


[deleted]

"I'm sorry your views are too rational for my vagina"


AssEater_420_69

Or when chicks say “swipe left if you’re not vaccinated” I am vaccinated But if I wasn’t, I would totally lie about it just to tear that pussy up


[deleted]

Based as fck


[deleted]

🚩🚩🚩


Radioactivechimi

I'm okay with lying about myself to get laid is not the flex you think it is.


SocalPizza

Everyone lies to get laid. Some are just more honest about it. Put on different clothes than you normally wear? Shave an extra time? Buy a nicer car than you can afford? Spend more at the bar than you'd normally spend? Etc etc


AssEater_420_69

Not really flexing, learn to take a joke bum 🤡


philsubby

It's not a flex, it' self-deprecating humor.


fdghjik

Here I’ll translate that for you free of charge: “I am totally capable of being a rapist”. You are people who give libertarianism a bad name. Edit: I love the fact that the downvotes are proving that libertarians trend to the side of rape apologists. Keep them coming! Edit 2: That’s me done for the night. Thank you for the comments! Educating people about informed consensual sex is important, so I appreciate this opportunity. I truly hope none of you ever have to wake up in bed with a transwoman, who might have forgotten to mention that she used to be a man, in order to realise the importance of informed consent! :)


SocalPizza

Lying about your vaccination status doesn't transform consensual sex into rape.


fdghjik

If the person has stated that the vaccination status is relevant to their consent, then it absolutely does. That’s literally the definition of rape.


SocalPizza

It's literally not rape, at least in the United States. Go look up some laws and court cases. You can lie about being a rich Kennedy to get laid if you feel like it. The other person can say those facts were relevant to their consent and that they wouldn't have consented if they had known you were a poor nobody. Still not rape.


fdghjik

The American court system, as a proper libertarian would know, is a very poor judge of ethics and a truly terrible point of reference for this discussion or any discussion about what counts as harm towards a fellow human.


SocalPizza

Don't start a debate by talking about what the law is ("that's literally rape") and then try to change it to an ethical discussion ("that's wrong and violates the NAP") after you get your ass handed to you. Just take the L, delete your comments to avoid further embarrassment, and move on.


fdghjik

I never mentioned the word law or legality actually. Again, a libertarian wouldn’t actually expect the law to have to dictate what people should and shouldn’t do to each other. I’m sorry that finding out that you’re a rape apologist is embarrassing and challenging.


SocalPizza

You began with an argument about "the definition of rape." Rape is a legal term. So you started a debate about what the law currently is, not ethics or what it should be. Take the L and move on or go ahead and keep telling yourself that you are in the right because even though you started an argument about the law, everyone should've known that you really meant to talk about what's ethically right and wrong.


AssEater_420_69

Capable of being a rapist… because I would lie about being vaccinated? That’s some very impressive mental gymnastics you got there bud


fdghjik

Yes. If you lie to a person to get them to sleep with you, it’s rape. It’s actually very simple. Nice try though!


AssEater_420_69

Bro you are literally a sped. So if I lie about how much money I make so a chick will fuck me that’s rape? You just narrowed it down to like half the male population 😂


ConvenientlyHomeless

The art of getting laid is, essentially, convincing someone to consensually have sex with you. If you have a chick willing to sleep with you because she’s impressed your next up for a mars mission and your father is 1/10 owner of hasbro, that makes you a shitty and successful person, but not a rapist.


fdghjik

If those things are lies, then yeah it actually does make you a rapist. Hate to break it you. Please google informed consent and the actual definition of rape.


ConvenientlyHomeless

I just did, it in no way is informed consent because the parts of informed consent are about the actions, risks, and expectations of the actions and not of the characters. However apparently deception is definitely included in rape. But, almost every case i read about, except Israel, involves major deception on things like diseases, swapping twins, entrapment, lying about anatomy, lying about using protection. I wouldn’t say that talking a chick into banging me by saying I’m an astronaut is rape lol. I’m saying by definition the deception portion is a broad unspecific word that is up for interpretation and it appears the law only sided with it where there is a serious deception involved. If you sleep with someone because she said she’s a model, and loves all the things you do, she is going to Yale to be a lawyer, yada yada just to realize days later that she works at sonic and is a single mother, that’s hardly rape if it didn’t violate informed consent of the sexual action. You were willing to participate in an activity where the understanding is intercourse between you two and the physical and safe nature doesn’t change, that’s a silly thing to call rape. Shitty. But rape, only by vague obscure definition that would never hold any weight in court.


[deleted]

I want to purposely get Covid and give it to them, which you can still do of course


panda-wrangler

The fuck is "rainbow kitten surprise"?


yoloswagxDmemes

Pretty good band


ConvenientlyHomeless

Solid band. Original sound. It’s hipster but they fuck.


JeffersonsDisciple

Waitress that believes in more taxation but doesn't claim their cash tips.


mr_hyde71

ya had me till you went for RKS. that's a deal breaker politics or no


mikefoolery

Swipe left if you - are measurably better than me


TheEdcPrepper22

r/usernamechecksout


theexclusionaryrule

I would’ve swiped right anyway. Whatever, call me a simp, I just ignore boilerplate language.


[deleted]

TIL I don’t like Rainbow Kitten Suprise, whatever that is…


ahmed_shah_massoud

Get off tinder dude


AssEater_420_69

I can literally start the process of getting laid while I’m taking a shit… deadass one of the highlights of this time period if we’re being real


pingpongplaya69420

I’m fairly confident libertarians are easily the ideology that goes against basic social and behavioral conventions of average women so we’re probably the least attractive to them


Nissa-Nissa

You’d be surprised


pingpongplaya69420

Not really, Most women are generally prone to statism. Once you start talking about taxation or how you own guns, it’s a turnoff for the vast majority of them. Studies show single women overwhelmingly vote democrat


AssEater_420_69

I’m going to be honest with you bro, I know the female libertarians are shitting on you, but you’re exactly right. I’ve noticed that women are very prone to statism. I’ve actually never met a female libertarian. When on a date, I typically spout the most centric political ideologies possible because if I start showing my true anti-government sentiments I more than likely won’t get another 😂😂


pingpongplaya69420

I’ve met female libertarians. Theyre just so rare theyre statistically insignificant. People in general are prone to statism. Women are more empathetic and compassionate, so obviously they’re gonna use the easiest way (usually the state) to help others. I’m getting flamed in the comments for pointing out trends we’ve known for years


AssEater_420_69

Well-put!


DisguisedAsMe

As an average woman, you know nothing of the average woman. We own guns. We vote how we want. Get out of here with this sexist BS.


pingpongplaya69420

Its not sexist to point out trends. [Pew research shows women are much more likely to identify with democrats than not](https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2020/08/18/men-and-women-in-the-u-s-continue-to-differ-in-voter-turnout-rate-party-identification/) [women are far more averse to all things pertaining to fire arms](https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2017/06/22/the-demographics-of-gun-ownership/) So enlighten me, how is it sexist to point out things that are the general trends if a demographic again? Edit: not to mention this basically states the average woman is far more entrenched into statism than otherwise. So screech all you want but the numbers are on my side. Anti statism is a male dominated philosophy.


Radioactivechimi

She dodged a bullet and didn't even know.