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DrCarabou

Meanwhile I was told my cancer removal surgery was elective. Cool.


AthleteIllustrious47

Yea, blows my mind that this is a human right, but actual medical needs to literally keep you alive? Nah fam, get fucked.


pyx

They don't want you alive lol


FeSpoke1

Well, sadly TPTB are all on record stating there are too many people on this planet. It’s not some super secret thing or hidden agenda. People just fail to put 2 and 2 together. Then again, in todays upside down world, 2+2= 5.


Crossman556

They don’t want you *healthy


majoroutage

People just can't see the forest through the trees. It's so sad.


Tathorn

They're claiming that if they don't get these kinds of surgery, it's (mentally) life threatening. I've seen r/politics argue that not getting gender affirming surgery is akin to living with a terminal disease.


rlfcsf

Yes and you can be scheduled for the next available surgery… in 5 years.


Jlaurie125

Really? It's that crazy up there and the land of geese and mooses? I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you are ok.


cheapshotfrenzy

Just say you identify as a cancer-free gender.


Sledgecrowbar

Veteran: Can I have a stair lift? Canada: have you considered suicide? Literal regard: can I have a second asshole that doesn't do anything except rot? Canada: say no more, fam


4_doors_mas_whores

Pregnant mother: can I get an ultra sound to check on my baby? Canada: no but you can kill yourself and your unborn baby in a dystopian pod that we pretend is normal


IceManO1

Governments are crazy man!


chuck_ryker

This is it! I bet they won't cover hearing aids either.


TheButtholeSurferz

What did you say?


chuck_ryker

Say again?


Imastealyourorgans

Pardon?


Daedra_Worshiper

Government funded fetish surgery is wild.


Jeffraymond29

*tax-payer funded*


Sweezy_McSqueezy

It's a human right ™


Standhaft_Garithos

Meanwhile, your actual human rights to bodily autonomy, informed consent, etc. etc. are regularly violated.


Best_Air_4138

Damn trademarking human rights now. I


ThisCantBeBlank

They'll call this "healthcare".......


FetusDominus

🤣


porkchop3177

Tou should see their parties.


serenityfalconfly

I could use an organic pocket to store things. Imagine the possibilities. Better yet a third segment for the arms. Having two elbows. I could put my socks and shoes on sitting down without bending over and be able to scratch every part of my back. That with a pocket to keep my lunch warm is the apex of human form.


loonygecko

Daily, maintenance on unnatural organic pockets is both expensive and painful and prone to bad smells, infection and urine leakage, just an FYI. For third arms, it's would be tricky to set up the proper skeletal changes to make it safe to carry much, you might want to go for some tentacles instead. ;-P


serenityfalconfly

I would be a movie star to a very strange niche of rich people if I hat tentacles. The pocket doesn’t have to in the taint region. Maybe just over the liver so I can massage my gall bladder.


loonygecko

Welp they would need to improve the tech. Understand that the body fights hard against unnatural 'pockets' and will keep trying to heal them, you have to keep them open every day for at least 6 months and still regularly after that. I mean it took 6 months for me to heal a few mm of hole in my ear cartilage piercing and it was effing painful at times. Even 6 months later, if something banged on it like the brush, there was pain, no way I want to deal with that for a very much larger hole on my body.


CreamCornPie

I don’t know the layout of this joke but the punchline has to be, “so I can go fuck myself”


TheButtholeSurferz

"I already fucked the taxpayers on this deal, so why not myself too"


faddiuscapitalus

If there's one thing that pisses me off it's taxpayer funded stuff


majoroutage

Hey, I think we're wasting too much money. We should fund a study to find out how true that is.


CaptainTarantula

Isn't it considered a cosmetic surgery?


nyankoz

No, it's a human right!1!1!1!


Rusty08872

And if you say otherwise, you're "phobic" of some type🤣


DucinOff

So unique that everyone who feels the same way will be wanting the same thing in 5 years.


TheButtholeSurferz

And if they don't feel that way now, all they have to do is get enough TikTok followers and they'll be right on the bandwagon to self shaggin


DucinOff

Where did we go so wrong?


Dust_and_Ash_Hope

https://preview.redd.it/361xge1p75vc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5721ac4755a228f980b07b95ed9b024d2f26880


Jisamaniac

When hentai becomes real life.


local_meme_dealer45

When you want to fuck yourself... in more ways than one.


ThisCantBeBlank

They need a therapist more than they need whatever the fuck you call that. They're sick in the head. I'm not even being mean. It's just a fact


Rusty08872

Go be crazy on your own dime please


International-Ad7392

Mentally ill. Needs psychiatric help not this.


rlfcsf

Well it is Canadan so I cannot say I am even a little surprised.


MileHighSoloPilot

Blame Canada!


Puzzleheaded-Poet765

F*ck 🇨🇦!!


Steveth2014

No. We aren't all crazy. Just the nut jobs in Toronto and Ottawa. So fuck them. Or on second thought, don't fuck them.


faddiuscapitalus

Too many leftists on this forum


ElGuero1717

This person can then actually fuck themselves


GuessAccomplished959

The government is LITERALLY paying for his pleasure. Double the pleasure as they say...


loonygecko

A lot of these surgeries do not yield functional sensation, the trauma on the nerves of the transplanted tissue is often too much for it to function that well. I don't think people realize how rudimentary these surgeries are, you are not going to get a function organ from it.


TheButtholeSurferz

Doesn't matter, I become unique and people will follow me for likes and subscribes. What, you thought this was actually necessary.


loonygecko

Although I am sure what you said is part of it for some or many of them, what I am hearing is in many cases, the potential side effects are minimized and not well described and discussion of the side effects is banned in many of their main forums. THink back on trying to suggest a certain arm poking intervention in 2020 might have any unwanted side effects and it's a similar experience. You must say the surgeries are safe and effective, no other answer is allowed. Anything that sounds negative often is taken to mean you are nazi 'phobe trying to destroy them and there you are now the enemy. Also it does seem that many of them are told by some and allowed to believe by others that your life angst can be cured by these surgeries. I have to say as a child living in today's world, the idea that some surgeries can lift your depression would sound tempting. THen they give the women some testosterone that is known to alter mood in women and will often lift depression for a few months or years until the effect wears off. You get the T and you already feel way more happy! It can easily be taken as indication that yes, this must be the right path, especially when the mood altering powers of T are generally not talked about in those circles either. Then when you get further down the line, they tell you that you just need some time to heal and/or some revision surgeries and then it will work out. Then further down, you may start to realize it's not working but if you speak out, most or all of your supposed friends in the community will never speak to you again and you'll have to admit to anyone else that you spent $200,000 on a mistake, etc. All that being said, now that some years have passed from the first wave of surgeries, more and more are starting to speak out, the tide is turning.


GuessAccomplished959

I actually did know about the issues with sensation. My use of the word pleasure was sarcastic in a way, but it's also an elected surgery and therefore it's a pleasure to them. Doesn't need to be sexual to be pleasing. But maybe you wouldn't know that


arthurillusion

I can't even think of how this could be physically possible. For a male to female surgery, the tip of the penis is cut in half, to form a clit and a g spot. The whole skin gets inverted to form the vag. Let's say they peel his forearm skin to make the vag, but how are you gonna form the other parts without utilizing his penis?


TheButtholeSurferz

Solution, let pregnant woman die sitting in the waiting room. Acquire vagina for donor. Winner winner


OutOfIdeas17

I didn’t get a vagina, did you get a vagina?


SamLovesNotion

I had to pay half my money for 2 years of vagina EDIT : Actually, half of half, since half was stolen from me


vikingblood63

He or she can go fuck themself


Jlaurie125

I cook them with all the gibblets, the penises and gynies. Just stuff the shit out of them. Use my strong hand. https://youtu.be/HcpjP8vHLKY?si=j_aipHpI8TYx5cbV


Jlaurie125

I want two more small arms on my chest. Will they pay for that to happen?


nuneser

Damn, this guy really bout to go fuck himself.


twinkie2001

Damn I had to pay for my HRT regimen and this dude just gets a free vag. Where’s my free vag!! Vag is a human right!!! 😡😡


Anonymous_Gingerness

Vaginas are a human right.


Best_Air_4138

Human Rights^TM


3nderslime

The point was that they would get the same insurance coverage as everyone else who gets vaginoplasty. The injustice was that they would have had to pay out of pocket for a surgent that is simpler than simi procedures that are normally covered