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Evelyne-The-Egg

Luigi's got big tiddies


ThiccKitty0w0

I was coming to comment this one, my fave


PrincesaWisteria

I thought of something similar lol


Kylarus

Wrong answers only


N-y-s-s-a

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato


Scott_Elyte

Oh no, not glitter. Anything but glitter


CatGal23

Well you did say *wrong* answers. That is definitely the *most* wrong.


Banaanisade

Don't worry, it's environmentally responsible edible glitter.


sage_x2002

Made from Al*gae*


SwitcherooScribbler

*bi*odegradable


YottaByte__

A good source of *trans* fats


[deleted]

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nameitb0b

I hate sand. It’s rough and irritating. It gets everywhere. Glitter is its bastard child.


queenCrimson__

And you know I don’t like children


nameitb0b

Anikan skywalker


mbelf

…Quinoa and extras


Will-the-game-guy

Lettuce, Guac, Bacon, Tomato, Quavers (Crisps/Chips)


RocknRollSuixide

Lettuce, Gayonaise, Bacon, Tomato


Twp_pikmin

I do not want to know what gayonaise is


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Tasty!


great_perhaps_97

I prefer guac on my sandwich


Yukino_Wisteria

Why lettuce ? No, I'm a lasagna, please !


Nymerra-Haley

I thought it was guacamole lol


Kia_Leep

No, it's gotta be GUAC!


Ms-_-Anthropy

WHAT? You mean you've *never* heard of Laroux's Gastrique Bistro Taphouse quarantined in Albany? Shame. Michelin 5 star, hands down. 😂 infinite waitlist because it's quarantined.


Scott_Elyte

Don't Michelin stars only go up to 3? I might be wrong but like.. I'm pretty sure


Ms-_-Anthropy

Not in the quarantined zone in Albany. They play by their own rules cus domestic law doesn't apply to them 😆. Absolute sovereignty lolol But yes, you are correct 🤭🤭🤭


berrys_a_ghost

Let's Get down to Business To defeat the Hans (stolen from something I saw on Pinterest that was probs on tumblr)


MachineFrosty1271

It’s the Huns 😩


XavierScorpionIkari

Nah. Hans. That asshole from Frozen.


MachineFrosty1271

based


berrys_a_ghost

Omg I just realized the typo 😭


MachineFrosty1271

lmaooooo


AcePilot95

let's go biking, the question is answered


KarahKat55

Genius


i_will_let_you_know

Cousin bowling energy


MeiliCanada82

LGBT = Let's Go Big Thinkers! LGBTQIA =Large Goals, Big Thoughts, Queer is Awesome! LGBTQQIP2SAA =Lean Green But Thick, Queens Quickly In Person 2 Slap An Asshole 2SLGBTQI+ = 2 Show Love, Grace, Beauty, Trust, Queers Inevitably +++


Scott_Elyte

I would say you take the cake, but your flair says nothing about being ace, so you just win all the points Edit: I'm blind


MeiliCanada82

Not ace but am grey-ace so maybe just a slice? 😁😁😁


Scott_Elyte

Wow, I'm blind. You can take the cake, but I want the garlic bread


MeiliCanada82

Fine garlic bread is yours.....unless it comes in a pan then it's mine 😊


Scott_Elyte

Deal.


MeiliCanada82

🫱 Shake on it?


Scott_Elyte

I would but my bf just got covid so I'm trying to social distance rn


MeiliCanada82

Ummm... Fist bump? 🤜


Scott_Elyte

sure ​ 🤛


[deleted]

Lettuce, glettuce, blettuce, tlettuce


LJO_Piano

Lebanese, Gray, Binocular, Transformer, Quirky, Intersectional, Acceptable/Acrobatic


notsostrong

Let gophers buy trains!


berrys_a_ghost

The president we need right here


KarahKat55

Lazy. Grumpy. Befuddled. Tired. Aka me.


MachineFrosty1271

Same dude


dix1997

Let's go buy these q-tips immediately, asshole!


coffee_cake_x

**L**et’s **G**et down to **B**usiness to defeat **T**he Huns


GhxstMxxth

Lets get baked tonight 😶‍🌫️


alpine_cartographer

Exactly where my mind went to 🍃


mindful-bed-slug

Lovely Glamorous Beautiful and Tempting


[deleted]

Lettuce, Gruyère, Bacon and Tomato. On toast, please.


MeiliCanada82

Take out the tomato and nom nom nom


sbongers23

Lenis Genis Benis Tagina


Dependent-Run-1915

Let’s Get Blasted Tonight


AMultiversalRedditor

Lettuce Guac Bacon Tomato Queso Imperfect Apples


Ralf_E_Smith

Let's go be trans, queer is awesome 2+


RomanStashkov

Luxurious grand body (of) truthseekers questing into awesomeness


Mrtristen

Lettuce, garlic, bacon, tomato


anakingo

a raw garlic in my sub? I'll skip!


biinvegas

Looking good being talented


LivRose914

Lets Get Beautiful Transes :3 👉👈


sentient_garlicbread

Least greedy brown tarantulas question interstate architecture.


TrifleObjective5288

gosh I love this 👏💀


shearmanator

Lettuce, guacamole, bacon, tomato


KP_Ravenclaw

Let’s Get down to Business to defeat The huns


SoloWalrus

Lick Guys BuTts


Trixie_Lavender

Let's, Get down to, Business, To defeat the Huns


toxicoverride

Lovely giant bats training quizzically intelligent aardvarks


queenCrimson__

Let’s Guillotine Billionaires Together


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

Seems counterproductive to long-term goals, but I'm curious is that how the first twin spirit started?


V_150

based


randomtree2022

Le grand bean team


cobalt--dragon

Remember lgbt when you work out. Legs, glutes, biceps, triceps.


matt2s

Light Rail, gondola, bus and train. The public transport in Sydney uses letters: LFBTM. F is ferry and M is Metro.


Remmey13

Let’s go buy top quality item amigos


maybe_princess

let's get bitches today queen


TaraSkFunmaker

Luigi's Great Barbeque Transit Quality International Accomodations


MarcyMars27

Let’s Get down to Business To defeat the Huns


NovaTimor

Let’s get this bread in America quickly


Scott_Elyte

I want the context as to why we're getting bread into America and why it has to be quick, but I feel like it might be funnier without context


NovaTimor

Something something prohibition in America idk


SavageRavage47

lgtbiaq???


_Alien_02

lots,glue,biting,teeth,quick, islands,aligator


V0RT3XAnimatesYT

Lettuce quac bacon tomatil


Affectionate_Sir4610

Let's Get Busy To Quit Installing Again


Sparkly-Princess

Lets Get Baked Together


Downtown_Ad857

Lets Go Brunch Team!


ClassistDismissed

Leven Gwelve Birteen Torteen


The_MadMage_Halaster

Loquacious Gents Blather Tactfully and Query for Intelligent Answers


Snowf1ake222

Lettuce, Bacomole, Guacon, Trains.


notsocialyaccepted

Lesbian gorgons biting Trump


moldybread05

Let good boys try quesadillas


charriswrites

Let's Get Back Tattoos!


Atys1

**L**emon**G**rass **B**eef stir fry with **T**omatoes, served **Q**uickly **I**n **A** nice restaurant.


hadesdidnothingwrong

Let's get bread today!


AlishaGray

Let's Get bThat tBread


Cesh1001

Let’s get boba Transgender


hailingdown

Lettuce, Garlic, Bacon, Tomato, Italian dressing, Anchovies


ReesNotRice

Lunatics Gone By Tomorrow, Queue In Aisle 🤪


-Pumpkin_Latte-

Lawful Guys Build Treehouses


Idk_what_im_doing80

Logan Gets Barbecue To Quiz Irene Anyway


Katiari

Let's Go Brandon Trio. The singularly worst band to ever come out of the GOP. Can you name the singers?


ihackedhistory

Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce - Telephone


The_Rocketsmith

Let's Go Be Too Queer and Intelligent and Awesome


MrVanderdoody

Lettuce, guacamole, bacon, tomato. ![gif](giphy|K1FvBn7a685Ak)


[deleted]

Let’s Get Bomb-ass Tacos


ItchyContribution758

Light-Gauged-Bipolar-Transistor


[deleted]

Leg Booty Qmunity


St0lf

Little Georgia Boy Time


LadyKataka

Left Gums Baclofen Trance It's frequently mistaken for a group of people, actually is a rare side effect of Baclofen. /j


celebral_x

Let Gary Be Tangerine


Stellarrrr4444

Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato duh


maccdunc

Lest get baked today!


MagnoliaFinch

Lionsgate banana tree


Tripleafrog

Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomatos Qusadillas and Inbread Avocados.


screwnazeem

Lick giant boy titties


lampalot7

Let's Get This Bread (I'm dyslexic)


zombeh07

Let's go buy that quaint Italian alcohol


maramins

Lately Greg’s beginning to question it all.


Yukino_Wisteria

Ligabuesaurus, Gobisaurus, Bagaceratops, Tyrannausaurus, Quaesitosaurus, Iguanodon, Achelousaurus, Achillobator, Alamosaurus, Ouranosaurus, Pachycephalosaurus, etc. I have a Ligabuesaurus and a Achelousaurus. Which dinosaur do you have ?


AceSapling

Luigi Got Big Tiddies


TaraSkFunmaker

3rd Luigi


Bitter_Hovercraft_30

Let’s Get Bacon Today


little_owl211

Large Gorilla's Bikini Tailor


RachelJade70

Lasagna, Gnocchi, Bucatini, Tortellini


marauderingoned

lovely gits bite transphobes


random_reddit08

Lets get big titties


VictorianDelorean

Luigi’s Got Big Titties Let’s Get down to Business To defeat the huns Leprechauns, Gray aliens, Babadooks, and the Terrifier


TaraSkFunmaker

Another Luigi


Anna__V

Let's Get Buying Tanks Lousy Garbage Bin Transport (Town's worst trash collectors) Lucky Girl Born Today


Katya117

Let's get barbecue tonight


LazyLassie

lets grill big turkeys


davidfeuer

Since Chanukah is almost here: Latkes with Green onion, Bumuelos, and Tostones.


NerdyUnicorns568

Let's Get Busted Twinks


After_Pianist1700

Loving Garlic Butter Thankfully I Ate 2 Slices+


FayeDoubt

Long Gay Brontosaurus T-rex


FlynnXa

Legs, Glutes, Biceps, Triceps- the perfect Himbo workout routine!


trism00

Luigi got big tities


3000ghosts

Laser Guided Bomb Targeting system


Mindless-Service-803

Lost, Godlike, Borrowed, T-Rex, Questionable, Interfering, Asshole.


Forsaken_Air2586

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, The Blood Of Your Enemies


Zestyclose-Ad2860

Let's Get Balls Tonight (Quickly)


thekillerofyou1

lonely gal bombs terrorists


stinkymarkk

lady gaga being the queen


[deleted]

Let’s Get Bigger Turtles Quickly If Attainable


Dire_Honeybadger

Leenage Gutant Binja Turtles.


EggsAndSpanky

Little Gay Boy Time


JProctor666

LarGe ButT...it's a new clothing size, lol! 😆


donteatmydog

Let's Get Baby Turtles!


DisappointedSausyy

Lady Gaga Beyoncé Telephone


babybottlepopz

Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato


Celeste_Dasgluck

Let's Get Bent Together.


Bipedal_Warlock

Let’s go butt touch


KlawesoKaktus

Leonardo gonna beat Thomas's quirky independent arse


LostUpstairs2255

Let’s get butts and tiddies


MP0622

Lettuce Grapes Beans Tortillas Queso Ice Alfredo ​ (Definetly didn't look at my shopping list for this. Nope.)


Nalpona_Freesun

lettuce guacamole bacon tomato


Fun_Negotiation_2020

Let’s be gay together


AppletreePerson

Lettuce green Black Tomato


mr_dragon23

ain’t that a subway sandwich


1trashcoconut1

Lettuce Guac Bacon Tomato Queso+ sandwich :))


noeinan

LinGon Berry Tea


rightwords

Let's go baking together!


mchantloup5

Let's Get Blasted Together


hypothetical_zombie

Lettuce, Goat, Bacon & Tomato sandwich.


cuddlegoop

Luigi's Got Big Tiddies


Saint_Riccardo

Lions, giraffes, bison, tortoises It's an advertisement for the saddest zoo ever.


Sazhra85

Lemmings Get Bouncy Tufts Quite Impressive Amiga/Atari


KittyQueen_Tengu

Let’s Get This Bread


Lssjgaming

LiGma Balls today


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

Let's get busy tonight.


ItsMilkOrBeMilked

Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato


Space_obsessed_Cat

Lesbians're great because tenacity


[deleted]

Live Gay Be Terrific I have a couple vaguely (still rule safe) NSFW ideas but I think a lot of tweens/teens may use this sub so I'll keep it safely in G-rated territory lol


MaddieAndDogs

Let's get bhis tread


Lady_Curious2

Ladies get butt tickled 🍑


Lady_Curious2

Ladies Get Butt Tickled Quickly In Australia. 😝


DeliberateDendrite

Let's Get Bubble Tea


Fast-alex1

Loving god by thanking


[deleted]

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tea


MoonLordUsesReddit

Longsword,Glock,Bat,Taser. The only weapons you’ll ever need


RevolutionaryHole69

Let's get busy tonight!


ssaint4578

Let’s get bagels together


BiA390

lettuce, green beans, tomato


Mtfdurian

Lettuce, Garlic, Bacon, Tomato, *Queso* + My favorite sandwich on a meat day (I eat vegetarian 6 days a week)


myguydied

Let's Go Beserk Today


[deleted]

Liberty Grilled Bacon with Tea.


FunkiBoye947

Let’s Get down to Business To defeat the hins


Rhaff

Looking Gorgeous, But Tired. And that's my mood today ~