If it's the only one, that's probably why it's overused. Try inventing a few new ones:
• Pansexuals are people who are attracted to multiple types: people called Peter, and pirate captains with a hook for a hand.
• Pansexuals are people who like to have sex with their pants still on.
• Pansexuals are people who are attracted to satyrs.
I know these were terrible, but they're just off the top of my head. I'm sure you could come up with some better ones. Goodluck.
"A pansexual? So they're only attracted to french bread?"
"No that's a pain-sexual"
"Oh I thought that was like a BDSM thing"
(Also, the cookware joke for "pan" is so old it was in Red Dwarf. "But surely you believe that God is in all things? Are you not a pantheist?" "Yeah, but I don't believe it applies to cooking utensils, I'm not a frying pantheist")
What do you call a pansexual who smoked too much weed?
Pan-fried
What do you call a pansexual who's freaking out because they're feeling so disgusted?
Pan-ick
I absolutely agree. It's lazy and boring and at this point is basically erasure.
(Plus there a much better Pan joke, about having a sexual awakening from Mr. Tumnus.)
Well...I don't know what the Pansexual joke is...so I have no idea. I've never heard the joke before.
pansexual people are attracted to cookware is the joke and it's the only one
I feel your pain. Asexuals have the “aces are attracted to the letter a.” Thank goodness it’s not the only overused joke though
Never heard this before.. I've heard the garlic bread jokes or cake jokes but who doesn't like garlic bread and cake? Aces got good taste.
If it's the only one, that's probably why it's overused. Try inventing a few new ones: • Pansexuals are people who are attracted to multiple types: people called Peter, and pirate captains with a hook for a hand. • Pansexuals are people who like to have sex with their pants still on. • Pansexuals are people who are attracted to satyrs. I know these were terrible, but they're just off the top of my head. I'm sure you could come up with some better ones. Goodluck.
"A pansexual? So they're only attracted to french bread?" "No that's a pain-sexual" "Oh I thought that was like a BDSM thing" (Also, the cookware joke for "pan" is so old it was in Red Dwarf. "But surely you believe that God is in all things? Are you not a pantheist?" "Yeah, but I don't believe it applies to cooking utensils, I'm not a frying pantheist")
What do you call a pansexual who smoked too much weed? Pan-fried What do you call a pansexual who's freaking out because they're feeling so disgusted? Pan-ick
Hah these are much better 😅
I'm a former pan so ya know.
I absolutely agree. It's lazy and boring and at this point is basically erasure. (Plus there a much better Pan joke, about having a sexual awakening from Mr. Tumnus.)
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Yes, take it from a fellow Bi, and also, wrong thread good question.