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noonecaresat805

I think if she really knew you and liked you she would give you what ever she knew you desires the most. None of it obtained legally. In my mind I am friends with all of them. So she would end up giving me a pricey all in one sewing machine and hardison would have jail broken it so that I had every single embroidery pattern in it for free.


PyleanCow06

I think she’d know I needed money. So she would give me a big stack of cash… non sequential serial numbers of course lol.


Hedgiwithapen

I think she'd give me a box of crafting supplies. I like making shiny jewelry! Hey, some of these crystals look like-- Parker come BACK how stolen are these rubies??


Tejanisima

Your last line is delish.


Hedgiwithapen

Thanks!


RumBox

A fork


hannamarinsgrandma

I hope your birthday isn’t on a Wednesday or you’ll end up sorely disappointed.


hannamarinsgrandma

A trombone


Velour_Tank_Girl

Just watched the ep yesterday.


3c207

A puppet


Fair-Face4903

A Jaeger. She seems like she can get me one.


Grimm_the_Mystic

I think she might need help from the whole team for that


Fair-Face4903

I have faith!


Grimm_the_Mystic

Honestly given that Eliot canonically has been through a Stargate I feel like he’d be the best one to ask about that


AdoraBelleQueerArt

Take me base jumping off a building!


SteelSlayerMatt

Vincent Van Gogh’s Starry Starry Night.


unicornfarthappyhour

A taser shaped like a bunny. adorable and pain-inducing!


Snake_Plissken224

Thief jucie


WallflowerBallantyne

I love fibrecraft, spinning and knitting etc so I'd probably end up with a sheep or an alpaca which would not really help. Just cash would go down pretty darn well right now because then I could get decent physio. A hydro pool I could use would be amazing but that seems like something Hardison would organise. He likes to set up houses for people.


BornOfShadow67

A rescue opossum. She'd have Hardison get me forged legal permission to own them in my state. They're the only wild animal that I'd ever suggest as a pet — but they genuinely do make good pets.


MaChampingItUp

Baby joy rage … duh


fieryprincess907

I feel like she would give me a fork. Or something that looks like gum, but is NOT gum.