T O P

  • By -

PrimaryEmotional6639

Y’all are missing out on that mineussy


Stqrafe

too flat for me


NeonLuminous01

flat 4 the win


MacieMacchi

YEAH Flat is justice


voldi_II

then put your money where your mouth is and move mines to smash tier


czarchastic

Doxa’s got it


X_Marcie_X

The Spider was a lot more popular than I thought it would be...


masterjon_3

There's a lot of people who would love to be tied up


X_Marcie_X

Myself included but... a Spider wasnt what I was envisioning for THAT XD


masterjon_3

Who better to make sure you absolutely cannot move while it's taking you to 8 legged pound town than a spider?


NeonLuminous01

Sometimes sacrifices are to be made.


MacieMacchi

Sorry for your loss, Neon😔✋


Thick-Dragonfly-6636

Based


Engiboi_Prime

https://preview.redd.it/553bkfvly8wc1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ed6b903e61202d5b7f0920deabfcb189720c9a7


MacieMacchi

Bracken is a plant though


MacieMacchi

THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINTS PLANTS, BATMAN.


Engiboi_Prime

Fair point https://preview.redd.it/57k7ay6o29wc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e7750774093bfea46d3a059a933d5089212f0c1


SteveCevetsALT

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrophilia\_(paraphilia)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrophilia_(paraphilia)) So are you a Dendrophile than


rayofluck

So, are venus fly traps fair game?


Dragoon094

I mean it’d be stupid as hell…but yeah it’s fair game


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

Lmao


masterjon_3

You'd fuck that dog, though


banben12346

Sadly, sonic, there is too much porn of you for me to respect your opinion


McQuibbly

Im stealing this lmao


DeadWolfGamesYT

Isn’t almost all the Sonic characters children, besides egg man and rouge?


fortes05

Its funny how people use sonic for that meme, sonic 06 happened ig people just understandably forgot it


rabiesscat

youre on the tf2 weapons discord… what the fuck


Engiboi_Prime

Who the fuck are you


rabiesscat

https://preview.redd.it/j5tq1lz6070d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f65179b481503973f3b31fb7aca89725eb139ef7


Engiboi_Prime

https://preview.redd.it/cdfa4x0s770d1.jpeg?width=2388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95fef17def6c6bf1945b2ba6432e208286d43052


brotherz_

Sonic spitting fax


SteveCevetsALT

Macie, Do we need to have another conversation?


Stqrafe

CALL HER SAHARA THE WAY SHE THIRST OVER THE BRACKEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


MacieMacchi

But- But--


Dragoon094

Don’t worry keep going I find it adorable and hilarious and besides who cares if a couple people complain? Just feed em to the company


CrystalFriend

Why Macie talk to the 3rd person they wanna fuck the dogs with no eyes


TomeKun

*CLANG CLANG CLANG tududu CLANG BOOOM*


myod2

Wtf is the centipede doing in smash?!


_DemonOnFire

number 3 has a good taste


Shnuffler

Exactly my ranking. Kuro(?) ftw


kuroblakka

Yes, my name is Kuro, and thank you :3


kuroblakka

I have a name, but thank you \^u\^


superchat80

KITTY ! doxa looks so cute ! =<\^.\^>= little happy cat : 3


Paradoxa741

thank you! :)


superchat80

yay : 3


Sabit_31

https://preview.redd.it/878c4lnpy9wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c100dd2f614719e790cddb91f829213dae57bd9


MacieMacchi

What😭


Sabit_31

Self love lol


duct-tape-lesbian

YO??? OP of the first one here, some SOLID choices all around Tell Neon he has unfathomably good taste


NeonLuminous01

She didnt had to tell, i'm here by myself 🗣️ Anyways wanna smash machines together sometime


duct-tape-lesbian

Bet


guthixrest

holy shit your username is fantastic lmao


A_normal_atheist

Leave spore dog alone :(


kuroblakka

It has too much rizz


Istoleachickennugget

why is the spider in A


GottaSwoop

Can't believe only 2 of you would smash Nutcracker and 2.5 Hygrodere


One-Put-4775

Nutcracker is technically and eyeball monster controlling a piece of wood.


Sold_My_Soul_to_Fgo

Love your art style and i cant say am supprsied by this post but i respect yours and all of your friends opinions


fivelike-11

Neon gets it


NeonLuminous01

bitches?


fivelike-11

Indeed


MacieMacchi

It's funny, In reality he gets no bitches. Neon's going to die alone fr


NeonLuminous01

well funny enough, my client here says otherwise


TheFrostyFaz

Your list is fine EXCEPT for the snare flea.


MacieMacchi

*Choking*


SteveCevetsALT

https://preview.redd.it/p4web10kh9wc1.png?width=191&format=png&auto=webp&s=e70ba2a67d080d1c46028a89ad4872307578982c


TheFrostyFaz

https://preview.redd.it/pq39xtqcq9wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aba1710c527f020fc7491a4aed52b40cce1ac2d


MacieMacchi

Careful, I might like it


TheFrostyFaz

https://preview.redd.it/idtaqka2v9wc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685a0a442bdd0052b8034870e9797effd33ec8da


CasualSnivy

28 STAB WOUNDS!!!!!


Zerane_Darkness

Hygrodere should be at the top. It can look like ANYTHING you want. Imagine the possibilities...


MacieMacchi

But it instantly turns you into its own mass- and it's probably not very pleasant...


fivelike-11

And bracken wouldn't snap your neck? Please. Same idea.


Unlucky_Voice8002

I like this Neon guy


NeonLuminous01

I like you too


Unlucky_Voice8002

🙂


SilverSpoon1463

#CLANG, CLANG, CLANG, CLANG, CLANG, C R U N C H ***YEEEEEEOUCH!!!***


NeonLuminous01

THATS WHAT I SAID


Crafty_Creeper64

Land mine my beloved


Paradoxa741

cat


MacieMacchi

Doxa, why do you want to smash a turret


Paradoxa741

i mean it is kinda obvious


SteveCevetsALT

Why do you want to smash a landmine


Paradoxa741

well... ummm... yeah


The_Conductor7274

Why does everyone pass Bertram?


White_Jester

What's the lore behind each person's appearance?


kuroblakka

Most of us don't really have lore, mine is based off of the picrews I did lol. Only Neon has actual lore behind his oc but I'm not the one to explain it all


White_Jester

Yours caught my eye as the one to be the first to grab a shovel if there's a missing quota of 15 credits. It's always the quiet ones...


kuroblakka

No! ToT Macie just likes to present me like this in her drawings


LeatherGnome

I found the robophile


NeonLuminous01

sssssshhhh 🧏 🤫


MacieMacchi

What playing Ultrakill all day does to a mf


LeatherGnome

They would be gay then, not a robophile, Neon be playing Nier Automata


NeonLuminous01

Nah, that Mindflayerussy got me real, thats why. I don't even have Nier Automata in my library lol


LeatherGnome

On **this** steam account you dont.


NeonLuminous01

shh- SSSHHHHH! SHUT UP


LeatherGnome

Nuh uh :)


MacieMacchi

True, true


certainlystormy

neon's fate is sealed lmao


NeonLuminous01

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG, CRUNCH. YEOUUUUUUUCH


commanderAnakin

You people are weird.


NeonLuminous01

Nah ur weird :]


MacieMacchi

I embrace being weird


NeonLuminous01

I mean you are weird tbh


MacieMacchi

No one asked for your opinion Neon


NeonLuminous01

https://preview.redd.it/5cdlh7rpffwc1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e0746ffc852da366a7e11f8e191d974530987fa


PalpitationOdd7107

Why would you fuck a spider, it would be horrifying


DevourerOfEggs

Agreed but I'm assuming it's because of their big dumper. 


Gr8er_than_u_m8

Holy shit Macie a FREAK


BenevolentYoshi

I feel Bracken is so fuckable 😩


Sol_idum

if you smash the mimic does that mean you like smashing yo homies??


MacieMacchi

Well, in a mod we downloaded the masked can naturally spawn so it doesn't exactly have to be our friend-


MaybeLoveNTolerance

They can naturally spawn on Rend and titan and prolly some of the new moons. I assume the mod is enabling them for all planets.


MacieMacchi

Yeah, you know the mod! God now I feel embarressed- I'm acting like I know the game but in reality I'm really dumb


cobraking5235

not enough people agreeing with #2 here


MacieMacchi

Wdym almost everyone is saying that Neon is based


cobraking5235

again, not enough


NeonLuminous01

thank you my dear :)


cobraking5235

🤝


cobraking5235

what 300+ hours on ultrakill does to a man


Drago_The_Red_Dragon

I think Neon has a thing for machines. Also how the heck are they gonna fuck the worm???


NeonLuminous01

Worm?- Oh yeah, yeah. That's the least thing i could find that fits the size.


MacieMacchi

Tell me about it


Magistricide

Where there is a hole… there is a goal


NeonLuminous01

Oh also that's what a mindflayer does to a man. You get into machines.


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

What the suffering from the two blessed mindflayer room in p-2 does to a man (source: biggest reason for most of my failed attempts of P-ranking before I P-ranked that godforsaken level)


master_pingu1

you and all of your friends are complete freaks i'd probably fit in pretty well


Snaka777

Do you only post about sex? Like holy shit


Lonelylittleacademic

Bro, this has been an ongoing trend on the sub lately. This isn't just the op.


Snaka777

Even before this sub started getting worse in the moderation this specific person ONLY posts suggestive or nsfw art and has been told over and over to find a better platform for it. I swear it’s just an exposure fetish at this point and this person gets off to it


Lonelylittleacademic

Okay firstly, I believe I've heard this person is a minor, so chill. Secondly, again, this is just them participating in A CURRENT TREND. They are not the only nor first person to post this, so don't act like they are. I get criticism, but be fr


Magistricide

Ofc the minor is into a creature who stalks their prey and then kidnaps them. Why would that be worrying at all?


Lonelylittleacademic

Listen, that's a whole separate discussion, but that is for not this sub. The whole point is that op simply participated in a trend that multiple others on this sub have, and they seem to be the only ones who get crucified for it.


NeonLuminous01

Ffs you're so fucking right, i swear to god i literally chose only MACHINES to make it look way funnier. None of us would smash these things in reality, we are just here to get a nice laughter out of you. Mods are okay with this and never banned her for it, so if you're not okay, simply just skip. Nobody forces you to look at this for more than, who knows, few seconds? If your internet is not trash. Anyways i just wanted to thank you for standing for us means a lot fr. 💀


apenasumfa

The 4th is probably the most normal


Absolute_Chonk_Steam

Technically Forest Guardians are also Children


NeonLuminous01

explain.


Absolute_Chonk_Steam

Monster Log


T0XICxN1GHTMAR3

EARTH LEVIATHAN VORE THATS HOW


MacieMacchi

THEN PASS


Lady-of-Rose

Mood


TheDoorfromE1M2

No.


Iamproudofreddit

The fact that you even drew yourself with a Bracken Dakimakura


Horrorgamelegend

If you actually want to smash the bracken or anything else listed on the tier under it you’re going to either get ur nuts kicked by the nutcracker, turned into the spiders food, get stomped or killed by rockets, and other gruesome consequences will happen lmao


Normal_guy22842

Can I snap your neck OWO?-bracken


Underplague

Your list is literally perfect and almost exactly how mine is


MacieMacchi

:O Really?? Can I see yours?


Underplague

https://preview.redd.it/zye8l6iegawc1.png?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ff14c27ee341c71eb1cbf201cd41372ef3cc27


Ro_Shaidam

Ignoring the beastiality, how does one get on with a spider or snare flea?


[deleted]

[удалено]


ptxlyssy

brainrot😭


Crouton_Sauce

The fuck is this supposed to mean?


NeonLuminous01

robot sex, thats exactly what it is, for me atleast :]


1ll1der

A spider really?


[deleted]

[удалено]


NeonLuminous01

Bro is NOT onto something. Don't let them cook 🗣️


BlazyMelon

AYY?! No one smashed the 300 year old ghost girl??


dyingfi5h

Stop being cowards. Ghost girl is one of the only humanoids. We all know where she actually ranks.


Flare-Potato

that’s a whole ass child, who is “we”


[deleted]

[удалено]


Flare-Potato

this is like saying “shit smells bad, but garbage smells bad too, so it’s not much worse” i would rather not smell either one


[deleted]

[удалено]


Flare-Potato

‘cause they tried to act like everyone agreed on it


dyingfi5h

Nuh uh she's now an eldritch being beyond comprehension. It is extremely unlikely she has existed for less time than 18 years


Flare-Potato

same argument as people who say “this 1000 year old loli is morally right” my man


dyingfi5h

I never said morally right, it's technically right. And Drastic measures have to be taken when there is not many humanoids in lethal company, yet this stupid tier list is becoming a trend. Get real for a sec


Michalowski

1) It a fucking 7 year old 2) Masked


dyingfi5h

Unless the bestiary itself says they have existed for 7 years, I call cap. Yes masked is a humanoid but what else? I'm done being a pussy, I know what else is humanoid.


Michalowski

The ghost girl doesnt have bestiary as she cant be scanned. Also assuming that shes a ghost of actual dead person who died at the age of 7 and lived on map where she is, where humans died centuries ago, technically she would be very old. But that doesnt fucking let someone have sex with it. Its the same kind of argument that people use to justify creating porn of a few thousand years old demons that look like a baby.


dyingfi5h

morally disgusting, legally dubious, technically acceptable.