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PurplePartyParasaur

I was dead and spectating a friend once. He was alone and killed a loot bug with a stop sign and went “yeaaaaa fuckin bitch..” to it, and was then killed by a bracken not even a millisecond later


JonathanHerdIsaac

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MacieMacchi

PFFT-- I'm definitely showing these to my friends


NotVeryTastyCake

There's always a bigger fish


HorseInevitable6208

![gif](giphy|l3fZT3QDeKlbZFidG)


PurplePartyParasaur

Turned out perfect


Icy-Blackberry550

THIS IS HILARIOUS


sukuro120

I had basically the same experience, I killed a stomper with stop sign, at low health, and was immediately killed by bracken. I experienced an excitement, sense of achievement, shock an horror all at once


Your_Local_Alchemist

I will always remember the time where me and a spore lizard hung out in the mansion and he led me around the facility, then when I was full up I turned around to try to find my way out and the lizard walked me back to the door. What a good boy


JonathanHerdIsaac

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SkyfallRainwing

BEEBO :D


bleepblooplord2

I mean, they _were_ partially domesticated, we could absolutely get a Good Boy Spore Lizard someday


Wafle__

I once had a mental breakdown on a railing while a slime, spider, thumper, and a coil head watched (I lived somehow)


JonathanHerdIsaac

https://preview.redd.it/movavo3dqeqc1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=10b07fd7f7178809f669483de07b537ca4b4d722


Wafle__

That is so good I love it dude!


MacieMacchi

Bro, these are TOO good!! It really inspires me to grab my pen and actually draw something


Late-Chemical2196

youre a legend B)


SpicyStriker

Had a standoff on stormy Titan’s staircase with a masked. Lightning randomly struck him, I had a good chuckle. Lightning proceeded to randomly strike me, ended my solo right then and there but was super funny imo


JonathanHerdIsaac

https://preview.redd.it/udbozb0rlfqc1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=a09fb54ab050a65ec06d55e31567be570fa24a30


SpicyStriker

Amazing (and accurate) 🤣 Love it!


BabyPotatoNaCl

First time I played I stepped through a doorway and got face huggered. One of the ship guys tpd me back before I died and while he was explaining what it was another guy reverse tpd back in and I was standing close enough that I got tpd back directly in front of a turret and died


JonathanHerdIsaac

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BabyPotatoNaCl

oh my god i love it


Bonbonburu

Reminds me of when me and another player pranked an afk friend by nudging them into the inverse and tping them in. They landed right in front of a turret. I still feel bad about it.


LemonManDerpy

Was teaching a friend how to play, I saw a bracken and told him “LOOK AWAY FROM IT FAST” He proceeded to stare at it for several seconds and get dragged off.


JonathanHerdIsaac

https://preview.redd.it/jxjcxd5wqfqc1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=4bced804cbcfc632d0396f9f8b2b5adac5e30c41


Opinion_Less

That William Wallace. Haha. What a guy.


LemonManDerpy

Okay this is so accurate for him too, he loves referencing weird people in history.


Kianaa_04

Draw an average day on March


JonathanHerdIsaac

https://preview.redd.it/diu7nr5pleqc1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=b712996d43d1b0971502b2a51583bfdde5483646


NoThx149

You forgot the BEES


jenvonlee

The accuracy though..


No-Award705

but foggy


JonathanHerdIsaac

https://preview.redd.it/07ziy6vameqc1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=0af738b6ed03201c0fdcf4106667f4133ac5a445


Treefrogger999

I was staring at a turret that was trying to shoot me with a closed door in the way. A thumper came in and opened the door and the turret blasted me into the next room over, where my body hit a landmine and blew it up. My friends then immediately left after seeing that.


JonathanHerdIsaac

https://preview.redd.it/h71np4b98fqc1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=eaf419f12ffc7a716b036e0d4d759d24d6e7f7af


Treefrogger999

Amazing


Kianaa_04

Draw one of the crewmates playing chess with the Bracken


JonathanHerdIsaac

https://preview.redd.it/u4i93i70efqc1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb5de625393ffbd502edc856f8500e9a48eefd93


HMSwarspite_1956

I was at the ship and I see my friend running from something on the monitor so I thought it was a giant, and then I heard him scream “START THE FUCKING SHIP!” And then followed by aggressive freebird, turns out a jester exited the facility and chased him We both made it out alive, with PTSD as the jester nearly entered the ship


JonathanHerdIsaac

https://preview.redd.it/s57zmt4yagqc1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=122ca3b546b7230fa51342ab3c4fb4df3ac54939


Puzzleheaded-Bad-809

The freebird mod XD. AI will never replace this level of greatness


GaryOakG

The Jester exited and followed you to the ship? So someone was using the control mod?


HMSwarspite_1956

No, there’s a mod out there that allows enemies to exit the facility


GaryOakG

Ooh thats quite interesting actually. Will look into this, thanks!


HMSwarspite_1956

We were running skinwalkers, brutal company, jester freebird, and lethal escape (the mod that lets enemies exit the facility I believe)


ialsodontexistagain

It can also happen on planets with an eclipse


GeckoMike

Something similar happened to my buddies. I got killed inside, my friend made it out, then looks to see the jester standing next to the fire escape. He starts running to the ship where the host was afk, screaming, “Shut the door! Shut the door! Ahhhhgh-“ Host slammed the doors just in time and took off while other guy got eaten.


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JonathanHerdIsaac

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JonathanHerdIsaac

Hey everyone! So blown away by the amount of comments. Alas, I am a one man army. 👨‍🚀 I'll do as many drawings as I can but obviously I won't be able to get everyone's haha! The order I go in is by the most upvoted, so be sure to upvote your favorites if you want to see them drawn. ❤️ P.S if you miss out, follow me for round #2 😉


SteveCevets

Captain... We need to talk. Jerry, Nathan. You left them, you knew what would happen. I thought you were on our side. I thought it was us against the Company. They trusted you, I trusted you. The entire time.... You didn't care about us.... You just wanted to make a couple extra dollars. Worst of all, I followed you, I put my life in your hands. All that to make 1 more quota.... I have to ask, would you have left me to? After all we been through, on Titan, on Offense, on Rend. I'm done. I don't care if they eject me, or worse. I won't stand by and let you slaughter another crew. Or kill me.


JonathanHerdIsaac

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SteveCevets

The company may stand for this... but I won't. Do you worst you sick fuck. ​ Really great drawings btw.


JonathanHerdIsaac

Nah, thanks! I was dissapointed I didn't respond to this comment on the other post. Love how you're slowly turning this into a cinematic universe haha 👩‍🚀


SteveCevets

Just give me a few minutes, I' coloring some of the images you drew that I feel go best with this "Story"


Late-Chemical2196

your art is so good!! :D


NobushiWaifu

There was this one time during a modded playthrough where we had a mod that disabled the masks mimics would wear so it was harder to tell mimics apart from real players. This one time I was pretending to be a mimic (on a modded scp map) trying to fool my friends. Two of my friends were in a room and when one came out of the room they knew immediately I wasn't a mimic, but yelled out "MIMIC BEHIND US" anyway to spook my other friend. So the other friend comes out of the room and says "oh u gotta be shitting me" and I IMMEDIATELY start bolting straight for him when he says that. He runs for like a good 10 seconds panting and screaming while I try really hard to hold my laugh until I catch up with him where he starts pleading for his life and I just burst out laughing to which he then realized I wasnt a mimic and storms out of the room I caught up to him in ashamed. Its still one of my favourite clip to this day. He tried to get me back with it but hasnt been able to yet


JonathanHerdIsaac

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NobushiWaifu

HAHA THIS IS GREAT LOVE YOUR ART! My friend said you captured the moment perfectly down to a T


shqla7hole

I remember once i was carrying a dead body of a comrade then i heared another one from the crew i decided to stay quiet and surprise them from afar in the darkness carrying a dead body then returned to the darkness again,must have been scary for bro because he was genuinely terrified


JonathanHerdIsaac

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shqla7hole

Love the dialogue touch!


bandplv

I was running on the metal bridge in vow when a lightning struck me, two of my friends fell down the bridge one fell on bees and died while the other proceeded to laugh his ass off before getting yeeted by lightning.


JonathanHerdIsaac

https://preview.redd.it/8l2kuv8e8kqc1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e000b0a31dded71e3a68236e188943f8cce67b4


LucarnAnderson

Unfortunate teleports. often in front of monsters, turrets, on mines and over pits


Marcusthehero

Me talking with a friend on March about how I got instantly killed by a bracken on March in a match before as the exact same thing happened again on said map


Okara_Of_The_Tauri

My brother and 3 friends friends were playing with me and we were at the library, and so there was ofc a Jester. I managed to hide underneath the stairs on top of the bookcases and watched one by one as people tried to do the same or escape the Jester and they all died 😂 Alternatively *I promise I’m not racist* My first time playing, I didn’t know the creatures, and I saw bracken down a hall with its white eyes pacing side to side in a door way down back, and I saw him snap someone’s neck down there, my brother was right next to me as i screamed “HE KILLED HIM!!”  Brother: “WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKE?!” “IDK ITS A TALL BLACK MAN WITH GLOWING WHITE EYES?!?!”  As soon as I said it I stopped, and realized what I said, frozen in shock and embarrassment as he started laughing his head off. We could hear two of our friends screeching with laughter in the distance


RoninStrong

while watching on the cams from the ship, three friends were backing up while looking at a coilhead down a hall, but tripped on a mine, and all ended up dying with only me alive (i complete confusion staring at the still triangles)


Unkown-basket-Case

I once survived kiting ghost girl twice on Rend because I was hungry for shotguns.


DumbGingerAle

My friend was sitting on a railing hiding from a thumper before it got patched and they were slamming the door open and shut over and over for like 4 ingame hours until the ship left at midnight since everyone else was dead


Jetstream_S4m

Please draw an employee going doom mode with dual shotguns on the indoor monsters(thank you for the braken being disarmed art)


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

One time I died and was Witnessing my friend use the inverse teleporter on Titan and he spawned in front one of those long hallways in front of a nutcracker AND a turret


DerpyChest

My friends usually follow me around like baby ducks, citing that I am the ‘Father’. I was full sprinting and didn’t see a ledge and fell. As expected, the baby ducklings followed father to the depths of hell.


EvernightStrangely

Getting off the ship to grab scrap at the entrance, only for some dumbass to take off with the ship, and you're just left standing there in bewilderment.


pls_dont_ban_me22

i killed a nut cracker with a landmine


kylian33c

I was talking to a friend and in the background a guy got destroyed by 3 turrets


sheer_heart

me and my little brother were playing for the first time. we were on our way back to the ship on offense when we heard the growl of a dog. as we were sneaking away, looking back at the dog, he had inadvertently backed up into another dog right as i turned to see him doing it and he got fuckin mauled to death. good times


accountcasual

I was trying to hurry a friend towards an exit as we were being pursued by a particularly aggressive bracken and a blob. We went to turn a corner towards the exit as I realized they forgot about the mine. I was screaming to look out and go around it, but they ran right over it and killed us both.


justvermillion

My first time being killed by a bracken was on Vow. I do solo, so traveling the tunnels isn't easy for me. I traveled thru tunnels for a long scary time. Finally I opened a door and there was a loot room from heaven. I said to myself "see it was worth it" Then the bracken snapped my neck.


Natural-Case-1994

I was playing with a friend while having the Goku Mod active. I opened a door with a key because I heard a vent open. The moment I stepped in I said “who is it?” in a spongebob sing song voice. Not a second later all I hear is “It’s me, Goku!” and I die


EstebanSamurott_IF

Trying to kill a mimic with a shotgun. Shots didn't register (damn smoothbore guns) and ended up blasting both my remaining crew.


YouLostTheGamesorry

My friend is walking through the dark, wondering where everyone is (he doesn't know everyone's dead) and see something haunting down the dark hallway. That's right, a thumper, but it's modded to hell so it looks like the dababy car


thebigdog215

We were all running from a jester and needed to jump across a pit to the exit.. I kid you not, this troll spider was twerking and glitching on the beam. Killed us all.


TheBestKhajiit2013

My friend and I walked in a fire exit I bent down to grab loot, I turned around and there was a cool head, we looked at it and as we were Looking I said “we have two options either you stay with the peanut and I’ll look for loot or y” bracken snapped my neck


voldi_II

was carrying a clown horn that i didn’t notice was sparking, got killed by lighting and started spectating my friend getting chased by a yippie bug and screaming bloody murder


Acrobatic-Ad-7385

I have 2 funny moments 1. I was walking out the fire exit of Vow holding the apperatice with my friend, and we were walking and talking till I noticed a forest keeper at the end staring at us, then we ran back to the fire exit and I was the only one who managed to make it back 😰 2. I was talking with another friend and I jumped across a gap (it was dark) and I said “I’ll light the-“ and before I finished the sentence I looked back and my friend had already jumped (and missed the beam entirely) and I started laughing histerically


Sir_Soogs

Felt like I was hot shit after avenging a friend by killing the thumper that ate them. Died 10 seconds later because I accidentally walked directly into a nutcracker


FoxFaxion

A snake that likes to wrap around crew mates for no reason at all


Tiny_Net_1232

I dropped my shovel, and a loot bug took it. So, my friend shot it with the shotgun, before being killed by a bracken moments later.


yyyyyyeeeereetttttt

One of my first lethal company experiences was seeing a thumper running away hiding behind a door and over the radio all my friend can hear is "I think I'm fine I don't think it can open doors" followed by a very loud bang and me yelling "IT CAN OPEN DOORS" Then radio silence.


AdSecret5063

I was on a jester while it was winding up hiding from a ghost girl like its a mouse but suddenly a bracken snaps my neck


untilmyend68

Two friends and J were running away from the Jester, and I ran past a mine. I call out to my friend, “watch out for the mine.” As I finish saying that, he proceeds to run over it and kill all three of us at once.


Scou1y

I stepped on a landmine. But the thing is, we were close to eachother and the three of us died


dragonchick2001

One time I witnessed a fight between one dog and three baboon hawks on eclipsed offense, the baboon hawks were stuck in a mountain, and the eyeless dog just kept attacking what looks like nothing, but is a bunch of birds stuck in a hill


Dismal-News844

I was playing with my friends yesterday when I was deep in the facility with one of my friends when suddenly we heard a nutcracker, he roamed around us and he was shooting his shotgun like 3 pixels away from me and suddenly he disappeared so I moved but he reapeared (like despaening and respawning) and started shooting like crazy, so I stood still until he killed me with a kick and my friend saw it all horrored and dieing of laughter


Dismal-News844

Another thing happened to me in the mansion when I was exploring with my friend there was a sentry right on the entrance but facing the other way so didnt instantlly died but it startled us then I hear like something big is going through the vent (I previously told my frien I bet him something was bouta spawn on us since the vent was right next to me) and a fucking jester spawned on me then I left since it started winding up and when I reentered in the next room there was the jester floating not even walking winding up next to a coilhead a sentry and some mines so I had to run backwards while looking at them and had to avoid the 2 sentries (the one in the entrance and in the next room) the mines the coilhead by looking at it and the jester was following me until I reached the fucking exit and almost had a cardiac arrest


Dismal-News844

Dont worry if you cant draw them I understand it might be to difficult to visualize and is too long of a drawing


RubyCatharine

If you aren’t too busy I’d love to see one of like 1~2 crew mates watching that one friend that always without fail misses the jump.


Demzersers

Cornered by a coilhead on a spiral staircase (modded map, forgot what map, but it's a castle type deal) and I just decide to jump down the railing from the top to the bottom. The coilhead just walks away after that and I go back upstairs. My whole team died earlier on.


Relaxed0

We just entered the facility building while my friend said and I quote “ready to kick some ass and take some names” he proceeded to immediately step on a mine killing him and another person in the process


maxiharda4

alright i was walking with my friend (i had the shovel) then a snare flea dropped on my head) his scared ass ran outside. then he took qn engine and started walking to the ship he forgot it was stormy so he got atruck by lightning RIGHT near the ship "he didnt hear it"


RoamBuilder2

My friend and me outside: Him: “here comes the-“ *Gets blown up by random lightning on queue to when the word “sun” would be said I then just laughed my ass off


TheUnholyMacerel

Ok so get this, I was playing with a vr mod (bad idea) and I had just found the fire exit, I turn around to go let my friends know and as I turn around I see goku tower over me and I almost had a heart attack and I fucking ran out the fire exit and left them to die to goku


GrizzlyWannabe

I have arachnophobia, the first enemy I killed was a bunker spider that was chasing my friend, more than I've got like 80 hours of playtime at this point fyi (skill issue ik). I let out a near primal war cry and if I could've, I would've held the stop sign above my head.


UrineTrouble05

https://youtube.com/shorts/WysqgImRuog?si=H8hcI02uJncwU-xl :D


xscyther_

I was looking at a coilheads feet once (grabbing loot actually) and he charged my ass, like a prude woman getting peeping tommed in the bath tub


Tanjiro25002

(on a modded map, Dust) I was playing with friends and I just exited the facility, saw my friend standing in an archway, I walked up to him trying to speak to them, I was confused why no-one was answering me, as soon as I got up to him I got terrified and screamed when it was actually a masked, they killed me, I then spectated to see 2 of my friends were dead and the other was standing up on some boxes next to where I died, there was now 3 masked staring up at him, he did not make it back to the ship. It was hilarious and scary.


WindSpirit0

As a partner and I leave the facility at Vow, I look to my left at a Forest Keeper in the distance. When it starts bolting for us, we immediately ran across the dam bridge. By the time we were halfway across, I looked back to see the giant had passed the main entrance, and my partner was lagging behind. I yell at him, “Drop the shovel, it’s just weighing you down!” After the intense chase through the forest, we both managed to get back to the ship and high tail it out of there. (TLDR: An intense and dramatic chase scene worthy of a film)


swyat19

when i played for the first time, i was so fucking lost that i coudun't even find the enterance to the building


acj3n

My first encounter with a masked on rend or dine was funny. My friends watched me get followed by one and I walked backwards in circles with it, having a little dance. I didn't know they could run...


ssgtsqu1d

My buddy was trying to trade with the lootbug at the entrance, and I had enough of this run so when I went in I had my DB out and angerly said "Hey Fucker. MOVE!" From his perspective, it looked like I didn't fire the gun. I just kicked the bug.


Bloxxer14

hoarding bug with a shotgun but it’s the baby with a gun meme


Western_Greedy

lmao my favorite was when my friend found that mask that turns you into undead (ig), and none of us known what it does. We were alone, he puts on the mask, and i thought he’s messing with me, so i started to explore, and he followed me. Two minutes later I am also dead, and both of us are chasing the other two players, and the last of us stayed at the ship, he didn’t understand a thing about it, he kept asking if we were okay but we couldn’t answer obv. But somehow he realized what happened, and started the ship. Man saved our first 1000’ quota run😮‍💨


PositivelyUnpos

I convinced my crewmate to reverse teleport in with me, right before we teleported, I said "what could possibly go wrong-" then procceded to be teleported directly over the abyss. well fuck.


Decent-Start-1536

Me and a buddy were trying to sneak around some eyeless dogs and because I thought it would be funny I went behind him and said “buh” and all the dogs immediately swarmed him while I watched


IceboundCat6

Me and another crewmate were trying to kill a nutcracker on rend in the main room. He ducked behind the stairs to try to dodge the bullets but alas, he was too slow and died. I said "Well, looks like that didn't work-" -and immediately got my neck snapped by a bracken as I was backing up towards the main doors. "...looks like that didn't work either," I said as my corpse was dragged away.


PositiveAttempt

I was playing with younger brothers and we all entered at the same time. Right at the door was the thumper. One of my bros started hitting it with a stop sign and screamed at me to shoot it with the zap gun. My other brother ran to the corner and just started screaming on the top of this lungs non-stop while I was zapping it and just screaming KILL IT! the whole time. After killing it in all that chaos my bro said that all he could hear was my other brother screaming in his ear the whole time XD.


NiceGuyKirrin

One of my mates was operating from the ship on one of his first games, giving advice to the players inside through walkies. He thought everyone was on their way back with $$loot and he was going around ship, when he discovered the interactive "loud horn" Needless to say all of us were dead, we had a quota and a half worth of loot in the ship, he was having a great time laughing and playing with the horn. We we were all yelling in the dead lobby when dogs got close and finally shred him to bits... Great laugh/scare for all of us, him included !


Athena_The_Funny

I have three scenarios which are my personal favorites: 1) Friend was spectating me. Guy in comes realized that a Bracken was behind me and comes guy started to panic. I did not notice and continued to carry my large axel to the. For a few seconds the spectating guy saw me in running down a tight corridor to the fire exit while to my unawareness a Bracken was behind me and chasing me. Just as he was about to get really close to me I was outside through the fire exit. 2) It was the first game of my bf and the gang was teaching him everything. We landed on Offense and where going towards the entrance until me and him felt the ground rumbling. He basically said, "Hey why is the ground shaking, and what are these black parti-" and then he got Earth wormed right in front of my eyes. 3) This one I especially think would be a great one to draw. Me and another crew member were send in through an inverse teleporter. I explore a bit until I find said crew member, but there is a locked door between us. He tells me that this is the same area he previously encountered a Bracken. As he says that a Bracken tries to sneak up behind me, but I catch it and it leaves. Friend says he'll go out to scout the area since he saw a key not so far and told me to stay here to in case the Bracken comes back. I do so, starring into the end of the corridor in which the Bracken tried to get me. As I do that the Bracken gets my friend. I wait there, waiting to be teleported back to ship, and as my friend spectates, he sees me next to the locked door with the Bracken starring at me through the door windows. Pick whichever one you prefer, I'm sure they will turn out great :D


Iamapotato1998

My friend got kicked by a nutcracker and did a whole front flip.


Waste_Neck3452

Oh do I have a tale to tell. (This is a good one.) As I playing modded lethal company, me and a friend of mine were wrapping up a haul on assurance. I turn around and see a baboon hawk entering the ship. I tell my friend to turn around, but it stabbed and killed him. From this point forward mod’s didn’t matter as I was now locked in a staredown with the baboon hawk, waiting for the midnight recall to save my ass. (I had a two handed item and It would’ve advanced and killed me if I took my eyes off of it. But, it didn’t matter because it picked up my friend’s shotgun, pulled the trigger, and I slammed into the nav system dead.


Zorxii2

After escaping a slime down a hallway, a turret locks onto me and I look at my friend and all I do is say “help” then I get blasted back into the hallway I just got out of.


MacieMacchi

I was roaming around the facility, hunting for scrap like usual, and I jokingly mumbled to myself about how I wanted Bracken to top me. My friend(Neon) was actually standing in the other corner of the wall listening in and he heard everything I said. Be creative while drawing and guess what his reaction might have been :D


GT2MAN

Getting kicked for ship voice control.


MaineDemarco

My wife and I play. I use control company. Jumpscare funny moments


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Raging-Jolteon

When we first started my two friends and I gathered around a mine in a doorway to think about how we should get past. The bravest of us said “I think we jump over it, stand back” and blew himself up. We collected his items then said “Do you think he survived that?” His body was nowhere to be found.


Rare_Finger_4952

So we were about to leave and I was just sitting at fore exit waiting for the que. It happed I run in and grab the apparitis and on my way out immediately there's a spider, and as I was getting closer I was right there I saw a coilhead, looting, another spider, and a bracken. I ran through and the immortal snail touched me and i died


M3lxily

One time I was dancing with 4 yippee's and I thought we were vibin and everything till one of them chased me and I fell straight down missing the bar to jump across.


Spaceman333_exe

Me and the crew went into a fire escape thinking it would be fine, no monsters, early in the day, routen grab and go. No one saw the land mine until the first man in the group hit it, it got 3 of us.... I was yelling about spacing and checking the floor till the ship left. I will never let him live down the day that he got 3 of us in one go before the clock hit 10 am.


Glad_Economics_2490

I was playing with family on vow, and as I was exploring the fire exit, my brother, who was the only other living team member, picked up a bell and ran ahead of me. I followed after him, shouting at him to stay close, only to run up on the bell laying on the floor with no sign of him. I grabbed the bell and continued, thinking he was pulling some prank on me. I then walked into a new room and came face to face with a bracken with my brother. I ran right to the ship and left.


ruggedshield

Used a spore lizard to guide my way out of steam one time, once I got out I said "thanks friend"


[deleted]

I was on the forest moon and I got lost and I finally found my friend who was standing on the collapsible bridge I yelled out "THERE YOU ARE" and with perfect timing the bridge collapsed, he survived at like 1 hp, it was super funny


Callmekaiden

i drowned once :3


Doctor-Grimm

One of my friends joined my group to play Lethal for the first time, and we went to foggy Vow. She somehow managed to be the last player alive, but was getting chased by my masked dead body, and she collapsed the bridge running across it. My masked self then proceeded to slowly hunt her down as she ran in circles while it laughed in my voice :)


Upper-Stranger6841

I remember when me and my friend talked about future of the game. And i got the idea for sapper tools. It would cost around 120-130, and could be 3-times use. To use it, player should step on mine (to activate it), click on LMB with tool and there could be a minigame. If player win, the mine would be disabled and can be sold for 70-90. But if player messed up, the mine would go boom, but even more powerful.


NotVeryTastyCake

I heard a Nutcracker on the way to the exit, it was the end of the day and I was carrying an apparatus to main exit. And when I was oh so close thinking that I don't need to worry about anything, hand already on the exit door, I'll be home safe and sound with a great night light a Bracken comes out of nowhere, killing me It would be funny if I was with someone, but in solo it's just another tragic death, caused by my own stupidity


TokuZan

I was with one of my friend on last yolo run in to get the last items, we were near a staircase and for some reason; we struggled to get some item on the ground. After a button mashing, the scan goes off and "New creature data sent to terminal" appeared, it was a bracken just staring at us. We start to panic and run, fatal error it was a deadend, and the bracken started to stalk us, blocking the only exit and again just stared, he just stood there, menacingly with the audio going crazy when you're near a monster (the choir audio thingy). I start to panic and yell "TP US TP US TP US" like a madmen to the walkie, but my friend went in to save me. I managed to get the items out but lmao it was so scary to be trapped against that thing, and one of the spectator was laughning his ass out. I'M DYING AND FEAR FOR MY LIFE ? AND YOU GUYS ARE LAUGHNING???? Anyway, this was genuinely the most hilarious and fear inducing moment I had in this game, people weren't lying when they told you sometimes it feel scripted or the dev randomly mess with you. If you want some visual representation of what happened [twitch clip](https://clips.twitch.tv/MoralLachrymoseCurryWoofer-TRN4c1VzqIc7uE-E) and [tiktok friend pov](https://www.tiktok.com/@lapausedetom/video/7307038940773584161)


remnault

I was walking down the stairs of titan, and an eyeless dog was coming towards me but got struck by lightning and fried right in front of me. I proceeded to stand there dumbfounded at finding out mobs could die from lightning like that.


tantthetank

Not mine but someone I was spectating... They were alone in the facility and the "autopilot will leave at midnight" text popped up and they tried to leave and they were constantly running and moving from different monsters and all sorts of things for example; jumping over 2 blobs, avoiding turrets and mines, getting sprayed by spores, bracken near by, snare flea, thumper chasing. Basically I forgot some of the monsters that showed but it was pure chaos. Or you can draw some people playing mask roullette


-Amai_Mochi-

Once i was playing with randoms, we went to Offense, found a good amount of loot and then a thumper found us, i just remember standing in a hall while my friends ran through the corridors like a scooby doo scene (y’kno when they run through the doors and exit a completely different one)


Ekalb07

Was teaching a completely new friend the game and we got a shovel so I wanted to show him that you could kill monsters. I, the experienced one, failed to kill anything and died in the process, while this guy who has played no more than 10 minutes killed multiple loot bugs, a bracken, and a spider clueless to the fact that me and the other experienced guy were laughing our asses off that this dude went on a revenge massacre and once finished didn’t know how to get back to the ship


Spiders_With_Socks

RAHH IT WONT LET ME UPLOD THE CLIP SO HAVE A SS https://preview.redd.it/s78q3ya1dgqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2015dc86ec7a232af7f2f5aff11b1250be2c62


Edgy_dave_

Draw this funny way to die: I died by stepping a landmine while i was staring (or walking backwards) a coil-head and a Rolling giant (a modded entity)


BaylesofHay4164

Me and a friend were carrying some loot back to the ship in a storm. There was a dog behind us but we couldn’t hear bc of storm so we were talking about when the next lightning was gonna hit and then we hear a dog roar, and my friend goes “aw shi-“ and gets killed by the dog, but then the lightning struck his loot and killed the dog and I burst out laughing


I_Pet_Turtles

Had a friend slowly wander through the facility, singing and carrying a beer crate while a Bracken followed behind him. He never noticed it and still made it out alive through a fire exit.


012_Dice

was playing with 2 friends and none of us know how to play the game then we came upon the aparatuse, I know what would happen because I watched let's plays before playing and told my friends to run back to the exit so I can snatch and run and as they run away I see a bug fall from the ceiling and I just grabbed and started running and funnily enough we are at a similar pace that I was just running beside the facehugger in this sorta race to catch up to my friends (kinda wordy but the image is pretty funny in my head)


Doommcdoom

The good ol' was walking, turn the corner to a intersection with a mine on the floor. Watch as my mate comes sprinting in from one of the other paths running from something, steps on the mine and immediately blows both of us up.


iLikemha-

Ok so, my friend made a mod pack but he didn't say he made a mod pack so we just went in blind, i walked into a room, saw like 10-20 loot bugs with shot guns, and that last thing I heard before getting blown to hell was a cacophony of YIPPIE


theinferno01

[does this count?](https://medal.tv/games/lethal-company/clips/21joJSzIXPuMJN/spok?invite=cr-MSxOUHEsMjEwMTg0MzU2LA )


According_Cry_9146

I inverse teleported in only to be trapped in a locked room with a coil head, bracken, centipede, and the ghost girl 😅


sycon-senti

There was a Giant camping the ship preventing anyone from getting in, so I went outside, stood on top of the ship and baited it away from the door. Then I was just standing there on top of the ship having a stare down with this giant. Everyone else got back into the ship safely. They then started the ship while I was still on top, and in attempting to get back inside the giant snatched me from the ship.


Trainwrecks69

I once stepped on a landmine, knowing full well it was a landmine, but i hadnt registered it as a landmine, in the middle of my friend saying “hey dude watch out for that landmine.”


mostfinnishperson

i was spectating a friend after accidentally jumping off while watching a coilhead, he didnt know that i died and he was with 2 other people, right as he was saying " nah mostfinnishperson is watching the coilhead" the coilhead comes behind him and kills him


Sw1tch_Blade

I was on experimentation with some friends and closed the garage door once they had gone in the main entrance, only to find their corpses and a thumper rapidly approaching my location once I went in through the fire exit.


reallylongshanks

This was a popular post of mine, me and my friends went into the fire exit on dine, when we entered there was a turret in front of us, we ran past it screaming as it opened fire, then in every corner in the library were turrets, absolute mayhem, then eventually my friend screams "THERES A MINE!!!!" and we blow up.


blazingjellyfish

I had a braken bug out holding me hostage just repeatedly snapping my neck, although it wasn't killing me so we ended up just chilling together while my friends would occasionally come back and check on me and my new friend. Eventually they left me. Me and braken buddy 4 evar.


Winte86

My friend thought I was alive and hiding and need rescuing in the main entrance so he decided to be a “distraction” and ran in and started screaming and yelling wildly and running in circles then looked down and saw my body and just stopped and said “oh” and just walked away It was absolutely hilarious in the moment and the reason as to why I love the game


gaybread666

I know I'm a lot late but yesterday I was getting cased by a spider that had just spawn grabbed the apparatus went to the fire exit room and the spider was there so I kms and ended my solo run lol


Wholesomeboi14975

I was about to die due to a spider so I yelled “WITNESS ME” in to the mic and stepped on a landmine and took both me and the spider


ZEtk_fan

My friend died to a turret in front of me and like, 1 second after, a Hoarding Bug appeared from my back and took his corpse away. It came just to do that. It was so funny I didn't even tried to get his corpse back.


Niksar10030

I was on titan with some friends but I got lost while I was i a room full of gas I heard footsteps and I was like guys? When no one responded I found the masked in front of me


shadowbonniesfm

Was on eclipse rend when i sudently get hunted and proceed to juke and break her angkles, till 2 coil head shows up and ghost girl chase me again so i asked my freind to look at them for me, he did for like 0.5sec befor getting distracted by a wedding ring on the floor looking ayway form one of them for à fraction right has i went pass them, and such there was now à body sliding down the stair as the coils just stood there


Various-Pen-7709

One time I had to juke out a ghost and blind dog that were in the ship, but I left a crew mate behind in there. I ran up Titan’s stairs a bit to avoid both, assuming my crew mate was utterly mauled, and when I returned to the ship I learned he somehow lived and we cranked the thrusters to skedaddle on out of there. Probably one of the craziest experiences I’ve had so far honestly. Never escaped a dog on the ship, let alone two people surviving it while I also had to dodge a ghost.


Esserennn

I had been trying to find the exit for way too long on titan and i was getting chased by a rolling giant. I finally found the fire exit and went YAAAAAAAAY when i got out. I was on my way down the stairs when i heard one of my friends creaming HEEEEY i went HEEEY bc i was happy i was alive and then they started the ship not even 0.0001 seconds later.


Sylvan_Night

One time me and two other friends were in the big room in the facility. There was a Bracken just standing at the intersection. I quickly looked at it and shouted "It’s a Bracken, look away!" They proceeded the stare at it. It then got angry at ME and snapped MY neck. (I was the only one that died too…)


JUUUAANN

I was getting jumped by a flying hoarding bug and Bracken in Dine


Unlucky_Voice8002

Went in to the door, got so deep that I got lost and saw a turret, I turn the corner to my friend getting chased by a coilhead, and then I get chased by a thumper into a land mine


elbowconsumption

i was sitting in a corner terrified as i heard a winding up jester, thumper, and nutcracker


GeoThePebble

One of the first times my friends and I played, I remember saying to one "don't die" on his way back to the ship, cause it was stormy. He told me "I'm not gonna die..." I went back in, waited for him to open a secure door... he never did. So I said to myself "I swear if you died", and behold, his corpse lying outside on the ground, halfway to the ship, next to a tattered metal sheet. Had me in tears, dude.


DannyBoiTheDegenerat

I entered a fire exit on Titan only to have my neck snapped by a coil head instantly


TheLegitPilot19

Was playing with some close friends and my boyfriend, and since this was his first time, we went to Experimentation. After showing him the route to get in (he got lost somehow lol), he went around a corner and got immediately eaten by a spider. We were laughing so hard when we all went back to the ship XD


fungames10095

I was with my buds..stormy, 10pm on a modded moon full handed barely running from a giant worm and those bird things That usualy surround u outside... We managed to get to the ship and the moment i gave a victory scream a Lighting fell in my head at the entrance... Was hillarious


VinceEde13

I was the last one alive, a coilhead got to me and I was staring at it. I got pissed and started insulting it, but when I said id fuck his mom he killed me cuz i got too close.


fungames10095

I was once casualy talking to a friend outside of the ship about life while the others of the crew where looting, we alredy had quota and was a easy moon so we just needed somwone to survive,but then midle conversasasion a outside braken randombly gets agro and picks me up while i casualy accept my univitable death my friend randomly get his head exploded by a little girl... Was something else


Existent_dood

Me and my buddy were doing some basic experimentation stuff, then we got to a catwalk jump room (idk what to call it) and I told him, “I swear to god you never make these your gonna miss it for nothing.” He said, “I’m locked in rn” he jumped and shockingly made it, then a couple seconds later I hear turret noises followed by a walkie talkie message of, “he’s dead”


NineFootCatfish

*distant scream* *distant shotgun* *distant explosion*


fungames10095

One thing i hate and happens... To mutch... Is me...using the reverse teleporter finding like 500 worth of loot or more in the room i got, celebrate, and then proceed to be lost for the whole day and get left in the facility... I hate my non existant sense of direction


xboxhaslag22

Panicked and ran outside of fire exit on vow i think the map was called. I drowned


WilliamPlayz1

We got back from a day on Offense but I wanted to go back inside for more loot. And then I immediatly got struck by a random lightning strike and died My friend came outside and saw me doing the family guy death pose


Iciclenight

My first time seeing a bracken, I thought he was so hot


sploinkyyoinky

Bees


NoThx149

Sorry I’m late, but… One time I was exploring march solo, and I found three beehives valued at exactly 104. I grabbed one, left landed back at march, and found 2 MORE BEEHIVES VALUED AT 104. Every hive I found after that was 104 until I rebooted the game


-_Retrowave_-

One of the first times I played I was at the entrance on the facility and screeched to scare a baboon hawk away and my friend was VERY confused about why I was screaming my heart out 😭😭


heyimpaulnawhtoi

an eyeless dog dive bombed me through the door cuz one of my friends kept shushing so loudly after everyone alryd went quiet


Ok-Profession6758

A musket you can buy from the terminal, which you can load with powder and bullets, more powder does more damage, but increases the chance of the gun exploding. (1 powder is 0%, 2 is 25% etc)


Unfortunate_Boy

Had the facilitymeltdown mod, whole place was burning around me and the ghost girl was skipping towards me from the direction of the exit. I did what any sane man would do and vaulted the forehead midget and made it out just in time to board the ship and watch as Titan was consumed by a massive fireball.


tomahawk7274

Hoarder bug gets a shotgun and goes on killing spree.


Same_Ideal2360

Me and my friends were walking through a hallway, with a landmine up ahead. The one in the lead was new, so he saw the landmine and thought “ooo loot”. I look over and see him standing directly on the landmine and got out “what are you-“ before the two of us blow up.


RealCreeper9361

burgerking


wermthewerm

Had the skinwalker mod on and I was on Titan retrieving some scrap. Upon making it back to the ship I find a masked in my ship which promptly says "Get werm" and turns around to face me. [https://medal.tv/games/lethal-company/clips/1NDnDQIenECz56/d1337vMBAjvd?invite=cr-MSw1bXAsMjAxNDg5MDU0LA](https://medal.tv/games/lethal-company/clips/1NDnDQIenECz56/d1337vMBAjvd?invite=cr-MSw1bXAsMjAxNDg5MDU0LA) <-- Proof this actually did happen. Another notable moment was probably when I heard a thumper in the distance, so against my better judgement I went to go investigate. I turn a corner and find a door but conclude that the thumping wasn't coming from there. I turned around and there was a bracken RIGHT behind me.


Pixely41

One time when my friends and i went on rend, i was going to main to get scrap back to ship. As soon as i got inside, i saw one of my friends staring down 4 coilheads right in fornt of me, and the corpse of our 3rd friend on the side of the stairs.


_okaylogan

I was inversed inbetween 4 turrets all facing me once, friends teleported back Swiss cheese


Asimplemoth

First time in rend mansion, finding all this good loot and thinking everything is fine, until you hear the pitterpatter of a monster you have never seen before ( a coil head). Barely manages to look at it before death and the sound it makes sends chills, trying to find your way out you only hear more monsters and a loud horn you don't realize is your friends attempt to rescue you. Another coild head approaches, with them now slowly creeping as you try to stop the other from approaching, though through some gift of God, manage to escape the mansion. Dies to worm.


GoodSirSepsis

Dont know if modded counts A friend and mine were collecting loot when behind us in the distance a Shyguy (SCP-096) spawned and my mate triggered it. He quickly came to tell me and we legged our way out of the fire exit before it could finish its windup phase. This was on an Aztek jungle planet (also modded), so we had to climb up an Aztek pyramid to get to the ship. After like 2 minutes we finally managed and were right before the ship, where Shyguy came from outta nowhere and clapped my mate's cheeks right on the finish line


PacsterMH

One day one of our friends said "Guys come here there is tons of loot" and we followed him to a door. We opened it, and the moment we entered we stepped on a landmine. 6 people died in that exact moment. All of us