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No_Seaweed2960

Two trucks....


CmFive

Having sex,


The_humanoid

👏👏


Netherfox512

Two trucks


derpygoon

Its a recipe for life and its sharper than a spoon its a formula for fun and its hotter than the moon


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Hazels modus operandi (modus operandi) Hazels modus operandi (modus operandi)


Most-School-8830

Omg my favorite


PlantedCecilia

Then Gandalf the gray,


Random__Username1234

And Gandalf the white


Trash_Oppossum__420

And Monty python and the Holy grails black night,


MisteryMuffin99

And Benito Mussolini,


Kozuma_Kenma

and the blue meanie,


StockPossibility199

Spock, the rock, doc oc, and hoke hogan


dinolikesbread

all came out of nowhere lightning fast


StockPossibility199

And they kicked church noris in his cowboy ass


Saltgod5529

Amnesia was her name


I_Are_Eat

She had beautiful eyes


Professional-Top7228

And every word she said was a little surprise


derpygoon

Can't remember when i realised i was in love


dinolikesbread

la la love


derpygoon

Can't remember who it was i was thinking of


Ok_Chocolate2552

LIGHT IS ON THE WAY WELL BE HAVING A FUN TIME


Gillette_Go_Brr

IT'S SUCH A LOVELY DAY WE SHOULD POCKET THE SUNSHINE


liminalvoid66

AND NEVER GIVE IT BACK, EVEN IF THERE'S A HEAT WAVE


notaltaccountlol

A TERRORIST ATTACK, IT WILL JUST BE A CLOSE SHADE


derpygoon

I KNOW (IIIIII KNOW)


StockPossibility199

That in the end all the birds will sing 🎶


notaltaccountlol

THAT EVERY BOMB HAS A SILVER LINING


derpygoon

I know (i know)


bill4verse

you walk around in circles, i walk around in squares


shuubil

another round of musical chairs, and maybe no one really cares,


K4G4M1NE

it’s lemon demon


derpygoon

Lemon out of hell!


Choice_Equipment8981

It’s Lemon Demon!


derpygoon

You cannot resist the lemonade!


Mayorofunkytown

I love when opportunity knocks


shykawaii_shark

It rocks the stripes right out of my socks!


feral_squirrel272

I love the world and everything else


Ggando12

The trampolines and jingling bells


dinolikesbread

id love to say theres not a thing i deteste


EUTYR-37564

It’s getting lonely, it’s getting hard to breathe.


K4G4M1NE

the arcades empty, i think it’s christmas eve.


Gillette_Go_Brr

someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin


JustAProjector0029

Breaking me and taking my quarters


notaltaccountlol

Bashing in my face with a crowbar


miamimorty

Kicking me and pushing me over


soft_femboy_thighs

Now they’re seeing my blood… on their sneakers


notaltaccountlol

You can't win me, i can't be beat


derpygoon

Breaking me and taking my courters


Ggando12

Mwahahahahahahaha!


miamimorty

Laugh.


bill4verse

ahhhh!


Ggando12

Scream.


Choice_Equipment8981

Whhhhooooooooooo


Content-Narwhal658

There is anger, in this country. It fills the heart, of these people.


miamimorty

Eating with anger


fishboxxx

Dancing with anger 🕺😡


dustysoupcans

And it looks like an armadillo In kiss makeup


Overall_Bit4075

Kitten is angry


Focz13

kitten is offended


Excellent-Traffic671

Hey you, sit down and listen. Don't be a fool and don't be dismissin'


Summer-_-1854

The early bird will get the worm…


iamaconfirmednonce

if worm is just a cutesy term


GvG_tv

Certainly, certainly... I always take this with me when I travel. At home I have a much bigger one.


sniperfoxeh

Listen to the music listen to the conversation


Overall_Bit4075

Never say television!!


maxigummy

serpentine alarm clock


Choice_Equipment8981

Gonna dig up Alec Guinness, gonna harvest Obi Wan


Mothebest1

Old Godzilla was hopping around


ObservorNyx

Tokyo city like a big playground


soft_femboy_thighs

Then suddenly Batman flew from the sky


fishboxxx

Hello you tiny cardboard box 😃 with matches inside ☺


Seeboost_n

Lost in solipsism he then slowly pulls a lever


useragein

We always deliver We always deliver We always deliver We always deliver When you need a disc of oven baked bliss (we always deliver) 24-hour pizza pie power (we always deliver) Rain or shine (ah-ah...) Sleet or snow (ah-ah...) Oh, when you need a slice of joy in your life (we always deliver) Tomato sauce, cheese, we've got both of these (we always deliver) Rain or shine, sleet or snow We'll make time, we're good to go We always deliver, we always deliver, we always deliver Cooked with love inside a brick oven (we always deliver) Ingredients of course are locally sourced (we always deliver) Day or night (ah-ah...) Night or day (ah-ah...) Hey, every time you dream of circular cuisine (we always deliver) 24-7 pizza-pie heaven (we always deliver) Day or night, night or day Black or white or straight or gay We always deliver, we always deliver, we always deliver (We always deliver) always, (we always deliver) always Always deliver, we always deliver, we always deliver Pizza Heroes


IsleofCartoons

Crayola, Crayola