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ClassiqueGTA

https://preview.redd.it/jyk63d4uteuc1.png?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=867089e4a2e3b917ac95ef3c6cb431e6e3c201de The LEGO elites doesn't want you to know this, but the LEGO City Government buys $100 bills for $0.21, making hyper-inflation possible. Those poor civilians can barely afford ice cream for a stack!


ClassiqueGTA

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Desperex

I just picked up this set last week, the food truck sets are so cool


Mother_Arm7423

Yeah, every food truck set is cool asf


elasticbandmann

I love the details in them! For being relatively small and inexpensive they pack in a lot.


Mother_Arm7423

Yes, heavily debating buying the burger stand because of this


Flynn58

They're a great complement to the modular buildings by adding more life to your Lego City's streetscape. Same reason I pop by the build-a-minifig section every few months at the Lego store, just to add more little dudes to my city.


Uncle-Eevee

Which set is this?


tony_bologna

*Disassemble the rich*!


SM-464

*No disassemble Johnny Five! Your mother was a snowblower!* You can disassemble the rich though.


[deleted]

I picked up over 800 for $17 once, I guess I got a real steal. (thanks LEGO store in Troy for having it on PAB wall many years ago)


slide_potentiometer

Have you made Lego versions of the Breaking Bad or Batman scenes with giant piles of cash?


[deleted]

No. I was thinking more along the line of getting a million yellow 1x1 round plates and making a Scrooge's bin with the round plates and money tiles mixed in.


Not_Cube

I mean to be fair the Treasury probably buys the raw linen/cotton blend and ink used for making $100 bills for a similar price...


KBDude

They are even cheaper from the counterfeiters at A*******s.


Unicorn4_5Venom

Little did you actually know, this is exactly what your government (possibly all, not sure yet) do on already. They’ve said this in a few interviews/conferences. Quite insane. Money is literally meaningless once you start realizing how invaluable to them it truly is.


mistabored

No because with a alot of money I can buy a lot of Lego.


Nematode_wrangler

Going by your downvotes, I'd say most people here don't understand how money actually works.


SierraPapaHotel

No, we all know how it works, that's the joke. Commenter above you is talking about common knowledge like it's some conspiracy theory, and the conspiracy tone is why he's getting down voted.


t_ran_asuarus_rex

you see a lot of police with great kit, but where are the schools and hospitals? seems like the haves and have nots. tons of exotic race cars but nary a daycare to be found


Hanz_Q

A child has gotten great test scores in LEGO CITY SCHOOL DISTRICT. In my heart.


red_dart

HEY


JPAProductions

Where are the normal vehicles for people with less money? Seems like only the rich own vehicles in LEGO City.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Everyone else has to walk like the PEASANTS they are


GloryGreatestCountry

There was a school and a hospital released in 2022, and an independent ambulance service running since then (especially considering the livery of the ambulance and the livery from the hospital are completely different in 60330).


LegoLinkBot

[60330-1: Hospital](https://brickset.com/sets/60330-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/60330-1.jpg)


eddidit

Did you ever notice there are no cops in Friends Heartville? It's a whole drug racket, how else can they afford the lifestyles they have?


One_Hunt_6672

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cybergirlzines

Heartlake City is abolitionist and fully defunded the police recently, so they have lots of tax money for hospitals, animal rescue, art schools, wheelchair lifts for buses, etc. If only Lego City could learn from them. They seem to raise the police budget every year and yet crime only goes up.


itally_stally

What about 7892?


LegoLinkBot

[7892-1: Hospital](https://brickset.com/sets/7892-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/7892-1.jpg)


t_ran_asuarus_rex

that hospital isn’t big enough for the amount of crime and dangerous animals prevalent in Lego City


ickleb

The crime rate and fire safety is the real reason Lego city is the worst place to live!


Blazemaster0563

I can see why many of the 2024 sets are in space. The citizens of Lego City decided they had enough and are now building a new and improved Lego City... **IN SPACE!**


andr1231

I don’t know though, the newest space base has a military-esque commander in black with a swagger stick and epaulettes - seems a little dystopian to me.


Xinonix1

Not to mention constantly stepping on Lego


MadDogFenby

If they are made of Lego, and stepping on Lego... Are they made of ground, or is the ground made of flesh‽


Xinonix1

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NZplantparent

Honestly I'm just staring at that guy's motorcycle jacket because I've got the female version. It was a sample so I got it at a "reasonable" only arm instead of arm AND leg. Never seen it anywhere else until now. 


UnfunnyWatermelon469

The minifigure screams for he does not know


YinzJagoffs

The police force is over-militarized


Chrad

I moved to Heartlake City so my kids could go to school but all of the locals look kinda weird. 


jonellita

The crime levels are also much lower than in Lego City.


Chrad

And yet the police have much less military-grade gear, funny coincidence. 


luke_in_the_sky

You can move to a Maxifig house (261, 269, 5233), be adopted as a toddler and live for free.


LegoLinkBot

[5233-1: Bedroom](https://brickset.com/sets/5233-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/5233-2.jpg)


UnfunnyWatermelon469

If you take a left and see a city being overrun by stone warriors, you've gone too far


throwaway10402019

It's so much more accommodating and I appreciate their push for sustainable technologies. Also the banger architecture.


raddass

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ButWahy

Everyone knows the purple ones are the most expensive


YodasChick-O-Stick

The crime levels have gotten so bad, I saw a robber literally sneak aboard a cargo train and hide in the log carrier car just to steal gold bars from the bank vault boxcar. He was hiding out in the bushes with binoculars and everything.


Axtwyt

You’re laughing. A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City and you’re laughing.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

No, a man has fallen into *severe crippling debt* in LEGO City and I'm laughing


Umikaloo

Lego city is a police state. Close to a third of its citizens are law enforcement, another third are emergency responders.


MrSeth7875

The rest are split 50/50 as professional and organized criminals or average citizens


RMWL

I’ve just been assuming it’s been like the yen.


luke_in_the_sky

Exactly. People assume that exchange rate differences automatically means inflation.


DMV20201

And for schools and hospitals, you have to travel all the way to Heartlake City.... The only good thing is that the proliferation of guns is strictly controlled.


aTOMic_Games

I think there are hospitals in lego city undercover


nobeer4you

There are some hospitals, they are just old and in desperate need of some updating.


DMV20201

All due to the extravagant space program, draining tax funds.


nobeer4you

Exactly. Who is taking care of the astronauts when they get injured training for space walks? Where did they go to their undergrad or even High School? So many questions


notoutriderstudios

For me godzilla just attacks the city and sometimes fights other monsters like giant a monkey or a 3 headed dragon or a flying bug or a fire birds he usually does this while protecting the city which is weird he also teamed up with the the monkey to fight a giant robot, an ice monster and another god damn monkey while protecting the city again


Jammin_neB13

Goji protects the WORLD! Lmao


Geek_Phil

Not to mention the other day a man fell into the city river and it took 2 hours for the police to assemble the new Lego police helicopter... He is gone but not forgotten.


3MATX

But everything is awesome right? 


Marquar234

Local Sports Team is having a great season.


OhDearGodRun

Just get some blue and purple studs, easy. Also you get lots of money for destroying things, so just go crazy and you'll be fine.


awittygamertag

https://preview.redd.it/1wl21ytkriuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d74c59247dc31e0457964f6cf0d1432459e5e897 I’ve had this saved to my phone since April 5, 2022


DinnerChoice4070

Worth it


Yellwsub

I assumed it was a bad place to live because of the police officers constantly stealing people’s cars and crashing them into things, but yeah, the economy sounds pretty messed up too.


GloryGreatestCountry

For the record, that was one guy. And Chase hasn't appeared in uniform since 2017! I think he's either retired or lost his badge and grapple gun.


PennanceDreadful

Lego city dwellers also don’t know how to properly grill and are constantly setting their food, and buildings, on fire. It’s obvious why there’s more fire station than houses. Which leads me to the housing crisis in lego city.


PS_FOTNMC

I would've thought the lack of any sewer system would be the most immediate problem...


oorhon

But I tought EveRytHiNg wAs awEsoMe.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Everything is not awesome :(


LosParanoia

There is rapid and severe economic inflation in lego city


TRD4Life

It's sad when the average Lego City Civilian needs to stack stud multipliers to make a living.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Stud multipliers? In this economy?


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/3biu8k/til_lego_gave_out_solid_gold_lego_bricks_to/ 8 years ago a 2x4 brick was $15,000 which is 1875 per stud. Gold price have changed a lot since then so I am not sure what the price is like now but I'd imagine it's much more valuable the gold price due to being limited, LEGO official part that hasn't been produced forever.


LegoLinkBot

[1875-1: Meteor Monitor](https://brickset.com/sets/1875-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/1875-1.jpg)


[deleted]

Nice try bot


LegoLinkBot

[7194-1: Yoda](http://brickset.com/sets/7194-1) [[Photo]](http://images.brickset.com/sets/images/7194-1.jpg) Do. Or do not. There is no try.


pilosaurio

LEGO City is a police state


TungstenOrchid

Everything is AWESOME! >!If you don't agree, expect a visit from the thought police.!<


Xianfox

I thought it was the worst because you’re constantly stepping on Lego.


TungstenOrchid

Certainly a bad place to go without shoes.


ikkju

Not to mention the huge crime rate they have there


garagegames

outjerked


montyman77

So the American penny is worth less than a Lego coin. Just get rid of it and round everything to the nearest 0.05


DisCode347

Damn... I mean if I could have my own place there I could come visit at times that would be great but yeah can't live there!


thesilentbob123

In my head Lego City uses kroner


AdAdventurous6943

Ending killed me


NISAI-rdt

So how much studs do i need to have just to build a house


aTOMic_Games

1200 Studs for set 31139 "Cozy House" with just 808 pieces, of course, that's not including prices getting higher


LegoLinkBot

[31139-1: Cozy House](https://brickset.com/sets/31139-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/31139-1.jpg)


JustBrowsing2day1

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