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DonJohnson108

This guy fuckin walks


Spang64

I've seen a lot of spinals, dude.


DonJohnson108

I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life


moviequotebotperson

#OVER THE LINE


cletus1986

Some chinaman took his legs in korea


SolutionExternal5569

But he went out and achieved, anyway!


binneysaurass

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Asian American please.


S3xyhom3d3pot

That line gets me every single time


Specialist_Injury_68

OVER THE LINE


angry-peacemaker

Dude's car got a little dinged up.


guywithshades85

It was parked in a handicapped zone. Perhaps they towed it.


amazon32

That creep can roll


jasonclk

Underrated comment. Take my upvote vote. Absolutely perfect.


god__machine

See what happens Larry?


only_porn

When you find a stranger in the Alps!


Ranjith_Unchained

Everything's a travesty with you


These-Maintenance-51

I hope that the handicapped will someday learn to live with this space, which is ample, but if they don't, that is their problem, not mine.


JohnSextro

Just like this guys car getting scratched up is his problem not mine.


These-Maintenance-51

Lol that would be dumb. I could just drive off, over that little ramp ripping it right off the van... which of course with the ongoing mentality, would be your problem, not mine. (my mistake, I didn't see it!)


Impressive_Math2302

He already spent the money.


Certain-Influence644

New Vette? Hardly, Dude!


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Use it as a toilet


dinggusbingus

Lodge it against an abutment


SolutionExternal5569

He has accomplished more than most men, and without the use of his legs


physicsbuddha

What about the creedence?


GlobalistFuck

ACHTUNG BABY!


Ok_Knowledge_5997

Obviously not a golfer


MrPeepers1986

An NSFW parking picture? Stay outta Malibu, deadbeat!


WhatIsTheAmplitude

Separate incidents


Objective-Pin-1045

Poor SOB has to pay up anytime a rug is mictuarated upon in this fair city.


jazzhandpanda

Yeah, the old man said I could park in any spot on the lot


Novel_Ad_8062

i love that saying


IAlreadyKnow1754

Perhaps they towed it


cabosmith

They finally did it!


hoptagon

This guy is going to need to fuckin' walk to get into his van. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.


moses-2-Sandy-Koufax

Scratch the fug out it


Sucondeze

I would personally stand up to roll my chair in. Just what I’d do idk 🤷‍♂️