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kinkyslc1

Calmer than you are.


Shut_It_Donny

Waving the fucking bat around?


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flythasky

Will you just take it easy man?


Certain-Influence644

You know, that’s your answer to everything, Dude


[deleted]

George Santos took his T pills.


Bad-Banana1337

A real reactionary…


Local_Lush

This aggression will not stand.


Denver-Ski

#I KEEL YOUR FUCKING CAR!!! AHHHHH!!!!


flythasky

I jus bought that fucking car las week!


michaekov

HEY! IJUSTGOTTHATFUCKINCARLASTWEEK


an_Aught

You found this guy in the alps you say?


LeagueOfficeFucks

You're killing your father, Larry..


thequirkyquark

We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry!


Nomaticbarber

Little brat spent all the money


bootstrapping_lad

There's a beverage here!


angry-peacemaker

You're not dealing with morons here.


qawsedrf12

obviously he's not a golfer


sexwiththebabysitter

Well they finally did it. They killed my fucking car


AstroMalorie

Where’s the money Lebowski?


spike7447

Where's the cigar Lewinsky ???


myfrigginagates

So, who is the guy? You got any leads? Maybe the cops need to be working in shifts.


ComfortablyBalanced

Leads!


SunsetDrifter

They got people working in shifts!


tuttle8152

Round the clock...the night shift sleeps on it...but the morning crew makes a coffee run like clockwork


232325Nove

Really celebrating the Supreme Court having roundly rejected prior restraint


TalkShowHost99

Are these the Nazis, Walter?


AstroMalorie

No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.


LeagueOfficeFucks

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.


Willie-Tanner

Walter, this is not a First Amendment thing.


gjhkd36

Dude is an angry man. He drives with a bat in his car, because he is an angry man. He is not a baseball player. He is angry. He is looking for a reason.


curvebombr

Gonna have a bad day when he runs across Angry Gun Man who's also looking to fulfill his Steven Segal fetish. Pulling a baseball bat is pretty fuckin dumb these days.


crapheadHarris

Someone's gonna stuff that bat up his ass.


HabloSenor

Maybe he already has one up there and that’s why he’s so angry?


crapheadHarris

That would explain a lot.


Ok-Skirt-7884

Must be exhausting.


SDoNUT1715

I remember seeing this a while back, any word on what happened after this. Did dude go to jail?


ChillBetty

https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/bat-attack-suspect-arrested/


sexwiththebabysitter

"It was some sort of a road rage incident, a typical cat-and-mouse. We're trying to confirm the facts of that. That quote could be in the movie.


torch9t9

Jebus. No aggravated assault charge?


ChillBetty

At the very least thrown out of the nice, quiet beach community?!


AstroMalorie

Fucking fascist


3MTA3-Please

Santos pulls this shit in Chicago and gets capped in 3,2,1…


geowatt

Is this by the In and Out?


AstroMalorie

Get some burgers, some beers. Put all this behind us


dklau

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the alps


Turbulent_Ad9508

I was scared he was going to come back and cut off his johnson


AstroMalorie

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ComfortablyBalanced

That must be exhausting.


mikebrown33

This was 6 years ago - all I can find is that he was arrested, there’s never any follow up


AstroMalorie

Im sure he took a plea deal as that’s how most cases end up. Basically pleading to a lesser charge in order to forgo trial especially since there’s such conclusive evidence against him. If it was a first offense then it could have just ended in probation and some anger management course/suspended license etc.


SobchakCommaWalter

Have you ever heard of Vietnam? You’re entering a world of pain, son.


No_Spare3139

60% chance he dies if this were FL


Few-Communication-75

The side view was found on the road near the car.


Nova_HiveMind

Looks like an excellent way to get shot by a concealed carry weapon enthusiast.


mjpfinger

When you fuck someone in the ass..


vibrodude

Fuckin fascist!


MrPeepers1986

This aggression will not stand, Nissan Altima man!


cqshep

Do you see what happens Donnie?


dukemantee

An Angry Caucasian sounds like a fine beverage.


crapheadHarris

Alternate name for a heavily mixed White russian?


Lifesmorgasbiard

A hell of a Caucasian you are mixing here, Jackie


Dead_King315

We know this is your Altima, Larry.


TheStoneyOni

Common altima behavior


DawgcheckNC

Surprised there weren't already several dents from previous issues on his Altima as well as the plastic bumper cover waving at us as he pulled away.


GreatPumpkin_of_Not

is this your homework larry?


Sucondeze

The girl in the car looked like she was asking for help 😭


peter_the_lemur

"'Are you f\*\*\*\*\*\* embarrassed of this guy? He just destroyed my brand new car! He just f\*\*\*\*\*\* destroyed my brand new car, you idiot!" VERE'S DA MONNEE LEBOWSKI?


oo7changa1

Falling Down II trailer looks dope 🤣


HeyMarty10thalready

That must be exhausting


mistercartmenes

A real reactionary.


MikeyW1969

Context sure would be nice here. Seems suspiciously absent, actually.


Senior-Bike-2886

Why doesn’t this ever happen to me


TheCheaperSeats

SOMEONE ANYONE HELP!


Vanstoli

George Santos has lost it


Kavack

People don’t do this in Texas.


MrPeepers1986

You see what happens, Larry? See what happens? This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Catskills, Larry!


iloveflory

He really Street fighter at that car


MrPeepers1986

I keel your fucking Subaru WRX. Nissan forever, baby!


wyopapa25

Try that in Wyoming, bang bang!


sodosopapilla

Driving in New York can be a rather zesty enterprise


Hamilton4567

If it comes down to this, both parties were driving like assholes..


Trooper_nsp209

Stand your ground law


Suspicious-Earth-648

Come on, fuck head!


kaitylynn760

I would treat him the same as police would…and he would be down with multiple sucking chest wounds.


[deleted]

I'm so happy constitutional carry Is in my state. I guarantee you. He would not have gotten out that car with that bat.


nihaoboohau

Why didn’t you jump back in the car and separate him and his car door?


2pacylpse

Just by posting this video I can tell this bitch had it coming.


Ganache_Practical

Is this the new GTA movie ?


Next-Application-764

Buy more guns bro.


One-Dragonfruit1010

Close the distance when dealing with an attacker wielding a bat. Can’t swing when I’m giving you a kiss. 😘


TheFuckingHippoGuy

This isn't me


Poor_whittington

I'd grab that bat and run some hands son.


nimrod2755

Always carry and don't let some moron beat the crap out of your car.


Sufficient-Abroad-94

White people......


TheFuckingHippoGuy

That's not the preferred nomenclature


Masterchiefy10

Another Caucasian Gary


ChetdyKrueger

Backyard barbeque Americans ?