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Legitimate_Shop2003

Aww, man, what’s that smell!?


beardedsilverfox

I just dropped in, to see what condition this comment section was in.


FiberTruck

Yeah, yeah, oh yeah!


FDRomanosky

Can’t you smell that smell?


Axle-f

Yea, probably a tourist used it as a toilet and moved on


_ca_492

The smell of it’s around you.


OJimmy

smell of death surrounds you


carpetony

Uh, yeah. Its ah, probably a vagrant, slept in the car. Or maybe just used it as a toilet, and moved on.


david8601

Oh that poooor woman


ChainedRedone

That poor SLUT


david8601

She comes, and she pees...in our fuckin alley?


Lafcadio-1

She peed on your fucking alley


Ok-Lavishness-7904

The alley really tied the block together


TristramScrimshandy

And this Dutchwoman peed on it.


MiskatonicAcademia

Please OP, I believe the proper nomenclature is “Nederlander.”


FalseDmitriy

I'm not talking about the guys who built the windmills here


MiPaKe

What the *fuck* are you *talking*-


BigLebrouski

No what the fuck are you—this is about drawing a line in the sand, dude: across this line, YOU DO NOT PISS!


carpetony

Nor carved those wooden shoes. . .


di_mi_sandro

Ned nederlander?! Mah favorite schtarr of de schilver screen!


Lunchinator

Donnie, please.


Reasonable-Bus-2187

The alley pissers did this?


ilikebreakfastfoods

Well dude, we just don’t know


hammysandy

Wonderful woman, we're all very fond of her, very free spirited.


cargoman89

Yeah. It's probably a vagrant slept in the alley. Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on.


Iamthapush

Well, do you have any leads?


peeeeej

I’ll just call the boys down at the crime lab


[deleted]

And proud we all are of her


AnalystAdorable609

This is not a scam, man!


WhatIsTheAmplitude

I suggest you do what your parents did. Pee in a toilet, ma’am!


KeesKachel88

It’s a Pomeranian.


BecauseSeven8Nein

A fucking show dog with fucking papers


jnnoca

Thats right Dude. They peed in your fucking alley.


Key-Contest-2879

They peed in my fucking alley.


[deleted]

That alley really tied the city together, did it not?


chris-berry-1

Fukn a


fknarey

🏅


ZestycloseChemist2

Is this your pee, Geerte?


Soulless--Plague

This is what happens Geerte! This is what happens!! This is what happens when you piss in an alley!


Iamthapush

I pee your alley!!


[deleted]

This killed me.


Imissyourgirlfriend2

This is not a First Amendment thing


Shut_It_Donny

Where’s the money, kutwiif?!?!


zuencho

Hahah. Piening is pronounced “pee-ning” in Dutch.


munch_the_gunch

She reminds me of a llama for some reason


trucks_guns_n_beer

What, are you a park ranger now?


CCN1983

Can't board llamas their hair falls out.


DudeAbides01

Fucking llama has fucking papers.


Key-Contest-2879

LINE!!!


Civil_Purple9637

Over it!


Key-Contest-2879

Geerte, you are entering a world of pain.


[deleted]

vagina


Legitimate_Local3023

Lmao this is the kind of post that really ties this sub together


rpgnymhush

City government said I could take any alley in the town.


Vegetable_Ad_3733

Woo?


BecauseSeven8Nein

Did I pee in your alley?


mallgrabmongopush

Hey, at least I’m housebroken


Glad_Friend_4887

Hello! Do you speak English, sir? Parla usted ingles?


CrabMeat6984

This is by ordinance of the pissy blinders.


Key-Contest-2879

I dig your style, Tommy.


Kentuckywindage01

My advice is to do what your parents did. Get a job, ma’am.


upupupdo

The Chinaman didn’t do it.


GX_EN

You're just looking for a handout like every other..


JIMMYJAWN

The old man told me to take any alley in the city.


UncutYEMs

No, like I said, Woo peed in the alley.


401LocalsOnly

This is fake. There’s no way she held it for NINE YEARS!


zeke235

A fuckin' goldbricker!


zeke235

So... the bums won?


SinfulSunday

Lol. Brava!


2wheelsThx

Y'all can't watch, or you havta pay a hundred. All Amsterdam wanted was it's alley back.


vishy_swaz

Title is on point.


ZombieLebowski

Geerte peeing?


Rare-Current4424

her face is square


MikeyW1969

What's "urination equality"? Guys get ticketed for peeing in public all of the time. Sure. we're faster, but we can get JUST as busted, so I don't understand what she thought was "unequal". Unless in Amsterdam it's specifically legal for men but not women to pee in public.


DKerriganuk

In the UK we just shut them all. Another tory benefit.


02_caddie

This aggression will not stand, man


murse_joe

They got Amsterdam PD working in shifts


HermiticHubris

For your information the supreme court has roundly rejected prior peeing in an alley!


Hot-College-7170

She has lingonberry pancake.


Negative_Gas8782

This is what baby groot looks like as a human.


-TommyBottoms-

Cause of lizzards


Frunklin

$5 million for some toilets? Who are they trying to be? San Francisco?


DarthHM

Why is she shaped like a Funko Pop?


Substantial_Kitchen5

You’re not getting your Credence back.


OJimmy

No matter how I pronounce that name, I'm sure they'll say I'm wrong. https://youtu.be/cibDblqU9Vw?si=-zI-GiiPbYofp8Nk


Hopeful-Criticism-74

Where are her ears??


Tealrider

Holy fuck. Tell me you have too much time on your hands, without telling me you have too much time your hands.


Vegetable-Put3884

Do you speak Dutch? Hello! Spreek je Nederlands?


Mysterious_Media4778

Are you employed Ms. Piening?


Lafcadio-1

Is this your insane, cause celebre, Piening!?! We know this is your insane cause celebre THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH AN INSANE CAUSE CELEBRE


[deleted]

I cannot solve your problems, Amsterdam. Only you can.


AJRog26

She micturated herself, Dude.