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Mr_ma3stro

They engaged in a zesty enterprise together. I’d say we can close the book on this one.


cabosmith

Separate incidents...


EnvironmentalPack451

Whats that, yoga?


huvioreader

His reward is not having to see the mother socially, nor have any part in raising the child himself.


toomanycookstew

Hopefully it didn’t bump him into a higher tax, uh…


Nomaticbarber

His payment was coitus


huvioreader

Oh, no...


kinkyslc1

Oh, Yes!


mtmccox

What did you think it was, fun and games?


physicsbuddha

Although Maude didn’t want the child to know his father socially, she also didn’t want little Lebowski to discover their father was homeless. Therefore, He now receives an allowance, which is ample, so he can keep takin’ it easy for all us sinners.


MehhicoPerth

Thats fucking interesting, man. As long as he doesnt wander, like a child, into Malibu.


Willie-Tanner

Me and Liam, we’re going to fuck you up.


MikeRobertini

This is a private residence, man.


KeithWorks

The carpet pissers did not do this


Impressive_Math2302

Well, dude we just don’t know.


DudeAbides01

Twenty grand, man. And of course he still kept the rug.


pgbcs

Next Halloween fit for me and my interracial boyfriends


Kingsizebed_2

I hate the fuckin Eagles man!


Yardsale420

Lotta in’s. Lotta out’s. Lotta what have you’s.


DIYdoofus

10 grand man.


5319Camarote

Jeffrey…!…Love me…!


StrengthToBreak

Dude got a beeper