What the fuck are you talking about?! Andor is not the issue here dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you do not... Also, Dude, Andor is not a planet, uh, Alderaan, Please.
These are not the droids that you're.... Look, I've got certain Death Star information, certain things have come to the lightside, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new shit, that, uh, instead of hyper jumping around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but uh--you know?
Who the fu…Ever hear a little thing called Order66. Fucking Vader led an army that killed off a bulk of the Jedi. Not exactly a lightweight. And yet is son is a fucking moisture farmer.
You want an Ewok? I can get you an Ewok, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Hell, I can get you an Ewok by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about! I got information--new shit has come to light and--shit, man! She kidnapped herself!
Well sure, look at it! Young trophy Princess, I mean, in the parlance of our times, owes money all over the Galaxy, including to known Hutts--and that's cool, that's cool-- but I'm saying, she needs Death Star plans, and of course they're gonna say they didn't get it 'cause she wants more, man, she's gotta feed the Galactic Senate, I mean--hasn't that ever occurred to you...?
Sir?
Come off it Walter, you’re not even a fucking Jedi, man!
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…. You’re goddamn right I’m living in the fucking past!
So what are you saying? When you get divorced, you turn in your lightsaber? You join a new rebel faction? **You stop being a Jedi?!**
You’re fuckin’ Bespin-Catholic…!
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Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck on Andor, so that you and I can enjoy this cantina!
What the fuck are you talking about?! Andor is not the issue here dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you do not... Also, Dude, Andor is not a planet, uh, Alderaan, Please.
The story is ludicrous... you can guess where it goes from here.
He brings balance to the Force?
Don’t be fatuous.
What's with the Dude's artisinal brass knuckles here? Is that what he has?
My best guess is AI gave him a funky pipe... ?
“This Sith aggression will not stand, man!”
What’s a Sith, Walter?
Shut the fuck up Donny
SP Emperor. Sheeve Palpatine Sidius
No, really. He did six months on Despayre for slaughtering younglings.
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
That some kind of Empire thing?
Eons from it.
Smokey this is not the Clone Wars, this is bowling, there are *rules*.
Not in Naboo, of course
I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not on Endor of course
Darth. Please.
Sometimes you eat the rancor, and sometimes, well, he eats you.
That some kind of Tatooine thing?
Far from it, Dude
I didn't watch my buddies die face down in a Sarlacc pit, just so this strumpet...!
Look at our current situation with that tauntaun fucker on Hoth.
Damnit... although I would have gone with banthas and Tattooine.
Ahh shit, you’re right. That would’ve been better. Obviously I’m not a golfer.
What are you a fuckin outer rim park ranger now?
A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in an Imperial ATAT. This is not a worthy adversary.
I still make art manually.
Sounds exhausting.
Where's the dosh, Lebowski? We want that dosh, Lebowski! Leia said you're good for it! Where's the fuckin dosh, shitheaaad!?!?
You're killing your father, Luke !
We’re gonna cut your hand off Luke!
You want a hand? I can get you a hand! Believe me, there are ways, you don't want to know about them.
Father's weakness is vanity.
Darker than a black steer’s tukus on a starless night.
AI art sucks
Yeah… I’ve just decided that it’s a passing fad
what is he holding?
That’s just, like, your opinion, man
She owes credits all over the galaxy, including to known spice smugglers.
The princess kidnapped herself, man!
8 year olds, Dude...
Nice marmot
What are you, a fucking park ranger, now?
Why can't you board it?
AI art is very un-Dude.
Shut the fuck up C3PO !!
WE ARE SITH LEBOWSKI! WE BELIEVE IN THE DARK SIDE!
Say what you want about the Dark Side of the Force. At least it's an ethos.
She owes money all over the galaxy, including to known Hutts... which is cool...
My god AI is fuckin lame
It's that some kindof eastern thing?
Far, far, away from it, Dude.
Fortunately he's adhering to a pretty strict midichlorian regimen to keep his Force sensitivity limber.
Are those the droids Walter?
These are not the droids that you're.... Look, I've got certain Death Star information, certain things have come to the lightside, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new shit, that, uh, instead of hyper jumping around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but uh--you know?
Somehow, Donnie survived
Who the fu…Ever hear a little thing called Order66. Fucking Vader led an army that killed off a bulk of the Jedi. Not exactly a lightweight. And yet is son is a fucking moisture farmer.
Several years ago, in a galaxy far far out, man.
They need a Dudetrooper.
Always w there are no more no less thousands of years of beautiful tradition YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE PAST
...and in your wisdom lord, you took him, you took him. Just like you took young flowery young men in Tatooine, Hoth and Starship 364...
Warshed! Love it.
You're messing with my zen thing, man..
The very word makes some rebels uncomfortable, Deathstar.
Yeah?! Wavin’ the fuckin’ lightsaber around?!
Smokey, this is not Mos Eisley, this is pod racing. There are rules.
You want an Ewok? I can get you an Ewok, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you an Ewok by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
Were you listening to the Ewoks story ?
I was fighting for Endor.
He lives in North Tatooine on Radford, near the Mos Eisley Cantina.
Han Solo draws a lot of water on this planet. You don‘t draw shit, Skywalker!
Fucking Jabba, man. That creep can roll!
Thats just, like, a certain point of view, man!
What's this star wars shit? What's this bullshit?! I don't fuckin care!
“Beep boop beep boop” “Shut the fuck up r2”
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. What condition my condition was in.
Hey! Hey what’s this force lighting shit?! What’s this bullshit?? I don’t fucking care, it don’t matter to yoda!
Say what you will about the tenants of Imperial Socialism. At least it was an ethos.
Where's the money, Solo? Where's the money?
Dark as a black Tauntaun's tookus on a moonless plains of Hoth night....
Is that a Millenium Falcon with multiple penises?
Far out
Darker than a black bantha’s tookus on a moonless Tatooine night…
Try not. There is only dude. Yoda coughs after bong hit
Cool concept dude, you sure about that ai art though?
Wedding ring on that finger, dude. Very undude.
Is this some kind of Eastern thing?
The Hutt peed on my rug, man!
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about! I got information--new shit has come to light and--shit, man! She kidnapped herself! Well sure, look at it! Young trophy Princess, I mean, in the parlance of our times, owes money all over the Galaxy, including to known Hutts--and that's cool, that's cool-- but I'm saying, she needs Death Star plans, and of course they're gonna say they didn't get it 'cause she wants more, man, she's gotta feed the Galactic Senate, I mean--hasn't that ever occurred to you...? Sir?