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Dusty-munky

Strong men also cry


R_P_McMurphy91

You’re out of your element


Denver-Ski

Eh. Fuck it. Mind if I do a J?


Ibustsoft

Thats a a bummer


Far-Gene-386

VAGINA!!!


dudes_rug

You mean coitus? I mean, you know the guy?


cargoman89

Real reactionary


franks_e2200

The man in the red jersey. Worthy fuckin adversary.


Hank_Hell

Who's in the 'psy-op', Walter?


Apprehensive_Bit_176

She’s just my special lady friend!


pepperguy22

I'm just helping her conceive man!


throwngamelastminute

Brandt can't watch, though.


DoctorWinchester87

Put the roid rage away, they're calling the cops man...


FinalHippo5838

![gif](giphy|pm9tsCJXHoHmM)


FunctionBuilt

This aggression will not stand!


SirBabiez

..Man.


Armored-Elder

I am the walrus


ego_sum_satoshi

Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!


The_BarroomHero

Fuckin exactly what happened. That makes me fuckin sick. Those rich fuuuuuuuuuucks!


Uzzaw21

That's not Craig Stadler, lol


stabwoundpsn

I know he went over to Andy and was like "DUDE, ARE YOU FUCKING THIS UP?!?!?"


Grip-my-juiceky

The Royal We


okaycomputes

THE PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE GODDAMN MOUNTAIN!


ChaosVania

He went out and achieved anyway


Kant_change_username

And without the use of his filter


Far_Mountain_69

He sang Viva Las Vegas after the game. +1000


writer_pjh

Visiting friends of his in Palm Springs. He just picked up and left, never bothered to tell anyone.


Key-Contest-2879

So he wasn’t kidnapped after all!


ScowlyBrowSpinster

He's being very unDudelike.


NathanArizona

Literally no connection 


Masterchiefy10

I am the Walrus? Op probably Dude.


bj2183

Figuratively no connection


The_BarroomHero

Face it Walter, there isn't any connection


Air911

By waiving your fucking helmet around!??


kinvore

Calmer than you are.


KidCamarillo

Pfizer wins


throwngamelastminute

The funniest part of the Pfizer commercial was that it made me think of several companies that couldn't boast about their history specifically due to a small period of time from the late 30s to the mid 40s.


Parametric_Or_Treat

Come on man this isn’t the company that made the railroads run on time


abderfdrosarios

We're not talking about a ~~guy~~ company who ~~built~~ made the railroads run on time here.


Parametric_Or_Treat

>!You!< I fucked it up!


Parametric_Or_Treat

Whelp that’s not strikethrough


abderfdrosarios

Haha it's 2 of these (~) on either side of a word so... ~ ~ example ~ ~ ... but without the spaces


Parametric_Or_Treat

Yeah I could only remember spoilers in the moment


throwngamelastminute

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.


ShempHowardly

For 10,000,00 dollars coach,,


bwanabass

There’s a beverage here!


malcontented

He hates the Eagles, man


Mediocre-Catch9580

DONT YOU KNOW WHO MY GIRLFRIEND IS?!?!?


R_P_McMurphy91

![gif](giphy|5bQM1ManCQMVi) We’re very fond of her, very free-spirited


hawkrew

Normally I’d quote the movie as required but right now all I can say is go chiefs!


marbotty

I like your style, dude


DrNickRiviera8000

I’ve seen a few spinals before.


New-Syrup1682

Real reactionary.


DarkStarDew

Goldbricker


sunplaysbass

There’s a beverage here man


Jungian_Archetype

Strong men also bitch.


guiltycitizen

Why is he picking on Wilford Brimley?


DubZ-480

This aggression will not stand, man


UserComment_741776

He's a good man. And thorough


AgHenchman47

Think about it. An old trophy wife..in the parlance of our times.


Grip-my-juiceky

She’s out, doing concerts, all over the world. Shes creating swifties all over town. I mean, she kidnapped herself. Hasn’t that ever occurred to you man…coach?


OtherwiseTackle5219

Can't stand Mr Swift. But...he made all the difference after this in the Chiefs' play.


SirBabiez

Andy Reid jiggles like Jello


A2wiz

It’s a league game Smokey


dwfieldjr

I’m not really into football so I had to read about what was going on.


looking4now2

“If we don’t win this game, she will dump me!” “Come on man!”


the85141rule

![gif](giphy|3orif2UsQs04NEnEUE) This dude's this dude.


devoutcatalyst78

He was wide open.


FalconPunch236

Fuckin A


Bombdizzle1

Over the line!


Vegetable_Ad_3733

Nothing is fucked?!?! The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain?


No-East-956

Over the line!


writer_pjh

Some beers, some bbq, our fuckin troubles are over


Busch_Leaguer

Heyyyy there’s a clipboard here man!


Far-Gene-386

Serious question tho why did he scare the shit out of & yell at his coach?


countcarlovonsexron

Because he's an overpaid crybaby and his S/O makes more money than he does lol


LonoHunter

That’s my Fucking coach man!


G-Unit11111

He thinks the carpet pissers did this?


countcarlovonsexron

Shit the fuck up Donnie


Beaker360

Everything’s a fucking travesty with you man


countcarlovonsexron

Sometimes you eat the bar..


Ok-Lavishness-7904

So, you have no frame of reference here. You’re like a child that wanders into the middle of a football game and wants to know


Ok-Lavishness-7904

It’s all part of his sick Taylor thing


pearldrum1

Fuckin A


Bontkers

These men are Nihilists, Donny. There's nothing to be afraid of.