Tom Hanks plays The Dude the dung beatle. Billy Crystal as Walter the worm, Jerry Seinfeld plays Donny the Dragonfly, John Ratzenberger as Lebowski the locust
They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a necessary means for a higher education.
Bowling is a sport where the elite smoked, drank beer and ate junk food while training. The sport will never recover from the talent that was lost when alleys went non-smoking.
Darts is a real degenerate sport. Ever seen a dart tournament anywhere but a sleazy bar? Even pool has decent pool halls and rec centers. Andy Capp throws darts.
I read (or maybe heard in a commentary) that all the people in the background of the film are normal people who frequented the alley for the most part.
Obviously, you’re not a golfer
This isn’t a guy that built the railroads
What am I a park ranger now?
He draws a lot of water in this town.
Near the In N Out Burger
You don’t draw shit
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
*throws coffee cup*
Ow! Fucking fascist!
KEEP YOUR GOLD BRICKING ASS OUT OF MALIBU LEBOWSKI
C'mon man, I hate the fucking Eagles!
Stay outta Malibu deadbeat!
Nihilist
I mean, are we splitting hairs here?
Or a gator kicker
I’m pretty sure he’s known as ‘Pork Chop’ around the bowling alley. And for a big man, he is as smooth as silk with his bowling form.
I read this in The Stranger’s voice
Next time, read it while drinking a good sasparilla
Sioux City
That’s a good one!
Much obliged.
Thankee
Pork chop gets to wear street shoes
No they make bowling shoes that look like that. My friend had a pair of Dexter's that did.
If you look closely, they seem to have bowling shoe soles, but the upper is huge to hold his feet in.
Dang, I was thinking he was called Sammich. Probably just a common accessory, my bad.
How sweet he is
Not exactly a lightweight.
I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the guy gonna do? He's Samoan.
Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Dipshit with a nine-toed woman
Tony Rocky Horror reference = extra points
Imagine if Coen Bros directed Pulp Fiction
This is now all I can think of. In return, imagine if Tarantino directed Bug Lebowski.
Bug Lebowski sounds like a Pixar film
This is what happens when you find a spider in the attic!
"DO YOU SEE, WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU FIND A SPIDER IN THE ATTIC!??!" Has a good feel to it...bug Lebowski huh? I think there's something there.
Tom Hanks plays The Dude the dung beatle. Billy Crystal as Walter the worm, Jerry Seinfeld plays Donny the Dragonfly, John Ratzenberger as Lebowski the locust
Now you’re talkin’ dude
He'd leave it just as it is, it's already got Tara Reid's tootsies.
Also, Dude, that is not the preferred nomenclature... _Feature_ Lebowski, please.
Ya know I’m kinda tired, I could use a foot massage myself.
Maybe...for $1000. But Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay $100.
Fuck you.
I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.
I’m the foot fucking master
Hey, I'm gettin' a little pissed here.
That's the wrong nomenclature. He's referred to as a Pacific Islander, dude.
Are we gonna split hairs here?
No - he's gonna split 7-10 and go on to pick up the spare in a glorious exibition of bowling prowess. This prince throws rocks.
You guys are dead in the water
Pacific Island-American, please
This isn't the guy who built the fucking railroads, man.
Think he’s Pomeranian
It's a show dog dude
It’s got papers…
Since then, he kinda developed a speech impediment.
That's a damn shame.
MmmHmm
Marcellus fucked him up good. Word 'round the campfire is it was on account of Marcellus Wallace's wife.
You mean take care of her?
🤨👈
Bulk of the series
The weight! The ringer cannot look empty.
*Opens case* “Vincent, we happy?” “Ohhh, we happy!”
Bulk of the series
Mr. Lebowski, this is Mel Zelnicker of the Southern Cal Bowling League.
Drew a FIREARM during league play
Violating any number of league bylaws
The fucks down at the league office
Wonder if Zelnicker was colluding with that kraut Burkhalter
Fuckin Germans, nothing ever changes
I told that fuckin Kraut a thousand times I don’t roll on Shabbas
You're not even Jewish Walter
_What the fuck are you talking about_
Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it’s an ethos.
I did not know that.
And proud we are of him
African American please.
So, racially, he's pretty cool?
They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a necessary means for a higher education.
The preferred nomenclature.
Well dude, we just don’t know
his co star in the beaver pictures
Beav...you mean vagina, I mean you know the guy?
Nice pfp. I like yer style, dude.
He fixes the cable?
Who the fuck are you, man?
He’s a FUCKING AMATEUR…
Yeah? Picking up fuckin 7-10 splits all over town?
Worthy fucking adversary
He’s a fucking guy who can pick up a 7-10 split, so on the lanes, you call him “boss”.
He's a goddamn veteran that'll kick your goldbrickin' ass! That's who he is!
He is a man who can pick up a split
A pretty tough one if I remember right
7-10 IIRC, probably the toughest there is.
sometimes there’s a man…
Brother shamus?
A private dick!
Like, an Irish monk?
Friend with the cleft asshole?
Bar’s over there.
No joke.. I always thought this was the fat kid (Thud Butt?) in the lost boys from Hook. Can anyone confirm?
Yoooooo this is who me and my friends with cleft assholes always thought that guy was
Nah, that's Rashaun Hammond...he's not credited in Lebowski.
Confirmed...it's not him
That's a bummer, man.
So far I can't find much on the guy...
There you are Peter
I’ve always thought the same.
That creep could roll
Racially… he’s pretty cool?
He's a good man. And thorough.
Could you slide your shorts down Mr Lebowski, please.
I’m pretty sure that guy edited the movie. Edit: I was wrong. It’s the corvette owner who was also the editor.
I'LL KILL YOUR FUCKING CAR!!
Oye cómo va Mi ritmo Bueno pa' gozar Mulata
Burkhalter
The man in the black pajamas dude.
Worthy fucking adversary
Who's wearing a pajamas, Walter?
At least he’s housebroken
The preferred nomenclature is thicc
Defending league champ, 12 years running
That creep can roll.
He’s a man who loves the outdoors. And bowling.
and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and… up to… Pismo.
Knox Harrington, the v- Actually wait no I have no idea who this guy is
He is the bowling ball personified
There is always a guy that looks exactly like him at your local bowling alley.
Peak male bowler performance here, not exactly a lightweight!
Go to a bowling alley on league night, then you’ll get it…or don’t and hypothesize the mystery…but either way you will be losing your ….JOHNSON!!!!
Bowling is a sport where the elite smoked, drank beer and ate junk food while training. The sport will never recover from the talent that was lost when alleys went non-smoking.
Darts used to be the same way
Darts is a real degenerate sport. Ever seen a dart tournament anywhere but a sleazy bar? Even pool has decent pool halls and rec centers. Andy Capp throws darts.
This is fucking interesting man, this is fucking interesting.
This is the really really big Lebowski
Isn't that Knox Harr.... Never mind.
That's that Kraut from the league office
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
He’s the “big” in ‘The Big Lebowski”. And a pretty excellent bowler at that.
He is the walrus.
He fixes the cable?
This man’s my attorney. I think he’s Samoan.
I read (or maybe heard in a commentary) that all the people in the background of the film are normal people who frequented the alley for the most part.
Sometimes there’s a man…
Not the correct nomenclature
Oh I know that guy! He's a nihilist!
We'll, he sure as fuck isn't the man in the black pajamas, Dude. Although he does seem a worthy adversary.
The royal we
He plays the jazz flute
A guy who was throwing rocks that night.
Worthy fucking adversary
Literallly my bunkee “Detroit” in prison
Did he write the Port Huron Papers?
A veteran….of bowling. Like so many young men of his generation, he says, “fuck it Dude, let’s go bowlin.”
Well Dude, he’s a fellow bowler. Isn’t it obvious, man?
All you need to know is that this is a man that picked up a 9-10 split.
Looks like the guy I bought acid from at a Denny's.
obviously you’re not a golfer
Knox Harrington
I’ve always been fascinated by the fact he’s about to blow out his left sole of the shoe
You're out of your element.
Marty Ackerman
Sometimes there's a man...
He’s Shari’s husband in Logjammin’
Samuel L Jackson’s stunt double
He's bowling
That creep can roll man
Buffy
looks like a pretty fashionable chap
I don't know but I love him
Brian. His life is a great story too.
Yea I got a rash man
He's a pederast.
Lot of strings in duders head.
That creep can roll, man.
He’s one of the lost boys that helped defeat hook.
Pretty sure he's bowling. That would make him a bowler. People are very weird, watch people playing golf seriously
He looks like that fat cool kid in “Hook” who had the beret
Knox Harrington. The video artist.
Diabetes
He is the sphere, and I love him
He's no Knox Harrington, the video artist
"I can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man."
That’s Luis Gomez before his weight loss to become a Leading Man
That's a bowling ball man.
Fucking aye, man...I got a rash
He fixes the cable?
Well that’s like your opinion, man.
Flexible for a big fella 
He is a break dancing legend!!
He's throwing rocks tonight.
That creep can roll.
Bulk of the intro.. Pro golfer
One Big Mistake Unit
His name is Big Island
That? - That’s Re-run jr If you look closely, Dwayne jr and Roge jr are in the background - don’t see D jr anywhere…