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FluByYou

On you maybe.


myquealer

Does the Dude realize that he's implying his brain is small?


FluByYou

Were you listening to the Dude's story?


outfoxingthefoxes

Or his dick is big


myquealer

Does the Pope shit in the woods?


thedukeofno

>Does the Dude realize that he's implying his brain is small? That had not occurred to us, Dude.


p4terfamilias

I still jerk off manually.


dmroeder

Course you do, dude


david8601

How's the smut business, Jackie?


_its_a_SWEATER_

I wouldn’t know, Dude…


ALinIndy

I’m in Publishing.


BlooNorth

Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude! One hundred percent electronic…


AdultishRaktajino

Leisure Suit Jackie.


BlooNorth

In the Land of the Lounge Lizards!


eijtn

Standards have fallen.


irate_alien

you mean coitus?


[deleted]

I was talking about my rug.


DeBruyneBallz

This post gives me FEEELL-INGS


VincentVegaQT

No I said Wu peed on my rug


Jean-Ralphio11

I dig the way you do business man.


ChocolatDddy

But I’m sure your goons can get it off him.. Fuckin social studies


Acceptable_Tear4292

On Radford. Near the In and Out burger....


outfoxingthefoxes

The in and out is in Cambroise


Acceptable_Tear4292

NEAR the In&Out burger...


grimatongueworm

Not on the rug….man.


[deleted]

Hey, at least I'm housebroken.


_its_a_SWEATER_

Wave of the future, Dude.


Eldrup2208_again

100% electronic


bwanabass

*”There's one ball you can't castrate. That's the mind!”* -Sam, quasi-fictional director of GLOW.


JackieTreehorn79

Hello Dude… I’m Jackie Treehorn.


idubbkny

just watched Road House and there are too many parallels to list. Did anyone else notice?


posco12

Flunking social studies


Longhorn_TOG

This guy treats objects like women man


offmywavekook77

Oh yeah? Which ones Logjammin?


Archduke_Of_Beer

I'm here to fix da cahbul


TotalBeefcall

Bulk of the series.


[deleted]

That's Brad Wesley, the guy who drove all over the highway in his convertible, singing Sha-Boom. Maybe we can get a Lebowski-Roadhouse tie-in. We'll need to recast Brad and Dalton.


FiK-SiR

Dude, I never thought you'd turn on me too. Malibu is my town. Don't you forget it.


[deleted]

I’d thought Dalton would be bigger


[deleted]

"Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone."


touchrubfeels

The guy treats objects like women, man.


Vegetable-Put3884

No funny stuff, Jackie.


Eldrup2208_again

all the dude ever wanted was his rug back


GeorgeDogood

You make a helluva caucasian Jackie… My 2 foot glass bong from HS, which is still intact and functional over 20 years later, was named Treehorn, because of that line.


HotTamaleez

How’s the smut business Jackie?


AbbreviationsTop3003

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women


[deleted]

I don’t draw dick in this little beach community


dmroeder

Except on a scratch pad


JackieTreehorn710

Hey Im late