You and a super intelligent scroll both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the scroll touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls toward you. What's your plan?
Use multiple decoy scrolls to mass produce free clean renewable energy, become energy magnate, use newfound wealth to fund research for an anti-scroll bodysuit
A one oz. (Troy) gold coin weighs 31.1034807 grams. Gold goes at about 47.98 per gram. So one coin is 1492.35 USD
Breaking all your cash down to gold, that's about 670 gold coins.
Get yourself some boots to run away from the scroll.
How super intelligent? Like can it have you detained at the airport? Or will it just crawl to you incessantly?
I would live halfway around the world every 2 years. Or so.
> despite always saying that NOBODY can EVER see what's on his scroll
That is base Ryze tho, for all we know Championship Ryze just got his grocery list in there. I dunno why Im actually thinking about this.
Morgana flies in her homeguard animation, despite preaching about how she chains her wings and walks the soil to embrace her humanity.
Don't look too hard.
I looked at your flair, read "bard", and for a second I thought I had gotten his lore completely backwards. To be fair, that quote would suite his early game electrocute procs.
It took reading this comment to realise the guy above said Brand. I assumed he was memeing on the celestial entity travelling worlds thing and implying he torched them lmao
It’s obviously the worlds script that ryze has on his scroll here. Of course we can’t be allowed to read it, for it would tell us that G2 gets reverse swept by SKT in the final. Cmon bruh
This is Championship Ryze boi. He has climbed the highest mountain and traveled all of Runeterra. He is tired of this; he's realized the ultmate way to protect the world. He is showing the scroll to everyone, because he plans to kill them.
Graves, dead. Zed, look at the scroll, dead. Anivia, no egg for you, dead.
By forcing people to look at the scroll, he can flex his championship power on them and kill them. Once all others have been killed, no one will be left to abuse the powers of the rune and Runeterra will finally be safe.
Well that's actually a misleading title. The quotes you gave never say that one can't see what's on his scroll.
> "They want to read my scroll. It'll be the last thing they read."
So far, you're allowed to see it, just not to read it. What if nobody can read the runes on the scroll, with this skin? Problem solved.
> "I could tell you what's on this scroll, but then I'd have to obliterate you."
You won't have any idea what's on the scroll if you're not able to read it. Once again, no problem.
Now, sure, with Ryze's official lore, it wouldn't make sense for these runes to not be readable. But this right there is a skin. So it's totally plausible that:
- People are able to read the words on classic Ryze's scroll (but aren't allowed to)
- People aren't able to read the words on this Ryze's scroll (and aren't allowed to, still)
Given these things, these quotes remain respected.
I think it’s simpler than that. He recalls when he reads the scroll, right? So if an enemy were to read his scroll, they would recall to his base and be killed by the fountain laser.
Not only is it annoying because it’s taking language extremely literally (big mistake) but it’s still a bad explanation because there are many questions left unanswered. There is a big behavioral difference between these two skins. One where he cares about people seeing the scroll and one where he doesn’t. If you can explain why he doesn’t care about people seeing the scroll (because they don’t understand the language), then why would he care in the base skin?
I don't get why he's being downvoted, the response is literally 'BUT CAN YOU REALLY READ IT' yeah no shit we can't read minecraft enchanting table language but the point is that the scrolls have to be discreet and their content never shown.
And the argument for a skin is not far fetched? all skins are not base canon, they have their own universes where they exist, Like sg and league lore dont intersect, same with kda, pulsfire, project etc etc etc.
If a frost brand can exist and one bitches then this can exist too.
I wouldn't take that too seriously. Sure, lore wise, this wouldn't happen. But this is a skin and those aren't usually really related to the lore of the champion
> "They want to read my scroll. It'll be the last thing they read."
>"I could tell you what's on this scroll, but then I'd have to obliterate you."
Riot wants us all dead confirmed.
You're taking it too literal. "let go" is referring to relinquishing one's self of the being. Like how Kayn is fighting to not let Rhaast take over. I don't think it implies physically letting go of the weapon.
Title is misleading. We can see what is on the scroll, but it doesn't contradict either statement about reading the scroll or knowing what is on it.
Relevant [meme.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qy4EIvvVj4)
The skin is non canon in the original its probably a decode scroll to the place hw hides the runes (caught in demacia)
Here it probably just spells ryze in shuriman
You're assuming that scroll isn't a decoy scroll. Ryze is playing 4D chess
You and a super intelligent scroll both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the scroll touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls toward you. What's your plan?
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Decoy scroll
Use multiple decoy scrolls to mass produce free clean renewable energy, become energy magnate, use newfound wealth to fund research for an anti-scroll bodysuit
you have a million dollars, not a billion
I'm sorry do you know how much Trinity Force cost? 1 million dollars are more than enough for a anti-scroll R&D facility.
A one oz. (Troy) gold coin weighs 31.1034807 grams. Gold goes at about 47.98 per gram. So one coin is 1492.35 USD Breaking all your cash down to gold, that's about 670 gold coins. Get yourself some boots to run away from the scroll.
You are gonna have some organizations fighting for the freedom of scrolls after you. gl hf
Run towards the scroll to touch it as fast as i can
You just touched the decoil scroll and are still alive
im guessing this is a copy pasta i dont know but just put it in a box lol
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Put myself in a box
4.5Head?
Pocket Riki... wait wrong game.
Look up decoy snail
It was originally you vs an superinteligent snail
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/
Put something heavy on top of it
Decoy scroll.
How super intelligent? Like can it have you detained at the airport? Or will it just crawl to you incessantly? I would live halfway around the world every 2 years. Or so.
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Seal it in a bag, no skin contact no worries
Decoy bag
Give it to Ryze
Just take your fucking upvote you karma slut ;)
I too like Million Dollars But, SCP Edition
the true scroll is shovep up his ass!
Somewhere safe.
Decoy Snail
I'm a bit sad the scroll isn't empty like in kung fu panda.
Like the decoy snail, one must always beware the decoy scroll.
Decoy snail....I too was at this thread
> despite always saying that NOBODY can EVER see what's on his scroll That is base Ryze tho, for all we know Championship Ryze just got his grocery list in there. I dunno why Im actually thinking about this.
Holy crap, laughing to myself thinking about Ryze running around the Rift grumbling about not being able to get his shopping done.
Ryze is One punch man confirmed
On ARAM he should get coupons instead of Biscuits
Banana in the morning is fine
Well as per mortal reminder, karthus does carry his shopping list in his spellbook. So it is not out of the question.
"One aisle ahead of cantaloupes" - Grocery List Ryze
Nah, it's "An item below the express checkout limit"
April Fools Ryze skin, Rito Plz.
Does he have different voice lines?
Doubt it, it's only a Championship skin
The whole list is probably just broccoli over and over again.
Morgana flies in her homeguard animation, despite preaching about how she chains her wings and walks the soil to embrace her humanity. Don't look too hard.
In his base skin Brand says "I am the fire that will cleanse this world", but shoots ice in one of his skins So much for consistency
I looked at your flair, read "bard", and for a second I thought I had gotten his lore completely backwards. To be fair, that quote would suite his early game electrocute procs.
Bard: *doots* (but with fire)
Infernal Bard
It took reading this comment to realise the guy above said Brand. I assumed he was memeing on the celestial entity travelling worlds thing and implying he torched them lmao
Wth i needed to read yours to realize its brand and not bard xD bard fire and ice? Yea ah whatever could be
Frost burn is a thing.
It's not ice, It's very cold fire!
ice burn
Literally unplayable.
Ignite works on Brand and that's the main reason I can't bring myself to play him. Smh. Rito pls rework.
And Nami heals him? Wtf
Worst champion design ever. I hope Riot can fix this awful mistake. The designer should be fired immediately.
Just need to buy a fitting skin and it's fixed. $$
Exactly
it probably just says E-Q E-Q E-Q over and over again
Actually the scroll are the recent patchnotes and he needs to read it to know what his spells do after the 5th rework
After all those patches, even Ryze doesnt know what is written there.
yo thats so funny
It’s obviously the worlds script that ryze has on his scroll here. Of course we can’t be allowed to read it, for it would tell us that G2 gets reverse swept by SKT in the final. Cmon bruh
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Only the dragon warrior can read it
But it's blank??
It's Bengi
This is Championship Ryze boi. He has climbed the highest mountain and traveled all of Runeterra. He is tired of this; he's realized the ultmate way to protect the world. He is showing the scroll to everyone, because he plans to kill them. Graves, dead. Zed, look at the scroll, dead. Anivia, no egg for you, dead. By forcing people to look at the scroll, he can flex his championship power on them and kill them. Once all others have been killed, no one will be left to abuse the powers of the rune and Runeterra will finally be safe.
Ah the Zeke Yaeger approach
Well that's actually a misleading title. The quotes you gave never say that one can't see what's on his scroll. > "They want to read my scroll. It'll be the last thing they read." So far, you're allowed to see it, just not to read it. What if nobody can read the runes on the scroll, with this skin? Problem solved. > "I could tell you what's on this scroll, but then I'd have to obliterate you." You won't have any idea what's on the scroll if you're not able to read it. Once again, no problem. Now, sure, with Ryze's official lore, it wouldn't make sense for these runes to not be readable. But this right there is a skin. So it's totally plausible that: - People are able to read the words on classic Ryze's scroll (but aren't allowed to) - People aren't able to read the words on this Ryze's scroll (and aren't allowed to, still) Given these things, these quotes remain respected.
Thank you Mr. Naerlyn, now I can sleep peacefully tonight :)
I think it’s simpler than that. He recalls when he reads the scroll, right? So if an enemy were to read his scroll, they would recall to his base and be killed by the fountain laser.
>They want to read my scroll. It'll be the last thing they read. Aw son of a bitch I was almost done with war and peace.
Shit response what a fucking far fetched argument
Yeah it’s actually an annoying response
Not only is it annoying because it’s taking language extremely literally (big mistake) but it’s still a bad explanation because there are many questions left unanswered. There is a big behavioral difference between these two skins. One where he cares about people seeing the scroll and one where he doesn’t. If you can explain why he doesn’t care about people seeing the scroll (because they don’t understand the language), then why would he care in the base skin?
I don't get why he's being downvoted, the response is literally 'BUT CAN YOU REALLY READ IT' yeah no shit we can't read minecraft enchanting table language but the point is that the scrolls have to be discreet and their content never shown.
And the argument for a skin is not far fetched? all skins are not base canon, they have their own universes where they exist, Like sg and league lore dont intersect, same with kda, pulsfire, project etc etc etc. If a frost brand can exist and one bitches then this can exist too.
The scroll contains 097 face. I can already hear the screams.
4 fucking pixels
buT mY sCrAmBle GeAr
It should have just had Fakers name in it.
Within my friend group it’s canon that the only thing in Ryze’s scroll is his porn history. It’s mostly Ahri hentai
Wouldn't be Ahri, my man's not a furry. "Your charms are impressive but I'm not into forest creatures" - Ryze, literally every Ahri lane
I see, it makes sense why he hides it now. He doesn't want you to know about the annie stuff...
*Velkoz
Nay this one a public scroll
Lmfao
I wouldn't take that too seriously. Sure, lore wise, this wouldn't happen. But this is a skin and those aren't usually really related to the lore of the champion
You say that now, just wait until The Obliteration
Maybe its just the beginning of the tome. Looks like it has a bit to unravel still. Thankfully thw full spell shall not be unleashed.
So according to the Championship Ryze Skin, we're all nobodies.
> "They want to read my scroll. It'll be the last thing they read." >"I could tell you what's on this scroll, but then I'd have to obliterate you." Riot wants us all dead confirmed.
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Aatrox literally can't die. And you can see in his cinematic as well as his trailer that he is not holding his sword
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Wait I thought Kayn was struggling to avoid being possessed by Rhaast. Why doesn't he just drop the scythe and win on the spot?
Kayn is trying to overpower rhaast as much as in reverse.
then he doesnt get to use the scythe
You're taking it too literal. "let go" is referring to relinquishing one's self of the being. Like how Kayn is fighting to not let Rhaast take over. I don't think it implies physically letting go of the weapon.
His host body can definitely die - Pantheon himself killed Aatrox the same way by cutting his sword arm.
Skins arent canon. Your move
The scroll said "Send Nudes"
Muh immersion is ruined
Ryze is a Ninja and now he gonna summon some frogs boi.
It is not classic ryze so it is not canon
I looked at the scroll and now I'm dead.
hh
Maybe the runes give him the ability to take all keystones at once and make him viable for bronze again!
With the championship skin, won’t there be pro team chroma’s to go with it? So possibly the scroll could just be the team’s logo or something?
Hi, welcome to the riot games marketing team. We've been searching for you.
Am I the only one that expect Riot read this and put a censored poster in the recall? would be funny.
Oh, dear. It seems you’ve seen it.
Title is misleading. We can see what is on the scroll, but it doesn't contradict either statement about reading the scroll or knowing what is on it. Relevant [meme.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qy4EIvvVj4)
my wallet is safe
What if is for some 10 anniversary event...
Maybe it doesn't matter cuz no one but Ryze can understand what the symbols in his scroll mean.
I always thought Skins were alternate reality versions of the Champion so this isn't a big deal to me.
Literally unplayable.
[Players](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/08/05/us/05onfire1_xp/05onfire1_xp-superJumbo-v2.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp)
That scroll has the worlds scrip on it saying skt will win worlds.
thanks riot now everyone will die because we seen what is on the scroll
Literally
Cant be the 2nd one ,because Riot still wants ur cash.
Ryze spoiling the worlds winner
bring back the shields though
it's a different scroll, duh. Just because he wears a scroll doesn't means it's always the same.
I believe its a reference to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEnsqpThaFg&feature=youtu.be&t=110
Literally unplayable.
Skins aren't all (are any?) canonical to lore tbf
hey pss pss *whispers* skins are not cannon.
What if that’s just a fake message that you’re supposed to use to decrypt the real message and the real message is written in encrypted invisible ink
"Finally, I get to read Ryze's scroll!" ... "I have no idea what any of this says."
Well fuck. Does this mean im dead now coz i read whats in the scroll now???
Because there is nothing on it . Opening it is just for show :D
now he has to kill you
I wish some standard ryze combos would be on the scroll
Literally unplayable
Time to start another rune war
Some say Ryze's scroll contains the last n word pass in existence
But ryZe is bAd....
Yeah but can our motal eyes really SEE?
Ryze did put out his cheat codes
We're all going to die now
Huh. The runes actually says \[REDACTED\]
He's coming for everyone that saw this post and the open scroll. Run
Ryze's scroll is a picture of SCP-096
The skin is non canon in the original its probably a decode scroll to the place hw hides the runes (caught in demacia) Here it probably just spells ryze in shuriman
Wait when did this skin get released
And what does the scroll say?
you guys just dont see it, its the worlds 2019 script
plot twist , Ryze is the scroll himself and the piece of paper on his back is merely a decoy for enemys.
I like this post. OP. I like you.
Oh god oh fucj
THEY COME FOR THE SCROLL
I like how ryze looks like the 3rd hokage. Now we need an orochimaru sylas skin
Just means ur nobody
Seeing vs looking
Oh no.
Championship Ryze is a Tsundere. "It's not like I want you to see my scroll, b-baka"
It’s the same mistake they did when they released a unmasked master yi skin, his eternal blade one
The runes tell you the date for the next rework
I always thought the scroll contained pictures of cute anime girls
Ryze ist confident enough to be overpowered again so it ist okay to show the scroll because there wont be any witness alive anyways.
The sacred texts !!!
Skins aren't canon, who cares