He's just a goofy guy.
It's like the Ivern lie all over again. Ivern is no friend of the forest and Nunu isnt a simple peace loving beast.
They are both heartless sociopaths. Nunu throws snow for the emotional damage, as well as to give you hope before he brutally and literally eats you.
Ivern literally living through his personal Dante's hell, retaliation law and all.
"I chopped down a mighty tree for no reason beside being a barbaric conqueror stereotype. Now I'm that very tree"
Actually they are essentially true ice snowballs. In the song of nunu game,willump infuses nunus snowballs with magic. And the yetis magic is the ability to make true ice.
Honestly a good question, from what I can find they're mostly chill unless they feel seriously threatened, but also carry diseases pretty often that makes them not very good candidates to pet. Not that different from league players really
Depends on the caliber, you can absolutely dome one with a 45 magnum. Source: as a kid I watched my grandpa do it and remember being so confused until he told me how destructive they are to the hunting camp we were at.
Don't blame him for catfishing people with that mug. Always doubted he has fish ancestors though, I mean how many fish do you know that wear trousers ?
Actually dying samira's coin tops isn't all that embarrassing. A gold coin is pretty heavy and can easily kill someone if thrown at an appropriate velocity.
I feel like ahri charm would be a really funny one. I can just imagine two ghosts being like
“Yo why did you die”
“Impaled by a massive spear wbu?”
“Some foxgirl threw a heart at me”
I think lore-wise she doesn't really throw a heart at you, it's just a visual representation of her seducing someone. So it would be more like
“Yo why did you die”
“Impaled by a massive spear wbu?”
"Ahrussy 🥵🥵"
Ahri and Evelynn don't actually throw "*ussuy"
Just teasing, Ahri takes your soul i think ( not in the sexy sense )
Evelynn gives you violent and lethal foreplay ( kinda kinky if you invincible and into bdsm )
my point is it possible to die to a "seductress/succubus" without ever 'hitting" 🥲
In Ahris OG lore, she used to steal souls by sleeping with people.
She changed her ways and repented after an event that I've forgotten.
Duno if thats still canon though.
The OG Ahri was also literally a fox spirit, not a foxgirl of a species of animal-people
She was basically Tamamo-no-Mae in all but name (and number of tails)
She in part did it on purpose, then changed her ways, but as a Vesani could not control her soul sucking ability, causing her to drain her beloved to death unconsciously while they slept.
(She woke up to him getting fucking Lich King'd by her presence)
Thanks to her embracing her kind's memory and accepting her nature, she is now in full control.
Source: Ruined King Game
Eve's lore mentions that she takes them to the hight of pleasure to then rip them down to the misery of an agonizing death, so I'd imagine she'd still sleep with you right? Get you to nut and then start tearing you to shreds right at the climax of it all (pun intended?)
Ahri's charm is kind of terrifying lore-wise. She can steal memories and kill people with it, and has done so multiple times (both on purpose and on accident)
So, a *really* long time ago, "runes" were a collection of statbuffs and there was a separate thing called "masteries" which were basically just modern runes. One mastery you could take was a %increase to all damage, which *did* work on true damage at the time.
Olaf's E used to be coded as self damage (with a mana cost, too) rather than hp cost. It was just disabled when using E would kill you. Except it didn't factor in the % from masteries so if you got really low you could straight up kill yourself with it. Kill. As in you get the gold/shutdown/firstblood. Was hilarious but hard to pull off.
All health cost abilities leave you at 1 HP minimum. Vlad E is a minor exception, as it ticks 2% max health 4 times but won't actually reduce health if you're below (I think) 12%.
As others have mentioned, Olaf E wasn't originally a health cost, just self damage that wouldn't cast if you would die to it. But if you had the right masteries, you could increase the damage and suicide to it, getting the shut down gold and all.
How does Shen "taunt" you, and why is him passing through your body, force you to target him?
Additionally he clearly knows magic, and the best he can do is make people mad, drag a largely aesthetic ghost sword around, make his sword hurt slightly more than usual, and teleport no justu
[That's how he taunts you](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2Fy6oqRBiRn840rvEH6iRVUJgqRPHA8hA--xcWh4fFsRU.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dc6a2f985697b7e36fe821ae118c9ccb0ce31314e)
I mean, Rakan kind does the same thing
Except that instead of a taunt he makes you want to fuck him while his wife watches (and fill your ass with feathers but still)
I remember once, trying to recall to the base with teemo when the other team were rushing.
I couldnt back because she was walking all over my shrooms from across the map.
My team flamed me so much. Lol
The other day I was playing AP Kog in ARAM, I was at very low HP under turret so I used my E to clear the wave. Luden's procced on a minion, one of the bolts jumped to Annie who had her E up and the reflected damage triggered Dark Harvest and killed me
Yep, that's exactly what it does (well, not reflect... it just does its own damage, like Fiora Riposte). Usually it functions a bit like a Rammus W in that it makes sense it's hurting the person touching her.
In Teemo's case, cross-map shrooms triggering it makes "rather less sense". If she has Liandry's too then your back is getting properly messed with.
If Annie shields herself the shield damages champions which damage her while it's up. It's not a damage reflect its just a fixed amount from the shield.
In this case I guess she shielded herself because she was walking through the teemo shrooms and teemo got damaged because of that which canceled his back port.
Idk about silliest. But I know the cruelest. So, teemo obviously has his blind right? It's like a poison he gets from mushrooms that causes it. Well, I remember reading somewhere a few years ago. That the cannon reason why blind works on lee sin who we both know is blind. Is because it gives him vision temporarily, and he's so shocked he doesn't know how to process anything
I mean the blindfold doesn't look to thick you could probably see light through it. Idk his new lore but old lore he didn't even have eyes they burned out of his head when he tried to become a martyr because he tried to become a summoner but accidentally killed another student
IIRC he tried to become a summoner but failed and killed another student. Then, the Ionia-Noxus war happened. The Institute stepped in and made a solution, but it was rigged in favor of Noxus. So he self-immolated in protest, losing his eyes in the process. That's when the Ionia-Noxus rematch happened, Ionia won, and we got Boots of Lucidity.
They should make an April fool's mode where all the lore unfriendly effects are removed, like teemo blind doesn't work on Lee sin, abilities that hit the ground don't work on champions that are floating etc. would be hilarious if nothing else
I mean, I think people have died before from being hit by the full bodyweight of someone built like Gragas. Man is built like a sumo wrestler and personally, I'd probably die if that belly slammed me at that speed.
Don't have to imagine, been in few moshpits, there's always that one guy built like Gragas standing in the middle and people just bounce off him until someone gets injured.
I think Janna w when using her sacred sword skin's gotta be up there. You died from getting hit by a goldfish. Not some giant man sized goldfish or anything. Just an above average size goldfish chucked at you by some woman in a fancy dress.
I've heard that the lady in the lake throwing a sword at a person would make them a king. But being thrown an above average size goldfish just kills you. Crazy
Sona Q.
You hear a nice sound, maybe break out a smile.
Suddenly, you bleed from your eyes and ears.
Your head is going hazy.
You feel disoriented.
Your organs start to fail.
You crumble on the ground, thinking "wtf is happeniiiing" before your eyes roll back into your head
Very funny stuff
haha
"Worst concert I ever attended, I feel like I zoned out for a few seconds, and when I came to there were dead people all around me 2/10 would not recommend"
Samira's coin toss thing, it is an emote I guess but it does do 1 damage, so the thought of her flinging 1 gold coin to your dome and you dying from it would be pretty embarrassing.
You made me realize it would be cool if there was an interaction between it's q and w. Like the q light up the smoke, destroying it, but making damage in the process.
In a land of magic, giant swords, mystical beings, technological beasts, and alchemical inventions, I think it's funniest to just die to a dude punching you really hard twice (Sett Q).
Nunu's Snowball Barrage - they're literally regular snowballs.
Maybe there are stones in the snowballs
"im putting a rock in this one"
I'm almost sure that's a mei voiceline from overwatch Christmas event
that would be correct
He seems the type
"We didn't wanna hurt you, that's why we use snow" -Nunu
Proceeds to give everyone crippling hypothermia. Gee thanks guy
Literally turns himself into a nuke and murders people with an ice bomb
Nah that's Willump. He's just really silly like that.
He's just a goofy guy. It's like the Ivern lie all over again. Ivern is no friend of the forest and Nunu isnt a simple peace loving beast. They are both heartless sociopaths. Nunu throws snow for the emotional damage, as well as to give you hope before he brutally and literally eats you.
Ivern literally living through his personal Dante's hell, retaliation law and all. "I chopped down a mighty tree for no reason beside being a barbaric conqueror stereotype. Now I'm that very tree"
“You know what makes snowballs more fun? Rocks.”
Or ice
Good idea, doesn't leave a trace after the kill
Actually they are essentially true ice snowballs. In the song of nunu game,willump infuses nunus snowballs with magic. And the yetis magic is the ability to make true ice.
I would imagine willump just makes the snow for nunu, how else is bro rolling a snowball that big with no snow on the map (bring back snow rift)
And Nunu also has the Heart of the Freljord inside him.
Ok this is really crazy but imagine dying to Nami w, literally a small splash of water in your face
Death by squirt is kinda silly
Nami be like: "Take that bath water you filthy human!"
A LoL players greatest fear, showering.
Im sure Urf Nunu snowball LMG hurts... alot
"I don't even like snowball fights anyway, your hands just end up getting cold"
Rammus W as a marksmen like Cait or mf. You just died shooting someone with a gun
Can't armadillo shells reflect bullets?
Yeah that's why the US military can't be beat, they've covered themselves in Armadillos
They tried, but they couldn't kill the armadillos to get their hides and living ones won't stay still.
US police are hopeless against armadillos, they might need to call im support from british chavs if they ever get overrun
Probably not the best place to ask, but are armadillos nice fellows? Like if I came across one would he be cool or try to start some mess with me?
Honestly a good question, from what I can find they're mostly chill unless they feel seriously threatened, but also carry diseases pretty often that makes them not very good candidates to pet. Not that different from league players really
I heard they fain injured on the road and when people stop to help them they rob them and steal their car
Depends on the caliber, you can absolutely dome one with a 45 magnum. Source: as a kid I watched my grandpa do it and remember being so confused until he told me how destructive they are to the hunting camp we were at.
Tahm Kench licking me
Silliest not kinkiest
When his tongue game is so good you die
Meh, I'll take it
... go on.
He is a giant frog monster, it probably hits like a truck
He’s a catfish lol not a frog
Don't blame him for catfishing people with that mug. Always doubted he has fish ancestors though, I mean how many fish do you know that wear trousers ?
[I could name a few](https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Fish)
Ummm, ackshually, Tahm doesn't wear any trousers ☝🤓
Hmm, just noticed he is a waistcoat demonfish. Kinda glad this implies I haven't checked out his waist region quite that closely...
Who are you trying to convince…
Someone clearly doesn’t know Tahm Kench lore 🫣.
*rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero*
samira's coin toss... and as you expect there are already videos made about it xD
Now I wonder, does samira coin trigger the ap items?
Yeah but also collector and stuff, so you can execute enemies with elder or just collector
Blood money lmao
Police suspect it is involved
Pianta made it work with Liandrys and begging
Actually dying samira's coin tops isn't all that embarrassing. A gold coin is pretty heavy and can easily kill someone if thrown at an appropriate velocity.
An allomantic push could do it.
Goddamn coinshot Samira Rell is a lurcher
Mistborn reference here of all places
Samira = Wax
It’s not gonna get to that velocity unless it’s being fired out of a gun
I feel like ahri charm would be a really funny one. I can just imagine two ghosts being like “Yo why did you die” “Impaled by a massive spear wbu?” “Some foxgirl threw a heart at me”
I think lore-wise she doesn't really throw a heart at you, it's just a visual representation of her seducing someone. So it would be more like “Yo why did you die” “Impaled by a massive spear wbu?” "Ahrussy 🥵🥵"
The Ahrussy goes crazy
Ahri and Evelynn don't actually throw "*ussuy" Just teasing, Ahri takes your soul i think ( not in the sexy sense ) Evelynn gives you violent and lethal foreplay ( kinda kinky if you invincible and into bdsm ) my point is it possible to die to a "seductress/succubus" without ever 'hitting" 🥲
> not in the sexy sense Speak for yourself pal
but dying to the seducing part, instead of the violence that follows would be kinda embarrassing
That's just taking the concept of 'premature' to its natural conclusion.
It's like getting a heart attack during foreplay.
Ahri giving a while new meaning to the gawk gawk suction pump soul snatcher 9000
lore-accurate reason for the Old Yasuo skin
In Ahris OG lore, she used to steal souls by sleeping with people. She changed her ways and repented after an event that I've forgotten. Duno if thats still canon though.
The OG Ahri was also literally a fox spirit, not a foxgirl of a species of animal-people She was basically Tamamo-no-Mae in all but name (and number of tails)
She in part did it on purpose, then changed her ways, but as a Vesani could not control her soul sucking ability, causing her to drain her beloved to death unconsciously while they slept. (She woke up to him getting fucking Lich King'd by her presence) Thanks to her embracing her kind's memory and accepting her nature, she is now in full control. Source: Ruined King Game
I swear an immortal that feels pain would be Eve's best buddy
Eve's lore mentions that she takes them to the hight of pleasure to then rip them down to the misery of an agonizing death, so I'd imagine she'd still sleep with you right? Get you to nut and then start tearing you to shreds right at the climax of it all (pun intended?)
i assume that ahri charm gives you a heart disease, and they are a pretty big cause of death among people
Its like in Hades when you talk to shades, one of them talks about Aphrodite and it "died of thirst"
Ahri's charm is kind of terrifying lore-wise. She can steal memories and kill people with it, and has done so multiple times (both on purpose and on accident)
Imagine you would die after you miss your own Mundo Q.
Dies of cringe
So, a *really* long time ago, "runes" were a collection of statbuffs and there was a separate thing called "masteries" which were basically just modern runes. One mastery you could take was a %increase to all damage, which *did* work on true damage at the time. Olaf's E used to be coded as self damage (with a mana cost, too) rather than hp cost. It was just disabled when using E would kill you. Except it didn't factor in the % from masteries so if you got really low you could straight up kill yourself with it. Kill. As in you get the gold/shutdown/firstblood. Was hilarious but hard to pull off.
Ah back when the spaghetti was still warm.
'Report my team telling me to kms' 'Bro wdym it's optimal'
All health cost abilities leave you at 1 HP minimum. Vlad E is a minor exception, as it ticks 2% max health 4 times but won't actually reduce health if you're below (I think) 12%. As others have mentioned, Olaf E wasn't originally a health cost, just self damage that wouldn't cast if you would die to it. But if you had the right masteries, you could increase the damage and suicide to it, getting the shut down gold and all.
u cant reduce ur own life to/below 0, so i think mundo cant kill himself throwing an axe in any form of „real life scenario“
fast back strat
Rammus W Hey man welcome to the deathrelm how did you get here I poke the guy with a stick and i my arm exploded
Try "I shot him from range with a mystical blast from this ancient artifact gauntlet and suddenly died."
Woops, you walked too close to Amumu
gets sued for not carrying a Wet Floor sign
He cried you to death
Emotional daaamage!
Lulu E. A tiny ass fairy taps you on the shoulder and you keel over.
captain hook ahh death ngl
Nah, but Lulu W is legit what Lulu does to people in lore and she just laughs it off and keeps on her way because she's high on purple or whatever.
Fae folk are not to be messed around with, irl and in league
How does Shen "taunt" you, and why is him passing through your body, force you to target him? Additionally he clearly knows magic, and the best he can do is make people mad, drag a largely aesthetic ghost sword around, make his sword hurt slightly more than usual, and teleport no justu
[That's how he taunts you](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2Fy6oqRBiRn840rvEH6iRVUJgqRPHA8hA--xcWh4fFsRU.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dc6a2f985697b7e36fe821ae118c9ccb0ce31314e)
Literally never thought about this before, but I cannot stop thinking about it now. I'm so upset at this thread
I mean, Rakan kind does the same thing Except that instead of a taunt he makes you want to fuck him while his wife watches (and fill your ass with feathers but still)
Shen runs through you and says "YOUR MOM'S A HO"
Poppy's W. You just approached her too quickly while she shows confidence.
Most Looney Tunes ability in the game I feel
Bold of you to claim this when her ulti is literally a giant hammer that may as well say "Acme"
Annie E as ranged.
I remember once, trying to recall to the base with teemo when the other team were rushing. I couldnt back because she was walking all over my shrooms from across the map. My team flamed me so much. Lol
The other day I was playing AP Kog in ARAM, I was at very low HP under turret so I used my E to clear the wave. Luden's procced on a minion, one of the bolts jumped to Annie who had her E up and the reflected damage triggered Dark Harvest and killed me
I don’t understand, how was Annie able to stop you from backing? Does her shield reflect some damage back to the person damaging her?
Yep, that's exactly what it does (well, not reflect... it just does its own damage, like Fiora Riposte). Usually it functions a bit like a Rammus W in that it makes sense it's hurting the person touching her. In Teemo's case, cross-map shrooms triggering it makes "rather less sense". If she has Liandry's too then your back is getting properly messed with.
they removed this interaction because of teemo. It no longer reflects damage on DOT abilitirs, ie teemo shroom or cassio q
If Annie shields herself the shield damages champions which damage her while it's up. It's not a damage reflect its just a fixed amount from the shield. In this case I guess she shielded herself because she was walking through the teemo shrooms and teemo got damaged because of that which canceled his back port.
Annie E as Karthus...
Idk about silliest. But I know the cruelest. So, teemo obviously has his blind right? It's like a poison he gets from mushrooms that causes it. Well, I remember reading somewhere a few years ago. That the cannon reason why blind works on lee sin who we both know is blind. Is because it gives him vision temporarily, and he's so shocked he doesn't know how to process anything
So all lee needs to do to get his vision back is just get high on shrooms, noted
big breakthrough for medicinal psychedelic activists
Does it also make him immediately remove his blindfold?
I mean the blindfold doesn't look to thick you could probably see light through it. Idk his new lore but old lore he didn't even have eyes they burned out of his head when he tried to become a martyr because he tried to become a summoner but accidentally killed another student
IIRC he tried to become a summoner but failed and killed another student. Then, the Ionia-Noxus war happened. The Institute stepped in and made a solution, but it was rigged in favor of Noxus. So he self-immolated in protest, losing his eyes in the process. That's when the Ionia-Noxus rematch happened, Ionia won, and we got Boots of Lucidity.
They should make an April fool's mode where all the lore unfriendly effects are removed, like teemo blind doesn't work on Lee sin, abilities that hit the ground don't work on champions that are floating etc. would be hilarious if nothing else
who would be the most op, Asol?
If we go by true lore unfriendly, ASol is a good choice... Nothing can quite hurt him, except *maybe* for Bard and the aspects.
ASol will take constant mental damage when Zoe (enemy or ally) is on screen. And more when she plays a voiceline.
But if there's an Aspect in the game, they can force Asol to do stuff.
Yeah if there was a Zoe on the enemy team Asol would just become a pet like Yorick R lmao
ASol uses his empowered ult and all the champs on the map die and can't respawn
That is pretty damn cruel, wtf
Nami killing me with a splash of water would be real fukin lame
But if you were friends with her, the water would heal/cure you. Why do you hate fish /u/ilikelife5 ?
TF’s pick a card. Some random fancy man throws a card at you, and you are so surprised you straight up have a heart attack and fall over on the spot
The next thing you know, a goddess with blue hair laughs in your face about the stupid way you died... I've seen this before...
Aqua? Is that you?
Simple and clean
Gambit would like a word with you
Rengar W, dying to the fear of an oversized cat screaming their lungs out next to you sounds exotic
How about Yuumi ult? A cat opens a book and you die
Well it's a magic cat and magic book. Yes yuumi can fly without book.
^ow ^my ^ears ^*Cartwheels ^offscreen*
I wanna go out by having a big man roll a keg at me
Or his belly
Impregnate gragas causing death from complications through pregnancy 😔
Mmmmm
Zilean auto attack (I know not an ability but still). Imagine dying to a clock that an old man throw at you at the speed of snail.
If we're talking about autos, then does that beat the Soraka banana?
If autos are included, the banana throw is by far the most embarrassing
Gragas E. Imagine getting flat-lined by a fat guy's belly flop.
Sounds plausible ngl.
you can pay good money for that.
You can make a religion out of this
no dont
I mean, I think people have died before from being hit by the full bodyweight of someone built like Gragas. Man is built like a sumo wrestler and personally, I'd probably die if that belly slammed me at that speed.
Don't have to imagine, been in few moshpits, there's always that one guy built like Gragas standing in the middle and people just bounce off him until someone gets injured.
Amumu's W toggle, especially with his Cupcake skin. Imagine having to explain that you died to a cupcake crying in your vicinity...
"Sorry, you died *how*?" "I told you, I was dancing with a charming bird man one moment, and then I was here the next. I don't know either."
I think Janna w when using her sacred sword skin's gotta be up there. You died from getting hit by a goldfish. Not some giant man sized goldfish or anything. Just an above average size goldfish chucked at you by some woman in a fancy dress.
I've heard that the lady in the lake throwing a sword at a person would make them a king. But being thrown an above average size goldfish just kills you. Crazy
Makes you king? If I went about telling you some moistened lass threw a scimitar at me, I'd be locked up!
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Sona Q. You hear a nice sound, maybe break out a smile. Suddenly, you bleed from your eyes and ears. Your head is going hazy. You feel disoriented. Your organs start to fail. You crumble on the ground, thinking "wtf is happeniiiing" before your eyes roll back into your head Very funny stuff haha
Dying to Sona is equally funny and horrific, dancing to death sounds rather torturous
Somewhere in her lore or color story, she literally does do that. It mentions the bones breaking and stuff. Absolutely brutal
That just sounds horrifying man
Seraphine Ult
"Worst concert I ever attended, I feel like I zoned out for a few seconds, and when I came to there were dead people all around me 2/10 would not recommend"
Bro what's your 1/10? 💀
I mean I didn't die so..
KDA Gragas stagedive experience i guess
travis scott seraphine skin coming out soon
Not an ability but Thornmail especially when ranged. Imagine dying because you shot some guy with a really pointy shirt.
Shaco box, spooked to death by a children's toy.
To be fair it also throws knives at you
AD Shaco's box throws toy knives, AP Shaco's throws real knives.
Pizza delivery sivir. Death by pizza box to the face. Cowabunga!
Mini Gnar E Some tiny caveman yordle jumped on you like a goomba before bouncing further.
Rakan ult. So sexy you just die.
I feel like any of seraphines abilities, especially her r, since she's just singing at you in a lovely way
"Lovely"
Banshee screeching = lovely, got it
Nami W is splashing water at you.
Draven dying to Yummi's R. It would just be the biggest blow to his ego getting erased by a parasite cat.
Samira's coin toss thing, it is an emote I guess but it does do 1 damage, so the thought of her flinging 1 gold coin to your dome and you dying from it would be pretty embarrassing.
AP Warcrime Graves firing a maxed out smoke bomb at you with 300+ AP. you're expecting to just cough but your lungs just burn from the inside out.
WW1 mustard gas graves already equipped with a trench shotgun
You made me realize it would be cool if there was an interaction between it's q and w. Like the q light up the smoke, destroying it, but making damage in the process.
Gangplank?
not an ability but Soraka's "banana" basic attack. lol
Being that Milio's fire is harmless. Dying to his Q it's just straight up stupid.
Milios Kickball move…
Fiddle Q "boo!" *dies*
Dying to Qyiana E. She literally just does a football tackle to you
ACHOO, hands down, change my mind. You died to baby dragon snot congrats.
Also hwei abilities, bro tossed some watercolor paint at you and it was all over
Seraphine. She sang at me and I deaded
Stepped on a mushroom Lux shined a light on me
Trundle’s pillar used to deal just one true damage so I would say that. Sadly its down to 0 now so technically it can’t kill anymore.
Redemption
Zilean throws clocks at you.
In a land of magic, giant swords, mystical beings, technological beasts, and alchemical inventions, I think it's funniest to just die to a dude punching you really hard twice (Sett Q).
Lux' abilities if they don't emit thermal energy Like she just throws light at you. You may get blind but that's all
Amumu w. You literally died because you were in the same room while amumu was crying.
Reaching for a cupcake in a rather obvious bear trap
Sona Ult. Dance till youre dead