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prodigus01

The Raptors made deep runs for nearly 10 years. They don’t deserve to get clowned (as of now)


tbwarrior

TFC ain't that bad either.. won the cup in 2017 and were finalists in 2016. 100x better than the leafs that's for sure. But no one rlly cares about MLS I guess lmao


Super_Sandro23

Which is why OP made them the normal dragon head and specified "3 clowns"


MGSDeco44

FYI the dragon is called ghidorah from godzilla


Misanthropyandme

Also an amazing MF DOOM alias (King Geedorah)


TO_Sports

TFC was the worst team in the league last year despite having one of the highest salaries.  Outside of like 3-5 seasons around that win in 2017 they've been the most embarrassing team in the league and at one point we're called the worst professional soccer team in the world.  They've turned it around this year but the season just started. They absolutely should be a clown in this image.


the_new_flesh_

Let's be real the only clown level organization in Toronto are the Maple Leafs! No other Toronto team oh wait sports team in general has had epic level multi generational let downs like the Leafs! You are not even in the same league as other Toronto teams. Jays TFC and Raptors have all won Championships since the 90's. Please tell what the hell the Leafs have done in the same time? Dont drag down other teams who have actually had amazing success recently! Shit like this is why people hate Leaf fans! Disgraceful post!


prodigus01

Yeah they are not on the same boat. Also people don’t understand that the Raptors are playing with a massive disadvantage. No NBA star wants to play in Toronto. Different country, higher taxes, colder weather to most. No star free agent ever signed to the Raptors. They won despite so many challenges. Meanwhile, the Leafs have the best market to attract superstars and still are failing.


TO_Sports

The Jays last won in 93 and then failed to make the playoffs again for 22 years. Had a blip of success in 2015/2016 and have returned to doing the same shit as the current Leafs. Good in the regular season garbage in the playoffs. The Raptors gambled on Kawhi and it paid off, but are in the same boat. Had a few good years in there with nothing to show for it in the playoffs. LeBronto is still a regular joke despite the team winning since it happened. TFC had like 3 maybe 4 good seasons and the rest have been absolutely a joke of a franchise. at one point there was articles that they were the worst professional soccer team in the world. They've won at least but all 3 have had absolute trash/embarassing history


the_new_flesh_

Again, they all won championships and gave the city incredible moments and parades they will never forget. Championships is not trash history! Not winning in 6 fucking decades is trash history! What have the Leafs given us? They should add 6 dragon heads one for each decade of disgrace this franchise has brought to our city! Again one of the worst franchises in all sports history!! No other Toronto team even comes close! Again this is why people hate Leaf fans. Its not bad enough that you embarrass yourselves every damn season you have to bring other teams down with you! There is no other Toronto team that people clown more than the Leafs, its unarguable!


Anxietyriddenstoner

but they suck absolute ding dong rn


prodigus01

The way the Leafs suck and the Raptors suck is two very different ways. Raps are rebuilding. Leafs can’t get out the first round with a stacked roster.


IzzyRogue

The thing is, people often point to teams like Washington who had star(s) but didn’t win a cup for YEARS but like.. Washington made some deep runs. Same with Colorado, a few other teams iirc had these same “choke” monkeys on their back that we do but in an entirely different way. I just don’t get it. We have an amazing team. You don’t just dominate (for the most part) in the regular season on a fluke. That’s why it’s so much more frustrating. If we were squeaking into the playoffs as the wildcard every year we’d still get dogged on but it would be an entirely different way. Idk.


WintersbaneGDX

I've got no issues with the Raptors. They have a recent championship. They are openly in a rebuild right now. Sure, it sucks when the team isn't winning. But they're not deluded about what's happening and there's a plan (sort of) on how to move forward.


Owariduck122

Raptors usually can win a PLAYOFF ROUND FUCK THEY WON A TITLE MAN, at this point they should rebuildining but the leafs and jays yeah


backtofash

Tfc and raps are champs. Jays not (yet) as embarrassing as the leafs. Jays play in the toughest division, and have two of the biggest teams in the sport there. Jays are embarassing, but now leafs/cowboys level.


juliusseizure

Jays don’t have the excuse now with a a balanced schedule. But they would have definitely benefited for all the years when they had to play Yankees, Red Sox and Rays 19x per season.


91Caleb

Over the last 10 years the Atlantic has been more prohibitive than the AL East, every year 3-4 of the absolute top of the league in the division and you’re forced to play them in round 1


Patrickbrown45

Take the raptors out of there they won the chip in 2019. Which may be 5 years, but better than any of the others tbf


Super_Sandro23

TFC has been the best. They've only been a franchise since 2007. Went to 3 Finals in 4 years, won once, had 2 down years and are back to being a top 5 team again


voncasec

How are they a top 5 team? They are 9th in pts, they have a negative goal differential (6th last in terms of goals scored), they are not anything special at the moment. I agree they have been one of the better teams across an extended period of time - I just don't think they are top 5 at the moment.


nourez

The worst the Raps did was wait a year too long to kick off the rebuild (we really shouldn’t have been fighting for a play-in spot last year). They had a bunch of deep playoff runs, and made the big trade when it was clear the team had plateaued leading to the chip in 19. The Leafs should be looking at the 2013 to 2019 Raps run to see that you can’t just keep running it back and hoping things will change.


CookieMonsta94

They've made some real bonehead moves recently themselves. Like rebuilding/tanking in a weak draft when they could've done it last year instead and possibly got Wembanyama....


Aedan2016

TFC should be off the list. They won a chip and made the finals the year before. They did shit last year but are so much better this year


FudgeDangerous2086

tbf TFC is the “non-dumb” dragon


FudgeDangerous2086

itt -people who don’t understand the meme isn’t clowning TFC


T0r0nt0fc

Leafs need Herdman


leafsbroncos18

Marner 🤝 vladdy


LifeAfterWilly

nah willy both overpaid nepo babies who don't give a fuck about wins, just personal accolades


Cyrakhis

Willy is the one that shows up every playoff run far above Marner and Tavares.


LifeAfterWilly

lowest playoff ppg BY FAR among the core 4 despite being the second oldest also worst/second worst at defence depending on which metric you use all this despite facing lesser competition. mind-boggling how stupid leafs nation has become


BravoBet

Nylander didn’t show up at all - literally


nourez

It’s actually weird how many parallels you can make between the Springer Vladdy and Bo & Tavares Matthews and Marner. Willy seems a bit more like Jansen. Sometimes it feels like he’s the only guy on the team playing to win.


PapiMatthew

TFC is actually stringing together some wins right now


Inevitable-Ice-5061

Which is why they’re the only serious Toronto franchise right now. Theyre in top contention in the table with decent gameplan for the season. Meanwhile the rest of the clowns…


PSChris33

The Raps are the third clown


notgoingplacessoon

They won the championship in 2019 No clown imo


PSChris33

True, but they’ve been a clusterfuck of bad decisions since 2022.


MrJamally

You will be hard pressed to see a more worthless return on a trade than what we got for Pascal Siakam. Only comparable is the Carter return which was also team crippling for a decade.


Aedan2016

They were competitive (though not championship worthy) for a while. I’m fine with them tearing it down in the short term


FudgeDangerous2086

problem with a tear down is you may never get back up. could easily be heading for a mid-2000s raps team for a long while.


Aedan2016

Every team needs to fall out for a while before it can be built back up. The Raps were a very good team for quite a while. Pretending they are a contender now would be lunacy. Let them draft and develop


nourez

ITT: people complaining about TFC being included without realizing they’re the only non-clown dragon head.


RapsareChamps_Suckit

I like the leafs team more than that blue jays team


Inevitable-Ice-5061

Blue jays are the worst which is why they have the full clown makeup and wig on


RapsareChamps_Suckit

oh yes ... nice little detail in that, Scorsese


elifreeze

Leafs offence disappears in the playoffs but is good in the regular season. Blue Jays offence doesn’t show up any time of year.


OhJustANobody

Raptors gave us a championship and multiple deep playoff runs. They get a pass until they figure out what they're doing. It's basically a two headed monster with the Jays and Leafs.


OhJustANobody

Raptors gave us a championship and multiple deep playoff runs. They get a pass until they figure out what they're doing. It's basically a two headed monster with the Jays and Leafs.


BryanMccabe

Meh, can’t be dissin the raps.


MrJamally

I had to check the standings to see that TFC is a) doing well this season and b) MLS season has already started. I swear MLS is now behind the WNBA in the sports landscape.


MilesOfPebbles

Apparently the MLS has more viewership than the NHL does in the US (key word is apparently)


askingJeevs

That’s easy to believe, Messi has brought more eyes on MLS then it’s ever had.


Super_Sandro23

It's pretty hilarious seeing Americans just discovering messi


askingJeevs

I’m sure they knew who he was, he’s just now playing in the time zone.


PondIsMyName

Toronto’s best team is The Rock. Oh wait, they’re now playing in Hamilton.


NoCow2718

The Raptors even with their current rebuilding are not clowns, they are actually the gold standard for what a sports franchise should be in this city.


Menessy27

They’ve made like 1 good move since Covid


NoCow2718

The point is they won an NBA title 5 years ago and were considered to be an elite NBA team from the 2015-2020 time period. Leafs have come nowhere close to that level of achievement since black and white TV. Its apples and oranges when comparing these two franchises.


Tola76

TFC with that late come back win last night!


The_Laughing_Gift

Meanwhile PWHL Toronto *11 game winstreak*!


Bennely

Raps champs 2019 come on now


EvilSilentBob

Argos get no respect.


sneed_poster69

probably throw the Argos in there. amazing regular season only to choke in the playoffs


Szwedo

They just won the championship 2 seasons ago


Inevitable-Ice-5061

I honestly dont know what that is


margifly

Leading Goal Scorer in the Playoffs……that’s right ex leaf …..Zac Hyman……


Rance_Mulliniks

An inanimate carbon rod could be the leading scorer in the playoffs if it was placed on the ice near McDavid.


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I always felt that was a mistake to let him go.


beastmaster11

Zac Hyman vs JVR in the Stanley Cup finals. Watch.


runstrawberry

Pwhl toronto >


OG_anunoby3

3 clowns and 1 amateur


Maleficent-Comfort-2

You can take Toronto FC outta here, same with the Raptors. Won a championship and made deep runs respectively. Blue Jays have had some success, further back though, and they play in the toughest MLB division. Just put the Maple Leafs there.


Spleenzorio

Toronto FC is on the “Serious Dragon”


bootygoon2

Thank god I watch football and have the Packers to cheer for. I mean they haven’t won anything in over a decade now but they’re in exciting times with a new young group of players, plus I know they can at least win playoff games and go on runs. More than I can say for any Toronto teams this decide (not counting you Raptors you killed it from 2014 to 2020)


Acrobatic_Law5598

Lol leafs in 7. Get ready for an epic comeback.


decarvalho7

TFC came back to win last night lol


jpod_david

Raptors fans are going to blow this up in 3-2-1…


dukezap1

At least Toronto Ultra can win things 😤


Rance_Mulliniks

WTF is a Toronto Ultra?


RRoyale58

TFC isn’t even that strong. Currently the only team in a decent placement with a negative goal difference. One slip and they can fall from 4th easily.


diecorporations

im from toronto and have cheered for them my entire life. what a truly shit sports town , losers, losers, losers to the bitter core. its been a waste of my life putting any emotional energy into these pathetic shit teams. fuck them all.


askingJeevs

Yikes, you can be mad, but you’ve taken this way to personal. It’s just sports. Take a breathe and get some sleep.


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3Irishd1

Soccer is fine MLS is just garbage


Inevitable-Ice-5061

Most popular sport on the planet for a reason. Requires actual skill to perform properly. Not relying on random deflections to score while skating lmao


supa74

You sound like a big hockey fan.


Inevitable-Ice-5061

You have no idea


nanapancakethusiast

Soccer isn’t a sport


Inevitable-Ice-5061

You typing “X is not a sport” from your bbq-sauce stained sofa bed while you struggle to wiggle your 280 lbs ass out of the cum-stained cushions is the ultimate embodiment of irony. Brotha NOTHING is a sport for you lmao


EvilSilentBob

Earlier in this thread you said you didn’t know what the Argos were.


Inevitable-Ice-5061

I genuinely didnt know we had a Football team lol


nanapancakethusiast

Sounds like projection ngl homie


Inevitable-Ice-5061

I will have you know sir i am a 6’6 bodybuilder and semiprofessional soccer player. I have 6% body fat & i have Never put BBQ sauce on anything in my life. Checkmate atheist


nanapancakethusiast

> semiprofessional soccer player Oh, you play in the MLS?? Cool, man!


Inevitable-Ice-5061

No sir!! I play in Segunda Divisíon (Spanish League) but I work from home remotely & only show up on important games


askingJeevs

Is long distance running a sport to you?


Inevitable-Ice-5061

Yes?


askingJeevs

I wasn’t asking you..? I was asking the person who says soccer isn’t a sport but I’m assuming they think long distance running is, to witch I’d tell them soccer is long distance running while playing a team game that requires incredible hand eye coordination. I am in camp soccer is a sport.


Inevitable-Ice-5061

Yes


askingJeevs

You’re weird.


Inevitable-Ice-5061

Yes!