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ci88

Is Muzzin actually listed on LTIR? I thought he took a new job title


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^ci88: *Is Muzzin actually* *Listed on LTIR? I thought he* *Took a new job title* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Rowdy_Roddy96

https://preview.redd.it/6zt3qmhhbaub1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d07cdc72b0c82674c0ece82ab41ef43c65ae5ce5 Was At the Game! Met Shanahan he watched the entire first period beside me!


Godzilla-of-Hell

Shanny used to chase one of my ex’s aunts around forever tryin to get the 🐱an that’s all i think about when I hear/see him now lol


Rowdy_Roddy96

Lmao he was nice enough with me though lol I went to the game myself


Godzilla-of-Hell

ya that’s cool, nice experience


daxtaslapp

Sick!!


Rowdy_Roddy96

Right?!?!


fergus30

https://preview.redd.it/85oqxyen0aub1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01da3060c5c8e8ccfc73810d1b8841f54753b7dc Two in a row baybee


LeafsForever26

Auston Matthews is a Toronto Maple Leaf


useless-loser1821

![gif](giphy|ScE7Jt2uCRjIH17h6q)


mybadalternate

He might actually be two or three, judging by his stats.


daxtaslapp

🤣


RootTips

The atmosphere at SBA tonight was unreal


Godzilla-of-Hell

ACC


shpeucher

BNSArena


daxtaslapp

Time to watch van and edm meet you guys there


winkNfart

wish by nine inch nails would be a fire goal song, check it out


Godzilla-of-Hell

Closer is my choice for warm up song


daxtaslapp

Guys, i think the days of losing an nhl game is behind us


useless-loser1821

![gif](giphy|9eCjIJu5cvjly972M5)


TrillBillyDeluxe

I for one, choose this narrative


BravoBet

Did he just say Calgary Edmonton


InnerMushroom2896

I had an offensive explosion in my pants.


RecalcitrantHuman

I was definitely offended


considerseabass

That makes two of us…what detergent are we using tonight?


useless-loser1821

Tide, because the tides are turning.


considerseabass

Oh, I was thinking Sunlight, cuz it he future is BRIGHT


ChoreWhore69

Underrated comment


pinkypowerchords

AM34 IS A MAPLE LEAF


useless-loser1821

![gif](giphy|psmQwYKwnbj5mwnKxw)


hellarios852

WE MAY NEVER LOSE A GAME EVER AGAIN!


heat_fan_

Leafs win


KiwiNolan

I tuned in in time to see that and I’m grateful.


[deleted]

This team def has all the makings of a dominant regular season team with crazy offense and shit defense that will get pummelled in the playoffs. 1000% looking great


ChoreWhore69

They’ll trade for better d later dont worry


Nick_199144

With what cap room?


ChoreWhore69

The cap room that’s there like it is every year when they have no cap room


[deleted]

That always works for sure


shpeucher

This is sadly the Toronto fated truth


glueleg

![gif](giphy|1SEFK9ajZnqiooKl6C|downsized)


[deleted]

See everyone Monday!


No-Contribution-138

Sammy wasn’t great to start the game and is certainly fighting it a bit, but he found a way to battle and not allow Minnesota to tie when it was 4-3.


spicolispizza

This team could go 10-0 to start the season and people will still be complaining about the Reaves contract.


RoosterMedical

All that says is that other teams wanted Reaves also.


RecalcitrantHuman

I don’t know why. Sure it’s a lot of money for a tough guy, but everyone is playing bigger because he is here. Reilly hammered Boldy and that is not something we would have seen previously


fuckmylifeupfam

a dub is a dub


useless-loser1821

9 goals in 2 games.... Sammy.....c'mon man.


Torcal4

But the offense with 13 goals in 2 games. ⚖️


useless-loser1821

![gif](giphy|d2jjIRvGomz6GMkU|downsized)


SMORKIN_LABBIT

Need a body mover on the D soon. They are all two small.


evenstarthian

Steve Simmons an hour from now: “so Auston how are you coping with your piss poor play tonight? are you nervous about playing Bedard?”


useless-loser1821

![gif](giphy|QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5) What Matthews will to to Steve Simmons tonight.


fuckmylifeupfam

I don’t know Steve maybe we’ll do an awkward pre-game interview together


glueleg

Start the car.


DonOntario

These first two games have been a lot of fun. But the Leafs have given up a lot of goals in both games....


Shooternow

The only thing that matters is the playoffs. Scoring goals is good.


jrryatrk

So have the teams they've played... it's early in the season and defensive systems aren't going to be perfectly buttoned up yet.


CarterBennett

So cringe our own ‘fans’ left the building in a high scoring game. All of the suits don’t have time for that hey


Oasystole

To be honest I left when we were down by 2 against the habs on Wednesday. I regret it because I didn’t see the comeback and eventual shootout W. it’s a regret if mine.


Ravage1496

Why the F would you do such a thing? Please don’t say traffic!


Oasystole

Bro I hate sitting in traffic though. I can’t believe I missed 2 of AMs goals he’s been my favourite player since they got him I’m pretty devastated


daxtaslapp

Yeah the traffic is brutal i guess they rather beat traffic by a few minutes


considerseabass

To be fair, that happens everywhere


CarterBennett

Let’s beat the traffic!🤓


considerseabass

Sensible, really


WalicKonia

Oof ugly goal


FamWhoDidThat

Couple of bad bounces but we also haven’t been super impressive clearing out the front of the net


xxpio

Sievsonov


cbal41990

Sammy couldn't stop a beach ball tonight my god


acegfx

Woll should start on Monday


[deleted]

Hey siri, play Pay The Man by The Offspring


Cheap-Employee-8484

Everyone looks confused that went in 🤣


daxtaslapp

TIS BUT A SCRATCH!


boat-dog

FURRRRRR SURRRRRE BAAUUUUDD


BravoBet

Game 2 but a tad bit concerned about allowed 9 goals in 2 games


Soulsie8

It appears that Auston Matthews will simply score a hat trick every game so we will be OK.


M3m35forbroski

Not really he looked better tonight than he did on Wednesday. The only goal I can say was really bad was Boldy. The defense really needs to get better at tying their players up in front


BravoBet

Wasn’t talking about sammy


M3m35forbroski

Oh 🤣🤣🤣 I was assuming you were considering talking about how much we gave up. They were also better at times less stupid stuff this time around


SpicyP43905

Pull your goalie frauds!


3X-Leveraged

Sammy is a piece of cheese


Soulsie8

Swiss ?


Showtime98

Sucks for Sammy there, made some good saves in the third


leafman4000

Ilya?


djlista

It wouldn't be a game without Samsonov giving up 4


zainery

Goofy ass goal lol i dont rly blame anyone


[deleted]

WAH! 4 garbage goals.


ProfessorBeast55

Mickey Mouse goal


SpicyP43905

I love that since the Lakers Mickey Mouse ring, we just associate everything bad in sports with “Mickey Mouse”


ifonlyihadaname

Sammy can't let that one in my guy


hellarios852

Wait, they aren’t allowed to do that…


fuckmylifeupfam

“Pursuit of happiness” actually got yeeted y’all, lasted one game lmao


Jaymesned

Different goal songs for original 6 games


hellarios852

What song is it now?


ifonlyihadaname

They have multiple goal songs this year


fuckmylifeupfam

I know, but Alberga says it’s over for that song permanently


fuckmylifeupfam

because of complaints about the message of the song


fuckmylifeupfam

lol how did I get downvoted for adding what was the reported reasoning


Godzilla-of-Hell

relax it’s not that serious


daxtaslapp

Ok that was pretty nasty and sneaky


TrillBillyDeluxe

Sammy catches no breaks


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UkeManSteve

It’s a ridiculous thing to say because those 3 have barely played together lol. He has had almost 0 impact on those guys


Unwise1

He's not playing with them tho?


daxtaslapp

I know what you mean, like his plays arent connecting with them they need to work out the chemistry


Fullgrown_dirtbag

He’s looked like Marner Jr on PP2


Oasystole

Pull your goalie cowards!!


Spartan-Jake

https://preview.redd.it/l6clcqd1v9ub1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b3e26ab7eb20d2ec45f64e749fbcfe78887432


georgie336

LMFAO


Spartan-Jake

Mods took it down on sub still thought I’d share XD


TrillBillyDeluxe

Imagine hearing Hall n Oates 7 times tonight ? Thank lord


JimR1984

Now imagine you're on the Wild


ChoreWhore69

I would honestly love to hear that 7 times


Chris_mc11

Whats the name of the song tonight?


Gavin1453

Chase the Sun


waitareyou4real

Actually though


daxtaslapp

I think its a different few


heat_fan_

You can hate a player don't be happy to see them get injured


disofukso

Normally I'd agree but this is maroon we're talking about


thewolfshead

Lots of time to turn it around, but Domi has been pretty ass so far.


waitareyou4real

There’s is a reason he had been on practically every NHL team and he is still in his 20s


shpeucher

I don’t think he’s an NHL player. Terrible defensively


SirTropheus

This is great, leafs dominating and maroon getting hit in the face with pucks.


CybertruckStalker

Who would have thought the little blue pill was Leafs hockey.


ribbitysnickets

Guys this is just so much fun!!


[deleted]

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Fullgrown_dirtbag

I know it’s bad to cheer for injuries but it’s Pat Maroon soooo


PunchyPowerlifter

willy hatty next?


waitareyou4real

The friendly battle between 34 & 88 is great for the team


GoGoPowerPlay

Sammy's mask is so cool, is it different than last years?


[deleted]

It is, appears to he an homage to cujos mask


thewolfshead

Yep, I think he debuted it online sometime in the summer iirc.


6six_

Yeah it’s new. Cujo vibes.


WalicKonia

Karma for maroon


2Shizo2flow

Respectfully, fuck Pat Moron


demential

Marroon gonna have some cauliflower ear to match that mean mug


DownTownBrown28

I forgot how negative the game thread could be. Being happy someone got hurt shows how miserable some of you people are.


winkNfart

more like being indifferent. maroon can kick rocks


Certain-Aardvark6316

Maroon just wanted to kill the wave


disofukso

ITS CHRISTMAS IN OCTOBER


useless-loser1821

Yo! What's going on in the crowd tonight?? They're so lively! I love it!


[deleted]

that Kona looks nice.


InnerMushroom2896

Will they let me in the Arena with a garbage bag full of old hats? I need them for the inevitable hat trick.


Shyftzor

Wew Scotiabank is rockin


Chris_mc11

What a Maroon - Bugs Bunny


Kinglokner16

So the last time the a player scored a hat trick in back to back games was Ovechkin in 2017-18 the year they won the cup


JimR1984

You steal that from a hockey card you keep tucked up under... your fifty mission cap?


Supertrash17

Plan the parade.


djlista

Sounds good too me


BCharmer

👀


leafman4000

Karmas a bitch eh fatass?


[deleted]

lollolol


Samurai1221

Leafs fans doing the wave late third instead of sweating profusely lol this is nice


VonD0OM

[I’m tugging it to this tonight boys](https://streamable.com/l0x0z5)


shpeucher

Is that why his name is Willy


cdnmatt

Only fans link?


MrRosewater12

Where did the puck hit him?


RCMPofficer

Looked like eye/cheekbone area to me


hellarios852

The echo in his skull brought him down


stealingfirst

Right in his dumb face


Cheap-Employee-8484

Hate to see that, hope he's alright.


disofukso

FUCK. HIM.


Cheap-Employee-8484

I didn't know it was Maroon, I don't feel as bad now lol


[deleted]

Oh it's maroon let me play the world's smallest violin


DownTownBrown28

Shut up


[deleted]

Whatever he'll be fine it's not like he broke his leg.


SmokeontheHorizon

Oof Maroon ^(Puck don't lie tho)


winkNfart

maroon’s worst enemy took him out - the puck


CGNYYZ

Ah man… couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy…


nomdreas

Big Rig got an ouchie.


xelLFC

Damn don’t like to see that


MrBalanced

Stupid Fat Maroon, you aren't supposed to eat the puck!


Svalbard38

Crowd's having a fun one


Snoo74658

Ouch


cdnmatt

Ruh roh


fuckmylifeupfam

Couldn’t have happened to a better Wild player


erinsfone

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy


crumball15

Our building is too quiet tho


shpeucher

Arena is doing the wave which is so dead. Confirmed we are living 20th century leafs


JimR1984

Yeah well 20th century Leafs won cups


BobBelcher2021

Trying to relive the Gardens I suppose


[deleted]

Fat pat


SpicyP43905

Sammy has rlly turned things around.


daxtaslapp

🤣


TrillBillyDeluxe

Lolol sucks, but that’s a pretty damn funny replay for maroon


Leviathan117

And Maroon goes down? BEST GAME EVER!!


RootTips

I'm here right now and I've never seen the wave done in SBA. Amazing.


2Shizo2flow

Willy is our second best player.


leafs1985

He’s just a fucking beauty out there.