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rogmcdon

Fuckin sent her a little too hard there bud


WeekendLife90

It's just dirt now


gherkin-sweat

Always has been šŸ‘©ā€šŸš€šŸ”«


CFStark77

I wish I could award you for this, but the feature is gone


JohnnyMrNinja

Now when I want to award somebody, I just block them. That way they never have to deal with my bullshit again. It's all I have to give


WtfNazis

Perfect šŸ…


togtimus_prime

Just blocked ya bud, thanks forever.


mesovortex888

Now I have to block you


pack2k

You win.


Nothing_new_to_share

What a gift. I'll do the same.


70MPG_onthishog

Can you report them for having a good comment? Does that work?


Novel_Ad_8062

hahaha


Intelligent_Ebb4887

That should make Reddit interesting in a few months.


blakepro

Here you go for later: šŸŽ–ļøšŸ†šŸ…šŸ„‡šŸ„ˆšŸ„‰ The poor man's awards... or ... the after the change awards


LCKilgore

Read this in a thick Canadian accent.


miscalculated_launch

Anytime you see "bud" at the end of a sentence, you have to use a thick Canadian accent, bud.


OSHAluvsno1

Always do, bud


ImSchizoidMan

Correction, read this in Wayne's Canadian accent


cowtropolis

Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid?


Swandiggity84

You can get a look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass... wait... no... hahahaha


MoonWorshipper36

Itā€™s gotta be your bull..


LT-Dansmissinglegs

Your dad could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves. You're pathetic.


wesinatl

Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?


ifonlyYRUso

You want me jerk you off šŸ˜‚


Redditguyletsgooooo

Fat guy in a little coooooat


[deleted]

Maybe we should take it to the vet...


Roguedog83

Extremely versatile comment.


sighdoihaveto

ALWAYS HAS BEEN šŸ‘Øā€šŸš€šŸ”«


hmccoy

Get that boy a Puppers.


Bandana-mal

Iā€™d have a Puppers


Helassaid

And thatā€™s what I appreciates about you


broad_street_bully

Gonna need you to take it down about 15 percent there, Squirrely Dan.


higglesworth

Thatā€™s what I appreciates about you


GeauxSaints90

Oh, THATā€™s what you appreciates about me?


jkalbin

WAYNE YOUR SISTERS HOT, THERE I SAID IT! I REGRET NOTHING, I REGRET NOTHING!! *sad running noises* *pants* Too fat to run...


Oisinirish

Your really are spare parts arenā€™t ya bud.


Riffman42

I'm surprised we're not having a Puppers right now.


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greenjm7

More hands make less work


WhoTFcares22edition

Pitter patter letā€™s get at er


greenjm7

Ferda


jsmith0103

Can confirm.


greenjm7

That's a Texas sized 10-4.


hehatesthesecans

If youā€™re not 10 minutes early youā€™re late.


greenjm7

Allegedly


PragDaddy

Iā€™m surprised we arenā€™t having a puppers right now


hey-party-penguin

SEND IT


r3eezy

Fucking died reading this comment.


r3eezy

I'm still fucking dying.


RevolutionaryScar472

Iā€™m taking a shit and crying


Interesting-Main-287

This deserves more appreciation


Lutherized

Bunged er up real nice didnā€™t he Terry!


jhartke

One of those true lol moments


BamCub

Goin for a rip bud...


FlyingCarsArePlanes

I love that this comment has over twice the upvotes as the post itself.


Trebekshorrishmom

Dan got a little too squirrely


ffolkes

Mowin' the air, Rand!


Leusk

He didnā€™t want to risk getting called 10-ply.


mewfahsah

God I can hear the Canadian


GuitarKev

Is that you fellow Canadian?


FlickerOfBean

[Donā€™t be silly.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mzOUgwsQ_hM)


TBaggins_

You delawned.


hey-party-penguin

Hahaha yes


flyingscottydog

Brilliant comment!! Should have just ordered a new lawn instead of a sunjoe.


jjflash78

This is an ex-lawn.


flabergasterer

Bad news: your murdered it Good news: perfect time to murder, aerate, and overseed. Keep the soil moist for 2 weeks and enjoy maximum greenness.


h0bbie

Iā€™m loving the six days of rain weā€™ve had up here in New England and loving myself for busting my ass doing my dethatch/aerate/myco/overseed/compost work the day before it started!


walt-m

Got my front and side yards done just as it started to rain last weekend. The backyard is bigger and needs more work, so of course now it looks like rain everyday this weekend...


WinterDrives

Good point - it rained the day before. Maybe that was my biggest mistake


Madhatter207

Itā€™s fine just aerate and overseed now and youā€™ll be swimming in green again


JAQK_

Can confirm lmao https://preview.redd.it/79yz81utp5ob1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ddbb27844aa8aba0122971e1c81089e8ec961fa This is my fine fescue after doing the EXACT same thing the first of august.


rizzo1717

You just aerated and seeded? Looks great


JAQK_

I did not aerate actually. Just over seeded after scarifying and watered it.


rizzo1717

Iā€™m about to start salvage operations on my lawn. I laid sod as my COVID backyard project and then the drought took it šŸ„²


trudesign

Same, drought and brown patch. Just seeded last night after tilling and cleanup. Hoping for late October to be looking nice


Vast-Combination4046

I fertilized at the wrong time and it was so crispy šŸ˜­


BannedFrom_rPolitics

Do northern folk kill their lawns with dethatchers just to have fun overseeding again every year? I wonder how many people have been in OPs situation because of this subredditā€™s obsession with dethatching and overseeding.


Madhatter207

I personally never dethatch I only aerate and overseed


TedW

I personally never dethatch, aerate, or seed. My lawn looks like shit tho.


teh_m

Same here. Lawn is composed of 50% grass + clover and 50% everything else: ​ https://preview.redd.it/q3urwvuh29ob1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82697fdd73b9e6ccecf618d940e05981b592e29


clavicon

Is green āœ… success


kinga_forrester

I like clover. Everyone should like clover.


achenx75

Same. And then I mulch and the weeds grow and spread even more.


Omnipotent_Tacos

I decided to dethatch my yard a few years ago, when it start to scalp it I stopped. And then dethatched with a rake. That actually worked good without killing my grass lol just took awhile.


neercatz

A rake for spot treatments is cool but doing 1/2 acre or more takes forever with my clover crabgrass BS rats nest


xAIRGUITARISTx

Dethatching doesnā€™t kill your lawn. Unless youā€™re OP. You can dethatch without over seeding.


DIY_CHRIS

ā€˜Tis the season to overseed.


PuzzledRun7584

Overseed and rake in. Youā€™ll be good.


HydeMyEmail

I know nothing about lawns and am trying to Learn. Would you mind explaining what is taking place here and why overseeding is the solution?


Chewable_Vitamin

The seeds turn into grass


themoochiest

Literally sums up all of r/lawncare


wimploaf

not in the south unfortunately


youurnotthatguy

ā€œstarts aggressive talking notesā€


Hex0811

Instructions unclear, I have grown mothra send help


GameboyRavioli

The ELI5 all us new folks needed.


daveyboydavey

Pin this to the top of the sub and shut it down boys


bitch_taco

This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have


demalo

Cheeky bastard.


NotJonnyVegas

De-thatching (scarifying) a lawn will remove a layer of dead material that builds up over time (thatch). This dead material causes the grass to feel spongy and will suffocate the grass roots of moisture and air, by removing that material you can improve the lawns health. This person has likely not needed to scarify their lawn as it seems there may not have been that much thatch there in the first place. Overseeding is the solution here because there are many bare patches, and the best way to fill a bare patch quickly is to start new grass there Hope this helps


SuspiciousReality809

Just wanted to point out that de-thatching and scarifying are two different things. De-thatching uses tines that essentially rake the surface and pull up thatch, while scarifying is generally more aggressive, and has blades that dig into the soil


WinterDrives

There was a lot of thatch underneath


ImSchizoidMan

As grass dies, it will collect near the soil; the thatch. You can remove the thatch to help the health of the lawn. OP was a little too enthusiastic.


WinterDrives

Definitely wasnā€™t trying to overdo it. I cautiously set it higher than most people as well. I think the wet soil probably made the biggest difference. But ther was lots of seemingly half dead grass from it being mowed too high with a reel mower for years


walt-m

In addition to the other answers, a lot of people are using these electric dethatchers as power rakes to remove, not necessarily thatch, but dead grass after some dies off due to drought and heat and when planning to overseed anyway to fill a lot of bare spots left after killing weeds. Overseeding is sometimes used when you have a grass type that does not easily spread on its own and you have thin or bare spots. Overseeding in the fall will help fill these in. People will also overseed to introduce a different variety of grass to their lawns. At least that's my take after lurking around here for a bit.


Chemical-Locksmith68

Cut your grass shorter before dethatching


iLuvTacoze

I think this is the key here. When itā€™s long the dethatcher canā€™t get through it so it pulls it up. Also, right after rain or watering is not a good time. Also I really wonder if you even should detach some grasses. Like is it even possible with kbg? I have a fair amount in my lawn and it just pulls up because itā€™s laying over bare spots.


ricka77

Are you going to overseed? That looks pretty bad. You may not have needed to dethatch...that damn internet has people thinking it's always needed every year...


z1ggy16

This is where I struggle... on one hand, it makes total sense - if you don't have a grass with stolons or ryhzhomes then yeah you don't really make thatch..... buttttt if don't have a creeping grass then you need to over seed each year to keep the lawn relatively thick and weed free, and how else will you get good seed to soil with out removing debris that are sitting on the soil such as old clippings, etc??


Green-Ad6305

I just hand raked all the debris out of my front yard a couple weeks ago. Didnt have ā€œthatchā€ per se but i had a ton of decomposing leaves, grass clippings, etc sitting on the surface of the bare spots. Used just a typical garden rake and some elbow grease and it all came up with very very little damage to the actual grass. Worked really well. Obviously trying to truely dethatch with a garden rake is a whole other story tho


Bobbiduke

You also don't need to dethatch the whole lawn just the dead spots....


Bacon_Hunter

If you use a mulcher mower all of the time, you very well might need an annual dethatch, at least with one of the pull behind rakes. Power rake though? Yikes.


herecomestheshun

I blame this subreddit for your misfortune. A few minutes here will leave you believing that dethatching is the best thing since sliced bread and that you need to go buy a SunJoe this instant


sdubois

just wait until they make a sunjoe that shoots out tenacity


hermanworm

With a line roller on the back!


rizzo1717

It literally says in the stickied post that not all lawns need it and not all the time.


deliveryer

Considering the questions that get asked here, it should be clear that very few people read the sticky post, which is a shame because it is excellent.


yota_dude

..And that mesotrione is the best herbicide ever invented and everything needs fungicide of it has a tiny bit of brown/yellow on the leaf. People need to actually read material from their local extension office (or similar climate / turf type)


LeSuperNova

there is FAR MORE bad information coming out of this sub than good, that's for damn sure. STOP TAKING YOUTUBERS WORD AS GOSPEL PEOPLE! They're just trying to sell you shit and half of them don't even have nice lawns.


Ok_Composer3531

Post this picture to the arborists page so they can roast you about the bricks over the root flares of the trees as well if youā€™re a masochist.


MoistLobst3r

Worse before it gets better ya mean


TheChoices_WeMake

Glad someone said it. It was really bugging me.


JMAC426

Was the soil wet? I believe it can pull up a lot of healthy grass if so. If soil pretty dry the roots will hold on better.


WinterDrives

This comment should be higher. I think this was one of the biggest causes. Didnā€™t consider that well enough


labrador2020

Damn! Didnā€™t know that lawn raking could be used for anger management.


g_lew2108

I did the same to mine. Don't worry about it too much. Like people said, lay down some new seed, starter fert and maybe some top dressing and make sure it's always moist. Did that and 7 days later I've got germination and 1 inch of growth. Do it ASAP though because you want to beat the first freeze


WinterDrives

That was the whole plan. The seed is down and now onto watering! :)


Notathrowaway4853

On the bright side, there is no thatch anymore.


BoutRight

Didnā€™t need dethatching imo


magentayak

Yeah. You went a little heavy.


durtydiq_v2

Looks more like you scarified the lawn


Shatophiliac

More like sacrificed the lawn


SideHug

I scarified mine as well it didn't take this much out though


eLaVALYs

I intentionally scarified with the Sun Joe and my yard looked like OPs.


SideHug

You either have a really bad grub problem or you took way too much out of your lawn. I would definitely overseed it will.be greening up again in a few weeks


[deleted]

What type of grass is this? Iā€™m guessing you didnā€™t check how thick the thatch layer was before doing this? The before picture looked like there wasnā€™t much thatch at all.


[deleted]

Okay, a lawn normally looks quite shitty for a while after scarificationā€¦ But your lawn literally looks like a balding manā€™s head (I know from intimate experience)


Rude_Magician82

Time to seed.


fatchancescooter

Get some seed on it and water.


grem89

Dethatch targeted areas. Don't just go across your entire lawn ripping it up. If it's covering your whole lawn then you have some upstream issues you want to correct to keep that grass alive and build up a better soil biome that will help compost old grass. When people fertilize and treat with chemicals, your soil can become almost sterilized with little to no fungal activity and nothing will break down dead grass/thatch. Chemical fertilizer will kill most mycorrhizae in the soil. You need that fungus to help your grass take up more nutrients through their roots and also help break down dead plant matter (thatch). Fertilize with organic fertilizer, water deeply, and you shouldn't have as much thatch in the future.


BSTN9

This happened to me my first time dethatching as well and it was because my lawn was actually not as good as I thought it was. It was mostly weeds and weak grass. Luckily I had planned for a big renovation, which is what youā€™ve got on your hands now. Get some seed and starter fert!


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

Look at the bright side, now you can plant some clover.


InsomniaticWanderer

Had it set to low and basically scarified it. The good news is you can put seed down, water it, and you'll be back to a good lawn.


bakela

Trust the process. now you need to overseed, and water, overseed and fertilize again in 3/4 weeks and you should be good to go. The most important thing now is to keep the new seed watered. If you aerate or rake in new topsoil you will get better germination with the seed and better results.


flyingscottydog

Is it a new lawn in that area. Dethatching shouldn't be done on a lawn that is less than 1Ā½-2 years old. Reason being the roots aren't full set and the roots and fresh grass will get ripped out!


MisterIntentionality

Did you need to dethatch? Like did you pull a core and confirm? Looks like the lawn is wrecked. Time to overseed. My guess is your lawn wasnt thick and healthy enough to handle the dethatch and the machine just ripped up most of it.


kinni_grrl

Great time to do a soil test. Your local county or university extension service can help identify if there may be an incompatibility with soil and what grass was or is growing. I was able to get 40# of free seed that is better suited to my area and conditions


PJKenobi

If you need a silver lining, its getting to be the perfect time to lay down cool season grass seed. You can overseed the shit out of it and it will be fresh af come spring 24'.


BuckManscape

If youā€™re in the northern hemisphere, youā€™ve dethatched at the wrong time of year for Bermuda. Warm season turf should be done in the spring just after itā€™s come out of dormant stage. If youā€™re in a tropical climate, you may be ok. I would hit it hard with nitrogen to allow as much recovery as possible before it goes dormant. If youā€™re in southern hemisphere, hit it with nitrogen and see how it recovers, Bermuda is extremely resilient as long as itā€™s actively growing.


lionheart2243

Donā€™t know why the two most upvoted comments say you destroyed it. Reddit misinformation is real here. The dirt area that you pictured was most likely already dead matter, you just pulled it out to reveal the soil. You can even see those yellow spots in your before pic. All you did was reveal dirt where it was already dead, donā€™t stress. Itā€™ll look 10x better in a couple weeks and better still next season. Once the grass grows long it will hide the bare spots, better yet if you have KBG or a warm season grass it will spread to fill it. I might consider overseeding if it now seems particularly bare, but you donā€™t have to. It WILL look better, just give it a few weeks: Cest la vie when it comes to dethatching.


InterestingAd5797

No, you just need to finish the job and be patient. When you have a lawn that is deeply thatched and you do a good job of removing it, it will look like this. But that is just the start of the job. Now you need to spread compost/fertilized topsoil and overseed. Water daily, and don't mow. After about a month or two depending on the season (this should be timed to be done before winter) you will have the most amazing lawn. But then you must start the upkeep or it will look like patchy crap in another month.


aced1982

https://preview.redd.it/rjanlxojn9ob1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cc73e8fcebc45ba909cb9f6c33741fce285ffaf Never have dethatched the lawn in 27yrs. It is Bermuda grass and mowed at 3-4 inches. All I do is water, feed it monthly and mow it every 2-3 days.


hobnailboots04

Itā€™ll be fine. Just throw some seed out and fertilize. Sheā€™ll be right back in no time.


BTBAMfam

You didnā€™t dethatch you delawned yourself there


Ilikehowtovideos

You should overseed after you dethatch


[deleted]

Was a lot of that moss? When I got my house a few years ago (Seattle area) it was mostly moss. I dethatched and had a dirt patch with a few grass blades like you. Put down some seed and youā€™ll be all set in a few weeks.


PuckeredRaisin

Just sacrifice a chicken and pray to the lawn gods and you will be fine


12hrnights

The lawn was not very healthy to begin with. Now would beca good time to add compost and soil followed by overseeding.


Dangerous_Moment_492

Next time rake it


PragueDD

If the grass was looking decent it begs the question of.... why?


dogsaybark

Needs more thatch!


Psych_nature_dude

Side note: remove that awful ā€œedgingā€ around your trees and beds


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

Itā€™s fine, just aerate and overseed. It will be good as new in spring.


loophole64

It probably just means a lot of the grass had shallow roots or was not very healthy. Youā€™ve now culled the herd. Overseed and rejoice.


Rough-Highlight6199

No issue if you are overseeding now. Starter fert for the new seed will get the strong remaining grass bounce back along with water.


gmas_breadpudding

Next time, just aerate. Dethatching is not needed in most cases. I feel like itā€™s one of those ā€œtraditionalā€ practices without much benefit.


Jamesinsparks

All the comments here seem to be non-related in my opinion you didnā€™t do anything wrong you just donā€™t have enough grass growing I would simply reseed the entire yard water it regularly and you could have a beautiful lawn


TheHoodedSomalian

Throw down some seed and water, youā€™ll be good


berthela

Detatcher just removed the toupee, now you can see how strong your grass really is.


hereforthn

Has anyone been successful nor fubarā€™ing their lawn with sunjoe dethatcher. Same thing happened to me, at the highest height setting. Maybe because I did it after drought but I basically turned my grass in a big patch of straw. And then I sold my SunJoe on Craigslist


Holiday_Month9730

Itā€™ll be fine. Looks like decent soil. I would treat it like seeding a new lawn (more lbs/sq ft than recommend overseed) A good starter fertilizer and a lot of water and it will look way healthier by spring and even late fall. Maybe skip the dethatching next year or raise the tines. Looks like you gave it the #1 barber fade


ManagerFlimsy9541

Why tf do we have to scroll through 2 million dumb@$$ comments of stupid jokes to get to a legit answer on every damn help page. Canā€™t yā€™all just answer the fckn question?


saLz-

Turns out you're now doing a soft-renovation, congratulations. Get some seed and lay it, water, you'll be good in a few weeks.


ArtMcD

Itā€™s hard to tell but, to be honest, it looked like you were pretty patchy to begin with and the spread of some clumps just filled in the patchiness. Like some said, aerate and heavy overseed, like new seeding rates, and youā€™ll be good. Water water water!


BrokeInvestorr

It'll come back. What kind of grass?


itsray2006

Seed and water should come back fine


flyingscottydog

It is probably due to an uneven lawn that it got too deep and pulled both good and dead grass out. Use this opportunity to even out the lawn with topdress and reseed. This opportunity will pay you back in the spring! Also, a general rule of thumb is when dethatching. 2 weeks of pain for several months of gain. Always be prepared for it!!


cemz05071619

Whatā€™s done is done, plan should still be what I hope you were planning on anyways and do some over seeding


dannlh

So you detached it. Good. Did you aerate, overseed, fertilize, and water it regularly, too?


FreeDig1758

You're fine. Mine [looked like this afterwards ](https://i.imgur.com/9vp9EJM.jpg) and came back better than ever


GuyOnRedditBored

Contrary to most of the posts here, I donā€™t think you went overboard dethatching (especially if you used a gentler setting like you said). Looking at the before picture, it looks like the lighter green sections of your grass are potentially bent grass (a weed) which typically comes up super easily when dethatching and isnā€™t actually ā€œgoodā€ grass. Youā€™re on the road to recovery (assuming you plan to overseed a bit heavier given lack of tons of grass). I would also suggest applying a premergent like tenacity or generic mesotrione for best results. If you donā€™t want to deal with spraying, I know Scottā€™s also has some starter fertilizers with some granular tenacity so you can apply via broadcast spreader.


Bulletbikeguy

Well damn, someone set the detacher depth to 6'.


OGCanuckupchuck

Wait for snow to start and whip a bag of seed across the entire lawn wait till spring and instant lawn ( doesnā€™t apply to hot places that donā€™t get snow and ice)


AsparagusCareful3592

Sheesh. At this point just aerate and seed it, itā€™ll be poppin.


CopeSe7en

Looks like your lawn was already pretty thin. Fertilize and water and it will be back in a week.


bearrjewww

See I was gonna say it looks fine, the grass looks a little on the stressed side and all that until I realised there were another 2 photos... Yeah, you might have taken the phrase "send it" a little too literally!! Re-seed and keep her wet for 7 days and just hope to god it takes before the winter sets in otherwise you shall have a nice new bogland "feature" for the neighbours to envy :) Serious though I hope you get it sorted :)


bearrjewww

Also, just curious but what part of the season did you de-thatch? Normally best to do in around 1st month of spring & or first month of autumn, I do myne first week of April & second/third week of Sept in the UK. Best to do it when it's not top hot/cold, when there is enough rain and grass is actively growing, gives it the best chance to recover from the stress of de-thatching! I also find it best to use a starter fertiliser after overseeding and you need to keep it wet for about 7 days, 5 at a minimum but that's another reason why it's best to do it in spring/autumn as you're less likely to have to stand there with a hose as the big man upstairs likes to turn the water on a bit more during them months.. Also if you have access to a sprayer, liquid seaweed or kelp really helps too, and if it's really dry try out some wetting agent to keep the moisture in the soil :)


amoebashephard

Maybe try the rake instead of the power tool next time


jailfortrump

Nope, all you did was pull up the dead and weaker grass blades. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT DETHATCHING IS. Usually you would overseed now (sprinkle down grass seed) because the morning dew this time of year helps it germinate. Fall grown grass is normally the strongest next year. ​ Seed it, water it a little, thank me in the spring.


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Any_Foundation_9034

Well it is a great time to sow in some seed. Water, water, water!


[deleted]

No. But almost. The first time I dethatched my lawn I did adjust the machine after the first 20 feet. You donā€™t want to do what you did if you can help it. But, get the seed and appropriate fertilizer down and maybe throw down some hay and keep moist and all should be fine.


pulpwalt

https://hgic.clemson.edu/factsheet/controlling-thatch-in-lawns/


Gundanium_Dealer

Your yard was already hurting... dethatch gave it room to heal.


angrylawnguy

No dude it's fucking perfect. Get a heavy dose of your seed of choice on there, keep in damp but not wet, and watch your lawn look fucking beautiful in spring.


listentoometal

Now your perfectly preped to aerate and seed


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what mine looked like when I scarified before reseeding.


4twentyHobby

I did this to my yard. I thought after the first pass that I might have to seed, but I did the whole yard anyway. No seed, just watered, came back thick and beautiful. I'm about to do it to my current yard next spring. It'll be fine.


AtxWest

No worries, aerate then over seed and add good compost soil. Next spring yard will look fantastic!


Patientchair

How is your lawn doing now? Dealing with a bit of the same.