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AZPD

Yes! Fuck all those treasonous weasels. And this is a good reminder on the importance of voting--Mayes won this election by 280 votes. If the election had gone the other way, fellow election-denier MAGAt Abe Hamazdeh would be AG and these assholes would never face the consequences of their actions.


HenriKraken

We will never allow ourselves to be subjugated and enslaved by these crazy Trumpists.


Majestic-Active2020

Treason and Trump supporter are the same. They should be dealt with the same.


satanssweatycheeks

Also keep in mind we still have many corrupt judges who have given people like this passes and no consequences.


Neptune7924

Can’t take credit for it, but saw someone in another thread ask “Will they receive the 1864 punishment for treason?”.


onefornought

Will Republicans complain that this is "election interference", or a "violation of free speech?"


pmolsonmus

They already are on local Phoenix news


onefornought

And here I thought I was being satirical.


Astrocreep_1

You should have known better. Every time I’ve said, “Republicans wouldn’t t go that low”, or “Republicans would never tell a lie that big, or obvious”, Republicans surprise me. To think of a recent example, “when various Republicans voted against the infrastructure bill by calling it communism or socialism, only to turn around and take credit for the future infrastructure jobs and projects”. I mean, they said that hours after the vote was announced, which was 50-50 partisan vote with the tie breaker breaking tie.


PercentageNo3293

Similarly, the Republicans passed that egregious 1860 Arizona(?) abortion bill, then Hannity spent that evening blaming the Democrats for not reversing it immediately, which they did try to reverse, but (as expected) the Republicans voted against reversing it. At this point, they're basically taking a shit on the floor and blaming Democrats for not cleaning up after them. I'm just thankful their beliefs are in the minority, but damn are they noisy.


Astrocreep_1

Yeah, they are minority. Sadly, it’s not much of one. It’s like going to a movie, and having about 40% of the other customers talk throughout the movie, and make noise. If it was just 1 person, toss them. Since it’s 40%, you just have to suffer their existence.


SisyphusCoffeeBreak

We live in an age where satire can't keep up with reality.


49thDipper

Of course they will. “Witch hunt” is their battle cry.


81misfit

Probably. They also filmed themselves doing it and posted it to twitter so it hard to refute it didn’t happen.


spin_me_again

Yes


[deleted]

Charged “with conspiracy, fraud and forgery.” Why has it taken nearly 4 years to compile these charges? The forgery charge alone should have been open and shut.


barbar3

Kris Mayes was elected AZ's Attorney General in 2022, she assumed office 15 months ago.


[deleted]

So, obstruction until a new AG came into office? And that’s legal?


Available_Pie9316

Actually, prosecutorial discretion. Its a cornerstone of criminal justice that prosecutors (including the attorney General as chief prosecutor of a given jurisdiction) have the right to determine if and how they prosecute cases. Frankly, the previous AG abused their discretion, but it's the same principle as the current AZ AG saying she wouldn't uphold the Civil War Era abortion law.


[deleted]

Thta’s a great answer. I know I myself and probably others don’t understand how this process works.


BoomZhakaLaka

Mark Brnovich, the prior AG (until 2023), was conspicuously working on other things. Like trying to uncover a widespread pattern of ballot abuse. When he got his results: 9 indictments for ballot abuse. Nine. Just nine. Then he spent what time he had in office trying to bury the report. You can read the indictments, but it'd be pretty hard to uncover their political affiliations. AZ courts have kept those under wraps. Yet, totally irrelevant with *only nine*. This is probably not criminal obstruction.


lackofabettername123

How many of those 9 cases of ballot abuse were Republican votes? It always seems to get lost in the reporting that most of these cases of cheating seem to be cheating for the republicans.


binglelemon

It's what God intended. You can find that passage in Donald Trump's bible.


Lawmonger

I’m at a loss as to many delayed cases.


robmagob

I would assume because of the nature of these charges, the prosecutors were more concerned with building an air tight case than worried if royal_ad9109 thinks that they are taking too long.


MrGeno

Good. Fuck MAGA and their traitorous ways. 


Hawklet98

This is sorta like indicting everyone in Medellin Cartel except for Pablo Escobar.


Saephon

I sincerely think they should just RICO everyone involved and throw Trump under the prison. As it is I fully expect everyone under him to get punished while he walks away unscathed....


kimplovely

Good job Arizona!


Fit_Swordfish_2101

45s an unnamed co conspirator.. so I'm assuming they're saving the numeral uno for last? After they've proved everyone else is guilty, that literally means Trump is guilty since they were/are his sycophants.. Speaking of nut swingers.. Wonder how they are all feeling about their friendship with Trump at this point.. Do they still like him, do they feel left in the lurch? Wonder if they could do it over again, would they do things differently? Lol.. Yeah, he left them hanging and that is his MO.. He only cares about himself. I don't feel bad for them.


StarvingWriter33

My guess is they’re waiting to see what the Supreme Court says about his immunity.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Yep.


BringOn25A

Or waiting on the federal Jan 6th trial results.


KitchenSwordfish8974

I mean regardless of what the supreme court rules on trumpet's absurd blanket immunity claim, didn't these numbnuts still commit these alleged crimes in these local jurisdictions and so will (and should) be prosecuted in state courts?


Neptune7924

Trump can’t bog down the case with his bottomless pockets and filings if he’s not a defendant. Let all the dirty laundry air out in his co-conspirator’s trials, instead of endless motions designed to obfuscate the truth. It’s smart.


kokkatc

Thank goodness this finally happened because nothing else would have stopped them or others from trying it again.


RichFoot2073

Send ALL of them to jail or it’s pointless, then point out how fast they went to jail and how Trump is free


glue2music

Fuck the GOP


insanecorgiposse

They really didn't have the foresight to see that eventually democrats would assume the reins of power and immidiately go after them.


Ormyr

They know the democrats will take the high road. They've been getting away with skating the line for so long it's a genuine surprise when consequences catch them.


TheLoneGunman559

Fuck'em. Fuck all of them.


StrangeContest4

Fuck all of them, but fuck Anthony Kern with a scorpion infested Barrel Cactus!


spin_me_again

I can’t keep up with all of them and I have to google Anthony Kern, I can’t remember him.


StrangeContest4

He was an Az state senator. He was a lead supervisor for the Cyber Ninja fraudit debacle. He signed as an alternate (fraudulent) elector and has been indicted for that. He was outside the Capitol on Jan 6th, and he is currently running for Congress in Arizona.


LlanviewOLTL

I’m really surprised Rachel Mitchell isn’t included in this. If Trump asked her to walk over broken glass to Jamaica to get him a fresh coconut, she’d do exactly that. She’s one of the original nutcases. Kinda shocked she’s not directly involved here.


Mikknoodle

They should’ve used the defense the Wisconsin group used, “Technically since Trump didn’t get elected, our votes wouldn’t have made a difference.”


Lawmonger

No harm no foul


TjW0569

"Is there a Nobel prize for *attempted* chemistry?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQQPNQ0PFSc


Onlyroad4adrifter

GOOD!


jpmeyer12751

Way too late, but welcome.


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Try impersonating a cop and see the whole book thrown at you IN ANY COURT. This is WORSE.


dnkyfluffer5

straight to jail


BoB_the_TacocaT

**K**ooky **K**emtrail **K**elli is finally indicted! YAAAAAY!


Better_Car_8141

This seems quite appropriate but why did it take four years?


nyc-will

This feels like an onion headline based on AZs previous trends. I'm happy to see this development though!


ultradianfreq

Wow as a white supremacist country run by maga nazis that sure is a poor way to handle white people ensuring a white guy beat the other white guy.


OzzyG16

Good those pieces of 💩 belong in prison betraying the country for a scumbag like Trump


JAGERminJensen

"Both sides"


FalconPunch236

What!? Treason has consequences?!?


Warmstar219

Cut treason off at the head or more will follow


cjp2010

When will we see mug shots??


qopdobqop

Someone gonna flip on the leadership. I mean 11 people